Blame It All On Hologram Tupac
Today is the 10th anniversary of the death of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes and TLC has used this day to announce to TMZ that they are in the middle of planning a reunion tour that will take over the US sometime this year. T-Boz and Chilli have already booked 5 cities and are planning many, many more. Fire up your side-eye making muscle, because you'll feel the need to throw some eye shade after reading the next sentence. The same digital black magic that brought Tupac to life at Coochella will bring Left Eye back to life on tour and TLC plans to dance next to her hologram on stage. And the start of the hologram revolution begins. We're all doomed!
A bitch has to get paid, I know, but does everything have to be hologram this and hologram that? If I want to see a vision of something that really isn't there, I'll just do drugs. Shit. That's what normal people do. Oh well, it could be a lot worse. At least they're not bringing O'So Krispie on tour....
I hate myself for remembering R U The Girl.
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I would think it would cost more to produce the hologram than a TLC reunion would even bring in so why bother making yourselves look like assholes by announcing you're doing this fuckery?
I want a hologram of twink zac efron naked with a moulded silicone tight butthole and 7inch dick.
and RIP left eye, dont go chasing waterfalls was the anthem for us oldies.
This Hologram Zombies fuckery is creepy
Just stop.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 9:04pm.
I want my own hologram for work.
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Fuck yes.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:17am.
OK...
Why the fuck is Lisa Lopes wearing a blue condom on her right eye in that photo?
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That was her thing for a while. I was young, but I remember it did get people talking. Actually, it was kind of a good way to get young people talking about safe sex, which was part of MTV's agenda back then too. Yeah it was a bit bratty to wear a condom on her eye, but I think that was just a big movement at the time because of AIDS and all that. When MTV still mattered, you couldn't tune in for five minutes without some sort of safe-sex reference. I can't help but think that it did make a big difference.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Ughhhhhhhhh, stop already! Let the dead rest in peace!
OK...
1. Why was DListed down for like a day? I thought I was going to die.
2. Why the fuck is Lisa Lopes wearing a blue condom on her right eye in that photo?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 4:55pm.
Lisa Lopes was a piece of shit. She didn't deserve to die, but it's not like the world suffered a great loss.
Remember when she burned her boyfriend's house down?
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oh yeah. Epic. Puts my dumping sugar in my boyfriend's gas tank revenge to shame.
This trotting out the dead really needs to stop. It's really morbid and immoral. I wonder if her family will get a paycheck from this.
I knew this shit was coming but I half-heartedly approve. Left Eye was the most ambitious and most talented of that group and they knew she was irreplaceable.I'd rather see this than Britney Spears any day.
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RIP Lisa, thanks for the memories.
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As Mk said in the Tupac post, the only hologram-based act to exist should be JEM!
And maybe Kesha, Katy Perry and Riri can form the new Misfits or something.
"Fucking STOP."
Agree wholeheartedly with Sweetas. That is all.
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TLC is gonna dance onstage with a hologram of Left Eye???? that is so creepy and weird
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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I want my own hologram for work.
Will the left eye hologram be able to set fire to things, cause that would be pretty cool. Too bad reality tv wasn't big back then, lisa and andre Rison's relationship begged for a reality show.
These bitches are doing this because they know that they won't sell ANY tickets w/o Left Eye. Fucking cunts. It didn't take them long after she passed to try and find others to replace her, if I remember correctly. Fuck T-Boz and Chili.
R.I.P. Lisa.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 8:19pm.
Chilli is really preeeeettttttttty! Too bad Usher screwed her over.
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He could have just stayed with her instead of marrying the other woman.
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How bad is music? That we have to hologram dead people to entertain us.
Chilli is really preeeeettttttttty! Too bad Usher screwed her over.
When people use this hologram shit, do they have to pay the families royalties for using the likeness? They couldn't possibly be getting it free.
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Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 6:55pm.
Uh, that thing is on her right eye. Maybe her name should've been "Stage Left Eye."
BTW, I'm going as that version of Left Eye for Halloween.
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She was called Left Eye, because she used to punch people with her right hand leaving the other person with a black eye on their left side.
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They need to stop! I like TLC, but not this idea.
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Why is cable network The Learning Channel booking concert tours now? Oh, wait ...
Why won't people leave these hologram shenanigans in the 80's with Jem, where they belong? Egads.
I always thought Left Eye was the prettiest one--but yeah, she couldn't sing. Her rapping kind of reminds me of Nicki Minaj, and that isn't a good thing.
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TLC needs to hang it up, flat screen. It just looks awkward when you were a trio and then there's just two. It's not like Destiny's Child where you could plus or minus one and no one really noticed the difference. Plus, this will just be creeeepy.
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Uh, that thing is on her right eye. Maybe her name should've been "Stage Left Eye."
BTW, I'm going as that version of Left Eye for Halloween.
digital. sexy. cool.
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"I felt very still and very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
It was so strange when they buried her wearing pj's and slippers. Dead people freak me out.
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Wasn't T-Boz really, really sick recently? Good thing they only booked 5 dates. I expect they will not make a single one.
Will T-Boz' sickle cell also be a hologram? ;) haha sorry I couldn't help myself.
Maybe this is all some big conspiracy to get us used to seeing holograms, e.g. Jesus in the sky faking some rapture?
Just sayin' don't be hatin'.
I can't tell what's real anymore!!!!!!
This is going to be very confusing when the second coming of Christ happens and I'll be asking myself "Is it a Jesus Hologram?" I blame all the governments in the world.
Coma Caca!
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*side eyes beYOnce and all those hookers* I can still do the butterfly ya know?! it's like the tootsee roll by awesome. Yeah I'm with ya MK with using drugs to see things that aren't there.
Coma Caca!
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Oh hellzzzz naw!
Thanks a lot, Tupac, you fucking shit-stirrer. See what you started?
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I thought lip syncing at a concert was shitty, but these people don't even show up. Hmmmmm, wait. *thinks of work applications*
Fucking STOP.
I don't think Lisa Lopes had much talent at all (bless her) and she rapped like friggin Smurfette.
I think the lesbian looking one had the most talent and the long haired pretty one was the next best. Left eye was the token "rapper".
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Dark-sided!
WHAAAAT???
So awful to have your friend pass away so can't be too angry with these two. They probably explain it as paying tribute or something but WHYEVER did they NOT bring KrispyKreme on board with this?! It's not like audiences actually notice who's actually on-stage singing! llololl
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I read that the basic hologram technique, called Pepper's Ghost, has been around since the 19th C. It's more or less just smoke and mirrors.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
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-Alfred Hitchcock-
Lefty was annoying as fuck. I hated those songs back when they were new. I worked at a Meals-on-wheels kitchen in my teens and we each had a day of the week to play music; without fail the two chicks I worked with would put on the top 40 radio station and TLC would play every 15 minutes. I retaliated by playing jazz, underground hiphop, country or nothing.
Will the hologram be appropriately aged to match T-Boz and Chili?
nope...not even gonna entertain this...
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Fuck Chilli and T-boz! They tried to cut Left Eye out of as many songs as possible when she was alive and now that she's been dead for 10 years they do anything thing they can to make a buck off of the memory of her because they are irrelevant without her. They are shameless whores!
Lisa Lopes was a piece of shit. She didn't deserve to die, but it's not like the world suffered a great loss.
Remember when she burned her boyfriend's house down?
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Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
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