Hot Slut Of The Day!
The planet's newest world wonder: Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Crusted Pizza! This utopia of deliciousness is only sold at Pizza Huts in the Middle East, so yeah, I'll see all of you at the airport. It'll be easy to spot me in the security line, because I'll be the one grabbing onto my stomach bag as it tries to escape out of my ass. I don't even recognize the sounds my stomach is making right now. This is what it sounds like when your will to live cries.
We were told as children that the cheeseburger crusted pizza was a mythical creature that only existed deep inside of Kirstie Alley's greasy dreams, but dreams are made to come true. Pizza Hut's Crown Crust Pizza also comes with a chicken fillet stuffed crust, but who cares about that when you can wrap your eating hole around a pizza that is giving birth (or shitting) out tiny cheeseburgers! It's like a piece of Jessica Simpson's afterbirth in your mouth.
One of my arteries popped just from watching the commercial and that's always a good sign!
I don't know whether I should feel proud or disappointed that this Giving Up On Life Special didn't come from the fat bitch capital of the world: America. Yeah, I definitely feel the latter, but I'll be proud to be an American again when Pizza Hut US introduces the first ever deep fried bacon stuffed cheeseburger crusted pizza wrapped in a corn dog shell with a tub of Hidden Valley Ranch dipping frosting on the side. Don't me down, Amurica!
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Y.U.C.K.
Uh, go away Goatse...
Where is the bacooooooon?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Pizza Slut gives me the voms. Nast.
I'm from the middle east and my local Pizza Hut doesn't have the Cheeseburger Crusted Pizza (yet?)
Donnu if i'd actually eat it... Maybe when I'm on my period and I feel extra beastly.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
I love how they try to make it look healthy by throwing some tomatoes in the middle.
Looks and sounds disgusting! I thought it was a nacho platter.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:34am.
I dont know why they even bother having franchises over seas since they dont make the "food" like it should taste but add their own spin. Just open your own pizza joints or hamburger places.
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My neighbor spent 10 years In Italy and opened a little take-away shop when he came back to Egypt. Best damn food in town. Local ingredients with an Italian flair.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Foxy Knoxy on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:19pm.
I think you might be gay
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I think you might be fat
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I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
*cries*
*kicks kitten*
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Guilty until proven innocent!
Submitted by Foxy Knoxy on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:19pm.
I think you might be gay
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I think you might be fat
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:24am.
jesus christ lots of facts and information but absolutely ZERO info on the Mubarak dick. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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I think you might be gay
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Guilty until proven innocent!
I'd to see how it really looks (as opposed to the promotional photo). I'm guessing sad and saggy.
That is fucking disgusting. Ugh.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:46am.
@Whamo, I gotta love Ovi and his ridiculousness!
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LOL, it's all good. I'd LOVE to have him on the LEAFS regardless of his fuckery. We haven't even MADE the playoffs in 7 fucking YEARS so who am I to goof on anyone:)
No way that monstrosity is halal.
Best part: Err, uhhhh, can I haf a cheezbuurrrgrr??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lmao
www.poopreport.com :)
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This looks gross. It is right up there with the burgers that are served on Krispy Kreme donuts. I saw that and I wanted to vom.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
I'm a vegetarian, so the hamburger part is vomit inducing. But everything else looks delicious. My kids would LOVE this.
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That crust is disconcerting in its uniformity.
@Whamo, I gotta love Ovi and his ridiculousness!
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"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
LOL SNOWY!! NOMNOMNOMNOM
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:34am.
I dont know why they even bother having franchises over seas since they dont make the "food" like it should taste but add their own spin. Just open your own pizza joints or hamburger places.
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Money for the corporations and famous brands for the citizens. Overseas spin can actually taste better. I fucking miss Korean Doritos every fucking day.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:06am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:02am.
*HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL*
hehe it does look like a frightful mess. I'm sure that preggo Ms Pacman Chestica would appreciate this culinary delight ;)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:24am.
Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:21am.
Trust me, Middle East Pizza Hut is not the same. I remember having beef pepperoni when I lived in the US, do you think they could bring some here??? And we are talking 100 pounds for a meal here, not cheap. They use oriental spiced meat, too heavy for pizza, and bread dough!! Plus, Gamal Mubarak is one of the co-owners of every American franchise. A pizza from a local, non-franchise place is only 20 pounds. So, basically 80 pounds from every pizza or Big Mac sold goes into the Mubarak clan's corrupt pockets. Do not get on that plane, MK!!
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jesus christ lots of facts and information but absolutely ZERO info on the Mubarak dick. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Can. Not. Stop. Laughing. LOL!
I dont know why they even bother having franchises over seas since they dont make the "food" like it should taste but add their own spin. Just open your own pizza joints or hamburger places.
DROOOOL-UH!! That is like hangover food heaven right there.
If I were in the Middle East I'd be too busy nomming on stuffed grape leaves and tabouleh and such to hit up a Pizza Hut. *starving now*
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:25am.
"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
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They do quit though!!! lol!!!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:24am.
I am sure there are plenty of hookers in DC and London who can give you all the facts on Mubarak dick you could want.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:26am.
what is nutritional yeast? Besides what Jack eats nightly....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
what is nutritional yeast? Besides what Jack eats nightly....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That looks absolutely disgusting. Add a stick of butter on top, deep fry and you get a Paula Deen-approved delicacy!
@Hekki, cosign on nutritional yeast. That stuff is the bomb.
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"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:21am.
Edit: That is 100 LE, as in money, not 100 pounds of pepperoni.
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*disappointed he's not getting 132lb pizza*
Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:21am.
Trust me, Middle East Pizza Hut is not the same. I remember having beef pepperoni when I lived in the US, do you think they could bring some here??? And we are talking 100 pounds for a meal here, not cheap. They use oriental spiced meat, too heavy for pizza, and bread dough!! Plus, Gamal Mubarak is one of the co-owners of every American franchise. A pizza from a local, non-franchise place is only 20 pounds. So, basically 80 pounds from every pizza or Big Mac sold goes into the Mubarak clan's corrupt pockets. Do not get on that plane, MK!!
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jesus christ lots of facts and information but absolutely ZERO info on the Mubarak dick. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Trust me, Middle East Pizza Hut is not the same. I remember having beef pepperoni when I lived in the US, do you think they could bring some here??? And we are talking 100 pounds for a meal here, not cheap. They use oriental spiced meat, too heavy for pizza, and bread dough!! Plus, Gamal Mubarak is one of the co-owners of every American franchise. A pizza from a local, non-franchise place is only 20 pounds. So, basically 80 pounds from every pizza or Big Mac sold goes into the Mubarak clan's corrupt pockets. Do not get on that plane, MK!!
Edit: That is 100 LE, as in money, not 100 pounds of pepperoni.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 9:55am.
I AM inpressed on how they made the crust, it looks like a fucking pain in the ass for the poor guy making them though.
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I know right? I can see the poor schmuck of a cook getting major league slammed on the late shift with the stoner crowd.
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That's EXACTLEY what I was thinking, I can just imagine getting 15 of these orders all at once!!
*sees jacko hammered at a counter screaming at the rat bastard cause his pizza ain't ready yet*
I agree with comment that the crust looks like a pain to make but I know I'd try it-out of curiosity to see how much it hurts my insides--and now I have to look up nutritional yeast I have never heard of it- the dlisted is so informative!!