Katherine Heigl Adopts Another Baby

It looks like that future Mommie Dearest-like tell-all about Katherine Heigl will have two authors instead of one! Because a rep for Katherine (insert the sound you make when you hawk up a crusty phlegm ball) tells Just Jared that she and her husband Josh Kelley have made their 3-year-old daughter Naleigh a sister by adopting a second kid. Katherine's rep closed their mouth to all details about her second kid, but who needs Katherine's rep when we've got The National Enquirer? A source tells the Enquirer that Katherine and Josh adopted an 8-day-old girl from Louisiana. The source went on to say this shit:

“As soon as they got the word the baby was born, Katherine and Josh flew from California to Louisiana to pick up their new daughter. But they didn’t want to let the cat out of the bag too soon about their new little girl. Katherine wanted the infant to have a chance to get acclimated to her new family and surroundings before she introduced her to the world.

To keep the whole thing under wraps, a friend sat with their baby five rows in back of them on the plane trip back to Los Angeles. Only a select few people even know their newborn baby’s name!”

Katherine recently admitted that it took a while to bond with Naleigh and it seemed like her daughter hated her at first ("Do you blame me?" - Naleigh).

We all know Katherine as an insufferable, egotistical asshole whose smug smile makes you want to tell her that you'll see her next Tuesday, but motherhood has softened her edges a bit. I mean, she's not totally a mega bitch anymore. And that's a good reason to never have kids. Raising kids softens your cuntiness! Who wants that?!

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:21pm.
*crosses fingers for creole*

HAHAHAHAHA!

I dunno, I guess I give them props for adopting from the so many that need good homes here, and not the whole "oh look how worldy we are" thing.

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Submitted by deonsnider on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:57pm.

The 27 Dresses star — who is married to Josh Kelley — recently adopted daughter Adalaide Marie Hope, providing three-year-old Naleigh with a younger sister, and she admits she was not prepared for how dramatic a life change it was. cinema

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:16am.

heigl annoys the hell out of me.

but i cant her for adopting and plus she adopted a 7 year old, that is a different "challenge' i guess because the child is old enough to know what is going on, which is why so people who adopt prefer babies.

it seems she went through the proper process and didnt use her powers to bend the rules and shit like promise to open a new school in a third world country, if they gave her a baby called david banda,

so katherine heigl, i gots to eat my humble pie, missy you r alright.

but it wouldn't be dlisted without me saying, DAMN I WOULD TAP THAT HUSBAND!!!!

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 6:34pm.

Good for them for adopting two kids! Alas, there are literally hundreds of thousands of kids in the US alone who are waiting to be adopted; I do wish more women who don't want kids would have abortions and/or use birth control so there'd be a few less children who end up NEVER getting adopted.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 4:42pm.

Someone's a beard in that relationship. Hmmm which one?? My vote is Katy there likes the ladies. Her and Butler had absolutely no chemistry in that movie they did that I was forced to watch, I think it was called The Ugly Truth or something. I hate my friends sometimes because they watch all that 28 Dresses crap and Lifetime! Why wasn't I born with a penis??!!! DAMN!

Submitted by vegaschick on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 4:32pm.

Considering that Britney Spears is from Louisiana, I don't even want to think about what kind of white trash genetics my baby would have if I were to adopt from that state. Adoption is all fine and good but I know two couples for whom it turned out to be a disaster.

My co-worker adopted a boy as an infant that later tried to kill the family by setting the house on fire while they slept. I know it's a nature/nurture argument, but you do have to account for breeding. Personally I would never adopt.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:45pm.

Awww guest, it's no biggie. :):) I think a lot don't know how fast it is here in some areas, I sure didn't until it happened in my family.

Submitted by Paige123 on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:44pm.

I can't hate her bc/ she does a lot of good for dog rescue

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:38pm.

When she was a young teenager, she was stunning. Too bad that years of smoking and bad style decisions have taken their toll! http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=catherine+heigl+teenage&um=1&hl=en&client=... http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=catherine+heigl+teenage&start=129&um=1&hl=...

Submitted by DesigningWoman on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:35pm.

I don't think she did anything underhanded to get the kid from Louisiana. I know a couple that signed up with Catholic Charities here and literally had a newborn in their arms within a month. It was shockingly fast but sometimes that is the way it goes. And I have family who have done local LA adoption and gotten placed within a matter months with an infant. Sometimes people luck out, and I can never hate on anyone who takes on the time/money and heartache of adoption/fostering.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:33pm.

It is nice to see people who have money adopting unwanted kids instead of breeding out of control.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:29pm.

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:28pm.

I will NEVER hate on her. She pays thousands of dollars in airfare for California rescue doggies to be flown to adoption centers in states where there is a shortage of tiny dogs and people who want to adopt them. :-)
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:00pm.
How does this bitch get Beardo meanwhile I'm humping my bed? Fuck you life.
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:59pm.

I just never liked her, I remember when Gray's Anatomy started I was baffled that they kept saying her character put herself through med school by modelings...I was like, "how?"

But good for her for giving a home to a kid that needs one.

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:58pm.

Submitted by cripbabe on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:50pm.

am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about celebs who adopt babies? I mean, when you've got money, you can buying anything...

Submitted by Janice Second on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:43pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:04pm.

can she not have kids?

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I think the only admirable thing about this bitch is that she adopted two kids who needed homes.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:36pm.

Another black pet maybe?

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:34pm.

can she not have kids?

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Submitted by youarestupid on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:34pm.

I also read 8 day old as 8 year old. I just figured she got Naleigh a live in nanny.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:29pm.

As an adoptee, I have nothing but good will for them in regards to their family.

Professionally, she can talk a fucking leap, man.

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Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:24pm.

somehow I get the feeling that she's a "Mommy Dearest" type of mom....I hope im wrong though

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:23pm.

On her "not bonding" comment:

I'll be the bitch....

DUH HIEGL! Of course bonding is going to be a bit harder, YOU DID NOT CARRY HER IN YOUR WOMB FOR 40 FUCKING WEEKS!

UGH!

Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:25pm.

Good on your relatives. Sowwy for my bitter cynicism. :)

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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by NDNchief on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:15pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

How is she still getting leading lady roles? Must be overseas moviegoers that are keeping her relevant.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:07pm.

Look at that look she's giving her husband, and look at the expression on his face. She's totally going to be a single mother soon.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:06pm.

Good for her if you can afford it and you're not collecting them and are giving them the proper time and love a kid needs then power to ya. love em up!!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:03pm.

And the kid looks happy! That's a plus! ;)

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Submitted by D.R. on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:57pm.

Hooray for adoptions. I don't know much about Heigl, but I'm all for adoption.

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:56pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:21pm.
*crosses fingers for creole*

lol!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:55pm.

I don't think she cut the line. My ex sil and her husband wanted to adopt twin babies and after paying all the bills the mother decided to keep them, three months later they adopted a newborn from Louisiana. 30K and they are nobody, no fame, not too rich etc...

Submitted by OXA on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:54pm.

Was it one of Octomom's? That would be a nice start for one of them poor captives.

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:51pm.

*crosses fingers for creole*

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:18pm.
Their little girl is a cutie pie.
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Submitted by tojo on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:51pm.

I worked with someone that adopted a baby from Louisiana. The agency that they used put them in contact with a pregnant woman that wanted to give her baby up for adoption. They paid her medical bills and gave her a 1000 dollars for other expenses. Supposedly it's easier in Louisiana.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:48pm.

IslandGirl, seriously. I am spending way too much time just sitting here watching your Avi. Priceless!
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:48pm.

Their little girl is a cutie pie.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:47pm.

Someone took a heigl, in the work bathroom today and the smell carried down the hall. It was disgusting.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:46pm.

Good for them, but hopefully those girls won't adopt their mother's (lack of) dress sense.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:42pm.

Don't forget that all was well in the Crawford household until little "Missy!" learned to talk back. Told Mommie "I'm never playing with you AGAIN!" HaHa, Mommie got you back for that. Fractured your little skull didn't her?

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:41pm.

Well, at least we know she can take care of HER kids.

Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:40pm.

Bitch cut to the front of the line for this one no doubt.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:40pm.

Cute kid.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:39pm.

No comment on Hagle's personality.

Though it is nice to see she could at least adopt a baby! I thought the process was extremely arduous, costly and fraught with paperwork! For most people at least... ;p

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:36pm.

In Heigl's world adopting is probably considered the best way to stay in shape.

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:34pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:00pm.
Mike, it's a 8 DAY old kid or are you being funny?!

Lol, I thought it said 8 YEAR.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:30pm.

How does this bitch get Beardo meanwhile I'm humping my bed? Fuck you life.

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:30pm.

Mike, it's a 8 DAY old kid or are you being funny?!

Good for them and nice to see an American adoption. It's too damn hard to adopt in one's own country. I hate Hagel but I thought her honestly about how difficult it was to bond with her first baby was really honest.

It beats the hell out of all the "and when my baby smiles, it;s like the opening of heaven's gate...I now finally have true joy and love in my life blah fuckin blah..."
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