Did You Expect Anything Less From LiLo?
Seen here on the Glee set today looking like Gollum's cig-addicted mother who works at the last truck stop before Mordor, Lindsay Lohan's pristine reputation as a responsible, hard-working, polite and pleasant employee remains non-existent! LiLo worked on the Glee set for a total of 3 days (counting today) and so far a cast member has eye rolled her on Twitter and hos have described her as a "nightmare." White Oprah just lifted her head off of a bartender's body after doing a shot out of his belly button and said, "That's my little mess!"
E! News says that LiLo's first day of shooting actually caused a few crew members to die of shock, because she showed up on time, knew her lines and was completely professional. Well, did you think LiLo would deprive the cast of crew from experiencing her signature spoiled cunt theatrics? Of course not. For her second day of shooting yesterday, LiLo showed up 3 hours late and acted like she didn't want to be there even though she should be polishing everyone's taint with her tongue for giving her a chance. Dot Marie Jones, who plays Coach Bieste, Tweeted and then deleted this yesterday morning:
"Gonna be a long day!! Some ppl show up late and just throw a wrench in things. Not cool! I'd rather be an hour early (I was) than 5 minutes late."
E!'s source added that she "did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and she kept disappearing so no one could find her."
LiLo's rep Steve Honig, who must have broken dozens of pairs of stress balls with his butt cheeks while lying for this ho, did his job by defending her ass:
"The production team came to us and said that they wanted to start [with Lindsay] right after lunch, which was at 2. They wanted to begin with Lindsay at 3, so that meant she had a lot of time where she wasn't doing anything. That's why people didn't see her. She was then in hair and makeup and began after lunch at 3. If there was a problem yesterday, I would have just said 'no comment,' however I can't ignore this because this is utter B.S. This is a classic example of people trying to bash Lindsay. She busted her ass yesterday and is back on set again today."
Steve Honig is so good at spitting the bull shit that if you ever need someone to call in sick for you when you're not sick or to tell your boyfriend that you didn't cheat on him with some trick from the bar when you did, he's the dude you need in your life.
Another Glee source said that LiLo showed up on time today and has been on her best behavior so far.
When it comes to showing up on time, LiLo is like my cousins. If you want their tardy for the party asses to show up at 5, you have to tell them to be there at 2. If the producers of Glee expected her to always be on set, they should've shot all her scenes at the bar at Chateau Marmont. If they wanted her to memorize lines, they should've wrote those lines on a coke-snorting mirror. They didn't even try to work with her! The producers brought this upon themselves and they only have themselves to blame. Signed, White Oprah.
(stunning portrait of LiLo via Pacific Coast News)
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Yeah, that face is the epitome of "sober".
Looks like she stayed out drinking until 5am.
Loser.
Oh, and she disappears to go do lines. COKE HEAD.
WHEN will they stop giving her jobs? LOOK AT HER!
She is dirty, ugly prematurely old and not so talented. PFFFT! Boycott the episode if you're so inclined.
Me seeing monkeys and pandas in my hospital room and wearing an adult diaper while going through alcohol withdrawals and delirium tremens (I'm serious) looked better than this ungrateful crackwhore bitch anyday. She sickens me.
What the hell has happened to her hand ?? It looks older than my nans !
This is why I don't watch Glee anymore. They're so desperate for ratings that they stoop this low. They still don't get that people originally watch the show for character development of the main people that they like, not for stunt casting like this.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Same story different day.
Well we don't know for sure who Dot Marie Jones was talking about. Everybody I know who has worked on Glee says Lea Michelle is the cunt of all cunts, it could just as easily be about her being late she is a major diva.
There is NOTHING wrong with Hohan. Remember when she went to UCLA Medical Center (or some other high falutin' medical center, not rehab) and they released her saying she was fine mentally. she's just a spoiled cunt. that is all.
Does one bus just follow her around, or a whole fleet? If it's a fleet, I suppose they must take turns running her over.
justincase, AMEN...hahahhaha
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Submitted by justincase on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:49am.
LOL!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
boston61 is clearly mentally ill. I feel a little bad for him. Though he does not seem to feel empathy for other people. This seems to be a hallmark of male personality problems.
Makes sense!
It seems that Hohan wants Gerard Butler to play Dick.
I hope they at least get a porta potty with some hand cleaner.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lindsay_lohan_wants_gerard_butler_sBDX0P...
She is clearly mentally ill. I feel a little bad for her. Though she does not seem to feel empathy for other people. This seems to be a hallmark of female personality problems.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:14am.
Hologram Lindsay is the answer to Glee's problems.
LOL! It can't drive, shoplift, or throw drinks, can it?
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jaws of life to pry the asshole off her next morning
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sorry but this ungrateful entitled egomaniacal cracken brat can't OD and die soon enough for me.
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:36am.
Yeah, I just meant that he doesn't sound very professional, and his client is in desperate need of a more professional image.
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She looks like a 2am tweeker at Wal Mart.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Love how she goes on tv to dispel what Rosie said about her to do the SAME EXACT thing Rosie said she would do the next day..
No wonder Lohan's lips were so swollen during that interview on Extra yesterday. A drug addict like her has to blow a lot of crotch (male or female take your pick with Lohan) to have gotten the many breaks she has gotten in Hollywood. She is blowing someone right that's for sure!!!
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She is really heading in the Pete Doherty direction, looks and behavior wise.
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Serves them right for hiring her in the first place.
oh and not to mention those fug to the max press on nails.
Seriously, if it smells like a druggie, acts like a druggie and LOOKS like a druggie....guess what?
I guess it's hard showing up for work when you're hungover eh Linds? This is her work ethic and it's only for 2 days work so how is she going to handle carrying a full length movie?
Please, please pull a Whitney Houston at the Chateau Moron.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/hollywood-big-blasts-lohan
If someone from the cast twitted that statement than it must be true. Lindsay is that type of person to always show up late and feels that is just fine. Someone needs to tell her she has to always and forever be the opposite of that if she ever wants respect again. She needs to jump through many hoops and what a sad life that is.
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lilo is not amusing me so much anymore...
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Roseanne Barr
"Seen here on the Glee set today looking like Gollum's cig-addicted mother who works at the last truck stop before Mordor" *dies*
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
It's so offensive and bewildering to know that this useless washed-up skank is going to play Elizabeth Taylor.
Maybe it will be a satire?
Trash should take a hint from Jackie O. If you want to smoke, fine. Not in public.
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I'm so weary of this truck stop hooker. What will make her go away? Id like to say Liz is rolling in her grave but she'd love picking Lilo to shreds, no one can do Liz justice! From Lovelace to Liz...these producers seem to think millions will pay to see her comeback, meanwhile we can see her moves at a Long Island mall for free.
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how the fuck did she score a gig on glee, as far i know to get on glee, you need to be
1. really famous and there is a buck to be made from you being on the show.
2.you are gay/bi or straight guy who is willing to polish ryan murphy's ding dongs.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 5:52am.
Bjork - I'm still a bit wary of the Courtney. Does she do those alliterative sexual things a lot?
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Yes, and with videos!
But the comments are good, from adoring fans to snarky bitches.
This is a perfect friend for you. Imagine, Spaz and Courtney. You two could remake "Thelma and Louise." Who would not pay to see those two in that iconic feminist film?
Can't you tell she just wreaks? I mean ewwwww! Shower woman! Brush yo teeth! :P
That said I would wear a hazmat suit if I ha to be in the same 10 mile radius as her.
Bjork - I'm still a bit wary of the Courtney. Does she do those alliterative sexual things a lot?
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Phoebe Price is a great FB friend!
As is Courtney Stodden.
I am crafting a message to Spaghetti Cat, who I am sure has a FB page.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:09am.
At some point in her life, she's going to be as important as Chicken Cutlets. That's when there's going to be no turning back, and it's going to be painful as fuck.
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Excuse me. If you're talking about Phoebe Price, Blohan is already far less important. Phoebe was recently named Woman of the Year for her efforts to raise awareness about the cancer that killed her father. Phoebe promotes the hell out of her hats and accessories. Laugh at her all you want, but celebrities are wearing her creations. She's a little weird, but she's sweet, and she's harmless, and she probably hasn't sucked a single dick in Hollywood.
Lilo....I wish she would
So, how late did start they shooting, exactly? She was in make-up and hair at 3 PM(!!!!) to START shooting? WTF?
And oh dave, oh you big silly! Tweekers don't blow their noses - they snort and swallow or pick and eat. (Don't want to waste the "good stuff" you know!) ;)
How ironic that the hooker who caused all the problems with the President's secret service detail looks like a supermodel compared to this trash. That hand is so bloated it looks like it's going to split the skin.
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WOWEE, that pic!
My heart goes out to anyone who drunkenly hooked up with that filth, passed out, and awoke to see "that" in bed with you. With a hangover no less!
Talk about a regrettable hookup. I'd be anxiously fearing the moment my dick actually fell off from that mistake....
Dave,
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:14am.
WTF kind of publicist says "she busted her ass" in a damage control press release? He should've just written "Please excuse Lindsay for being late for Glee." on a napkin.
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and then she can blow her nose on it.
But... I almost sort of believe the publicist, which is why they make so much money. Still, it doesn't make sense... Well, logic doesn't apply, I know, but still, wouldn't she WANT to be on the set showing her incredible skills and stuff, or do they hate her and she can't deal with it or what? She doesn't act very often so she can't really be tired of it unless she's completely over it. I know that things you like to do get old when you have to do them or when you do them for money, (creative work, not hooking)but when you have bills to pay and a long life ahead of you, you need to get your money. Does she think she's going to pull another Playboy shoot out of her ass or what? Next time it will be Hustler and they'll have someone that looks like SamRo in it with her.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:14am.
Hologram Lindsay is the answer to Glee's problems..
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We have a winner! That is soooooo true. If they get it right she can send the hologram out to stumble around for the paps, too, and she can finally catch up on her bible-reading.
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Hologram Lindsay is the answer to Glee's problems..
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Worrying is using your imagination
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She gets to portray Liz Taylor in a biopic. She's invited to the White House Correspondent's dinner. She's invited to Glee.
ANYONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO HER.
How is she ever going to get a clue and not be delusional? Everyone's telling her she's important! Why wouldn't she be a fuckup?
At some point in her life, she's going to be as important as Chicken Cutlets. That's when there's going to be no turning back, and it's going to be painful as fuck.
Submitted by MissDior on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:47pm.
What in the damn hell is going on here? I know she's a cracked out hooligan, but this is taking it too far. I hate her and would never defend her but this picture has to be photoshopped. There's just no way she can be this beat. How is it even humanly possible? I worked overnights and used to party hard on occasion and I've looked terrible. But geez, after a day of rest and drinking plenty of water I look normal again.
It's not Photoshopped. You forget: not only is she a VERY hard "partier" (and by that I mean booze AND lots of major drugs), she's also had really bad cosmetic surgery and injected all kinds of horrible shit into her face. Judging from her previously disgusting-looking teeth, she's also thrown basic hygiene out the window. All of this combine to produce the vision of loveliness in that photo.
No amount of sleep or water will bring her back now. She's an absolute mess, but I guess as long as people love to slow down to rubberneck the car wreck, she'll get jobs.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 04/26/2012- 9:59pm.
This A+ fuck-up is getting jobs where she plays her fuck-up self?
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And she can't even do *THAT* shit right! You know you suck at acting
when you can't even play *yourself* right!
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Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
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Oh, you people are so pedestrian. Maybe she was playing a Coke Whore on Glee. Did you ever think of that?
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Please: It's "rahnday."