Ke$hit Continues To Document Her Acts Of Severe Classiness
What ho hasn't drunkenly pissed in the dirt on the side of the highway as flat bed trucks go driving by and who hasn't squatted over a bar bathroom sink when the line for the regular toilet is too long? Every ho has! But of course, Garbage Pail Skank Ke$hit thinks she's the first trick to do it and bragged about it to her Twatter followers (via UsWeekly) by sharing this picture with them. I know, she's SO hardcore. I'd be more surprised if Ke$ha Tweeted a picture of herself using actual unused toilet paper to wipe. Ke$ha also added this note to the picture, which confirms that when she's not making musical herpes, she's writing spam e-mails:
pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.
PoPo? More like the health department. Think of all dogs who now have VD warts on their noses from sniffing on Ke$ha's piss puddle (Yes, her coochie warts are so potent they can infect airborne). No, but seriously, if Ke$ha wasn't a dumb a$$, she wouldn't have given this picture out for free. Kim Kardashian made millions of dollars thanks to piss and Ke$ha ain't got shit to show for it except pee stains in her chonies. Either keep it to yourself or #getmoneybitch.
And where was the Deputy Sheriff of PAPP (Pepaws Against Public Pissing) when we needed him most?
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That PeePaw is the bomb. I just wish he would have kicked her a lot harder.
Peepaws ain't the ONE!!!!! My god, that chick in the video needed a Peepaw's foot in her ass a long time before this!! I mean, at what point does your life go so far off the rails that you find yourself with your tittyballs hangin' out of a slutty halter top and pissing in the street for a fetish flick.
Sadly, this is the most talented thing we've seen her do.
Keep on keppin' it cla$$y, Pi$ha.
But Loopy, IT is NOT the same thing. you can go standing up, kneeling down, SIDEWAYS! But not so EVERYONE ELSE! *muah*
#olderpeoplecangetawaywithmurdersometimes ;] ahhahahhahahah
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Kesha is gross - it's a given.
The other girl is absolutely disgusting: her top had to be down whilst peeing in public? I'm so glad that man kicked her - it was delicious to see!
It would have been bad ass if Ke$ha had James Vanderbeek there with some unicorn tissue.
a very drunk me once climbed into the back of some guys pickup truck to pee because it was unclassy to pee in the street.
As a lady, you just don't do that. smh.
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Sometimes I wish I had a go girl, squatting isn't very dignifying.
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It's becoming increasingly obvious that fewer of us humanoids are house broken.
This brings to mind when I took my kids (with a friend) to a baseball game. I told my daughter "Do NOT sit on the seat." And she replied "OK, but I'm not doin' that sit-stand thing YOU do!"
I ended up holding her over the loo.
At least she had the excuse of being 4.
OMFG SHE'S SOOO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME!!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:11pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:00pm.
Because you're already logged on.
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Ok it just opened up now... I think, unless I was having a totally brain spasm which just might be the case, I swear it wasnt there before!!???
Was I LOL...???
*scratches head*
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Submitted by BabyJane on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:23pm.
if i experienced that methinks that guy would have received a face-to-metal introduction to every canned item in my grocery bag
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:07pm.
same here until just now
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
dp -- bad connection problems here
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:54am.
hahahahhahahaaaaa...."CCCAAARRR" Your mom rocks. That's funny as shit!
Is that Peepaw single. I wanna marry him.
Fond memories of L.A. Walking to my car after coming out of the supermarket, and seeing this guy pop up out of nowhere next to the driver's side of my car and walk away quickly. Thinking he had tampered with my car in some way, I run around to the drivers side and there is a huge, steaming pile of shit right in front of my door. I had to get into my car from the passenger side and climb over the center console.Ahhh Los Angeles.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
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Because you're already logged on.
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Ok it just opened up now... I think, unless I was having a totally brain spasm which just might be the case, I swear it wasnt there before!!???
Was I LOL...???
*scratches head*
what on god's gray asphalt plaqued earth is going on in that video? Old dude kicks her ass like a dog squatting on the carpet. genius
There is no comment section on my PC and where it usualy says reply. Report abuse and login in blue on the bottom left it only says report abuse. I can see and read but I can't log in and open the comment box
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:00pm.
Because you're already logged on.
I've watered quite a few trees. This is so much more edgy when she does it.
I have never done anything like this. I get stage fright- can't even pee when people are waiting for me outside a bathroom.
It sucks.
Ke$ha is fucking disgusting.
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I was always at the barn growing up. I peed outside but it was behind a bush, hay bale, in a stall. In the street? NO.
Funny story: as a kid I went with my mom everywhere as she did sales and we were too poor for a sitter. She pulled under a rural overpass so I could pee. Mid-squat and mid-stream she yelled out CCCAAARRR.
I looked like I was having a seizure as I tried desperately to pull up my drawers ( and prob got pee all over me).
There was no car. She just yelled out for fun. I was seriously not amused.
yeah, Kim K actually denied that she got peed on back in 2007 http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/09/kim-kardashian-ray-j-did-not-p...
it's annoying when myths are touted as fact
She puked in Parisite Hilton's closet that makes her my hero !
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
the hell? damn bitch go behind bush next time.
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WTF is up with that hoe.
like yeah, sometimes i drink way too much water and gotta go pee, but if i had to do it, id go behind the bushes or something, if i was really really desperate.
but this bitch is doing it right in public infront of everyone.
is this what "some" humans have become?
im not saying all the bitches gotta be like the English Rose Dearest Pippa Middleton Afternoon Tea Lady Earl Grey with Scones Clotted Cream and Raspberry Conserve and sips her tea with the pinky finger up, but have some fucking decency.
if i was the old guy, i would have rub her face in her own piss and kicked her so hard till she shat herself and make that scat loving hoe rub the shit on her face.
LOVE THAT OLD MAN~~~~ Can't wait to get old and crochety so I can kick stupid youngin's asses and get away with it cuz I'm a demented old fuck!!! bawahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
A lot of us have been forced by circumstances to piss in semi-public places; we just didn't boast about it and post pix on Twitter.
It'd be great if the popo did come and get herrrr. Even a $275 fine and 8 hours of community service (street-cleaning) would be sweet justice.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:58am.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:48am.
If this generation is this damn nasty, what's in store for the next one?
Dragging their asses across the front lawn instead of using Charmin?
*smdh*
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I think a lot of the next generation will become ostentatiously stuck up, simply for something, anything, to annoy the older generations with.
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There's not a lot they can do to push the boat more (in that direction), and a lot of younger people are sick of it.
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My husband and i are always saying that in the next generation, it will be totally uncool to have tats. Around here, seems like EVERYbody has em. The only way to rebel will be to have clean skin.
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I think Kim k getting peed on is a myth. Surely it would have gotten out by now in this technological world we live in.
what the hell was on that peeing girl's neck?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Ugh na$ty..hold it in and squirm until you find a proper bathroom
Letty...not clicking either! & will hurl if I see or hear someone spit.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
gross. i've noticed ladies (used l o o s e l y) now spitting on the street too. disgusting whoever does it, but come on! you're a girl!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:44am.
get off your high horses, like none of the rest of you ever did this in your youth! LOL
:P *fondly recalls the feel of breeze from passing cars on my bare ass*
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***raises hand**** not I said the Slore....
I have peed in the bushes on the side of a highway or in the bushes on a camping trip. NEVER have I *dropped trou* on the side of, or in the middle of, any road.
This girl is disgusting. Anyone still saying *PoPo* is disgusting as well.
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I think.... if you threw M.E. into an NFL locker room she'd be right at home.~~~Starr07 about Melissa Ethridge.... but I like to dream, and OUR M.E. is a hor
Disgusting creature. I did laugh at the old guy kicking that slapper's arse. Dirty bovine deserved that.
I do Pagents!
Ok regarding the video, bitch deserved to get kicked in the ass by peepaw. If you have to go behind a dumpster! She's just being an exhibitionist!
Letinstar: Do it! It's funny. It took me all morning to work up the nerve, but it's funny. And I dare sat that girl looked shamed (as she should be) into behaving herself.
i refuse to press play...
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Oh, and the old man? AHAHAHHAHAHA! Technically, it's assault, but she deserved it. There are some cases where it's justified.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:44am.
Niiiiiice. I kinda sorta dated a chick that stuck her ass out the window of my car and pissed while doing 75mph down interstate... I was so turned off and disgusted I immediately took her home and bid her good night and good riddance (I did not).
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HAHA HA! Jack always dates delicate flowers!
I am laughing at PAPP....dirty.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
So I actually never saw Kartrashian's sex tape, did she really get peed on by RayJ? And if she did....why??? Keep the bathroom out of the bedroom...gross.
And Keshit...yeah she's just gross all around...yes we've all peed outside but there's no reason to show it!
when you gotta go, you gotta go!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I thought she was eating some girl out in that picture there so I could score big points guessing the blind item today.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Feeling SOOO indifferent to her pissing incident... saw this last night and thought, this is just like passing a poor drunk watering the pavement on any fine evening, ya right. Notable only for the attention it got!
She certainly doesn't inspire me enough to be disappointed in humanity. Sorry Ke$hit nice try! LOL! ;)
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Going outside is one thing...broadcasting your hole position is another.
This skanky skink could have kept that to herself.
I am sure everyone has pissed outside at some point in their lives, but do I really need to tweet my twat action?
Hell to the naw!
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