Zooey Deschanel SANS FARDS
It seems like every month some magazine is stripping the coats of lacquer off of the faces of celebrities and semi-celebrities to show regular women that these famous hos look just like you in their natural states, and this time it was People's turn. People (via Jezebel & Buzzfeed) gave the face painter the day off and took pictures of Zooey Deschanel, Paris Jackson (below), Megan Draper from Mad Men (below), Lily Collins (below), Sandra Lee (I need that picture on my eyeballs NOW), Rose Byrne, Paula Patton and Julie Bowen. The SANS FARDS portrait everyone is talking about is Zooey Deschanel's, because most of us didn't think it was possible for her to remove the doll lashes or scrub away the pink rouge that is splattered on her cheeks to look like somebody pinched her for being so adorkable. Zooey kind of looks like she just got up from her 4th hangover nap of the day. It's kind of weird seeing Zooey look like a grown woman and not like a Kewpie Doll in a brown Holly Hobbie wig.
And Paris Jackson, really? Not only is Michael Jackson moonwalking in his grave (bitch don't roll) over his daughter being photographed without a butterfly mask on her face, but of course she looks SANS FARDS. She's 14! Paris will give us National Geographic cover realness with or without a face full of MAC.
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Paris looks like her mom, but she also reminds me of that MSNBC weekend anchor, Alex Witt and, as someone else mentioned, Nelly Furtado. I can't believe she said Beyonce looks like an angel. She's picking up on ass-kissing/bullshitting quick! Hustle, kid!
Zooey looks haggard under the eyes. Like she's a middle-aged mother of six from a trailer park in the rust belt. Yikes, lady.
Yes she kind of does, but she looks so beautiful and real without all that gunky makeup. i wish she never wore it again, or wore lipstick or painted her toenails and fingernails, at least for awhile, i think she's an atheist, well, who makes an entire christmas album with not one song about Jesus in it and on the back is shown holding a miniature of rudolph the red noised reindeer? i know she's atheist, well, according to internet sites, is she pagan or goth also? I'm glad to hear she's no longer vegan, that kind of eating will kill you, adam and eve in the garden of eden in the bible ate herbs at first, and freely communicated with the animals, it could have been in hebrew, i don't know, you hear how parrots can talk, even though its repeated. But after adam and eve sinned, it became necessary for them to eat meat, because their bodies were no longer glorified, they were naked, so they also had to hide their shame-sin with animal skins, that's why we wear clothes today. People who go naked in public with no shame, feeling of guilt, or anything like this I believe are not born again in Jesus, and probably have no conscience. Nudists is a satanic spirit, because they sin against Jesus because they think exposing themselves through nudity is ok, this is why men and women nudists can be together and the men get no erection and the women feel no general sexual attraction, because they think its normal, just like wearing clothes. If anything, nudists take what they think is joy but is really sin and deception in being together, men and women, nude, celebrating in sin, theyre nudity - they have no shame. Whole cultures do this, it is a satanic religion. When now i think about it, vanity is sin, so makeup is sin-and all that goes with it - if its used properly for a cancer person or a real legitimate reason i think its ok, but for just plain everyday people - well, i wont generalize - Jesus knows each persons heart, motives and intentions. But because of sin, we need to eat meat with protein, strength, eating those sprouts or whatever they are - hindusim is a satanic religion, cows walk freely while people starve and die for some satanic lie that the cow may be a lost relative or someone -how assinine, reincarnation makes no sense and is a lie. Jesus blessed the loaves and fish, not the tofu and bean sprouts. Vegan-vegetarian is satanic I believe, only unless there is some true valid reason, which I believe is rare. People come before animals. People today are so evil and satanic they care more about the earth, animals, trees,-anything except each other. Jesus said to love one another. The most important thing in the universe and the ONLY thing that makes ANY difference is a person's heart. And only Jesus can change that. Real and true change begins in the heart, not in digging ditches, or saving the rainforest, etc. this whole earth has been dying ever since adam and eve's sin, see, their sin affected everything - the whole universe, not just them and mankind, so, whale wars - forget it, you can't save them, trees, oceans, rainforest, whatever, can't be saved, the only thing that can be saved is the eternal soul of a person. Because if you die with Jesus in your heart, with him as your own personal Saviour and Lord, you will be with him forever in eternity, but if you reject Jesus and die in sin, you will go to hell, and burn and be tormented and then to the Lake of Fire forever. Since this earth is dying because of sin, Jesus, by dying on the cross and shedding his precious blood, and Jesus is God, he satisfied God the Father's wrath against original sin and every sin that would ever be committed. Then when Jesus rose from the dead, conquering sin and death, all power and authority is given unto him. See, true born again believers are the real stewards of this earth, like adam was. Jesus created this earth, it's his, and his children's, not the children of the devil, which are all who reject Jesus. I, as a child of God have more authority over land, than 10 farmers who are unbelievers, because this is my Father's world, God the Father, and I am his child, he hath given us ALL things that pertain to life and godliness. This earth is dying because of sin, so are people, the weather, animals, - everything-because of sin, and no one can stop it - thats why Jesus is going to make a new heaven and a new earth wherein dwelleth righteousness. To show how evil and wicked mankind was, Jesus had to send a flood - only like 8 people or so with Noah on the ark survived. Next time Jesus even was merciful i think and sent warning to sodom and gomorrah, but it was no good, so Jesus had to rain fire down from heaven to destroy sodom and gomorrah because of their wickedness. The world is a sodom and gomorrah today, when the Tsnami wave hit thailand, i heard at the time that thailand was the number one country in the world for child slavery-porn -something like that. These things dont happen by accident - laws of sowing and reaping - the earthquake in japan - japan is atheistic country - the bible says 'the wicked shall be turned into hell, and all nations that forget God.' America for decades, maybe even longer has been turned into hell - americans are going so fast all the time to hell on a greased pole. You do not have to go to hell. You can receive Jesus into your heart to be your own personal Saviour and Lord.Do it now, we are not promised another moment, all it takes is a moment,we could be dead,and be in eternity, the bible says this life is a vapour.
Pray this prayer now in your own words - Jesus I come to you now a sinner. I admit that I am a sinner. I ask you now to forgive me, wash me in your precious blood that you shed on the cross, I believe you died on the cross for my sin, were buried, and rose again from the dead, and that you are now alive! I invite you now, Jesus, to come into my heart. Thank you, Jesus, I believe by faith I am now saved, born again in you, a new creature in you, old things have passed away, all things have become new.
By the way, I like those Deschanel sisters.
So now middle-aged women (in America, that is 35) can beat themselves up because neither their skin has the natural elasticity of a young woman (Paris Jackson is 14?!?) nor the blindness given youth about the upcoming hardships of real life.
Sure, celebrate natural beauty. Because women, you have that small window of opportunity--14 to 35--to do so; after that, to the gallows!
I think many will equate this to the whool being pulled off the Hollywood facade but i see this in everyday life. I have friends who never leave the house without a full beating of their face. In the rare times that they can't but on makeup they look haggard and tired. These are beautiful girls but it messes with your perception when you're used to seeing them a certain way. Zooey looks a hot mess but it probably wouldnt seem that extreme if we'd seen her sans makeup before.
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Also, fuzziness doesn't necessarily mean eating disorder. Lanugo hair is a bit different. It's a genetic thing, and most people are hairier than you think but do something about it. Also, I think a lot of blondes don't bother about their hair because it is light and not so noticeable unless at the right angle. I have dark hair/light skin and it's a BITCH.
About "Sans Fards"- there was a French magazine that had SANS FARDS written huge on the front and had all these stars, like Monica Belucci, without makeup just like this spread. Michael K thought the phrase was so funny and made a post about it. So that's why everyone that's been on here since then always uses the term.
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Submitted by pixxxie on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 2:49pm.
Isn't 'fuzziness a side effect of an eating disorder? Doesnt suprise me that she would have some extra peach fuzz.
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yes facial hair can be a sign of poor nutrition including eating disorders.. but it could also be the fact that you just let it go on for so long.. but honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if she did have an eating disorder.. she turned into a real quack.
Submitted by pixxxie on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 2:49pm.
Isn't 'fuzziness a side effect of an eating disorder? Doesnt suprise me that she would have some extra peach fuzz.
I know Zooey's aunt personally and she looks just like her twin. I don't see the issue. They're a very sweet family.
one of my favorite close ups is heidi montags beard growing in. you can see it starting at the chin. I wonder if she'll braid it or do something classy like put some beads in it ;)
http://celebritycloseup.tumblr.com/post/6328254871/heidi-montag
zoey looks sooo different without makeup. like i wouldnt even recognise her if you hadnt pointed it out to me.
Paris and the older son are just beautiful. Blanket looks like someone found him living with a pack of wolves.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 6:46pm.
Ok I guess I should know this but where did Sans Fards come from, is it a real word and does it just mean without makeup? Don't laugh at me smartasses I must have missed this one:P
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I think it means, technically, "natural." "Fards" is mostly used to mean makeup (fard à joues = blush) but there's a phrase "parler sans fard" which means to talk openly.
o/t, WOW...Paris Jackson is gorgeous. I thought of the Nat Geo cover, too. Zooey is very attractive as well, but I find her a little annoying in those overly quirky Cotton ads.
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Zooey looks like an old lady!!!! Poor girl, just like Katy Perry she has to wear a TON of make up to give the illusion that she is so incredibly pretty and adorable....NOT!
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aren't lily collins and paris teenagers? Why the hell are they Sans Fards? OMG teenagers look nice without makeup? Really People? stfu
Lily Collins also really annoys me.
Jessica Paré is a stunning Canadian actress and this was definitely not evident from the photo so something was lost when the fards went. Google her to see how gorgeous this girl is.
To each their own, all these ladies are attractive to begin with but this? Hanging around the house ok - but for a fashion mag, not great! Few can carry off this plain look... meh, except for Paris (and she has fards). hehehe
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Paris is gorgeous! Beautiful eyes. She reminds me of that girl that was photographed in NatGeo magazine years ago. I wish her and her brothers the best!
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More mags need to do features like this. I'd rather see someone without makeup and retouching than a bunch of Photoshopped Real Dolls.
Ms. Jackson is such a beautiful girl - sans fards or with fards.
Zooey is very attractive and they all look good without face paint.
Gappy teeth are very much "in fashion" now. Don't get it but to each his own.
Paris is a stunning looking girl. Her eyes are incredible, even more so with eyeliner... http://in.omg.yahoo.com/photos/a-star-in-the-making-slideshow/paris-jack...
I'm actually pretty shocked at how beat Zooey looks here...yikes!
Sans fards my ass. I see eyeliner all over the place. It makes me wonder what else they snuck in there. Translucent power? Cover up?
Zoey does look sans fards, though not sans extensions. Boy does she look hideous.
Here's the link to her 'stache pic if you don't want to search the thread for it: http://celebritycloseup.tumblr.com/post/13516033282/zooey-deschanel
I'll never understand why some women think blonde = invisible. When you put foundation over a bleached 'stache, it acts like mascara and make it even thicker. FFS just wax/thread it off.
Regarding the CelebrityCloseUp tumblr...I realize that most celebs look completely different without retouching, but I think that someone went ape shit with the sharpen filter on photoshop with a lot of these pictures.
Oh, also: does Simon Cowell have dentures??? His teeth do not look real. Not their whiteness, but the fact that they do not look like teeth!
Really plain. And I hate the way her name is spelled.
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At last there is proof that Paris isnt Michael's daughter
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Submitted by helecho on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:07pm.
"Submitted by shandi on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 9:05pm.
I don't know who the woman in the first thumbnail is, but she seriously needs to do something about her gappy teeth. Hideous."
Really, because I prefer it to the rows and rows of huge, blindingly white veneers occupying almost every mouth in Hollywood.
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ITA. Hollywood has gone completely overboard in the quest to have perfect, white, gleaming veneers/caps/dentures/whatever. I like her gappy mouth--it's cute and she's beautiful.
"Submitted by shandi on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 9:05pm.
I don't know who the woman in the first thumbnail is, but she seriously needs to do something about her gappy teeth. Hideous."
Really, because I prefer it to the rows and rows of huge, blindingly white veneers occupying almost every mouth in Hollywood.
Looking at the close-up website and torn between feeling awesome b/c even "perfect" people don't look perfect, really, and feeling sick to my stomach from looking at so much facial hair, nose hairs, and giant pores!
A few observations:
-Are those coke boogers in Meg Ryan's nose or just boogers??
-Winona Ryder and Vanessa Hudgens are absolutely hirsute! How can they not notice this!?
-Ashley Olsen's face looks like it's melting. Girlfriend, it's ok to let people see that you have pores!
-Why do some of these older women think that they look better if they just pile on more foundation? It just highlights the wrinkles, etc. and actually looks WORSE than if they just went sans fard...or...lightened their touch a little or something.
-Not a fan of Angelina, but her skin is nice. I'll admit it.
-I'm going to have nightmares about Queen Elizabeth II. Holy crap, y'all!
I think Zooey looks great either way.
I don't know who the woman in the first thumbnail is, but she seriously needs to do something about her gappy teeth. Hideous. And the chick in the 2nd thumbnail, again I don't know who she is, but her eyebrows are way too big. Paris looks quite pretty.
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Bellucci and co. did it better! They just looked sleepy http://dlisted.com/node/31608
Paris is NOT sans fards. She is with fards and looks lovely ;)
The other ladies should ask for their money back, agree with y'all.
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sonah22 -- I agree with you about Paris, hon.
I'm still waiting on Zac Efrons no makeup portrait
Wow poor Zooey d. Her iPhone commercial is like hipster vomit. As for Jackson girl, eyes are pretty, but face is blah. Y'all are blind.
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I just saw the name "Zoey" and i dont know her from satan's asshole, so I scroll down to the comments and see all these compliments about Paris, and how she's beautiful, and I think, "UGH these bitches have gotta be kidding! That herpetic skank?!"
but you're talking about MJ's daughter. I *knew* there was something up w/you bitches saying nice things about Paris. I thought bitch had DIED!
(and I agree w/14 year olds going Sands Fards, down there!)
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14-year-olds should *always* be SANS FARDS. Sheesh.
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I see, thanks guys, I knew you brainiacs would be able to help.
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saltydog88 -- you've got a good point there. Bitch knew what to say to him to get him to do that to her. If only I could be so lucky! He's so damn hot!!!
Giraffelover -- thanks, hon. Indeed, the more you know. In that picture of Zooey with her mustache, the painting on came courtesy via a paint trowel, LOL! What I'd like to know is when these broads started putting false eyelashes on their bottom eyelashes. I think that is the tackiest thing and looks so, so fake. I even stay away from mascara on the lower lashes except for the lashes at the furthest outer edges of the eyes.
Megan Draper wins everything....any trick who can get Don Draper to rough fuck her on the living room floor is the sort of girl we should all be learning from
Oh Christ!
A 14 year old sans fards! How fucking brave!
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You mean she puts false eyelashes on her bottom lash??? Fuck really?
Sans Fards my ass, all of these bitches are wearing some make up, just not the 50 layer we're used to seeing them wear. Fards Fail.