Peeta Bread Broke The Law Doing What We All Did When We Were 19
Don't let the sweet, innocent, puppy dog-loving, slightly wonky face fool you. Josh Hutcherson, that's Peeta Bread from The Hunger Games to you and me, is a hard criminal who pisses on the law. (That sound you hear is Kim Kardashian rolling her ass to the court house to legally change her name to "The Law.") TMZ has a picture of 19-year-old Peeta Bread leaving a Ralph's in Sherman Oaks, CA with a plastic bag full of a bottle of whisky. The source behind this groundbreaking expose tells TMZ that Josh used a fake ID to buy the $170 bottle of Macallan. All together now: ESCANDALO!
TMZ lets us know that Ralph's has opened up an investigation into this SCANDAL and will take any steps necessary. Translation: They will take steps towards the cashier who sold Josh that whisky and hand them a THIS BITCH QUITS YOU slip. Josh's rep had nothing to say about this highly important story, but a couple of weeks ago he dropped some foreshadowing shit on TMZ when he told their cameras that the legal drinking age in the US should be 18 since you only have to be 18 to go to war.
Who hasn't committed an act of fraud by buying the sweet nectar with a fake ID? If you didn't have a fake ID, then you probably stood outside of a 7-Eleven trying to convince adults to live on the edge by buying you beer. We all have! The real story here is that Peeta Bread is able to afford the fancy shit. That bitch should have to suffer through the Strawberry Hill barfs like all of us did when we were teenagers. That's the true crime being committed here.
And I'm also side-eyeing that plastic bag, because every time I go to the Albertson's near my mom's house in an "unincorporated" part of L.A., they get all Bette Midler on my ass when I forget to bring my own bags since plastic bags are banned there. They charge me for a stupid ass paper bag. But I'm not going to complain about the ban on plastic bags in my mom's city, because it does keep the Kardashians out since they're not biodegradable either.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:28pm.
Yeah i was with other people in NYC and two of them were younger than me, 18 and 21 year old girls, and nobody checked their ID.
at two different restaurants, the waiter and the waitress came over and placed wine glasses down for them and turn to me and said, can i see your ID? lol also happened at Newark airport and two bars we hung out at.
the girls were like "WTF, you cannot be serious." and i had to say, um actually I'm the one who can drink, but they cant lol.
what can i say? *checks pocket mirror* yeah felt geewwwddd :P
I put it down to my moisturiser (which is inexpensive), diet, exercise and minimal sun tanning.
Submitted by Uptown James on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:54am.
LOL how ? what? where did you get that formula from? *checks own toes*
He has hair on the tops of his feet. That means he likes it up the ass.
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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 3:17pm.
I was in LA recently and the doorman at the bar of the Chateau Marmont asked for my ID... I'm over 40! OK, I look younger, but still...
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oh yeah i got the same thing all over NYC, and im nearly 30 years old lol but it was nice though, i was like "omg not again! i look under 21!!"
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Yup, it's a rule in some places to check everyone. But it's cute to pretend we look under 21 ahahahahha!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:31am.
oh god, he is 19 years old and he bought alcohol!!! stone him to death!!
gimme a break.
seriously the law is fucked up in the states, you cant drink till you are 21, but you can get pregnant at 14 or 12 if you want, oh and you can buy a gun if you want, you can snort the bad shit, take ecstasy and all that shit, and oh there is so much gratutious violence in the media and all that crap but HEAVEN FORBID, someone who is 19 years old drinks alcohol...ohhh noooo will somebody please think of the children.
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LOLOLOL! It's a bit ridiculous because kids find a way to drink ANYWAY, don't they?
Now if there was only a way to keep them safe so they don't drink and drive...
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...or he's over 21, has a legit ID and is pretending to be 19 for the sake of the hunger games and its teen fans.
I thought all actors lied about their age. I could easily see this guy being 25ish.
Ralph's has $170 Macallan? Josh probably mixed it with 7-Up.
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Personally it makes me sad. You never know who will turn into an alcoholic, who will be the next Lindsay Lohan, etc etc so the longer one stays away from booze the better, especially in showbizland.
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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 3:17pm.
I was in LA recently and the doorman at the bar of the Chateau Marmont asked for my ID... I'm over 40! OK, I look younger, but still...
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oh yeah i got the same thing all over NYC, and im nearly 30 years old lol but it was nice though, i was like "omg not again! i look under 21!!"
oh god, he is 19 years old and he bought alcohol!!! stone him to death!!
gimme a break.
seriously the law is fucked up in the states, you cant drink till you are 21, but you can get pregnant at 14 or 12 if you want, oh and you can buy a gun if you want, you can snort the bad shit, take ecstasy and all that shit, and oh there is so much gratutious violence in the media and all that crap but HEAVEN FORBID, someone who is 19 years old drinks alcohol...ohhh noooo will somebody please think of the children.
He seems like a good kid. Also I read those books and deeply love Peeta so I'm biased lol
I think he's right - the drinking age should be lowered.
I also think he's a cutie (although he's waaaaaay too young for me) His "Straight But Not Narrow" PSA is great... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNqKmdN08tE
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He looks a lot different to me than he did in his earlier movies. He was the kid in Zathura and Kristen Stewart played his older sister. He was also in Kicking and Screaming and a bunch of other stuff. He was everywhere for awhile.
One half of his face looks like a
different person than the other half.
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Dummy. Doesn't he have any 21-year-old friends who could do this for him? Of course the legal drinking age should be lowered...few people would disagree...but this is just stupid! Did he at least have an awesome fake name, like "McLovin?"
Cute dog, btw.
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I didn't have a fake ID but I had an Alpha-Beta supermarket whose liquor section was arranged so that you couldn't be seen in there too well and I would stick one of those flat pint bottles in my pants and then walk out. Once I went back and got another one because there were four of us, and then we went to pizza and my friend was pouring alcohol into our pitcher of coke by holding her purse over it so no one could see. Just this mysterious liquid flowing out of her purse. haha I don't even drink much now at all. It's more fun when it's illegal.
And $170? Like he knows the difference between that and Southern Comfort.
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I think the funniest part of this story is that he was the second main character in a movie that just made eleventy billion dollars, and instead of having a "Move that 'You Must Be 21 Years Old' sign, I'm Lindsay Lohan!" moment, he used a fake ID. I like this kid.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 4:01pm.
My ex-husband was arrested for buying beer for minors shortly after we split.
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LOL So was mine! Too funny. Not funny for the kids he bought it for because one was hospitalized from drinking too much but it was funny to me he got caught because he thinks he's the cat's pajamas!
(P.S. it wasn't that long ago either, about 5 years ago, big ole dummy that he is)
He looks like he hasn't figured out yet that he won't suffocate if he closes his mouth so he smiles a lot to hide his terror.
Now THAT is hilarious!
That boy should have to drink Spanada or Annie Greensprings like the rest of us. Or even worse, MadDog.
His feet look like he's been in the pool for too long.
And he looks a wee bit special.
ETA: GAY FACE!!!
*reports self*
You can blow him. I just want to give the puppeh a belly rub.
Mercy me, I'd sure like to fellate that fellow!
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Speaking of arrests, did anyone catch that story about Calvin Klein's gross boy-toy humannequin thing getting busted for blow last week? It's like Dorian Gray meets "Less Than Zero" meets Daffy's. Depressing.
Peeta's a cutie. ;]
I can't remember what my fake ID said, just that it was IMPLAUSIBLY FAKE, the picture didn't match one bit, and the age was ridiculous. Goodness knows how in the world it worked, LOL!
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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 3:17pm.
I was in LA recently and the doorman at the bar of the Chateau Marmont asked for my ID... I'm over 40! OK, I look younger, but still...
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Last Saturday, I tried to buy two cans of Guinness in a supermarket. (For a stew. Stop looking at me like that.) The guy wouldn't do it, because I didn't have ID on me - I had walked over on a whim, so I didn't have my driving licence or anything.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 5:28pm.
Fucking ugly. How did he ever get hired for anything
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He's not that bad looking in The Hunger Games. They manage to hide his height, and give him blonde boyband hair.
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Fanks! He wasn't a popular guy. This was quite a while ago, but I think he ended up resigning his position.
On another funny note. Was just on the phone talking to Papa Bacon. He had a bit of a run in with the Chief himself.
He was at his barbers, next in line to have his haircut. Chiefy comes in, takes his suit coat of (exposing his shoulder holster, of course) and announces that he has an important meeting pending and that he was going to have to bounce ahead of somebody. Dad responded that he, too, had an appointment that he needed to get to. The Chief persisted. Dad replied, "Well, your gonna be late." The guy next in line replied in kind, and Chiefy stormed out without getting his 'do did that day.
Ok, done with the stories!
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I can't for the life of me remember what the name on my fake ID was. Brad, something.
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Fucking ugly. How did he ever get hired for anything
I like this kid more and more. LGBT ally, special needs dog whisperer, high class hooch ho. What's next? Demanding Broadway producers revive Via Galactica in rep with Moose Murders?
harperharper, he played Peeta in The Hunger Games. The name is pronounced like pita bread.
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 4:19pm.
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Loved your story. Wish I had been there that night! Stick it to the man stories are the best! It's a wonder he didn't cause any controversy filming people without their consent especially those who were underage! ;p
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I am late to the party - why is he called peeta bread?
He's got some big ol' hobbit feet, don't he?
Legal drinking age should be 17. Or at least 19. When it's still fun.
By the time you're 21, you're like, "I'm over it." Not to say all of us didn't get black out, puke and rally drunk on our 21'st birthdays.
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It was a thing of beauty! You're avi is now going to forever remind me of that night! LMAO
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 4:19pm.
Chief has an absolute tantrum, culminating with the famous "Do you know who I am?" line. The bouncer gets in his face and yells back "I don't give one single fuck who you are. Get the hell out of this bar!"
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Hahaha, excellent! I love to hear stories about assholes like that who get shut down. :)
Back in the day, my state upped the drinking age from 19 to 21. Those that were legal at 19 were grandfathered in. And the city's Chief of police was balls out trying to crack down on illegals. Even to the extent of coming to the college homecoming football game's huge tailgate party armed with a video camera in which he felt free to stuff into everyone's faces. And the bars, well, this became quite a hobby of his.
So, one night I was out with some friends at one of the college hot spots. Chiefy comes in, and he of all people didn't have his ID with him to provide to the bouncer. Said bouncer refused entry to Chiefy, even though he was obviously well into middle-age. Chief has an absolute tantrum, culminating with the famous "Do you know who I am?" line. The bouncer gets in his face and yells back "I don't give one single fuck who you are. Get the hell out of this bar!" The Chief stomped off to thunderous cheers and the DJ wishing him a fine evening.
Ahhhh yes. Good times.
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I agree about the drinking age. If you're old enough to get your legs/arms what have you blown off, you should be able to buy a fucking bottle of JD.
This dude is pinging my gaydar...and my gaydar is horrible. Also, Katniss wouldn't have bothered with the plastic bag.
Off topic, I'm watching Desperado and godDAMNit, Antonio Banderas could get it!
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I like him better for it... hehehehe And I am beginning to think you like this ESCANDALOSO sweetie, MK ;p
That doggie! <333
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To me he kinda looks a bit like Elijah Wood. Maybe it's just the shape of the face.
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oh my god he's adorable. i just wanna pinch his cheeks.
I grew up in the days post-VietNam when the drinking age was lowered to 18. The problem is not the drinking, but the driving. In Europe, it is more common to walk or use public transit when drinking. Perhaps if the laws were amended to allow home drinking and purchase at 18, but no public consumption until 21?
My ex-husband was arrested for buying beer for minors shortly after we split.
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OR he's older than his stated age like most Hollywood hos. He looks 24 passing for 19 to me.
BFD Wake me when Noah Cyrus is buying Boone's Farm to drink on her stripper pole.
ewe, I think it's 18 here in DK now, at least for alcohol, and 16 for beer--- at least that's what the sign says in the local kiosk. I like that you can walk down the street with a beer in your hand anywhere here, anytime and it's no big deal. In Canada where I'm from, that would probably mean a large fine or a night in the clink! Ridiculous.