Beyonce On Those Pillow Baby Rumors.....

And this explains about her own family claiming she used a surrogate

http://www.examiner.com/article/family-members-question-beyonce-about-us...

This is Karma payback for stealing other people's music

http://www.theprophetblog.net/another-producer-calls-out-beyonce-for-fak...

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:51pm.
Get some popcorn, this video breaks it all down.

http://youtu.be/gar_WZZRB7Q

TRUE DAT!!!!

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You need a category titled Bitch please with Zahara/ Baby Louie side eye.

I was pregnant when I sat down my stomach nor my outfit folded. She fucked up it it in video. And nobody gives a shit about her being hurt, boo fucking hoo.

B's fake pregnancy claim is not quite as bad as AJ's claim of carrying twins...aka, the bump that shifted 180 degrees. There is no way that so-called baby-daddy was involved in the mix supplied to the rented oven. Either half Hispanic or Asian, unless Blue has already had her hair relaxed and had her skin bleached. B's about as interested in that baby as she is in shopping at Payless Shoe Source.

Oh, hah, I see. Bouncy saw that 'sans fards' special in People, so she decided to just conveniently step out without makeup, glowing appreciatively in the paparazzi presence, just to make sure we remember that she can be "booty-ful" without makeup, too. Ooh, you're so clever.

OMG Jessica simpson has given birth!!! but bitch is still faking it cuz she hasnt signed a magazine deal yet!!!

pictures have emerged of a 9-month pregnant jessica simpson with her feet up on a dashboard of her SUV... 9months pregnant, feet up, on the dashboard of her SUV... yes 9months pregnant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYfNIgf0p1s

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahhhhh...............

still think they faked it.

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Fuckery is what fuckery does.

Beyonce announces her pregnancy in the biggest way possible and then is MIA the last trimester completely? I was a supporter that she actually was pregnant until I saw her perform on Jimmy Fallon in what should have been her 3rd tri and she was very much NOT pregnant. I Googled it and they said she recorded it "at an earlier date"...why? What's the benefit of recording a performance for a late-night tv show? It doesn't make sense. OK, so it doesn't really matter in the long run, but it's very shady. Nobody would have looked down on her for using a surrogate.

Here is my whole conspiracy theory if y'all are interested: http://bit.ly/xmDz93

Get some popcorn, this video breaks it all down.

http://youtu.be/gar_WZZRB7Q

Because no make-up = proof that she was really preggers. Who cares if she had a surrogate ffs.

Easiest way to shutup the conspiracy theorists: get papped in a bikini on the beach in your 3rd trimester. Did she do that? Did she fuck

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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks

Beyonce, yes, fabric folds. Big rounds pregnant bellies DON'T.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Submitted by Stan Hooper: "...a fame whore like Beoyonce would have MILKED that preggo belly to the high hills with at least one high-paying Demi Moore cover."

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Submitted by TheHeckler: "...Beyawnce just wants to give the impression that she's a woman who has "done it all," and like some others have already said, she and Jay-Camel-Toe-Z are not motivated by the money anymore. They are motivated by the power that they have (or the illusion of power) and the idea that their money makes them above and beyond anything that is the "regular folk." "

Agree 100% with all this.

Submitted by letinstar: "why am i just now noticing bouncey's eyebrow situation?"

Because normally she's wearing a few layers of makeup and those heavy brows are needed in that situation. When you're sans fard, a heavier brow stands out.

Or at least that's my hypothesis.

why am i just now noticing bouncey's eyebrow situation?
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If you go to www.straightfromthea.com and type in 'beyonce fake baby bump, ' they have the video and stills of the australian interview where her bump folds.

www.poopreport.com :)

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Look at the body language between Bouncy and JHud when Hud wins her Oscar. Around the 1.25 mark. Hud looks to Bouncy like "I'm sorry. Can we at least hug?" (NO friendship there) and Bouncy won't raise her head after the hug. Then she's forced to smile during the speech because the camera is on her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvclyTi6UcA

I like to see this when I think of how arrogant Bounce has become. I don't think Hud deserved the Oscar but I Am Pleased nonetheless.
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Here's the SUV vid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FdojWXhmTpY

She's not harping on it. It's all of you that are harping on it! And the interviewers who ask her about it. She's just answering a question. A very dumb, and hurtful question. Why do all of you want her baby to be fake? Why can't you just accept that a woman gave birth? Nothing fake about it. And she was pregnant at Roseland. You can clearly see that that fabric surrounds an enlarged stomach. She had a flat stomach on her appearances on Jimmy Fallon but they were taped long before. Just because you are watching something on June 3rd or whatever, doesn't mean it was taped on that day.

Move on people! Find some other facts to turn into consipracies.

I don't believe for one moment that she was pregnant.
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Not that I care...but I would'nt blame ANY woman at all with the financial means-if she paid some chick in a 3rd world country to carry her baby.Poor chick picks up a life changing fat check.Mother keeps the wear & tear down on the "moneymaker". Sounds like a "win-win".

The more she harps on this topic, the more annoyed as shit, I become.

Just fucking stop it..we all KNOW! Where there is smoke, there is fire and NO one was going to tell me that a fame whore like Beoyonce would have MILKED that preggo belly to the high hills with at least one high-paying Demi Moore cover.

She was not carrying her kid. I'm ok with gestational carriers, but don't pull the wool over my head please!!!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 9:15am.
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Mythbusters BUSTED! beyonce was never pregnant, loopygorilla home style.

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LMAO!

Beyawnce just wants to give the impression that she's a woman who has "done it all," and like some others have already said, she and Jay-Camel-Toe-Z are not motivated by the money anymore. They are motivated by the power that they have (or the illusion of power) and the idea that their money makes them above and beyond anything that is the "regular folk."

Unfortunately their plan didn't work as they had wanted and she's actually being called out as the bad actress that she actually is.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:08am.

Pregnancy face follow-up. Maybe this one?

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I don't buy it. That's a too-many-twinkies-and-kool-aid face, not a preggo one.

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/september_2011/beyonce_pregnant_bikin...

So everyone shut the fuck up.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 10:35pm.

Ha, after googling EMI and Beyonce, this Forbes article from April came up of Beyonce and Jay Z about to buy EMI.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2011/04/01/jay-z-and-be...

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BB, did you read the whole article? Here's an excerpt:

"The deal may still face some regulatory hurdles, as a significant chunk of the $2.5 billion purchase price will come from unorthodox financing methods, sources say. That includes a $1 billion loan backed only by Carter’s master recordings and Knowles’ rear end.

The rest is said to come from the pair’s considerable holdings — FORBES recently placed Carter’s net worth at $450 million — and from an as-yet unidentified silent partner. In light of Carter’s involvement as a producer of the film remake Annie, insiders have speculated that the partner could be Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks. Given recent declines in defense spending, though, Warbucks may not have enough liquidity to support that kind of a bid. Rumors of financial troubles persist, and one source says the industrialist recently had to borrow cash from his adopted daughter.

Perhaps in an effort to scare up more funds to complete the EMI deal, sources close to Jay-Z say he may sue New York‘s Metropolitan Transit Authority for copyright infringement over their use of the letters J and Z.

Representatives for Carter and Knowles did not reply to requests for comment.

UPDATE 1: Check your calendar.

UPDATE 2: This article was published on April 1st, 2011. Need I say more?"

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:53pm.

Let me say this. There was this video on Youtube, of Beyonce getting into an SUV like a week before supposibly giving birth, and now that fucking link is NOWHERE to be found. Actually , that link was on there numerous times. How come i cant find a single one now. All i can find is Proof that Beyonce IS pregnant?? Are these fuckers paying people to get that shit pulled of YouTube??
Too late bitch, busted.

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I know, I looked for it too and couldn't find it. One site said the video was "property of EMI" and had been removed. Isn't EMI a music company? How can a public video of a public person getting into an SUV after a public performance be considered a musical company's property?
Proof that when there are rumours, Jay-Z is rich and powerful enough to quash them. Just like Tommy Girl and all his Scientology crap, and Nicole's "pregnancy". It was a well-known fact that they separated BECAUSE she got preggers. Tom can't have his own children, and when she said she was pregnant with Tom's child, wouldn't he have come RUNNING back since they always said they would and could have bio children? Nope-- bc it wasn't his. (Best guess was that it was Ewan McGregor's baby, which timing-wise made sense since they'd just made Moulin Rouge together.) Only ONE tabloid (can't remember who) offered this theory-- and man, did that get hushed up VERY quickly! Never saw another word about it, ANYWHERE. And then she conveniently "miscarried." Uh huh. So, kiddos, those in power in Hollywood and music CAN AND DO cover bad shit up with their money. You mark my words, this was a stunt pregnancy. (To offer further proof, look at the recent pics of her in the black swimsuit in the ocean. She's packed on the pounds!! And yet...she's bigger now than she ever was pregnant, according to those pictures.)

Ya know, I never noticed before, but Beyonce has a neck like a giraffe! Jesus that's long!!!

www.poopreport.com :)

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Lmao loopygorilla!! Case closed!

www.poopreport.com :)

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Thanks Hekki and WithinReason.

Now normally I would say, Don't try this at home, but you too can recreate the Mythbusters test at your home :) all you is 1 real pregnant lady, 1 pillow, 1 shirt, and 1 non-pregnant person and 1 person pretending to be an Australian journalist about to give you an interview.

Loopy, can't argue with your 'vestigating! Solid!! LOL! ;p

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Loopy, AHAHAHAHHAHA!

Fucking LOVE the Mythbusters, man.

At the end of a pregnancy, you can't even tie your own shoes. You can't bring your knees to your chest. The only way to get your legs up is to spread them apart to go around the belly.

Now I understand that every woman does pregnancy differently and that clothing can change the appearance of the bump. But there have been SO many inconsistencies in the size of her bump, and stuff like the folding belly and the hopping into the SUV and stuff, that I'm certain there was fuckery afoot.

also on that baby folding thing, I did my own Mythbusters Amateur Home Style..

I ask a pregnant lady to do the same thing and girlfriend could not even fold herself cuz her tummy was in the way.

but when i stuffed a pillow up my shirt and did it, i was able to recreate the famous beyonce baby fold event.

Mythbusters BUSTED! beyonce was never pregnant, loopygorilla home style.

What really is diabolical is that a young woman who has talent, looks, money and fame planed a fake pregnancy to sell a consumer-oriented image of motherhood the media.

Haha. Yes Beyonce, fabric can fold into a square. Most (real) bellies, cannot. Lmao

www.poopreport.com :)

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The store where she shops reported she never wore maternity clothes during her "pregnancy", that ignorant ho bought all her baby bumps at moonbump.com, too bad, she forgot to sit down like a pregnant woman and leaned forward..in that Australian interview..
In People mag she claims she went to hospital to give birth in 10 inch heels.. Bitch please stop already, no one believes you actually gave birth

Fabric folds. But your body underneath does not.

Fug naturale. Fug in the soul.

and how much did they pay people magazine for that beautiful woman award?

These people are so full of shit! Of course, confessing to the media how 'emotionally hurt' you are feeling about those evil rumor-fabricating haters is the only PR escape.

And, most beautiful woman in the world, my ass.

These pics of her folding bump are still fucking hilarious to this day.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:36am.

LOL i love your description for 2 reasons, 1. you called her beowulf, 2. you are right on the money. she has fat genes and if she was really pregnant, them boobies would have balooned to double dds and she would have made jessica simpson look small, yet bitch stayed size 6.

and for a hoe who likes to flaunt her ass, boobies and all that shit at any given opportunity, she kept a low profile and wore full length stuff all the time to hide the pillows.

I don't know why they gotta fucking lie about it? I don't care if you get a surrogate, i would too if i was a woman, married to jay-z, and had money.
cuz i wouldnt touch jay-z's dick with a 50foot pole let alone let it jizz in me and knock me up, plus if i was a vain bitch and dont want stretch marks and gain weight, then i make another woman go through the 9-months of labour.

if that is what happen, then just say so Beyonce, we understand, you dont need to lie bitch.

Dear Beyonce, Your husband is controlling,jealous,insecure,bullying asshole. Your father is pretty much the same cheating on your mother for GOD knows how long...Let's see.Um,your sister is the only one I repsect out of this whole stageshowcircusactfamilytiesdramatvshow of a life you lead. so, don't embarass yourself any further by denying you baby pillow. bitch, ya blew it with katie couric interview. that's when i was convinced. YOU ARE CRAZY! it's sad cause you are somewhat talented. but, you are so RINSED out like that wig.
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Submitted by deez on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 2:35am.

Holy...are the conspiracy theories still going? Not every pregnancy is textbook and not every pregnant woman looks like Jessica Simpson. My sister barely changed shape, still fit into all her regular clothes and didn't have a baby bump. Move on.

Some people's faces don't change, some people's boobs don't swell that much. Every lady is different.
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Sorry to break it to you but Beowulf is a big woman, who has fat woman genes. If she was not in the industry she would probably have let herself go years ago. She is a lying sack of shit. I knew a woman years ago who had the same body type and almost the same face actually same mouth, she was a big balloon yo-yo dieter. She gained tons of weight during her pregnancy. Everything about her story, her looks, her everything points to lies, lies and more lies. Nothing good comes out of this one and her hubby Jay -Z who by the way I will never trust for a million years. The man was a crack dealing SOB who sold crack to kids in the project he came from!

Holy...are the conspiracy theories still going? Not every pregnancy is textbook and not every pregnant woman looks like Jessica Simpson. My sister barely changed shape, still fit into all her regular clothes and didn't have a baby bump. Move on.

Some people's faces don't change, some people's boobs don't swell that much. Every lady is different.

Sorry but unless I see a video of Beyonce pushing a kid out of her twat I will never believe she was pregnant. With her fat girl genes she would have blown up like a balloon but her face and boobs never changed and even with a personal trainer she wouldn't have slimmed down so quick.

Her baby bump inflated and deflated, and how the hell was it possible that Jessica Simpson announced her pregnancy before Beyonce, but is still pregnant?

Yeah yeah we know Beyonce...and if the average woman doesn't drop her baby fat as fast as you did, because she can't afford a personal trainer and a nanny (or gasp if she don't wanna do that!) then she's just not trying hard enuff right????

Banilla you mean the energy fields? Yea that is very interesting stuff. It goes so far that you could say every sentient being, every rock, every planet, every flower, on and on, everything has an energy field with a story. People are becoming increasingly sensitive to these forces. This is partially why the "Illuminati" is fading. They were told Human development must move forward. If you are not going to shift with humanity, then get the hell out of the way.

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