Harvey's Gonna Get A New Stepfather
Katie Price's divorce to cross-dressing MMA fighter Roxy Baby isn't finalized yet, but that hasn't stopped her from lining up her next ex-husband. Kim Kardashian has handed the whoopin' stick to Katie Price and now it's her turn once again to beat at the pile of horse bones dust that is the sanctity of marriage. Katie's rep told The Sun yesterday that her Argentine boy piece Leandro Penna pooped the question into her ears on Friday night. Since Katie will only say no to the questions "Your skin is starting to bubble, do you think you should get out of the tanning bed now?" and "Can we fuck without the cameras just this once?", she said YES! It's a wonderful day for Katie's divorce lawyer (he can put a down payment on that country house now) and Thelma Madine (who obviously makes all of Katie's cotton candy queef wedding dresses). Katie's rep had this to say about her latest engagement:
“It’s true — they are engaged. Leandro proposed to Katie while they were away skiing recently — and she said yes. They told her children but had intended to keep it secret for a while. No wedding arrangements have been made and they are both quite relaxed about that for the time being.”
Leandro designed Katie's ring himself with help from her favorite jeweler. Today is the day where you learn that there's a 6-year-old girl trapped inside of Leandro and Katie's favorite jeweler also designs the rings sold in candy machines outside of The Dollar Tree. This tacky mess looks like a dingle pulled off of Parasite Hilton's ass hairs:
I have a feeling that this is going to last longer than Katie's past marriages. Leandro and Katie both barely speak English and they both have exquisite taste in jewelry. They're meant to be. Oh, what am I saying? This shit isn't going to last. Katie has had ass warts that lasted longer than this marriage will last. I just hope that at the wedding, Harvey Price will continue to be the voice of the people by quoting himself while giving a speech at the reception:
I know I pull that clip out of the vault every other damn week, but it's a gem and gems were made to be appreciated at all times. And it best expresses my thoughts about pretty much everything.
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I don't know why the Brits stopped airing her shows (that modeling one doesn't count). I used to love watching that shit. She's like the luckiest chav in England. Rich for doing pretty much fuck all and wasting her money on stupid tacky shit, reality tv dream.
I may be in the minority here, but I don't find a kid with a smart/filthy mouth amusing at ALL.
Plus that ring looks like something that comes in a Walmart Pretty Princess Party Package= cheap and trashy. (Perfect for her I suppose.)
She's already been married and divorced since divorcing Peter? I didn't know that. And now getting ready to get married again? Crazy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I love the ring. It looks like a pink sapphire, spinel, or tourmaline surrounded by diamonds. I collect fine jewelry with heart cut stones and even wear a heart shaped diamond ring on my pinky. Then again, I actually liked Jordan's pink princess wedding gown (from 2-3 marriages ago) and live to see those gypsies' dresses. Perhaps I'm suffering from Katie Price disease, but it only manifests itself through my jewelry and questionable wedding dress fantasies.
*checks to see if tits are still natural*
That ring (like the bride) is TACKY. It looks like one of those 25-cent prizes you get in the plastic eggs from the gumball machines at the laundromat.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
OMG Thank You for my new avie Michael.
I seem to remember a ring very similar that was promoted with barbie! Perfect fit for her I guess, but definitely NOT for me.
Peter was good to Harvey.
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I don't want to say she's like a KK in the way she orchestrates attention and keeps her mug in the media but she kinda is! LOL! She's like the UK's version of the Kuntrashians. Does EVERY country have one?? hahahaha
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Go out and buy a new pair of shoes
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The people down there really like to get it on."♫ - Maggie M'Gill, The Doors
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I recall reading this male model's model baby mamma wasn't too shy bashing him in the press saying he's a publicity whore after she got tossed aside. I thought last year was going to see the US invasion of this Katie Price. Maybe she plans on invading Latin America instead.
The heart isn't my style (I was goth far too long in my misbegotten youth), but I think it's cute on other people. I'm kind of over the big colorful stone surrounded by white diamonds look you see everywhere now. I think Diana's ring led to the newfound popularity of that style.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:51pm.
I know, what is it with people hating heart shaped jewelry? I have a pave pink sapphire ring in the shape of a heart, and I have had so many people look at it as if it were the devil.
Fuck off, I like it!
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Me too! I also like stars and butterflies too though. No one lets me pick out jewelry for other people.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:00pm.
He barely speaks English and she doesn't speak Spanish ("Do you have a big dick?" in Spanish doesn't count)
Sounds perfect to me.
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Me too! I think speaking the same language is highly overrated. People speak too much, especially in the bedroom. I wish my husband were more foreign. Unfortunately he has been here too long and can speak English when excited:(
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:51pm.
I know, what is it with people hating heart shaped jewelry? I have a pave pink sapphire ring in the shape of a heart, and I have had so many people look at it as if it were the devil.
Fuck off, I like it!
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Stop hating haters!
I don't mind heart shaped joorey altogether, it's heart shaped rings that just aren't my cup of tea.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 6:51pm.
I know, what is it with people hating heart shaped jewelry? I have a pave pink sapphire ring in the shape of a heart, and I have had so many people look at it as if it were the devil.
Fuck off, I like it!
I don't mind heart shaped pendants or earring maybe (personally I don't like heart shaped anything, it's too childish for me) but heart shaped rings to me are what my little daughters wear.
Each to their own.
And she's an idiot. She can't be single for, literally, a month. I think she's a shit mother and a crap wife and person even though everyone thinks she's a saint because she didn't reject Harvey and his Dad did. She dumps Harvery with a slew of nannies for most of his day, yet shows up on every photo shoot and "airport run" looking like the doting mother.
Falling out of nightclubs while bearing your crotch to the world is not cool when you're 30-something and a parent. She's out clubbing all the time and introducing man after man to her poor kids. She's an asshole!
I like Peter though. He has a half-way decent career and is very likable.
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ETA: Peter Andre is from Brisbane, so I lubs him. But also, he was a great dad to Harvey.
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Samantha claims Lucile calls her 'pouffiasse' – which loosely translates as 'slapper'.
He barely speaks English and she doesn't speak Spanish ("Do you have a big dick?" in Spanish doesn't count)
Sounds perfect to me.
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Samantha claims Lucile calls her 'pouffiasse' – which loosely translates as 'slapper'.
I like the ring! It's heart! My engagement ring is a heart too :) The jeweler gave me such a disgusted look when I picked out a heart shaped diamond, I took my business elsewhere! We ended up getting my ring off the Internet. I find people very judgmental about heart shaped jewelry.
Submitted by sonne on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:34pm.
Same here but add "how can she get all these guys when I can't even get a second date...or a first date lately...." Guess I need to find the whore memo she got.
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When you find that memo, can you please send it on to me?
I haven't had a first date in at least 10 years. (Mostly by design, but now that I'd like to, it seems no one is interested.)
But please...don't fix me up with someone who would think that ring looks good. I want someone with better taste....or at least someone better tasting! >slurp!<
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"It's like if I go on Craigslist looking for peen and then clutch my pearls three hours later when I've suddenly got a dick in my ass. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!" - MK - 4/21/12
Wow, Katie certainly likes being married... Leandro Penna is a nice hot piece though so don't blame her. She at least seems to have a good head for business, if nothing else! haha
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He better be good to Harvey!
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
That ring is fine if your 6.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Tacky.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Is there anyone on this planet more phony than she ... oh, wait - well, maybe just as phony. You KNOW there's a money and settlement pkg in this marriage for this poor victim ... what was his name again?
The stone is probably from her pink bubble ring she's worn a thousand times. Google images has her wearing it several times, and in one she's giving the finger, albeit the bubble ring is on her right hand, etc etc. Recycled stone? After all Danny is her brother/manager and gives her an allowance and I'm sure he's face palming after this shit.
Lol MK, I love that you know who Thelma Madine is! Ha, I wonder have the gypsies in America got her make their pineapple style wedding dressers yet?Pure elegance at its finest!
That is one ugly ass tacky ring but Leandro is one sexy hot ass trick so congratulations to Katie for boxing above her weight, congratulations to Leandro for putting out for a big pay day and congratulations to the lawyers who will clean up sorting this mess out in a few months.
I do Pagents!
Poor thing gets a new stepfather every week.
I am trolling the googles for pictures because me thinks I've seen this ring before and that it's not an engagement ring that Leandro designed. I also have old torrents of her shows so I'll be checking those too. I don't see this lasting. They already broke up once. She's a big ass liar because just the other day she was tweeting au naturel pics of herself and claiming to stay that way, yet like 3 days later there she was again on twitter showing pictures of her new extensions and pictures of her underwear line while humping her kitchen counters.
For the person that asked about Pete, he's currently running his second season of "My Life" on ITV2.
They're both starting to bore me and I used to like them together. SIGH
More or less I think that pink diamond is something she already owned and it's not a "new" ring.
Leandro also has a child in South America and I guess he's going to move to England and leave the child behind? Monthly visits on a 22 hour flight or something? We'll see about this one, we'll see.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:50pm.
I LOVE Harvey. He is the true gem in that family. I don't know why they are laughing. He's totally serious when he tells them to f off. <3
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lmao!
I wonder if it took Leandro a year to design Katie's ring?
I liked Peter Andre...
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Gross. That looks like one of those rings you'd get in the 25-cent vending machine at the supermarket. Harvey is too classy for this trainwreck mess.
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I LOVE Harvey. He is the true gem in that family. I don't know why they are laughing. He's totally serious when he tells them to f off. <3
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Oh Mickey that was a good link! She's very pretty without makeup. And the new piece looks like Peter Andre, I think. Gay face and all.
Actually she does remind me of my old roommate now that I've thought about it. Who was really good at getting people to fall in love with her. She was fun and creative and lighthearted and all of a sudden you'd be in a WHIRLWIND (that is the key) of togetherness with her. You'd have private jokes and you'd feel so special that she chose you. She had a bulnerability, too, spnyoud want to protect her. Add sex to the mix and I can see how a man would be sucked right in. Then she'd move on to the next person.
Not a bad person at all, but incomplete. She could never get enough love.
I'll tell ya, I don't like the ring but it is perfect for her. She loves pink and it's big and femme-y and good for her.
And that clip of Harvey cracked me up. It's totally wrong to laugh at that because it just encourages that behavior but at least they laugh together. Some families are completely devoid of laughter.
Submitted by super-ette on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:29pm.
um I know about the ring but can we talk about that HAIR for a moment? THE ENDS?
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If it was real hair we could, but since it isn't, why bother?
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Submitted by sonne on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:34pm.
I can't even get a second date...or a first date
lately...." Guess I need to find the whore memo she got.
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Well, you're at a disadvantage. You can't fit an entire cell phone up your cooch.
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Katie looking au naturel:
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/katie-price-joins-celebrities-w...
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:13pm.
See this is where my single friends and I go "how did she get THREE men to propose to her?"
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Same here but add "how can she get all these guys when I can't even get a second date...or a first date lately...." Guess I need to find the whore memo she got.
I feel sorry for her children. It's not right having a string of husbands/uncles/friends parading through the house, imo.
I like the ring too.
um I know about the ring but can we talk about that HAIR for a moment? THE ENDS?
I wouldn't mind seeing 100 posts about Katie instead of 1 post about the KK's...
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I don't think that's a ruby. It looks like a pink diamond. Yeah, because I shop at Harry Winston every weekend, so I'd know.
*trades Lisbet459 Star Magazine for The Enquirer*
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She likes her men deep inside.
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I think the ring is actually pretty nice. I LOVE pink sapphires or diamonds.
Of course I also like Taco Bell AND Arnold Palmer canned tea/lemonade.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:00pm.
I actually like the ring.
*hides*
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So do I.
*crawls into cubby with Dog; brings Diet Coke and gossip magazines*
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 4:00pm.
I actually like the ring.
*hides*
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Before DeBeers brainwashed most every female on the planet into a shallow grasping superficial harpy, who believes that if a man buys anything other than a diamond worth 3 months pay (DeBeers again) he has somehow insulted her and all her ancestors, rubies were the preferred gemstone for engagement rings.
See this is where my single friends and I go "how did she get THREE men to propose to her?"
What makes her seem like she'd be a good wife? I don't get it. We all know some shallow idiot bitch that has a collection of engagement rings and ex-fiances. I'm not jealous exactly, since I'm happily married but I don't understand.
ETA: I think they're really good at creating a whirlwind of lust and fun and the feeling that someone else will snap her up if they don't act NOW.
I'm sorry, but this bitch was only likeable when she was with Peter Andre. After I saw him break down and cry with his mom while she was on to the next one, I stopped caring. (Not that I ever really cared...more like tolerated)
Anyone know how Peter's doing anyway?
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I think that Peter Andre really loved Harvey. I hope that his new stepdad is just as accepting of him.
*applauds Dog for her honesty* You are one brave woman!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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