One Down.....
Scientists studying the ongoing mating rituals of the North American sasquatch will have to get research footage from other sources, because Lamar Odom has killed E!'s Khloe & Lamar by pulling out of that mess to focus on saving his basketball career. The Dallas Mavericks pretty much put Lamar on the curb after his worst season ever and so he's trying to up his chances of getting traded to another team by dropping the reality shit show baggage he brought to the Mavericks.
TMZ says that Khloe & Lamar's second season will be its last. Their source says that Lamar is working with new trainers full-time in L.A. and doesn't want to be bothered by having to fulfill his contractual obligations with E! by letting Khloe dry mount him on camera several times a day. But Lamar isn't completely free from the clutches of Ryan Seacrest's evil-making troll claws. Lamar will still be on Keeping Up with the Kuntrashians every now and again.
It's always a good day when the Kuntrashian fame whore machine weakens, but Lamar is still in danger, girl. Lamar's game isn't down because of the cameras. Lamar's game is down because when he goes to sleep at night, Pimp Mama Kris slithers out of the closet and feeds her black demon heart by sucking the life blood out of him through the artery in his taint. (Yes, we have taint arteries. I just tapped at mine.) PMK did it to Bruce Jenner and she's doing it to Lamar too. Run, Lammy, ruuuuun.
But seriously, Khloe looks like the Edward Munster of the family, but she's actually the Marilyn. Who knew that a Kardashian would actually choose the happiness of her husband over the cameras? If that doesn't say (in Maury's voice) "Robert Kardashian, you are not the father," then I don't know what does.
And here's Khloe, Kim and Lamar handing the same ball while shooting scenes for Khloe & Lamar in his hometown of Jamaica, Queens on Friday.
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I love Khloe but can't stand Kourtney... People say Khloe is ugly..I think Kim got all the looks but I think Kourtney is kind of ugly also.. Anyway just voicing my opinions...
When I read the headline, I thought Khloe and Lamar's marriage was over. Apparently it isn't . . .yet. I wish all of the Kartrashians would just go away!
Khlo sporting a super toe
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:18pm.
Of course. Let's face it, what is going to kill the Kardashians is overexposure and saturation to the point were everybody...not just dlisted hos can't stomach even looking at them anymore. Just like War of the Worlds they'll come crashing down and really we won't have to do a damn thing.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:13pm.
Ok...it's a small step but it's a start.
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Please say it's a step to their DEMISE Stan! ;P
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Ok...it's a small step but it's a start.
I've never seen that dumb shit either, Poop. And sure the hell don't want to either. I vote for the whole family to catch a case of the aids and go the fuck away.
And yes, I did vote Obama 08!
This would only be news if the whole family got Aids!
Not falling for that one Poop!
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Pooeple, I voted for Obama, and I have NEVER EVER EVER watched any of these K shit shows. In fact, E! Television is banned from my apt, along with any Real Housewife shit or Jersey Shore/Teen Mom crap.
Obama has nothing to do with this.
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This is what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me
Submitted by snowpiece :
BlueOrchid there's a new PS fat of injecting fluid into the balls of your feet etc so you can wear them!! PSL posted about it on FB this weekend
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Stacy London from What Not To Wear did it about 4 years ago.
http://youtu.be/mg6NflpTq0g
This is sad because most of the people who watch this show actually learn how to be loving happy well-adjusted human beings. It's like Sesame Street for Obama voters.
Fucke Lamar and fuck these whores!
Wow. Kim with flats. I am impress.
I can half way stand Khloe but Kim... NO! I hate her with a passion. I just want them all to go away already.
I would be awesome if Ray J could sue the whole family and get half of every dollar they made because hes the one that made them famous in the first place.
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:12pm.
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or she's channeling her inner Lizard King. I remember reading that Jim Morrison would wear the same pair for days, even months on end and his entourage would complain he stank to high heavens.
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THANKS WHAMO!
*throws out lunch*
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Actually this is Ophy's comments, but if you meant my saying chicks still blew him in spite of this...then you're welcome!!
He career is in the shitter cause he's getting old and loves his dank dro.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 2:12pm.
BlueOrchid there's a new PS fat of injecting fluid into the balls of your feet etc so you can wear them!! PSL posted about it on FB this weekend
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Really?! That's insane.
The only way Lamar is gonna save his career is if he gets away from that Kartrashian clan as soon as possible. They drag everybody they come into contact with down and Kanye is next.
The only way Lamar is gonna save his career is if he gets away from that Kartrashian clan as soon as possible. They drag everybody they come into contact down and Kanye is next.
The hell they doin' in Jamaica, Queens? Assians slummin' in the hood? Notice the NYPD car behind the schoolyard fence. Wonder if NYC taxpayers paid for that, or if their production company did?
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
These girls are the epitome of the saying "trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear..." They look ridiculous.
Khloe looks like a huge hooker Sasquatch, KImmie cakes a fat middle aged plastic surgery fanatic, both tragically unsexy...when will the just, go and THANK YOU Jimmy Kimmel for roasting those whore and her skankalicious family fuck the Whoretrashians.
I was reading in my PR update today that they canceled the radio show she had in Dallas.
Wonder if it's not the TV show and they will continue to victimize our eyes.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
In pic one, he's thinking "if i make this basket I'll wake up and it was all a dream, if I make this basket I'll wake up and it was all a dream"
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
BlueOrchid there's a new PS fat of injecting fluid into the balls of your feet etc so you can wear them!! PSL posted about it on FB this weekend
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Khloe's boots look like they're made from vinyl.
As do Dumpy's pants.
I remember when a guy told me that I had, "child-birthin' hips that could swirl a pair of twins right out!" This was a supposed to be a compliment. I took it okay, since my waist was, and is, very small & I knew he was commenting on my Coke bottle shape.
I've noticed that Kim's hips have exponentially spread, especially since her marriage & divorce. I saw some pictures of Kim & Kris at the Correspondent's Dinner, and noticed that (although she is wearing Spanx) Kim's ass is rivaling that of her mother.
Child birthin' hips. She could swirl a whole litter outta there!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:12pm.
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or she's channeling her inner Lizard King. I remember reading that Jim Morrison would wear the same pair for days, even months on end and his entourage would complain he stank to high heavens.
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THANKS WHAMO!
*throws out lunch*
Kim is a leprechaun and Chloe is a yeti. So strange.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Natural born athletes. Um, NOT.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Awwwww, what will she do now that they only have 7 shows in production?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Love that movie! It's the perfect sentiment:
http://youtu.be/ReYfu5E-hOE
well, bye.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:43pm.
ROFL...as a lifelong Yankees girl, I have to agree with this. But I think that there are way worse fairweather fan bases (Phillies and Steelers, I'm looking at you).
Seriously the amount of supposed Phils fans that have come out of the woodwork for the past 3-4 years is astounding...where were you when your team was losing 100 games per year, punks?
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Cowboys fans are fairweather, too. Some of the worst I've ever seen. Did Kim ever wear a Cowboys jersery when she was dating Miles? Maybe put it on over Reggie's Saints jersey???
PSL...lol!
Kim's ass used to look like something out of a sideshow, and now it's practically non-existent, or at least it looks that way compared to Khloe (it could be the mom jeans).
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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I have a pair of hooker boots just like Khloe's (a friend bought them online in the wrong size, gave 'em to me). I tried wearing them once...I managed to walk/hobble half a block before I had to stop at a payphone to call a cab. They are the most uncomfortable, impossible to walk in footwear I've ever owned. I don't know how these bitches walk around in them.
guest! hahahaha
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Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me
I read online that Kim has expressed interest in having her own sitcom & Seacrest's production company may produce it.
Kim probably has 19 pairs of those leather pants.
And they look like shit on her fat, lumpy ass.
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Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me
Here's hoping she has like 30 pairs of the same pant!! That has to be it. She doesn't seem like a recycling type of chick.
Why is Khloe wearing mom jeans and why the fuck is Kim dressed like kanye?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:13pm.
Why does Kimmie keep wearing the same pants???
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Guest, I wondered that too. Maybe her skin has grown into them. Can you imagine the stench? I'm sure the smell of urine is overpowering. Gross!
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or she's channeling her inner Lizard King. I remember reading that Jim Morrison would wear the same pair for days, even months on end and his entourage would complain he stank to high heavens.
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and the groupies STILL peeled them off and "went to town"....ah sorry no kissing baby. lol!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:58pm.
or she's channeling her inner Lizard King. I remember reading that Jim Morrison would wear the same pair for days, even months on end and his entourage would complain he stank to high heavens.
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This is true... he would go on week long drunken, acid popping binges and wear the same leathers day after day... nass.tee.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Considering they just paid the Kardashians like 40 million this one might be the only casualty. This was the only one worth watching (which it really wasn't). I actually like Khloe and Lamar.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Evil Cupcake, :)
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Round here she's always on my mind
Round here, hey man, got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:46pm.
Kim, the only time you should touch a ball is when you are about to put it in your mouth.
Then you look like a natural.
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LOLOLOL!
Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:13pm.
Why does Kimmie keep wearing the same pants???
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Guest, I wondered that too. Maybe her skin has grown into them. Can you imagine the stench? I'm sure the smell of urine is overpowering. Gross!
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or she's channeling her inner Lizard King. I remember reading that Jim Morrison would wear the same pair for days, even months on end and his entourage would complain he stank to high heavens.
Anywhores, they are not flattering because they emphasize her big wide demonchild bearing hips and short stubby legs.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:14pm.
guest: Those pants are like the little boy's finger in the dike. If she takes them off, the yeast infection cottage cheese will flood the city
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ewwwwwwwww, was that REALLY necessary!? lol!!