Charlie Sheen Wants To Sue Over This
In "Bitch, you know you need to stop" news, Charlie Sheen is threatening to throw a lawsuit at Cheetahs strip club in Manhattan for naming the VIP room after him. The president of Cheetahs says that Charlie isn't mad because the club is using his name to make money, he's mad because men can pay to eat sushi off of semi-naked strippers in the VIP room and he feels this damages his reputation. Charlie does have a point. Charlie has a tarnished, bruised, wart-ridden reputation as the warlock king of sucioness to uphold and eating raw fish off of a bare titty is an act that's way to classy for him. If a dude could pay to snort dried tiger blood out of a hooker's ass crack as a goat slapped its lipstick on his back, Charlie wouldn't be bitching. Here's what the president of Cheetahs told Page Six about Charlie's threats:
“We figured it would be comical to name a room after him. It was a room [with pictures of Charlie in it] where you could dine on sushi served on cellophane on the body of one of our entertainers, not where you do crack. Then we got notification from his lawyer to cease and desist, claiming the usage of his name would be detrimental to his persona. They said they would sue us for millions if we carried on. How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation? We thought dedicating a room to dine in his honor would help repair and elevate his image. He should have called us up and thanked us. We have now removed his name, he wasn’t doing big business for us anyway. We had a little ritual and threw his image in garbage — a celebration of Charlie Sheen being dumped.”
Charlie's lawyer says it has nothing to do with his reputation and everything to do with Cheetahs making money off of his name.
Who thought this was a good idea in the first place? If I'm going to nibble on coochie fumes-infused raw salmon, I don't want to do it while staring at a Charlie Sheen picture staring at me. That combination sounds like a quick way to get a case of the barfs and a case of the retina herps.
I'll never know why Cheetahs didn't name their VIP room "The Piven Cave" in the first place.
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I don't see why he should be mad, it's not like he's trying to become the United States president. He has a notorious name in showbiz, if I was him I wouldn't care if the Newcastle strippers named their whole business after me.
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her."
Wow, and this whole I thought Sheen's Corner and that stupid stage diva bitch fit was detrimental to his image; that of a stark raving lunatic. Hurry up and do the world a favor and o.d. Loser.
Had they offered Charlie a free booth, I'm sure there would be no problems.
if i was the woman laying there, id cut bits of my pubes and put it in the sushi. YEAH perverts, EAT My PUBES!!
It's stated that the ladies are wrapped in plastic. No real contact. But still....
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
meh, if Lindsay can sue over a talking baby, and get a settlement, the floodgates are full on open... ridiculous as it is, carry on.
the court system is fucked, and needs a complete overhaul in this country.
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grosss, why would i wanna eat food off somebody's body?? a stranger's body...
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:07pm.
Dear Charlie,
You are known for hookers and drugs. Having your name attached to a sushi restaurant should be the least of your worries.
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Maybe, but there are liability issues for Sheen. Imagine if someone got food poisoning, as they inevitably will from eating sushi from someone's vulva or what if the strip club owner is a racist and doesn't want to employ a certain race? Sheen's name might imply ownership and he might get himself sued if the situation called for it. Also, if his name is attracting business, he has the right to ask for some profits. I can't believe I'm siding with him, but he's right. This time only.
Sounds like a classy place. At least they'll think the smell is the food.
Jebus fk, this shit is so disgusting on every level. The bitch lying there isn't concerned about the staph tongues and hands coming at her?? The dudes or whoever eating shit off her aren't concerned about where a) how long the damn food's been out, and b) all those other hands and tongues and that bitch's body scum all over??! *vomits
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True story: I used to make desserts for a strip club.
Why do some women allow themselves to be used like this? This is disgusting! And I love sushi!
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 4:15pm.
... I deliberately don't wash my hands after going to the bathroom- those fuckers (customers) don't deserve germ free hands!
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Ha! Your honesty is refreshing.
Sushi. Yum.
Oops. Second time today. More Sushi for me.
I love Sushi and Sashimi. I could eat a whole platter all to myself but I draw the line at eating it off of someone's body. No bueno. A little too symbolically close to necrophilia and cannibalism for my taste.
OK, so I am a stripper and the idea of anyone eating anything let alone SUSHI even in a strip club is utterly repugnant let alone off the body of a stripper. When I'm at work I am sweaty (dancing under hot lights will do that to you) and as skanky as I can get away with. I deliberately don't wash my hands after going to the bathroom- those fuckers (customers) don't deserve germ free hands! Food+strip clubs=new strains of gastroenteritis
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"How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation? We thought dedicating a room to dine in his honor would help repair and elevate his image. He should have called us up and thanked us. We have now removed his name, he wasn’t doing big business for us anyway."
This president is oblivious to the fact he's a millionaire because of tits and ass and not because of his amazing marketing and business strategy. I mean, you didn't need to get a f'n PhD from Harvard School of Business to know you can't use someone's likeness w/o their permission, he's obviously on some sort of god-complex, thanks to his high off of Bogota's finest to think that a strip club actually matters (even though they're a chain), and if the room wasn't doing "big business" to begin with, why did you con't to market it that way?
Again, please thank the owners of all the tits and ass that keep the lights on in the mansion for you...
The covering of the nipples has to do with licensing. It takes a long time to get a SOB (Sexually Oriented Business) license in Las Vegas, but you can't work in the nice clubs without having it.
How fitting! Your shoes stick to the carpet in the VIP room at Cheetah's.
When I went out to work in Vegas, I stayed ONE day at Cheetah's before switching to Jaguar's... It's gross.
ugh. i watched "wild things" for the first time ever this weekend, and despite being a campy mess, denise richards is truly beautiful. what in the world possessed her to end up with the likes of sheen? or was he less of a mess at that time? i can't remember.
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Piven would gross me the hell out! LOL at the image of you eating from a coochie STARING at Sheen STARING back at you eating coochie! hahaha ;D
Still, the "warlock king of sucioness" has a point. He and his team own his image, you need to obtain permission to use it in any way, shape or form... and PAY for it tricks! They know that so 5 successful STUNT QUEEN STARS to the Cheetah's Club for this!
Wake me up when Magic Mike's does the same thing...
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The cellophane is to keep the glitter off the fish.
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How is this damaging his reputation? He did that all by himself. Whoever pays to eat food off a stripper has rocks in their brain imo.
gross. I wonder what happens if they sneeze.
What in the mental-hell kind of CORPORATION would sign up for this shit????? In 2012???? All I can come up with is that dirtbag Vanilla Gorilla and his motorcycle crew.
and Man - that is earning a hard dollar - no way in hell would I let LA scumbags eat Cucumber Rolls off my ******* Anyone for Hep-C?????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
funny how Charlie thinks THIS is bad for his reputation.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:15pm.
Agreed... on all points.
Cheesiest/nastiest strip club I went to was in Destin in the late 80s... The Green Frog. I believe it is still there.
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All the strip clubs around here full nude = no alcohol in establishment. Bikini stripping/topless = booze being served.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:09pm.
A lot of the strip clubs I've been to make the women wear clear, see through pasties over their nipples.
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*scratches head*
What...why...what's the point of that? It can't be modesty?
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I'm not sure. I think it has something to do with the wording of the local public indecency laws... if the nipples are "covered" they are not indecent.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Warm sushi makes me want to hurl.
I don't care if she has cellophane on her or not I have absolutely no desire to eat food off a naked chick. It's not an OPRESSION issue as long as you're not making her I could NOT care less, I guess it just seems like a stupid / embarrassing fucking thing to do.
What the fuck do you say to a naked women you're eating food off...ah Thanks?
This is SOME GOOD FINGER FOOD!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:09pm.
*I think* they do that because a lot of states won't allow you to serve alcohol without the pasties or with complete nudity. They make them clear to get around that rule. Otherwise they have to make it BYOB and they can't charge $15 a beer (LAME).
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:06pm.
Cause you can get a cheap steak buffet. And no, none of that was dirty.
Now eating sushi off of strippers....EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. No thanks.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:09pm.
A lot of the strip clubs I've been to make the women wear clear, see through pasties over their nipples.
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*scratches head*
What...why...what's the point of that? It can't be modesty?
I support Cheetahs for its progressive feminist efforts at getting women out of the home and into the workplace.
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:04pm.
This is not healthy.
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The cover the naked chick with cellophane... you don't actually touch her skin... which is LAME. A lot of the strip clubs I've been to make the women wear clear, see through pasties over their nipples.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Dear Charlie,
You are known for hookers and drugs. Having your name attached to a sushi restaurant should be the least of your worries.
Generally I'm confused as to why anybody would ever eat anything from a strip club
Because Direct TV Commercials that portray you as a psycho are SO much better for your image. But then again, you got paid for that.
This is not healthy.
They should have a promotion where for eight bucks you have eight minutes to eat eight pieces of sushi off of the actual Octomom.
Eight = Octo get it? You know she'd do it.
Even with a short break or two thrown in she'd still be making like $40 per hour.
Cheetas named a room after him....
"We thought dedicating a room to dine in his honor would help repair and elevate his image while oppressing women... two birds."
there, fixed it for you.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Is his real name Body Sushi?
Excuse me, but what does this have to do with Sheen?
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