SamRo Is Trying To Be A Singer Now

Lindsay Lohan's former partner in pussy is taking a break from making hundreds of thousands of dollars for pressing playing on iTunes at parties and is trying to the whole singing thing. I have no doubt that SamRo can press the fuck out of a play button on an iPod, but daaaamn her singing voice makes me wish she came with a mute button. SamRo's album "Chasing the Reds (An Ode To Period Sex)" is out now and she warbled out one of the songs on LIVE! With Kelly this morning. If you've ever told a lame dog that its soul-killing painful yelp is the worst thing that has ever touched your ears, then you need to send that lame dog an apology card. Because this shit is worst. SamRo getting a record tells me that every drunk frat boy who sounds like hell while singing a Bruno Mars song during karaoke night at the sports bar (you know who you are) should also get a record deal.

I was going to throw hate at Kelly Ripa for saying that SamRo's piece of shit song is going to be all the rage in bars, but then I realized that she's probably telling the truth. Whenever a bar is slow, they're going to put on this SamRo song and BOOM! Every ho in there will buy a shot of EVERYTHING and drink until the booze overflows up into their head and drowns out their sense of hearing.

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:15pm.

I'm so sick of this shit. Nepotism got her a "DJ" career and all the coke she could snort, and all she has to do is say "wouldn't it be so funny if I started singing?" And POOF! It happens. Not only that, but cocksucker shows like these indulge her whims.

Do you know how many excellent bands go unsigned? I listen to so many, and I can't believe they don't have a deal where they cEllet least sell a song on iTunes. They have to give their music away for free.

Sam Ronson is the reason. This is despicable.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:26am.

She's 20 years too late. The 90's were the time for granola lesbians to put their indie records out. Sorry Sam!

Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 4:07am.

I wonder how long it took her to come up with the nursery rhyme bit...hahaaaa

This vid is going to be my go to vid whenever I'm feeling down, cause this shit is FUNNY!!

Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:58am.

bwahhaahaaaa ohhh that was sooo awful. I almost feel sorry for her, esp when she's looking at the guitarist for help..hahhaaaa

Geeez, I've heard much better from the drunk bum in the alley. Words of wisdom--take your money, and invest it into people who actually have talent...cause honey you have zero talent for music. Ya sound like shit, and you've got the charisma of a sick turtle. Lilo must be laughing her ass off.

Submitted by iverge on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:23pm.

Bitch maybe orally talented as a carpet muncher but bitch can't sing!

Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:11pm.

My dog, Henry, has a better voice than this....so I'm thinking she doesn't give a rats ass, right?

Submitted by Lenalena on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:40pm.

I expected a more...angry, smirky, cigarette-y voice. Not "10 year old me singing along to the Grease soundtrack." Actually, I was waaaaay better.

Submitted by kittykatkatie on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:32am.

this actually pisses me off, and i don't know why, (well, i can venture to guess but). walk into ANY karaoke bar in ANY city and you will find at least 15 people who can sing better than this crap.

Submitted by TiredOldWhore on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:10am.

OMG that made my dog give me the side eye. Is it me or does that "song" just sound like Faith by George Micheal?

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:40am.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:07pm.

Can't wait for the clothing line after she shakes up the acting world with her movie.

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Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:37am.

Can't wait for the clothing line after she shakes up the acting world with her movie.

Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:07am.

boy, her band is hot! i would do all three of those guys

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 9:12am.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:20pm.

a lot of people are saying this MP3 playing hack should have some kind of ability to have the sense to have her brother, another useless drain on the "music industry"
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I beg to differ. I think Mark Ronson is quite talented and I enjoy his music. What SamRo needs to do is take a page from her brother's book and stop trying to be a singer. It is possible make good music and leave the vocals to someone who can carry a tune. As for the Winehouse argument, I'll just say the following: When it comes to Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen, yes, both of them have/had talent, but nobody knew their names until they had Mark work on their records, so there's something to be said for that. Just an opinion, no venom here.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 9:10am.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:24am.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:20pm.

Actually Mick Jones is her stepfather.

Ahhh, all is clear now... I always get Mick Ronson mixed in here, too, though I guess he's no relation, right?

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 9:00am.

Good god that was atrocious. I was expecting a voice like Roy Orbison, not Cindy Brady.

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Submitted by harperharper on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:41am.

What would Simon say?

Submitted by wtfisgoingon on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:36am.

Horrible!

Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:33am.

Yawn. Another onepercenter kid whose daddy buys her a music career. Just like he bought her a lez affair with LiLo to get her some tabloid fame.

And just when i thought - can todays music scene could possibly get any worse than fucking tv karaoke contest winners like Fatty Clarkson and that Underwood floozie being presented as actual singers and musicians - i jinxed it cause there came the big fat YESSS IT CAN in the form of Lady Caca, Taylor Swift, Lama DelRay and all the onepercenters spawn being bought into music biz by their richdaddys.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:19am.

WTF. I only lasted 4.7 seconds. Yikes!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:11am.

Well assholes have been paying her big $ to be an ipod DJ. The fault is the twerps who went in to listen to her "spin" who pumped her up to think that she can sing.

Lez Lana Del Rey, indeed!

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:09am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 9:00am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:45am.

You forgot to mention the biggest problem of all- SHE CAN'T SING!
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I figured pure fucking shit covered that EC LOL!!

But....SHE CAN'T SING AT ALL!!!!!

Can you believe she actually when out there and did this? I mean she MUST be on drugs because she's been around music long enough to know what sounds good and what doesn't no!?
It reminds me of the people on AI that are truly and seriously flabbergasted when they're told they can't sing.
No one has sat them down and said listen I know you LOVE music and you're passionate about it but you simply don't have the talent for a career, I'm sorry but that's just the way it is.

These musicians playing with her must be getting paid a fuck of a lot to embarrass themselves backing this fucking crapolla. How do they look her in the eye and say "that's a good take Sam, you nailed that one, I don't think we need to go again on this" Bwahaaaaaa WTF!!!

Ashlee Simpson is Adele compared to this shit!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:30am.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:45am.

You forgot to mention the biggest problem of all- SHE CAN'T SING!

Submitted by The Beaver on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:23am.

The delusion that she's a DJ because she can press play on iTunes has extending into singing because she can hire a band and call in some favors to get on TV? Or maybe she pissed someone off and this is there way of getting back at her by letting her make an ass outta herself on National TV?

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:17am.

all i heard was WAAAA WAAAA OOO OOO WAAAA

joan baez you aint so give it up.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:15am.

LMFAO, I too was prepared to give it an honest listen as I know we all love goofing on her but this is PURE FUCKING SHIT. This tune could be written in 10 min by anyone that knows 5-6 chords. She has absolutely no stage confidence at all, she should be face out engaging the crowd not looking over her shoulder for help, you ain't gonna find it there honey and singing the bloody song not just the words, geezuz it's her song and this is all the emotion she can muster??

I've heard better people jump on stage grab a mic and start singing when they're hammered!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:14am.

Thank you Pat Kiernan for using the right word: JUDGE. Yes..the public has judged you and you SucK SAM.

Why is Kelly not making the right move and hire Pat. The man has the most wonderful voice and face to match in NYC News.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:08am.

ah so that's what Kristy McNichol's been up to.

:GONG:: you suck.

Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 7:00am.

Wow, just wow. And not good wow either.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:44am.

I was prepared to offer compliments if they were warranted. They were not.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:38am.

Open Mic Night LIVE! With Kelly

Ph'hail.

Submitted by onetakenfreak on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:03am.

onetakenfreak!

I just want to see her dance on butter.
Bat please, dont ever sing again.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:54am.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:20pm.

Actually Mick Jones is her stepfather.

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Submitted by qjersey on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:54am.

Lesbian Lana Del Rey

Just dreadful.

Best tidbit: Only working as a DJ so she can work on her band.

Well she's been DJing for years...

Submitted by dbased on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:45am.

http://youtu.be/S-1dYeY2A5Y

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:41am.

You know, if I ever became insanely rich and then had children, I would make them WORK for that trust fund. They would have to get good jobs, make money and handle shit on their own before they ever got any of mine.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:23am.

My first thought was of all the people on "American Idol", "The Voice" etc who are trying so hard to sing like angels and here we have Samantha with a full fledged record deal and appearances on TV shows. The best voice doesn't mean a thing!!

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Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:00am.

Did she write the lyrics? It's like somebody used a random phrase generator.

At least Brian McKnight 1. Had a theme. 2. Can carry a tune.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 3:58am.

sorry for double post

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 3:57am.

wtf?

Submitted by bigorexia on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:30am.

Seriously... what was Lindsay thinking?

This THING is just hideous, her style is awful, she is completely talentless...

At least Lindsay used to be HAWT.

Submitted by Margo on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:48am.

Stop playing.

Submitted by MaryJaneRottencrotch on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:38am.

One word....Awful!! oh yeah and another, nepotism.

Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:18am.

Submitted by BabyJane on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:44am.

It must be nice to have so much money you can just spend your whole life doing stupid shit like this. What next, an art exhibition?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. If that bitch puts her turd in a pickle jar and calls it art I'm DONE with the art world.

Submitted by BabyJane on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:14am.

It must be nice to have so much money you can just spend your whole life doing stupid shit like this. What next, an art exhibition?

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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:10am.

Submitted by mortadella pianist on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:24am.

Excellent, excellent, excellent points.

Honestly? I don't understand how some people can be tone-deaf? That just weirds me out big time.

Submitted by mortadella pianist on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:54am.

Wonder what the band REALLY thinks of her... I work with singers all of the time and there is really NOT ONE redeeming factor to her "performance.".She has no range-- at first it seemed like the song was too low for her, then it seemed like it was too high. She looked decidedly uncomfortable-- I just don't get the point of her waste of airtime when there are so many truly talented singers out there that could do so much with that bit of exposure. And that lame nursery rhyme tune -- WHY was that even there??

Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:18am.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:38am.

i can guarantee you that with that band, my overweight, exhausted, chronically ill, over 40 black ass would have given you a better performance than that.

Chronically ill? Chaga mushrooms. Chaga chaga chaga.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:08am.

i can guarantee you that with that band, my overweight, exhausted, chronically ill, over 40 black ass would have given you a better performance than that.

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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:01am.

Submitted by Wanted on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:21am.

SAMANTHA. RONSON.

don't ever sing again. thank you.

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