Open Post: Co-Hosted By Chicken Cutlets And Henry
With the deaths of MCA, Falling Bear and Bucket List Baby this week (in other words, fuck this week hard in the taint), you might need a temporary pick-up, so here's a gallery of pictures featuring adorable dog friends and the ravishing beauties who love them.
Because your dog deserves to scoot its itchy ass in luxury while you're away, The Pooch Hotel (not to be confused with Charlie Sheen's Cooch Hotel a few blocks down) opened its doors in Hollywood last night with a party full of sparkling A-list jewels including Phoebe Price, Rip Taylor, a dead Yorkie on Rip's head, Joan Van Ark, Kate Linder and the newest edition to the wall of beauty in front of my bed (so I go to sleep at night knowing the world is not totally an ugly place): BARBARA VAN ORDEN!
Everything you need to know about Barbara Van Orden you can learn by putting on a pair of silk gloves before clicking on the pair of diamonds (seriously) on her website. It's the most luxurious thing you'll see today unless you somehow peeked into my apartment window this morning and watched me slow dance with my dog to Natalie Cole's "Unforgettable" CD.