Saturday, May 5th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Henry Cavill (29)
Adele (24)
Chris Brown (23)
Skye Sweetnam (24)
Brooke Hogan (24)
Vanessa Bryant (30)
Danielle Fishel (31)
Craig David (31)
Edyta Śliwińska (31)
Vincent Kartheiser (33)
Tina Yothers (39)
Kyan Douglas (42)
Brian Williams (53)
Richard E. Grant (55)
Kurt Loder (67)
John Rhys-Davies (68)
Roger Rees (68)
Lance Henriksen (72)
Pat Carroll (85)
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 6:19pm.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Did you actually watch the tudors? If that is wilted spinach than I'm a fan. See the Princess Margaret boat scene. Yummmmmm.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 10:53am.
henry looks old for a 29year old, if i stood next to him, i would look like a barely legal lolita.
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Hey barely legal, but how can you really tell his age he is c-o-v-e-r-e-d in grease/lube/diesel oil *shudders* mmmm mmmm mmmm I can't tell... he could be 28 for all I know! ;p
BTW, you got the other hotties first, this time you have to wait behind me babe LOL! *not sorry*
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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This is the main guy from the movie Immortals, which I freaking loved. (this is a still from the movie. Frida Pinto is in it too. they have a love scene!)
Usually Michael K finds the worst photos ever of celebs to post(which I love) so he maybe he thinks Henry is hot. *LOL*
I guess I am the only one on dlisted who saw Immortals.
I saw it like 3 times! and there is a lot of hot men in it too.
and f*ck Chris Brown . hate that guy!
henry looks old for a 29year old, if i stood next to him, i would look like a barely legal lolita.
Henry Cavill is a magnificent homosexual!
We wager there are DOZENS of primo 10 inch+ sizemeats waiting to stretch her culo!
He looks good but 29 my ass!
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
i dont care if he cant act to safe himself, i dont care if he has personality of a wet board paper, just get it hard and let him spin on it like a helicopter.
Love me some Henry Cavill.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Fuck he's fine! Yes, that had to be said again! lollollol ☺☺☺
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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TexnDoc, I remember Pat Carroll from Cinderella. I have the DVD - it's my fav version.
Happy Bday to Pat, Henry (ohGOD!), Adele, Brian Williams (loved him on SNL), John R-D and Lance. As for Chris Brown - yuck.
So ridiculously hot. Love this man.
Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 2:11pm.
Oh my God... the things I would do to him and let him do to me. By far the hottest guy in Hollywood right now. Yuuuuummmmmmyyyy...
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Shame he has the screen presence of wilted spinach. See also Sam Worthington.
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Can't believe that cunt Chris Brown is even included on the b'day list. Fuck him, I hope someone beats him up for his birfday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADELE!!! I <3 u! This Henry guy would be super hot if he wasn't taking advice from tan mom. The leather look is not cool.
www.poopreport.com :)
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How many people are born 5-5-1988? Adele, Brook Hogan, and Sky Whatever. People were getting busy in August of 1987.
Happy Birthday Henry, you sexy piece. Can't wait for Superman!
HBD Adele, Topanga, Craig and Kurt!
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
HB Brian Williams and John Rhys-Davies!
And to littlest Dog.
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Happy Birthday Lance Henriksen! So many great movies: Aliens, Pumpkinhead, original Terminator, and one of the greatest television shows ever, MillenniuM.
Submitted by Luna Tick on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 10:43am.
I hope Chris Brown falls down and breaks all his bones on his birthday.
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I don't know why that made me laugh as hard as I did...Hahahahahaha
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Kurt Loder is quite frankly, too jaded to care. Why was he ever on MTV? Too smug (more like hungover), for his own good.
I thought that pic was Antonio too.
Richard E. Grant and Michael Palin: what fabulous slores. Time to crank out Withnail and I again.
I raise a pint to you, Mr. Michael Palin. A very sessy 69!
Also, also while you are all power drinking tonight, raise a shot for me. On medication so I can't get shit faced on my birthday. (pouty face).
~So long, and thanks for all the fish!~
HB Kyan Douglas! The things I would do to him. Oh wait.... *kicks desk*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Oh my God... the things I would do to him and let him do to me. By far the hottest guy in Hollywood right now. Yuuuuummmmmmyyyy...
HB to this wonderful male specimen, and unlike some of my Dlisted sisters (you know who you are!) I'm talking strictly from an objective aesthetic perspective (ahem).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Adele is the only one on this list that I would want to have sex with.
Happy Birthday Beautiful Adele.
Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 1:04pm.
I don't know who Henry Cavill is but he looks closer to 49 than 29 in that pic.
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He's British and famous for playing Charles Brandon, the Duke of Suffolk in "Tudors" and a whole bunch of other movies. When he's not smeared with dirt, he's incredibly handsome and very young looking ---> http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.mypopula...
29?
My foot he's 29!
The chicks and gays here can't see past their lust to give him shit about it.
I thought he was Antonia Banderas!
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Dark-sided!
I don't know who Henry Cavill is but he looks closer to 49 than 29 in that pic.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 12:24pm.
Whamo, don't play coy,..
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Oh ya, the heart socks lol;) :P
Happy Birthday to Henry Cavill...the things I would do to him!
And Happy Birthday to Adele!!!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Kurt Loder is sixty seven years old?!? Jesus Maria
Submitted by chaka1 on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 12:38pm.
My vagina is SCREAMING!!! Who is dat???? Damn!!!
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he's the guy that's about to be another, in a long line of actors, that destroys/typecasts his career by playing "Superman", i think...
now, put that thing away... the neighbors are complaining about the screaming!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
My vagina is SCREAMING!!! Who is dat???? Damn!!!
Whamo, don't play coy, you know what I'm talking about... Have you already forgotten that little dance, the goggles, your socks, and the fishing line? ♪You can leave your hat on...♪ Hehehe, I'm not that bad!
LOL, happy Saturday to ya and all!
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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And a very happy birthday to the brightest star in the Hollywood galaxy, Ms. Tina Yothers. This wunderkind mop topped freckled magpie, who brought tears and smiles to the audience's eyes, and dollar signs to the producers of "Family Ties". She danced into our living rooms and our hearts...and all in the glorious living color of the flaming NBC peacock.
ubmittedhinReason... on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 11:56am.
♥Henry♥ and hard! I'd like a steady diet of this every day MK! Today we'll play sweaty mechanic... well oiled! ;p
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Reason you always make me laugh with your horny ramblings:)
lechaylo - thats really sad, and right before her bday!
thats actually why as much as id love to have a doggie friend of my very own, i wont get one. i get way too attached!
<---- still traumatized by the death of my collie when i was a wee one :(
Nice.
Henry Cavill, yes, I would like some for breakfast, please.
Submitted by Smart E. Pants on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 11:00am.
Michael, you forgot Michael Palin, from Monty Python, who is 69 today!
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thwow him to the flwoow!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
HB Henry, John E., John R-D, Lance and the other birthday sluts today!
♥Henry♥ and hard! I'd like a steady diet of this every day MK! Today we'll play sweaty mechanic... well oiled! ;p
John E. from Gosford Park and Posh Nosh (ridiculously funny).
John Rhys - LOTR and Raiders of the Lost Ark, (monkey, poisoned date) like him and he's been in a lot of movies, A LOT!
Lance - (Aliens) a very fine underrated actor. Sexy in his day.
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Oh hell no, Chris Brown was born on my people's premiere holiday for everyone else getting drunk!!? *passes out margies and Chris Brown voodoo dolls*
HB to my cousin. She lost a pet yesterday, so I'm sure it's rough for her today. Sads.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 11:36am.
I love Lance's voice too. Other actors whose voices I love: Christopher Lee (his voice sounds like bells ringing from heaven), Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich. I forget the rest.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 10:54am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 10:36am.
I guess I'd fuck Henry,
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bitch shut the fuck up! Even your PUBES know you'd fuck Henry!!!
LOL, my failed attempt to preserve some *intrigue*
HB Lance Henriksen! I've always been in love with his voice, good actor, too.
Whoa! Now I'm craving dark chocolate...
Painted lady, you're nasty! Let's be friends!
Idk who that top guy is or why he's all dirty but I'll give him an A+ for having ribbed for her pleasure hand veins
Michael, you forgot Michael Palin, from Monty Python, who is 69 today! You need to look at a few more sources for birthdays, dude.
Adele..now.this is how it's done, no BS you just bring it, I love her "don't like it, don't give a shit attitude.
Brooke Hogan..what happened to her, haven't seen her in a while, wonder if she still sucks her dad's dick for quarters?
Tina Yothers...lol poor Tina, the world goofs on her and she's done nothing to deserve it
John Rhys-Davies....another solid actor
Happy Bday sluts
Shake your Friday hangovers off and feed your two and four legged critters you lazy ho bags;) I hope yall have great weekend:-P