Somebody Get Amanda Bynes A Bus Pass
If you got drunk on Theraflu, blindfolded yourself and played a game of Grand Theft Auto with your feet, you'd probably hit less cars than Amanda Bynes does on a monthly basis. Amanda continued her training for a spot on the 2012 U.S. Stunt Driving Olympics Team by sideswiping a car with her Range Rover on Friday night. This is the second time in a month that Amanda has swiped a car, and just like last time, bitch drove off. It's gotten to the point that if you walk outside and find that somebody screwed up the side of your car without leaving a note on your windshield, just go ahead and send your body repair bill to Amanda Bynes. The trick probably did it.
E! News says that a dude called the LAPD after Amanda sideswiped his car while trying to pass him on the right. Amanda kept driving and the dude followed her ass while talking to the cops. When the cops caught up to her, she pulled her head out of her culo hole and told the officer that she had no idea she grazed another car. Amanda wasn't drunk this time so the cops let her off with a warning. The LAPD pushed out this statement to E!:
"She wasn't given a citation, no one was arrested, no one was hurt. She didn't even know she was involved in an accident. We took a traffic collision report and there will be no further investigation."
Oh L.A., you're a magical place where hos who have at least 10 IMDB credits to their name can hit-and-run a bitch and get off without the police officer even thinking about reaching for his citation pad. That officer should've taken Amanda's license and did what the salesperson at Macy's did when I tried to use my Household Bank MasterCard: cut that shit up and hand it back to her in pieces. Amanda has no business being behind the wheel of a steel monster. Somebody get that bitch a tricycle, or a bus pass, or a skateboard with a leash attached to a dog. I would tell Amanda just to move to NYC since her and driving don't go together, but she'd probably be one of those clueless bitches who stands right in front of the subway doors and refuses to move when the doors open. I know I'm going to see those annoying whores in HELL!
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Damn stupid bitch must of have gone to the Lindsey Lohan School Of Drunk Driving. Looks like she graduated with honors.
man, hair really makes a huge difference...she looks really pretty in that mugshot when we all know she has a tater head to rival Tater Salad Willis...and it's all because of that beautiful color on her.
Looks like Snooki needs to get to the tanning bed!
Who the fuck taught this bitch how to drive? She sideswiped that cop car by passing on the right too.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 12:08am.
Speaking of Hohan, I saw a pic of her walking out of a restaurant with Woody Allen. What's wrong with the world?
She's very popular with guys 50 and over. Bananas.
Although I think Lindsay is a little to tall and top heavy to be one of Woodys spinners.
perhaps she is a mess because she quit acting to go away and quietly have a baby.. what is this 1960s..
people are a mess
Speaking of Hohan, I saw a pic of her walking out of a restaurant with Woody Allen. What's wrong with the world?
I know Woody is kind of pervy but still he is highly respected and makes decent movies, and yet he's out there getting photographed with her, not afraid of risking his reputation. She must be doing something right, but what the fuck is it? I need to know because I don't understand how these fuckups keep getting second, third, eleventh, millionth chances!
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The "Hot Mess" persona has worked for Lindsay and kept her in the papers. Heck, she even had Spielberg gushing at meeting her. Sooo....
bitch stop trying to get onboard lindsay hohan's train.
Dang, you don't even have to be a big star or c-lister to get away with things! If this was an average girl/guy on the street, they'd be in jail for hit and run and fined up the whazu. smh.
She must be on an Evelyn Wood speed trainwreck course: ten years of Lohan, Spears, Reed and Love condensed into one month of shame-free spiraling downwards. Color me impressed.
this has to be some kind of misunderstood episode of "What i Like About You"(yeah!... i'm surprised that i've seen it too!)
who could fathom a child star having an increasing public meltdown?
they always turn out so well, right?
i will not deem this story with an ounce of believability until Amanda shows up to my house with a shot and a beer, carrying along her side of the story!... no siree, bubba!... she's doing just fine, i'm sure of it.
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OOOhhhh, something good is gonna happen down the road with this girl. No pun intended. She's not the type who learns or takes "no" I bet.
I think it's great that the guy chased her down like a dog in heat! ha ha
Wow, what a great audience.
tonicbitch, agree with ya 100% there. Irrelevant, LiHo set the precedent! smh
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it's obvious...the black cock is making amanda do bad things with her car....
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Well since the acting thing wasn't working out so well, I guess she's taking a page out of the Lohan manual on how to Stay Relevant and Get Jobs Because a Hot Mess is Great for Ratings in hwood. I just better not see this bitch in a remake of Marilyn.
Mister McGoo was a better driver. Take her license and cut it the fuck up.
Unfortunately, money and fame *talks* in these matters, the rest goes down the shitter... grrrrr :(
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 3:38pm.
Wow. Rich white people sure do get away with a lot of shit. My black ass would be sitting in somebody's jail cell right now if I pulled this stunt with a DUI on my record within the last month. I mean, she didnt even get a citation? Wtf?
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Like how Halle Berry got fucking community service for her hit and run? Oh that's right, she's half white, maybe that's why she got half a fucking sentence. How about Brandy causing a chain reaction accident that killed someone? She was never even arrested or charged.
Similar things happened with Rebecca Gayheart and Nick Hogan, but it isn't about being black or white, it's about being famous. Idiocy knows no color.
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Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Wow. Rich white people sure do get away with a lot of shit. My black ass would be sitting in somebody's jail cell right now if I pulled this stunt with a DUI on my record within the last month. I mean, she didnt even get a citation? Wtf?
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Oh, come on, like you can HIT another car and not know it. are they waiting for her to fucking kill someone? Jesus, where are her parent's /handler/manager??
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Hahahahhaahha! No shit. And she knew damn well what she did. So either way she should be in big trouble.
I thought we had to get rid of the original Lohan before getting a new one!
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I know if you get a DUI you can "appeal" it with the DMV and they have 21 days to make a decision... so still be able to legally drive within that time period. Wasn't her DUI more than three weeks ago?? Uggh I'm sure she will get the restricted license where you are only supposed to drive to work and school and she will get caught all the time going to "work" at the clubs and bars.
What did Daddy Bynes have to say about it this time? "The other car was asking for it, I tell you!"
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Oh officer, did I DO something WRONGGG? *makes ooooooo face, pouts*
What oh dave so delicately said, she needs a swift kick!
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No comment here, because her driving skills most likely far surpass mine.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I see she's refocused her career on Lifetime movies.
Range Rovers are masses of reinforced steel but you'd still feel or hear even a small tap. And then there's her track record. Maybe she was just setting up her DUI defense: I was sober but have a medical condition that prevents me from recognizing sideswipes?
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It sure does pay to be white and "famous" in LA!
Damn, Lilo someone is trying to snatch your crown!
How is she driving? She's going to kill somebody. Seriously, they should have Rodney Kinged her. If you run into people and don't even know it you need to stop. There is no nice way to say that she deserves another hole stomped in her ass.
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Nice "Cock goes where?" face.
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I thought she had a DUI !?!?!? How in the hell did they let her go? WTF