Afternoon Crumbs
I don't know who deserves the award more here? The Photoshop artiste for those turtle shell abs or that model for trying to look like she really wants to get close to the bullet in Tommy Girl's pants. - Towleroad
Speaking of the magic of Photoshop, Tara Reid's stomach doesn't totally look like Tan Mom's face in Loaded Magazine - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Wheelchair Jimmy and Ty Ty mated, their baby would look like Frankie from Shark Tale - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Snooze-ar's nipples look like they're trying to challenge me to a staring contest - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus takes Jessica Snooze-ar's hard nipples and raises her a pointy titty - The Superficial
We as a people need to stop trying to make Rachel Berry as Mary Tyler Moore happen - The Berry
The 50 Shades of Crap movie is going to offend all of my senses, but if it gives me a gingerized ASkars, I'll take it! - Celebitchy
How can Jessica Biel breathe through her nose when her collagen-stuffed upper lip is practically suffocating her nostrils? - Popoholic
Somebody get Tom Sturridge an 80s plastic ponytail cone so he can wear an updo with style - Popsugar
All I see are TEEEEEEEEEEFS and weaves - ICYDK
If SNL held the rehearsal in a strip club or a toke room, RiRi's ass would've shown up with time to spare - IDLYITW
Presenting Jared Padalecki's happy trail - Just Jared
Did we ever have any doubt that Tameka Raymond will HULK SMASH a trick? - Crunk + Disorderly
The True Blood teaser starring Christopher Meloni needs more nalgas - OMG Blog
It's good to know that tequila is kryptonite to MiserAlba's signature bitch frown - Celebslam
This is also every child's reaction to Courtney Stodden - Videogum
Walter White has something to say - The Daily What
No Adam Levine tattoo tour is complete without an up close shot of the portrait tattoo of Blake Shelton on his taint - Cityrag
The Louisiana trailer park blossom decorates Brentwood with her grace and beauty - Hollywood Rag
Sideeyefromsuri.gif - I'm Not Obsessed
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these tats are lammmme.
what does the gun even mean? "he's a pistol"?
how can you do sessy times right with a FAKE gun pointed at your head? amateurs.
and why is his face giving me a brooke shields vibe here?
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/brookeshields/brookeshiel...
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Missjane texas, i also think he looks kinda good here.. lol... im glad im not the only one that feels that way..
That pregnancy movie is gonna be another flop in the box office.
It will do well in DVD, but everyone is saving their money for action, comic movies. Movies about a bunch of whinning pregnant bitches ain't worth my $12.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Tom kept in shape for the MI movies. and now he has to compete with the younger guys... and better actors too.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 4:59pm.
This takes the cake in the way of Photoshop fuckery.
Yes it does. Model on the right: your NECK scares me!
Tommy Girl is way too old for that Adam Levine look. I"m not feeling the Rock Star thing and I don't think that movie is going to do very well.
Jared Padalecki's wife is very smart. She stays out the picture and let's Jared run around and promote "Supernatural" like a "single" guy. That's how you do it. Keep the fans thinking you are get-able. I do find him sexy and he does have a very nice body. Just as I like it.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Photoshop had to release a moob removal add-in before they could start work on this laughable overhaul. They even 'shopped the creepy right out of him.
Laughable!
This tool never looked like this before he was middle-aged, why would they think anyone believes he looks like this now?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
That picture is magnifying my morning sickness x A MILLION!! Fucking. gross.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
This takes the cake in the way of Photoshop fuckery.
Maybe my dry spell is REALLY getting to me but he looks kind of good here.
And I watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protcol last weekend and he looked hot there too.
*tazes self*
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Tommy Girl looks like Jennie Garth's ex, Peter Facinelli. Is it the eye makeup? And speaking of makeup, can those tats look any more fake?