YAAAASSSS! Gigolos Is Coming Back
It's been much too long since I've had my fix of watching totally fake man hookers have totally fake sex with totally fake clients who are really paid soft-core porn actresses, but the dry spell is over! 90s hot piece turned meth-faced crypt keeper turned TV show producer Richard Grieco made my nipples wink by announcing to TV Guide that Showtime's Gigolos is coming back for a third season. If you know nothing about Gigolos, then the only thing you need to know that it's a supposed reality show about Las Vegas man whores who sell their peens to women only. Just like Marky Mark's dick in Boogie Nights, it's fake, but it's glorious!
Richard said that Jimmy, the hooker whore on the far left who wore a dick cage for a client last season, isn't coming back, because he thought he was the star of that mess. Vin Armani, the Dollar Tree version of Vin Diesel next to Jimmy, is also being phased out. Richard also said that some of the peen peddlers will go gay for pay next season. John Travolta, call your agent, girl!
The only thing that matters is that my Brace the Face is back. And since it will be Gigolos' third season, they should really amp shit up by bringing on some star power. The third season needs a simulated fuck scene between Brace the Face and Tan Mom. A match made in burn cream heaven! Speaking of burn cream, they could totally use some as pussy lube.
I've fapped while watching a pork rind and a piece of salmon jerky slowly shrivel into crisps inside of a microwave set to high, so watching Brace the Face and Tan Mom would send me over the edge. Make this happen, Richard Grieco!
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Yes, pointed heads drive women wild with desire.
but what does Richard Greico have to do with this mess?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I saw them on Dr. Phil, don't judge, but I'm excited to watch the show now I realized I have Showtimez!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Noooo Vin was the one I liked!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I've never seen this show, but what did I read Michael K write? These menz fuck women and not men? Never did gay, until supposedly next season, when it's gay for pay? Gay for pay? Now I may not be familiar with this show, but I do know a homo when I see one and..... Bitch, please! The blonde one with the cheeto burnt face looks like the biggest homo out that bunch of queer male prostitution whores.. Plus they all look disgusting, gay or straight, who the fuck would pay these buckets of filth to violate them for a fee?
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Never heard of it till now, but I want to see if it;s as much of a wreck as everyone says it is.
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The one on the left is hot. Too bad he's out.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Since when does a woman have to pay a guy to get some nookie? That's a rocky premise, right there.
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I can't believe Richard Grieco has a job. I thought he just smoked crack and appeared at malls with soap stars.
Good for Booker.
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I'd pay the three on the right to stop with the fauxhawk shit.
O my babies, well have you seen the Australian gem "satisfaction"? Loving all the klassy hookers that keep me entertained on the regular
I used to watch this show when it was on Showtime. I doubt, like most reality, it is even remotely real or legit. I Met Vin at a nightclub once and he invited me back to his VIP area. I will say he is a nice guy. Steven (the middle one) is hot but feminine and I have a hard time believing he is totally straight but claims he is. Jimmy is a wanna be actor and has some acting credits under his belt I doubt he is a real escort. Brace is an over tanned, orange health and fitness buff who tells nobody his age but he has to be at least 50. Nick (the one on the right) is hot as hell and unfortunately thinks he is a rapper. He should stick to what he is good at..fucking. If this hot mess of a show was on Showtime during a free preview I would watch it but like sex... I refuse to pay for it.
The blonde guy...*shudder* I wouldn't even flick my loose change at him
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
Ugh! Can the media stop trying to make that burnt foreskin looking cunt a celebrity?! Thank you!
WTF is this shit?
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Richard Grieco's come to this? And to think I thought he was hotter than Johnny Depp back in the day... Lawd have mercy.
Richard Grieco is producing this? Oh, now I get it. Should have called it Richard Grieco's: Gigolohs! In fact, why doesn't he star himself as the ranch owner with Face the Brace hired on as head bitch in charge keeping the studhorz in line? The action then follows the guys out on calls to clients! Good, NO? I like the gay for pay angle too, doubles the clients and mixes it up more! lol ;)
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I see they each have their "look". There's the Patrick Bateman one in the suit. The "urban" one in the caca-colored leather jacket. The guido one in the suit. The Euro, faux-Sting one. And oooh, look! there's a "tough" one.
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHHAHAA!
Maybe I will watch this one more time.
I've watched the show when DirecTV graced me with a free weekend of the fancy channels. It was a shitfest but like others said, I watched to see who would pay for the peen.
I'll watch it again when I get another free weekend.
I have a crush on Nick Hawk ;-)
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makes me wanna email him offering to be his "sugar momma cougar beard"
Those guys are gigolos? I wouldn't pay them to wash my dirty laundry, let alone fuck me. Fugly, the whole lot of 'em.
I saw this show once and it still haunts me. A woman in a full see-thru bodysuit (crotchless of course) gets fucked every which way by one of these man whores while the husband sits and watches giving this creepy commentary the whole way through.
I heard him on Adam Carolla's podcast talking about this show but didn't realize it was a "reality" show about male hos. There's no way I'd let any of those greasy skanks touch me, let alone PAY them for the worst 2 minutes of my life (I can get that for free at home, tyvm). That said, I totally need to check that hot mess of a show out!
Ew, I saw this train wreck one time.
Even though I was alone, I cringed and hid my eyes. Awful. There is no way in hell I would EVER pay a man to fuck me. And if I did, it wouldn't be any of these tools.
I'd rather see your nipples wink. Those last two burnt orange people remind me of two pieces of velcro being stuck together.
This show is so ridiculous of course I watch it! There is zero way I would pay to have sex with any of these douches but I dont mind entertaining myself by watching the the losers who do. Also i think the reason the only decent looking one is being dropped is the asshole was arrested for beating up his girlfriend. Only a coward would beat on a woman
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Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
I thought that was Peter Krause on the far left at first.
How have I never heard of this show?
If I were a wealthy woman I wouldn't pay for any of these over plucked whores.
They're phasing out the only two who looked remotely like someone might pay for their peen.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Ugh! Rent boys is back...
Since when do people get rewarded for being no-good shameless leeches? Oh wait, stupid question, Parasite Hilton started this.
I'm willing to bet that that there are gay porn films with these guys in them.
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