Oh Yes, Beyonce Really Wore This Last Night
If you need a quick response to the feathered fuckery gown that Beyonce wore to the Met Gala last night, please direct yourself to the look on the lady in black's face. It might best express your feelings about this.
Last night was that time of year when fashion people and celebrities from A to the gutter gathered at the ho stroll in front of The Met to out-WTF each other. Everybody should've stayed home in their Pajama Jeans when Beyonce was announced as a guest, because how can you outdo the queen of outdoing bitches? If fashion was an In-N-Out drive-thru, Beyonce would order 10 extra patties, 6 extra buns, all the cheeses in the refrigerator, the entire condiments bar, every vegetable they've got and the earrings the cashier is wearing. She'd get it animal style too. ALL animals. Bitch puts the EXTRA in extra. If the dress isn't so special that a handler wearing a lift belt has to straighten out the train every 2 seconds, Beyonce won't even entertain the idea of putting it on her body.
Somebody on Today this morning said that Beyonce was one of the last stars to arrive. DUH. Do you really think Beyonce is going to pose amongst the lesser thans? I bet that right before she arrived, her security team ran down the red carpet and tased any trick who got in their way. They cleared that shit for their "queen." They straight up dropped a defibrillator on the carpet.
I'm a tacky bitch, so I actually like this dress from Givenchy's LOOK AT MOI label. It looks like a truck carrying raver ostriches crashed into a Las Vegas floor show. That train is making the Fraggles weep today, because it looks like Beyonce is dragging carcasses of their own behind her. What did Beyonce do with that train when she got inside, anyway? Did she throw it over her head and wear it like a hood? Did she pass it between her legs and shove it up into the bodice so it looked like she was pregnant with a Muppet? I really hope that once inside, somebody yanked that train and cackled as that ho tumbled backwards. And I hope that someone was Basement "It Wasn't Me" Baby.
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she just looks so uncomfortable! the plastic smile, her body shoved into the dress...i know i couldn't handle it.
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the only statement beyonce makes in this dress is that she desperate to stay where she is and that she's ghetto as hell.
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Submitted by froggy04 on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:59am.
I am probably the person that likes Beyawnce the absolute very least in the entire galaxy, and even to me you guys sound like a bunch of bitter hater trolls. Jeesh. She made a statement with the dress....it's entertainment, get over it.
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Yes, she did make a statement. It was as follows:
"My fellow Americans, I have absolutely horrid taste in clothing, accessories, and style choices in general. While I am a bit surprised that this was not readily apparent to anyone who has seen the 'fashions' my mother creates, I was not raised to make any style choices not labelled tacky as all hell."
Seriously, every time I look at Bouncy in that get up, Victoria Beckham's immortal line from Spiceworld: The Movie pops in my head: "I know you said it was going to be tacky, but this is TACKY!"
Oh damn, if that purple shit were lime green she would have stolen the throw rug form my living room.
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good. now that we know how you feel, crawl back up her ass and die. good day.
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I am probably the person that likes Beyawnce the absolute very least in the entire galaxy, and even to me you guys sound like a bunch of bitter hater trolls. Jeesh. She made a statement with the dress....it's entertainment, get over it.
and i don't care what anyone says beyonce is both ghetto and low class.
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She is awful.
Lying fake ass bitch.
She was pregnant for 4 months and POOF a baby.
Yeah right......................
Disgusting thing she is.
Why is Solog there? What does she do?
Submitted by modelspiceboi on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 11:23pm.
... can we talk about the fact she is wearing haute couture and a fucking PONYTAIL? It's called a chignon, chick. Chignon, up-do, up-sweep, something elegant!...
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I think that made me pee a little, hahahahah "It's called a chignon chick!!" *inserts beotch* I was diverted by everything else Bey had going on, I didn't get to the missing chignon! LOL! ;D
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Beyonce looks like a dried up and used tampon.
And we already know, her breath smells like one too.
Aside from the fact the dress does her body no favors, can we talk about the fact she is wearing haute couture and a fucking PONYTAIL? It's called a chignon, chick. Chignon, up-do, up-sweep, something elegant! I know you and elegance (DListed or otherwise) are not acquainted, but that's why you have gays around you. You are going to a ball, not a baseball game. Even if the she could wear that gown well (and she didn't, it was wearing her) her hair would ruin it. Didn't Solange (or Cosmic Basement Baby... her name means Angel of the Sun in the fucked up Creole her mother thinks her family speaks... it should be Ange du sol or something like that) tell you what a mess you looked like as she ascended from the basement?
That's a fuckin' ugly dress.
That is all...
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AND YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A FAT SLAB OF ANGUS BEEF!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
and you love to say you're not ghetto? news flash beyonce: only ghetto hoodrat mothers go ANYWHERE wearing something like this. get it together.
and solange, i'm sad to say, looks nice.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Carol Burnets "Scarlet" made a better dress from the curtains. Even with the ROD still attached, it beats this shit!!
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he he my mistake but the curtain dress still looked better than what beyonce's got on.
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yeah she wore a dress that would again look better on j-lo selma hyec or someone else.
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YES!!! Her legs do look like ham hocks! Cover that mess up!
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Submitted by just passing through on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 10:18pm.
BEYONCE NEVER FAILS
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Remember the fk the last dumb ass time Bey gdamn AGAINNN wore the mermaid shit?? She had to be CARRIED up the steps of whatever bullshit awards shit that she wore the same style mess to. Fking fashion idiot.
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The dress, the Met Ball and Beyonce are all stupid.
by gucci on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 5:26pm.
scarlet ohara made a better dress using a pair of green curtains and lace
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"Mammy" made Scarlett's dress--give credit where it's due!
Though it *was* Scarlett's idea, granted.
Solange is looking like a knockout! Beyonce tries to damn hard, with that funky ass dress.
Solange's hair, that yellow, understated yet glam dress, WOW. I'm jelly of basement baby!!
BEYONCE NEVER FAILS TO LOOK LIKE A CHEAP ASS SLUTTY ASS, NASTY ASS WHORE. SOLANGE, NASTY ATTITUDE AND ALL, PUT HER TO SHAME. BEYONCE YOUR A MOTHER NOW DON'T YOU THINK ITS TIME YOU PRACTICE SOME SENSE OF DECORUM? DUMB QUESTION. OH; AND ON SOMEONE ELSE THIS DRESS WOULD LOOK FIERCE YOU KNOW, ON SOMEONE WITH REAL STYLE AND WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO WEAR CLOTHS? ON YOU IT LOOKS CHEAP: YOU CHEAPEN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR EVERYTHING YOU DO AND EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH. YOU LOOK STUPID. AND WITH ALL THAT SAID, GO COVER UP THOSE NASTY TREE TRUNK VARICOSE VEINS RIDDEN HAMHOCK FAT ASS LEGS WITH SOME JEANS OR STOCKINGS. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM!
NEW YORK IS SICK OF YOU,
SIGNED,
JUST PASSING THROUGH!
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Hey little Turt.....idk if you're still with us here, but obviously you saw earlier that you have a ton of ho's that love ya'! (Including me, don't ya' know).
This behavior toward you from your husband is the same as our other little friend, only yours isn't physical. (I *assume*, HAS he ever struck you Turt?). **The bruises and cuts from *this* type of abuse (and it IS abuse) are embedded deep inside its victim. And those wounds can never be seen, unless exposed by the one being hurt. Like you have today. You deserve so much more little Turt!
Please don't leave us wondering about you and your well being, and if you're sick and tired of this then do whatever you can to leave the situation.
Just remember you always have someone to talk to here!
**No abuse is right! Physical, emotional/verbal, financial, etc. They all leave their victims feeling worthless and hopeless. I am in no way trying to infer that one type of abuse is *greater* (?) than another. So, I'm definitely not trying to downplay what was brought to everyone's attention yesterday by another poster.
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Why does that guy holding her train have a dead muskrat on his head?
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She's in good shape but she is way too horse-bodied to wear that outfit.
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oh and i forgot to add: beyonce hon your body looks like a fat slab of angus beef!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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@the hot chick:
although I've traveled these united states and have heard the term used in every racial group, you've got a point *bowing*. but i suspect that some ten or 20 years from now the term will more and more not have anything to do with race but more to do with one's mentality and how one lives.
and i have to say it but beyonce is ghetto. and it has absolutely nothing to do with her being black. ok?
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Festus called. Miss Kitty wants her dress back.
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Someone must've told Beyonce that this is how all "new moms" dress...
Submitted by gucci on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 7:21pm.
and i really wish to god black people would stop getting offended when someone refers to beyonce or any other black person as ghetto simply because they are black; no one is offending them racewise in the 21 century the term is used to describe ANYONE with that mentality and who choose THAT way of living. it is now a universal term; leave it be.
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Except it isn't really a universal term if it is only used to reference African Americans, or is primarily used to reference them.
Also, it is considered a negative term specifically because of the modern association of that word ("ghetto") to low-income, urban African Americans, their culture, music, manner of dress, speech, etc.
Pretending this word isn't racialized is kind of ridiculous, much like your claim of offense, since I take it that you are not African American, and so the conversation about the word "ghetto" really has nothing to do with you.
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and you love to say you're not ghetto? news flash beyonce: only ghetto hoodrat mothers go ANYWHERE wearing something like this. get it together.
and solange, i'm sad to say, looks nice.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
and i really wish to god black people would stop getting offended when someone refers to beyonce or any other black person as ghetto simply because they are black; no one is offending them racewise in the 21 century the term is used to describe ANYONE with that mentality and who choose THAT way of living. it is now a universal term; leave it be.
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Solange is a perfect example of natural hair done right. So many black women with these permanent wigs and weaves, when you could grow out your hair and have THAT! Can't wait 'til mine is that long.
As for Beyonce, she's delusional, her stylists are *clearly* unable to tell her the truth. and if she knew what was good for her she'd take a few months off, because people are sick to death of her right now.
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and her wearing this dress is just further proof that "their aint no baby".
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scarlet ohara made a better dress using a pair of green curtains and lace. this dress here looks like it was made out of cheap lace and came from a freakin 19th century bordello bar. in addition to this beyonce's body sucks, she has no style, and of course she has no class and has absolutely horrible taste cloths. and finally, beyonce you're a damn mother now i think its about time you finally TONE IT DOWN!
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Beyonce didn't grow up "upper middle class". Once Destiny's Child got big she and her family started doing interviews where they claimed she had such an upbringing. What's closer to the truth: bey's family had a decent sized house and a jaguar when she was a child because her father AND mother worked full time (and racked up a lot of debt). Eventually he lost his job (and/or had an affair), the house was foreclosed on, and Mommy moved bey & basement baby into some shit-hole apartment for a few years. After Daddy reconciled with Mommy (and/or cleared the debts with bankruptcy), the Knowles' moved into a lower middle class neighborhood where they stayed until Destiny's Child took off. Daddy remained unemployed/working as the girls' manager (which was the same thing until the group made money).
Beyonce & company rest their entire "upper middle class" upbringing story on that one McMansion in TX that bey lived in for a few years in her early childhood until her father lost everything. The TX housing market is not that expensive. It was less expensive in the late 80's and early 90's. Also, during that time period, jobs were more plentiful, pay was higher, and the dollar was stronger (and so was purchasing power), so ultimately, that McMansion wasn't that impressive (also, it looks like a typical 2500 to 3000 sq ft suburban 2-story, and would only be considered "upper middle class" by someone who was poor).
Beyonce's "upper middle class" background bullshit really pisses me off because it strikes me as someone who is ashamed of being working class, or of having had debts or financial struggle trying to pretend like she was always rich. Then again, this bs started when 2 DC members sued beyonce and company for stealing money, so maybe the message of the story was: we were always rich, so we didn't have to steal. Thing is, rich people steal.
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1. The woman in black with "the look" (pic 6) is beyonce's publicist. Lol when your own pr lackey thinks you look a damn fool.
2. Beyonce looks a damn fool.
3. We now know one of the many reasons she faked a pregnancy- so she could show off her body like this. Stans and fans of curves will say "she looks great after baby!"; everyone else (who thinks she had a kid) will be inclined to give her a pass on her thunder-thighs because she (allegedly) had a kid. Whatever.
4. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the term "ghetto" because it seems to be a modern way of saying something derogatory about blacks without being called out (you rarely hear whites referred to as "ghetto" unless they are being criticized for embracing a hip-hop aesthetic).
What I will say about beyonce is that whatever her financial circumstances, she (and her family) are LOW CLASS.
a) Beyonce is uneducated
She never finished high-school; yes she was home-schooled, but there is no evidence that after she turned 18 and didn't have to receive an education that she ever bothered to finish. And she certainly never took an interest in going to college. I suspect that the reason she brags so much about being a "business woman" (ha!) and racking up fraudulent trophies (ha! ha!), is insecurity about being stupid.
b) Beyonce has poor diction and speaking habits
In an interview beyonce claimed her speaking manner was a typical southern accent, and I almost died laughing. Matthew McConaughey has a southern accent. Beyonce has a...I'll say urban accent. There are old clips of bey on youtube with a southern accent. I think she got rid of it an affected an urban accent to appeal to urban youth. Except now she's insecure about sounding...urban. She needs to get over herself.
c) Beyonce's family....
Her sister is an uneducated teen pregnancy statistic with a bad attitude, who had a shot-gun wedding. Her mother is a copyright infringing, no talent bedazzle-freak fashion hack, also with a bad attitude. Her husband is a former drug-dealer and possible murderer, who brags about his ugly past rather than trying to transcend it or give back to the communities his activities ravaged. And he has no respect for women. Her father is thief and a liar (stealing from Destiny's Child members and beyonce herself, although, I think beyonce and the rest of the family knew about the theft from the other girls and didn't care. They considered DC their group and the money their money, even though it wasn't). They all seem to live for self-aggrandizement and only take joy in taking things (like intellectual property or money) from others, and getting any and everything they don't deserve. And all these faults are magnified in beyonce. It's no surprise that beyonce turned out the way she did.
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at first I thought pic number 3 was showing us something sparkly danglin' from her cooch! *phew*
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BEYONCE NEVER FAILS TO LOOK LIKE A CHEAP ASS SLUTTY ASS, NASTY ASS WHORE. SOLANGE, NASTY ATTITUDE AND ALL, PUT HER TO SHAME. BEYONCE YOUR A MOTHER NOW DON'T YOU THINK ITS TIME YOU PRACTICE SOME SENSE OF DECORUM? DUMB QUESTION. OH; AND ON SOMEONE ELSE THIS DRESS WOULD LOOK FIERCE YOU KNOW, ON SOMEONE WITH REAL STYLE AND WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO WEAR CLOTHS? ON YOU IT LOOKS CHEAP: YOU CHEAPEN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR EVERYTHING YOU DO AND EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH. YOU LOOK STUPID. AND WITH ALL THAT SAID, GO COVER UP THOSE NASTY TREE TRUNK VARICOSE VEINS RIDDEN HAMHOCK FAT ASS LEGS WITH SOME JEANS OR SOME STOCKINGS. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM!
NEW YORK IS SICK OF YOU,
SIGNED,
JUST PASSING THROUGH!
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
LOL, high fives to all the dlisters putting the smackdown on mr douchebag aka Jim Weidman. the guy is so pathetic and full of shit even John Travolta wouldnt hit it!
Solangee gets an A grade. Looks great. Bayonce, almost got it. Too much muppet though.
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Joan Rivers is going to queef rainbow skittles over this
Submitted by Jim Weidman on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 2:20pm.
Well, Luna Tick, chicks dig assholes. I've perfected asshole game because of that very fact. Only fat, ugly, old women deny that truth.
Check out my blog and learn something. Nice guys finish last.
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Awww, somebody call the WAH-WAH-Wambulance. Sounds as if someone's been 'friendzoned' too often.
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Submitted by GrecoSuave on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 11:52am.
Question for you ladies (and I use that term very loosely here). How in hell can you possibly go potty wearing a "gown" like this one worn by Beyahtzee? Me no comprende.
Thank God I have a penis.
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Please, neither of those narcissistic fools is eating or drinking anything weeks prior to such an event. Do you really think that they would use toilets neither of them can force the organizer of that event to customize according to either of those idiots' specific tastes, say only golden walls with a mirrored floor and with La Mer creme soaked toilet paper etc. etc. Or did you ever see an assistant stand in the background carrying a toilet seat?
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Submitted by GrecoSuave on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 11:52am.
Question for you ladies (and I use that term very loosely here). How in hell can you possibly go potty wearing a "gown" like this one worn by Beyahtzee? Me no comprende.
that's what her ghey manservant in thumb 8 is for. someone has to hold the dress up when she squats; someone else probably has to stand in front to help support her when she wipes. wtf am i saying --she has a third person in the stall with her to wipe. [#i once assisted a bride en toilette]
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 1:11pm.
yes and yes. but that's nothing new for that commenter
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 2:45pm.
i've got enough crap going on in my own life. i come here to escape not read about other people's crap. this is not the place for REAL LIFE problems.
i am sympathetic and wish all of you well with whatever you are going through. but i agree with skinny fat. and, Jim Weidman, you really did not have to tell us that you're an asshole. everything you write screams it.
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