"I Worked On Desperate Housewives For 8 Years And All I Got Was This Cheap Ass Luggage!"
Sometimes when a long-running show ends, the regular cast members, whose checkin accounts are overflowing with the millions they made from that shit, buys the crew a fancy goodbye gift that says, "We'll never see each other again, but think of me when you wash your ass on this solid gold bidet." The cast of Friends bought their crew PT Kwooooozers and the cast of Dynasty bought their crew a gift basket full of diamonds, champagne, bubble bath and shoulder pads (I made that last one up). So on the last day of filming for Desperate Housewives, the crew put on their Christmas morning smiles and were all ready to collect some good shit. But the Price is Right losing horn played in all of their heads when Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross and Vanessa Williams brought out some cheap ass luggage. That shit wasn't even Tumi! Hell, it might not have even been Samsonite. The crew members thought there would be a ticket to Tahiti inside or maybe Teri Snatcher was hiding inside (since she wasn't on the card) and would pop out holding the keys to their new Priiiiiiuuuuuus. But nope. That didn't happen.
A source tells Radar that some of the crew thought the luggage was a joke, but all of them still thought it was better than what Teri Snatcher got them which was a fart full of nothing. The scorned source put it like this:
“She hasn’t given a single gift! She’s too busy stripping her trailer of everything but the kitchen sink! She’s hired people to take out her TV, her couch and practically anything else that isn’t nailed down. They should all be embarrassed. It’s just not right.”
In short: Those bitches are cheap, four out of five of them hate Teri Snatcher and I'm sure there's an overstock of luggage from the DH cast on eBay right now. What do we expect, though? Marc Cherry was the queen cunt diva bitch of that set and he taught his gorls well.
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@Nanners-Must be a lawyer thing to treat your employees like shit.
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Yeah...thanks for standing up for me. I did not write that comment to appear that way at all. The lawyers that worked for him were not Jewish and they were cheap and a lot lot meaner in some ways. Especially some of the women. I only mentioned the Jewish thing to explain why he didn't want to celebrate Christmas. Or so he said that was the reason we had to work until late on Christmas eve, couldn't have a holiday party, put up decorations, and most importantly would not get a bonus. His wife was not Jewish and they did celebrate Christmas elaborately, but at the office it was a big taboo. Couldn't put up Christmas cards the firm had received, even if they just said Happy Holidays.
I have a few friends on the crew, lol..I will have to check this out! For the record, the FRIENDS cast and producers gave the crew not cars (one of my favorite rumors, btw...it spread like crazy!) but $1000 for each year that you worked on the show (one friend had been there 9 years...SCORE!) being a crew member myself, I have a plethora of T-shirts, sweatshirts, windbreakers, beer glasses, coffee mugs, etc with misc show names on them.
I agree about Marcia Cross, she's really freaking cool. Totally loved working with her :)
Seriously.... Where it reads "gratitude" read "genitalia"... What's wrong with me!
I work on the TV show House and we got iPads, gift cards, CDs, and "end of an era" memorabilia. Our cast definitely takes care of the people who make it all happen for them. It's really disappointing to know that theyre crews aren't being taken care of. It's embarasssinggg. It's not about the amount of gifts or the price of them.. It's about showing appreciation for the people who work SO hard day in and day out.
I work on the TV show House and we got iPads, gift cards, CDs, and "end of an era" memorabilia. Our cast definitely takes care of the people who make it all happen for them. It's really disappointing to know that theyre crews aren't being taken care of. It's embarasssinggg. It's not about the amount of gifts or the price of them.. It's about showing appreciation for the people who work SO hard day in and day out.
Sounds like everyone on this show is a little bitch. Glad they shut it down.
I think this is Teri's fault. Marcia, Eva and Felicty probably suggest the main 4 hos who were all there for 8 years get the crew a gift, but Scary Hatcher said no so ever the naked Miss America of class Vanessa Williams agreed to take her place, but she has only been there 2 years so they downgraded that shit.
Also keep in mind we don't know how many people they bought this for, some shows have a production crew of 50. Also production crews have huge turn over season to season, so it isn't likely many of them worked together for 8 years. If you're the 3rd A.D. you leave at the end of the year for a show saying you can be 2nd A.D., if everybody stays for 8 years nobody gets promoted.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 3:54am.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 3:39am.
I worked for one of the richest men in the US. He was a cheap ass mother fucker.(he was jewish).
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'Nuff said.
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More than enough. The editing to make that implication is offensive and ignorant.
sell that shit on ebay & get the cash.
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DH was a big show and apparently it's customary to give a nice gift to the crew when shit wraps up so I can see why they're pissed.
Like the time my lawyer boss regifted me a cheap-ass bath and body set for christmas... Really bitch?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I always liked Teri Hatcher and thought she was also an exceptional mother. I would really like to know why they didn't like her. They didn't like Nicolette either but I can understand that one. I can happily say I've never once watched this show.
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So rude to complain about a gift and then make it public. You don't like the luggage then give it away or sell it. Sounds like the crew has been spoiled in the past and they feel entitled to expensive gifts.
Cheap asses are awful but I hate entitled people even more
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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 3:39am.
I worked for one of the richest men in the US. He was a cheap ass mother fucker.(he was jewish).
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'Nuff said.
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:19pm.
"In Terri's defense, she KNOWS that she ain't got shit lined up and remembers what life was like after Lois and Clark ended, so she's taking her shit and getting the fuck out."
All I have to say is the comment above made me laugh so hard, and it made my day. Thank you elmo533!
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I worked for one of the richest men in the US. He was a cheap ass mother fucker. Cheap in what he paid people, cheap in how he treated you, cheap in how he viewed you. Constantly made statements about how replaceable everyone was. Contributions to the 401k were .001 percent or something so ridiculous it was insulting. The cute office assistant who was 19 would get raises when she cried about her boyfriend being mean to her. She was also the only one who got Christmas presents...a gift certificate to the local sex store (seriously...not even like Victoria Secret but the place in town that sells vibrators). No office christmas party (he was jewish). Made us work until 6 oclock on Christmas Eve even though the place was totally dead and called to make sure we hadn't left. Made a HUGE deal about not celebrating Christmas, but then celebrated with his family. Wish I could say it was just him, but the lawyers that worked with him were just as cheap and mean. There was one nice guy who took us out to lunch one day. They called him into the office when he returned and yelled at him for being generous to us.
All the while supporting the democratic party, President Obama and his "american people" campaign-and Obama rewarded him for being a fundraiser....oh the stories I could tell. Lol. :)
I just want to say that I have no relation to Teri Snatcher.
Team Nicolette.
not very classy to complain about a gift
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Snowblood, ITA with your post!
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OnT: A gift is a gift but after 8 years of working so closely maybe it's customary to give people something, I don't know!
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And like Sweetas, she has a great name!! :D
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Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:03am.
...(I'll remember, too, when the time comes. I'm like that. Especially since I love your presence on Dlisted; I've always liked you, you sweet lil' Twat! *kisses* )
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And like Sweetas, she has a great name!! :D
Twat twat twat hahaha
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Complaining about gifts never really sits right with me. Millions of Americans are getting laid off (I say this as several of my co-workers were let go today) and getting nothing but a pink slip but you're pissed off that someone took the time to buy you luggage.....
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:13pm.
Snowblood -- interesting stories to hear from an insider. I have a huge crush on Steve Carell, he's like my dorky crush, but I do bet he's sweet as pie; tell him hey from Chicago!
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(I'll remember, too, when the time comes. I'm like that. Especially since I love your presence on Dlisted; I've always liked you, you sweet lil' Twat! *kisses* )
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:31pm.
Normally I would agree with you, but this cast had to work with the Desperate Housewives bitches. They deserve life-sized gold-plated statues of themselves for that.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:56pm.
Didn't Teri Hatcher used to be beautiful? Like back on the Lois & Clark days? aging is a bitch. :(
It's been said that Teri went in for a complete facial plastic surgery overhaul after her last big role as a Bond girl in "Tomorrow Never Dies" (after L & C ended). She had unexpectedly gotten pregnant in 97 and was frustrated it affected her career prospects. The problem was, she was only in her early 30s. It was a case of too much/too soon and her face quickly developed its current Joker-like elasticity as a result.
In Terri's defense, she KNOWS that she ain't got shit lined up and remembers what life was like after Lois and Clark ended, so she's taking her shit and getting the fuck out.
That said, LUGGAGE? Really? That's the type of shit your parent get you when you graduate from high school, and they do it so you can pack yo shit and get out. Totally lame and low class.
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Snowblood -- interesting stories to hear from an insider. I have a huge crush on Steve Carell, he's like my dorky crush, but I do bet he's sweet as pie; tell him hey from Chicago!
I read that it's "Soren carry-on luggage", not exactly high-priced. It's also being written that the girls did this without Teri's knowledge, purposefully shutting her out to make her appear even more cunty. They all hate her so.
Thank goodness that this fucking show is going off the air. I've never hated a show more in my life, and I've hated many shows in my day (and still do). Marc Cherry is a gay Repugnicunt who helped bring about the demise of The Golden Girls. He joined the show as a writer in the fifth season and by the time the show ended, he had become one of its producers. I can't even watch the show's final two seasons (where he really worked his "magic") without wincing at least once. Desperate Housewhores was basically right-wing Christian propaganda, and it also inspired Andy fucking Cohen to create the Fake Housewhores franchise.
You know who made an impression on me as a principal actor on that show, believe it or not? Tiny, pure-white, fragile-ass-looking Marcia Cross. She was down-to-earth & kind; not a bad bone in her whole featherlight tinybones almost-translucent body.
I mean, she "looks," physically, like the sort of woman who might be cuntish & snobby IRL, but that couldn't have been farther from the truth. Marcia Cross was hella sweet, normal & unpretentious.
That's pretty cold of Teri not to put her name on there and yet Vanessa is there. Wow, whadacunt.
like/will miss the show, but not the backstage drama, what cheapskates ;P
8 years? pfffft it was time
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:56pm.
Lovers Keep On -- wow, I just knew Steve Carell had to be a nice guy. I've never heard a bad thing about him.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:50pm.
My friends Dad is a pool guy for a bunch of rich and famous people. Steve Carrell is one of them. Every year he gives something along the lines of new apple laptops, iPads, or iPods.
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AWWww!! I believe this absofuckinglutely - Steve Carell strikes me as a really awesome person, & I'm a huge fan anyway. Can't wait to meet him one of these days.
This story took me back to when I worked on the Desperate Housewives set for a few episodes, like 4-5 years ago, when I was doing random work for Central Casting & getting paid to use my car(s)as background props for pay.(My boyfriend had a boutique Benz dealership back then, so, lotta cars.)
They prettymuch pay you fuck-all if you're non-SAG/non-union, like I was, plus most of the time you're almost literally invisible to them as background talent, so if you're smart, you get what you can when you can- and these studios can ABSOLUTELY afford it, times eleventy-fuckin-thousand, so to hell with 'em.
I have some beautiful books which I quietly, indefinitely "borrowed" off those fantastic sets. Ironically, my favourite booksteal from the Desperate Housewives days is a lovely old hardcover copy of JFK's "A Question of Character."
A question of character indeed, lol! Ah, they didn't give a fuck. Those studios literally have cash to BURN.
Didn't Teri Hatcher used to be beautiful? Like back on the Lois & Clark days? aging is a bitch. :(
Lovers Keep On -- wow, I just knew Steve Carell had to be a nice guy. I've never heard a bad thing about him.
How could someone so friendly and self-deprecating in interviews like Teri Hatcher be a bitch in real life? But I guess it's true in this case.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
My friends Dad is a pool guy for a bunch of rich and famous people. Steve Carrell is one of them. Every year he gives something along the lines of new apple laptops, iPads, or iPods.
A target gift card is the way to go.
So I guess the rumors of the cast hating Teri are true. Now that they are out of the show, I expect a lot of juicy interviews.