Wednesday, May 9th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm Giving Advice To Teen Girls
If one of your fantasies is for Jon Hamm to pretend to be your high school guidance counselor, then this video is for you and I won't judge you for wanting to put on your school girl uniform before pressing play. Kinky bitch.
Jon Hamm slipped into Ask A Grown Man chair for Rookie, and answered a bunch of questions from teen girls. What I learned from this is that Jon endorses farts (Jon Hamm 4 Farts 2012) and that he's hot even when he looks like he just got out of a sweat lodge after smoking weed mixed with peyote for the past 4 days.
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I don't know what women see in him. He has serial date rapist face and looks like a raging alcoholic/coke fiend.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
If there is a heaven then Jon Hamm WILL sit on our face!!!!!!!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:14am.
Oh my japanese schoolgirl sailormoon outfits come with the complete package, i gots pony tails, braids, bangs, jane bob, alls he gotta do is ask meh.
i'll even use the moon prism powers to transform if thats what he wants. plus i can bring my pussy Luna to the party if he wants.
Bonjour Mee-kee!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
One word... Coke... Looks like he was on a good one from the night before. Wow
Within, Owl, LaChaylo, alles kits meiden? (meaning 'how are you girls doing?')
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Well, I'm outtie, all. Take care 'til next time!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:02am.
ohhh lord, Jon Hamm.... now where can i buy a school girl sailormoon japanese outfit and go hang outside his house and ask for advice, and then tear his clothes off and just mount him.
seriously Jon Hamm makes me horny.
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Loopy, I don't see Jon as a receiver, he's a giver! Like your "school girl sailormoon japanese outfit" *whistles* but does it have braids? Hehe
Sal,*high-fives ya* HAHAHAHA I want to hug Anna now!
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Holy shit, please let this be true
http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/kim-kardashian-banned-met-gala-vogu...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
ohhh lord, Jon Hamm.... now where can i buy a school girl sailormoon japanese outfit and go hang outside his house and ask for advice, and then tear his clothes off and just mount him.
seriously Jon Hamm makes me horny.
Wowl, I knew you wouldn't disappoint. Don't mind if I do. *even though I ate too much already* Thank you!!!
LaChaylo, if you are still here, *whispers hope this job is much better than the last!* unless you're AT WORK hahah in that case WORK IS GREAT, RIGHT?! ;)
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 5:44pm.
@mefunigirl, did you read the latest book in the Cave Bear series? I hear it's not that great. I kindle'd it but I have yet to read it. The first few were a knockout, though!
no, I haven't! time for reading is scarce for me lately...but yet I joined two book clubs and my daughter is now an avid reader always throwing books at me when shes done with them. I need more hours in a day!
also, my friend got me addicted to korean dramas, so I netflix all night.
don't judge me!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Hola Chaylo! Thanks for the alka seltzer!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
*edit* *covers mouf*
Excuse meee!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
I hope you're in the mood for some Japanese.
Help yourselves! XD
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Tried to watch this and couldn't concentrate. Damn meds.
NDN! Congrats!! And I forgive your Laker love because you're bad ass otherwise.
Wowlie!! Hola! *hands Wowlie alka seltzer*
Congrats NDNchief, Wowl sometimes brings cake and beer late at night, maybe she'll give you some! She has the goods around here!
Kittymuffin, he was cute hahaha and so hot the way he stutters on some parts! I like when he says "I'm 41 you don't have to listen to me, but it's probably in your best interest" sounds like a big bro! Did I just say that? SCRATCH THAT, not a bro. ♥
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WinterOwl, was that *edit* a burp, perhaps?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
NDN Congrats!
Deb, I just ate a frozen burrito! : )
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Winter Owl - Eat sumpin'!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm not quite sure why, but I did enjoy that. Making out is super fun, hahaha that was a cute line.
Congrats, NDN Chief!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL beb, his frank-n-beans! *ugh visual alert* You mean Mark "Say hi to your mother for me" Wahlberg and his funky bunch wienerbeans had a gritty childhood? Get out of here!
Yeah, $23 is not so much then! Hope the car's reinforced! hahaha ;p
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Super cute. Sounds and looks like he's been on a bender which, in my eyes, looks good on him. GRRRRR....
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Today is my Dlist Birthday ! ! ! ! !
I hit the 52 week mark today. Hard to believe I've officially spent a whole year with you sluts. I LOVE ALL MY DLIST HORZ ! ! !
Kitty Muffin, I think John Hamm was kidding about girls not farting. : )
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
UBF, Deb, IF: I'm good. But hongray!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:51pm.
Yeah, I can't bike it unless I want to endure the sketchier parts of Dorchester (which I am sure Marky Mark and his franks-n-beans didn't live). No pains up the leg, but the foot had pins and needles this afternoon.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@ WR
Yeah, the Swiss aren't big filmmakers. I had trouble even finding some travel videos on the region my Granddad was from.
I haven't seen the film, Barcelona. However, I did watch the BBC's three-part series on "Meet the Romans with Mary Beard" It was fantastic. I've been to Italy before but will be going into some of the smaller Etruscan villages this time. I wish I had some command of the Greek and Latin language so I could read all those fabulous tombstones.
beb, it's hard to stay off it, isn't it? I get impatient as well when I'm injured. But that's worse, and if you don't stay off it, you'll be forced to drive anyway! Yeah they get you with parking... ;( Too bad you can't bike it. Do you get the pains up the back of the leg, ooh those are nasty. My bud had those and he said it felt like electricity going up your leg. If you don't have that, then you're good...
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ok watched it again..dude is a total asshole girls do fart..effing creep
I dont get it..but his eyebrows where entertaining
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:34pm.
Beb, bwaahahhahahaha gimp whisperer - Clump clump flop flop flop clump... (the doggies are like, WTH are they doing in there?... Dunno!)
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I prefer to travel for my services... ;-)
Seriously, I'm icing it right now. May need to drive in tomorrow, but hate to pay for the garage closest to my work ($23).
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Beb, bwaahahhahahaha gimp whisperer - Clump clump flop flop flop clump... (the doggies are like, WTH are they doing in there?... Dunno!)
Deb, cosmos are nice. I was thinking a pitcher of Sangria if LaChaylo has a little party but that doesn't sound near as classy! ☺
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Did not watch the video so I am talking out of my hat but whoever this ass clown is he has too much free time on her hands.
Hi Owl!
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What's up, WinterOwl?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey Wowl, how are ya, girl?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hiya people!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:04pm.
Oh and Whamo, just remember that those hooker bitches only want your money!
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Ya I'm well aware their mission is to get your money. As I mentioned if it weren't a bday thing and the boys paying for it I wouldn't do it at all, as I mentioned before it goes against my whole "love of the chase" philosophy and believe it or not I can be a little shy for such overt in your face stuff like that:)
Whamo, when you put it like that, OK I feel bad for you boys then. *no I don't* because you have tons of fun, don't lie! ;p
Salma, I was trying to find some names of movies filmed in Zurich and couldn't find very many! But have you seen Barcelona? It's a talky film about expats in the city. LOL at Chris Eigeman's explanation of estadunidenses!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:13pm.
Shucks. I say Cosmos for all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:00pm.
Beb, should be good for sexy-times to have that on your foot, right! *eyebrow wiggles* come on, have to be creative! hahaha
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Yes, I am the Gimp Whisperer. Providing relief for the incapacitated 24/7/365.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:00pm.
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Oh Deb, so sweet. OMG the things you say... ;p
LaChaylo, you are going to have to change that working girl outfit! Now you are a bachelorette! Need some new big girl panties... Not a bartender, so at a loss of what you should drink to cheer up! Something fruity and pink? Maybe check back in that Shemar thread, he was drinking something like that! Or you could go for Sex on the Beach lloololloll
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Reason....Hey don't laugh, you can die from blue balls!!!:)
I like watching peelers but I find lap dances a bit akward actually, I mean all you can do is just sit there. Lol!
Nella....it sounds like a wonderful time with the family! I'm jealous!!
@ Irish. Thanks for the helpful tips.
I'm more or less concerned about my elderly father who is dealing with mild dementia. I'll be keeping an eagle-eye on him because he'd make such an easy target for a mugger.
Other than that, I'm just going to have a good time and soak up the sights and the sounds. Feel very fortunate to have this time away.
Oh and Whamo, just remember that those hooker bitches only want your money!
"What Would Irish Fury Do"- with a WWIFD in a fish shape - will be your mantra of the evening.
Don't make me come over that bridge, boy!
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Dark-sided!