Friday, May 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 10th!
"Alien VS Sexual Predator" -TexnDoc
Runners-up:
Arnold greets his second love child, the one he had with Whoopi Goldberg. - Glen
Arnie finally meets one of the steroids that he built his career on. - tojo
John Travolta gives Arnie a thank you shake for giving him some good advice on how to do things on the down low without getting noticed. - Coffy73
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This is one of very few Caption winners that has made me burst out laughing.
Congrats wienners - funny stuff!!!
hahahaha. Great captions. congrats
HAHAHAAAA! Yay! Texndoc! good stuff winners!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
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Funny stuff! Congrats, all.
Nice work Hookers!
LOL TD!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"Alien VS Sexual Predator" -TexnDoc
This definitely deserved the win. lmao
Great captions! Congrats winners! :)
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Awesome caption, TexnDoc.
Good job winners!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Love these!!! Congrats everyone!! Esp. TexnDoc - GENIUS!
LOL TD, that was awesome!!!
congrats to everyone!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL ... you guys are almost as funny as MK!
Congrats all! Hahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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OMG texndoc, that was amazing
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Congrats Doc! Loved that one when I saw it.
Khloe Kardashian FINALLY meets her biological father.
"Congratulations, Ms. Jones. The housekeeping position is yours."
Trace Cyrus's new look is so good, that Ahnold wants to f*ck him.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Kimora Lee Simmons sans fards proved to be the only woman Ahnold didn't molest.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Ahnold's new surgeon is so good he's only a little bit more waxy than Miss Naomi Cambell's shrunken head.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Arnold was thrilled to meet his idol, Dick Cheney, after his recent heart transplant.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Nice to see Whoopi is trading up.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
When Arnie met Romney.
ARNOLD&MILDRED BAENA for the first time together in front of paparazzi...
"It is good to see you, Maria. We are both still rich but now I do not need to wake up to you in the mornings."
Arnold finally meets another illegitimate offspring from a hookup 20 years ago with a chupacabra.
It's been over 20 years since that movie came out, and still the nervous laughter and scared look in his eyes. Don't blame Arnie, Grace Jones has that effect on everybody.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Just take the skull as a symbol of peace and don't ask him about the missing body; it's probably buried in the same place where the hatchet is. Idioms just don't go over well with Predators.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
"I'd kill you and steal your spine but as a politician, you don't have one."
Predator: "Now who's the ugly motherfucker?"
Arnold shakes the hand of the only predator that didn't want part of Michael Jackson's estate.
Arnold: It iz good to see you, Maria. We are bos still rich, but now I do not need to see you in the morning.
President of the association, Mr Arnold Schwarznegger, welcomes the newest member to the Lemon party club.
As a peace offering,I've brought you something to put your penis in...
Hey buddy! Long time no impregnate!
Why you gotta be bringing up old shit?
See, I told you "I'll be back".
Apparently, Arnold also has a Voodoo Chile that we were previously unaware of.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
John Travolta gives Arnie a thank you shake for giving him some good advice on how to do things on the down low without getting noticed.
John Travolta goes undercover to visit another massage parlor.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
It turns out that Predator is also Arnold's love child and they reconciled after all these years. It's nice to see Arnold acknowledge his very first love-child.