Don't Eff With Halle Scary
The paparazzi got struck with the fear of Berry yesterday when she nearly raged her weave off and showed them how she greets Gabriel Aubry when he comes over to pick up their daughter. Like a mama bear defending her cub or me defending the last cheddar biscuit in the basket at Red Lobster, Halle Berry verbally punched every paparazzo parked outside of her kid's school. A source close to Halle Berry who I'm sure isn't Halle Berry's publicist told E! News that the paps are always smearing themselves around Nahla's school and bitch had enough.
"It is inappropriate for these people to stalk a child's school everyday. They pushed too far [today]. Halle felt that her daughter was being threatened. Having words with someone who is stalking your family is not out of line."
As far as I know, the paps didn't get any shots of Nahla or any other kid leaving the school and this gave me an idea. The paps probably didn't take any pictures of Nahla, because they were too focused on documenting the crazy show Halle was giving them. That's why the schools where kids of celebrities go should hire a full-time crazy bitch to stand out in front and "shot block" the paps by going nuts. Schools have Crossing Guards, so they should have Don't Cross Me Guards too. The Don't Cross Me Guard will flip off the paps, scream at them, spit on their windshields and crack their lenses by flashing their half-shaven guts (in my defense, shaving your gut in the shower is hard work and I get bored after a while).
That sounds like my DREAM job, because I can't wait to officially enter the IDGAF phase of life. When I'm old, I'm just going to spend my days yelling at everyone and everything. When you reach a certain age, there's a good chance that everybody and everything in life has pissed you off at one point and you kept your mouth shut to be polite. But when you're old, you don't have to be polite anymore and you can tell a trick how you really feel. Yell at that leaf for being a leaf. Yell at the wind for being the wind. Yell at the rain for messing up your day by being the rain. Yell at everything!
So where do I submit my application for the Don't Cross Me Guard job? But you know, before I take the position, I should probably train with Julia Roberts for a couple days.
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I dislike Scary Berry, always have. She's a great pretender of grace and pulchritude.
Submitted by Jim Weidman on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:03pm.
Shit. You must be fucking HUGE. Most women, even the fat fucks can score some dick.
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You can't.
If Halle Berry were twice as smart and half as ugly she would realise it's best for her child to get out of LA.
Why does she live there anyway? It's not as though she works. Go live in fucking Montana with your $millions$ for Gods sake bitch and stop whinging.
Oh Karen, I iz done, girl! In fact, I took it down, I just don't care enough!
Bjork, by that bowl comment, I just KNOW you mean oatmeal right?!
I was never really a toker and haven't smoked pot in maybe 15/16 years, it made me paranoid, not relaxed!
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Irish fury, I am disappointed in you. You know better than to feed the troll . One of the last troll tricks is to attack family members, a posters kid or disability , status, or if all else fails talk about mutilating and torturing animals kids etc . Or child molestation talk . I rarely say anything to criticize an old school dlister whose posts I've enjoyed but remember, you lose the second you engage a troll. Watch how fast they will post when acknowledged . Being called a troll or called out as a troll, then, No matter what, completely ignoring them is how to do it. Now, dont be offended by my comments. I was trollled once today , called it out, no more avknowledgement. EVER!!!
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Gabriel probably called every paps to be there, cause he knew mama bear would fly off the handle.
why are they stalking nahla's school? she's an ugly fucking kid and her mom halle berry. gross.
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I'm awaiting Jim to tell me I'm -2 on the ten scale.
karen, I hate my blackberry keyboard. My sister is a whiz at it but I just can't do the tineh keys.
Submitted by karen on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 9:04pm.
I kinda like d lusters though. Hahaha :) This thread was pure comedy.
EC - you know I love you and I am totally on your side....but the overheated oven comment had me laughing. Cuuuuukoooo.
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Stupid tiny iPhone keys. Dlisters not lusters
karen, so I'm falling in the trap? I was all set to post my real picture. Bad idea? *sigh*
Karen is right.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. BurroughsThanks dear... See hiow quick troll redonda ? Feed him and you've lost. Watch me ignore this troll. THE ULTIMATE DIss. Love yall old school dlistes. Wish I could come hang our more. Keep talking amongst yourselves ignoring troll and they might kill themselves. !!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. BurroughsThanks dear... See hiow quick troll redonda ? Feed him and you've lost. Watch me ignore this troll. THE ULTIMATE DIss. Love yall old school dlistes. Wish I could come hang our more. Keep talking amongst yourselves ignoring troll and they might kill themselves. !!
Jim, uh...breaking news... YOU ARE GAY.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Veteran d lusters I'm apalled. Dont feed trolls! They live for that shit. The lowest form of life, trying to start fights and controversy and generate excitement in their miserable lives. Good trolls like to attack posters personally because tests what works . Post an innocent non offensive comment and they will try......that's how they justify their existence and feel "important". The most horrible thing to do is call a troll out and don't defend yourself, yourpodt, anything . They are persistent and will insult you. Yourfamily, anything ....Don't feesd the trolls, I'm directing this at dlisters who know better....you know who you are!
Submitted by Jim Weidman on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:52pm.
I have a micro penis.... Having a super tiny dick sucks.
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Hi Enrique! How's Anna?
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I have a micro penis. I make up for my inadequates by hating on women.
I really don't hate you all. I'm intimidated by you all because I can't even score a single woman. I'd be proud to bang one of you hot mamas but no girl will even give me a second look.
That's why I write my blog in my mother's basement as an outlet for my sexual frustration.
I will go back to looking at upskirt cam shots and shooting my load into my gym socks. God. Having a super tiny dick sucks.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:46pm.
Stop begging Jim...thought you had game?
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Yeah, it's called Candyland. AKA Candyass.
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Gardening Girl, I hesitate to say this for fear he will post his link again but, WTF? That blog is just sad.
Stop begging Jim...thought you had game?
Fat Lady has a following. pathetic
visit my blog:
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Dog, I'm fat, short and hideous. Be nice to the ugly fat lady.
What ever Jim.
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Submitted by Fat Lady on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:38pm.
I was being sarcastic, Angela. Stop it. You're not fooling anyone.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:25pm.
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Perfection! ;p
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Yes, dog. I can take a picture with me holding a bit of paper and my username hand written on it if that would help. I'd love to be accused of being a hot blond, but, I ain't one. Not even close.
Not banned.
Visit my blog. Learn how to game women.
Chicks dig assholes.
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Submitted by Fat Lady on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:25pm.
Dog, if I show a real picture of me with my username will that suffice to prove I'm not this "Angela" person?
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Really?
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Boo hoo boo hooo...
Visit my blog! I need to feel superior to people I dont even know! Come one somebody!!!
I `d rather fuck myself with a rusty baseball bat than visit one of Angela`s virus infected links. FYVM.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:23pm.
The rape fantasies of a pimply 13 year old? Pass.
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Visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog.
Visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog, visit my blog.
I've never claimed to be pretty or tall or blonde for that matter. Hello? Fat Lady? Jim, why aren't you banned? I've seen your link enough already.
Dog, if I show a real picture of me with my username will that suffice to prove I'm not this "Angela" person? Because I'm really tired of this meme.
Please please visit my sad pathetic blog! The only way to attract any hits it to annoy posters on other blogs. Please someone look! I worked so hard....
Submitted by Jim Weidman on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:22pm.
Visit my blog.
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Ask nicely. And take that hat off, junior, this isn't a ball field.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Jim Weidman on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:08pm.
No. None of you hags are adults. You are all hopeless and pathetic and you hang around a gossip blog to put down people who are ten million times more talented and hot than you are.
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Yet here you are. You're no better and shamelessly flogging your site is pathetic.
So what does that make you?
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Jealous?
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Submitted by Jim Weidman on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:08pm.
No. None of you hags are adults. You are all hopeless and pathetic and you hang around a gossip blog to put down people who are ten million times more talented and hot than you are.
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Yet here you are. You're no better and shamelessly flogging your site is pathetic.
So what does that make you?
RandéS, now you're talking. ITA! ;D
OnT: Have to say Halle's hair looks awesome here! That bitch is always looks good! Same with Solange at the Met! Too bad this was a bad day ~press-wise~ for Halle but she's probably not even thinking about this right now! Hahaha ;P
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Submitted by Fat Lady on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:11pm.
Sorry, Dog. You lost me AGAIN.
I'm 5 foot, chunky brunette, short hair. In other words, definitely not JIM's type.
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Angela, I see your memory is as full of holes as ever. Check your spreadsheet. You can no longer keep your alts straight without a computer.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 7:40pm.
*trying to think of an upside* MK gets more hits!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Jim Weidman on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:08pm.
...hopeless and pathetic and you hang around a gossip blog to put down people who are ten million times more talented and hot than you are.
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Very accurate self portrait, Jim/Bernard. Bravo.
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How are you this fine evening?
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