WARNING: Extreme Natural Romance And Elegance Ahead
Not since the Empress of Lucite's sex tape have I felt the soft sensation of angels blowing lucite dust into my eyes.....
Shauna Sand, the most beautiful woman in every universe and beyond, climbed to the upper echelon of demureness in St. Barts a few days ago by making sweet, passionate, natural, Skinemax-like love with her piece in front of the paps. That amateur trick Courtney Stodden better not get any ideas and she better slide under the rock from which she came from while our modern day Aphrodite takes the staged photo-op to the next level. Egotastic has the whole set and you might want to hold onto something steady and grab your smelling salts before you step in. There aren't any exquisite lucite heels, but there is a pair of b-hole hugging jorts. Click your way to romance.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:31am.
Hekki - I like that a veteran porn watcher is here to confirm my suspicions! And oh my god you're right, those ARE printed lycra panties. That IS so much worse and explains why they're so tight and short. Imagine what they looked like from the front?!
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From the looks of that "fake BJ", not much going on up front. How embarassing.......
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
The most shocking thing in here is the American Giggilo denim shorts on the guy.
Did she actually do this more than once? Because is some shots she's got on a white bikini and in others she't got on a blue one.
How convenient that there are no face pics of the dude....and THAT SUCKS cuz he looks HOT!
terribly unsexy....she has fallen far, meanwhile her ex is married to a 24 year old and she is desperately trying to be sexy by humping more eurotrash...she is pathetic and plastic...God Bless her kids...damn, I hope they end up normal.
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26am.
Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:39am.
Arrgh!! You had to mention public hobo sex!
I have to share my story about that.
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Oh my JTROS, when I saw the hobo sex it was near a 99 cent store. It was newly opened and one of the first ones I had seen back in the day,not far from the parking lot I saw a man and woman who were clearly transients. They were near a bush having sex with their belongings not far from them.
Oh, why can't my mom be more like Shauna? Her kids must be so proud!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The only things I've seen fucking on a Caribbean beach in broad daylight were stray dogs. That was sexier than this!!
I love how the link for the pics claims she "got caught" having sex on the beach. Looks like she was out in the open, putting on a show.
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Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...you're so vain...
JTROS -- OMG, in all my years of working in the Loop, I'd never seen oral sex between hobos -- that is so gross!!! I've seen plenty of shit, but never that!
*handing JTROS Silkwood scrubbing pad*
Hekki - I like that a veteran porn watcher is here to confirm my suspicions! And oh my god you're right, those ARE printed lycra panties. That IS so much worse and explains why they're so tight and short. Imagine what they looked like from the front?!
Errrrrrrrrrrr....there is a way to descreetly have sex on the beach, this is not it.
Beach sex is not sessy....sand gets in places that you don't want sand.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 8:21am.
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OK let's go with ICK NAST on how grossy hairy his ass is.
PS. I canNOT tell you all how many times I said TRUST and AMEN out loud reading everyone's comments.
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WHAT????????????????? WTF is this?
Isn't this ho somebody's mother, poor kids. It's one thing to get caught, but these pictures are clearly staged and the best ha ha is that the guy had enough sense to not allow his face to be shown. At lease he can still hold his head up in public.
@JTROS :(
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26am.
The mental image of two homosexual hobos blowing each other in a dirty alley is sick, perverse and disgusting.
Yeah, that's hawt! *LOL*
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Dude has an ass-fro!
Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:39am.
Arrgh!! You had to mention public hobo sex!
I have to share my story about that.
Tuesday, 8:30 a.m., late-April several years ago, Chicago Loop:
Walking along, coffee in hand, enjoying the beautiful sunny day. Look to my right down a trash-strewn, rat-infested, side alley (which was in direct view of the El) and see two dirty (male) bums. One is giving the other a blowjob. The recipient looks me right in the eye and smiles a toothless smile.
I can't even imagine the smells...
And now I need a Silkwood shower.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:28pm.
lol the things you gotta do for a cute guy.
how come you didnt teach him to be better? lol
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Because I was 22 and he wasn't relationship material so it wasn't worth the effort ;)
If what's-her-face Stodden follows suit, PLEASE don't make us see it homeboy. On behalf of all things sweet and beautiful, I beg of thee.... do not taketh us to those fouled pastures.
LOL PornLoopy, Professor and backdoor specialist!
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"... never have your hand in the way of the camera shot..." - Yes, but... but... I thought this was In flagrante, and they didn't KNOW there were cameras to catch the candid and natural scenes from ALL angles! hahaha ;p
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I don't think these two had penetration either... totally staged bullshit.
PS - I had sex on the beach (not the drink) ONCE when I was younger... never again. The sand gets in places you would never think possible... no bueno.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis: "Um, I might regret putting this thought into words, so apologies, but I'm thinking there wasn't actually any penetration here (other than the tip in her mouth). "
Suzy, I think you're right. Now that I can view these on a desktop instead of my tiny phone, I can see a few more things:
1. There is no penetration! Their bodies would be aligned differently if there had been. As a veteran porn watcher, I can say this with confidence.
2. Those are not actual Daisy Dukes. They are lycra panties printed to look like denim. Which is actually WORSE.
Um, I might regret putting this thought into words, so apologies, but I'm thinking there wasn't actually any penetration here (other than the tip in her mouth). He's just not in 'er. A dog could tell this is staged so we know what this is really about, and her O face looks like the first second into a yawn. There must be a rotten cabbage where a brain should be. I wonder if she'll have these photos on display on Mother's Day?
And a hairy ass and Daisy Dukes? Funny how that's the least shameful thing happening here.
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OK let's go with ICK NAST on how grossy hairy his ass is.
PS. I canNOT tell you all how many times I said TRUST and AMEN out loud reading everyone's comments.
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I think.... if you threw M.E. into an NFL locker room she'd be right at home.~~~Starr07 about Melissa Ethridge.... but I like to dream, and OUR M.E. is a hor
A couple more pictures to add in her daughter's scrapbook.....
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Classy!
damn...cock blocked at work...now i have to wait until i get home to look at this mess...
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:45am.
Somebody shoot her, she's a total waste of time and other things!!!!
Submitted by the ex on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:34am.
what is wrong with her?
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Y'all uptight bitches are just jelliz cuz your pathetic sexytimes (that 3 minutes a month) is way way less elegant and romantic than hers. :p
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this is so romantic, thanxxx michael k :)
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In one of the stand-up shots he doesn't even have an erection. Shauna looks like she's enjoying herself though.
NEXT!
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Somebody shoot her, she's a total waste of time and other things!!!!
what is wrong with her?
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It's already been said but god, her poor girls! Moms are embarrassing enough when you're a teenager but her!!
Ewww! That poor rock, somebody is going to have to spray it with some industrial grade disinfectant!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
I have seen worst in public like hobo sex. I had to bleach my eyeballs for months after that one. This is staged to the 100th degree, why do we not get to see his face? S.S has a good body for her age but those boob bags are disgusting. You can see the bag hanging down, women need to quit with all the plastic.
I have no idea who this is, but I'm surprised and disgusted at myself that this actually turned me on some?
I think it's the guys backside and hair. He looks like the kind of guy who thinks he's a shaman. Fun to sex, boring and annoying to talk to, or rather, be forced to listen to.
Am I welcome to this elegant affair? You charmers seem very dissappointed in his tiny bit he had to offer. Please explain to me, which one is the famous one and why does she do 9th grade blow jobs,surely it will scare him away if she doesn't take it in just a bit more.
Oh well, my new lovlies. I hope I can be your friend. I can be a bit macabre but what I've read around here once in a while I hope you will welcome me with long Chanel sashes. But those two at the beach. That's why they make benadryl to help you sleep. That little show was a bore.
Her poor daughters! What is wrong with this whore?! Even Lorenzo must be embarrassed.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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Caught? Everything this middle aged troll does is for attention.
"but there is a pair of b-hole hugging jorts"
I laughed for about twenty minutes about this one!
This guy is wearing daisy dukes. Perhaps she told him that she could turn him straight on a dare?
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
This is just kinda depressing for some reason. Maybe bc she has kids and the proximity to Mother's Day. It's a huge ball of yuck.
Those daughters are going to be such a mess as grownups. JFC.
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Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 8:28pm.
lol the things you gotta do for a cute guy.
how come you didnt teach him to be better? lol
fucking gross, it looks like some guy is trying to stuff a glazed turkey out of the oven.
normally im all for porn, but in this case uhhuh..noway... hells no.
plus ive seen shauna sex tape cuz i had 20 minutes to kill, and bitch was sooo boring, i mean if there some some 8 inches pounding ma pussay id be yodeling like a Bavarian beer maid.
but bitch was too busy watching the tv connected to the camera to see how she was performing.
and also hello, she has daughters, who are gonna grow up and see shit like this.
anyway this shit is staged.
i can tell because im a porn professor, if a guy was really front loading like that, there would be more tension in the arms, shoulders and butt cheeks cuz he would be pounding right??? well you dont see any muscle tensions at all.
and porn backdoor 101. never have your hand in the way of the camera shot, hence why he has his hand on her back when they are doing backdoor.
fake staged.