John Doe #1 Got The Date Wrong
In that picture above, is John Travolta making an "over-the-shoulder two-handed handjob" pose or a "Hooray for me for getting it DP-style" pose? Or is he grossed out because he just realized he made a vagina with his hands? Process that through your brain and we'll discuss later.
The masseur who opened up the unlocked, glass Pandora's Box of John Travolta's man molesting ways has come up to the podium to shrug while saying, "Ooops!" John Doe #1 first claimed that John Travolta grabbed at his peen without an invitation on January 16, 2012 at the Beverly Hills Hotel. But after John Travolta's team pulled out completely suspect pictures, a receipt from. Mr. Chow and flight records proving that he was in NYC that day, John Doe #1 says he got the date wrong. More like John D'OH! #1.
A source tells Radar that John Doe #1 is now claiming that John Travolta touched him wrong BEFORE January 16th. The source says that John Doe #1's lawyer will amend the lawsuit, but every other detail in the documents will stay the same. John Doe #1 and his lawyer aren't worried that this will screw up their case. The source went on to say:
"The lawsuit will likely be amended, but this doesn't change the facts of the lawsuit. John Doe #1 gave very specific information, and staff from the Beverly Hills Hotel will absolutely be included as witnesses in the case. Let's not forget John Doe accuser #2. It's very interesting that Travolta's team hasn't gone after him.
This case will absolutely proceed through depositions and to a trial. The lawsuit can't and won't be thrown out because the date was wrong by the first John Doe, which will ultimately be up to a jury to decide. Both accusers are ready to go public, and aren't afraid of John Travolta, and they will see this through to the end."
If you're suing John Travolta and a multi-million dollar settlement is on the line, how in the sore on Xenu's taint can you mess up the date? John Doe #1 says John Travolta found his ass online and they e-mailed back and forth, so wouldn't that shit be in his Gmail or whatever? Either John Doe #1 is a confused ho who really mixed up the date, he's scamming a trick or he's already settled with Travolta and part of the deal is for him to slowly discredit himself. Yeah, that last one is the Detective La Toya in me poking out.
In other Trollvolta news, a third dude who has come forward claiming that John tried to pay him for sex in 2009. Fabian Zanzi tells The Daily Mail that he was a VIP host on a Royal Caribbean cruise and John hugged him while naked before offering to pay him $12,000 for some peen-on-prostate action. Fabian turned him down.
Never mind that John was trolling for dick on a Royal Caribbean cruise like a regular, middle-class closeted husband from the suburbs, who turns down $12,000 for a few minutes with John Travolta? I swear, morals and standards are so overrated. John needs to work on his trolling skills, because it sounds like his butt hole is always barking up the wrong peen. Every trick I know will gladly stick his peen in the glory hole in John Travolta's closet door for $12,000. Hell, those whores will do it for $12 and an autographed Danny Zuko glossy.
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These guys were just holding out for the bigger payday and JT payed up to shut them up!
They've all signed contracts to service him regularly and even get to fly on his 747 from time to time. Kelly Preston loves to watch.....
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I can't wait till the day that the shield of scieno is ripped off this pos.
The ever-reputable Mail is saying that the lawyer has dropped John Doe #1 due to the date kerfuffle.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Forgot to mention, I had to sign a billion year contract with them. lol
I think the trick probably repressed the date cuz that shit was too traumatic for him. Once upon a time when I was young and a little more dumb than I am now, I was on the streets and got recruited into the Sea Org of Scientology. They made me sleep in a broom closet, and fucked up my sisters security clearance for the NSA. Fortunately my folks drove down to L.A. a few days latter and I got rescued and deprogramed.
My Scientology story...
Once upon a time, I was friends with a lesbian couple. At the time, there was this really great gay bar here in Tampa and I used to go with them and a bunch of other friends every Thursday for Lesbian Night, because ladies drank free and the place was just so much fun.
So, after going with them several times, one of the girls in this couple comes up to me alone and starts chatting me up. Our conversation went something like this:
HER: You seem like you really like this. You're here with us every week!
ME: Mmm-hmm. It's great.
HER: So, do you think you're ready to convert?
ME: What? To being a lesbian?
HER: NOOOO! Ha-ha. To Scientology!
ME: (blink... blink)
$12,000 is not enough to fuck John Revolta.
Paquita,
It is no big thing. Just pass. You are not missing anything.
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:50pm.
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Submitted by MissDLC on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:38pm.
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ITA with both of you, friggin' NO WAY! Eeeww clairey so graphic, my dinner is coming back up now - lol but I think it's just gross because it's JT as he is now. Feel bad for saying it but yuck! hahhahha ;P
LOLOL djibuddha, Avanti!
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Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:50pm.
Ok there's alot of you who reckon you would fuck JT for 12k. Would you? Would you really? ...No fucking way would I fuck this dude for any amount of money, even if I were a gay dude with impossibly low standards. In Grease, yes. In pulp fiction, perhaps. But now? NEVER!
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As a gay dude with impossibly low standards... yes, yes I would. You see unattractive JT all gross and flabby doing unseemly things, I see a shopping spree in a king-size package. I've done worse for free on Tuesday mornings before work. Don't judge.
This was either a warning shot by the COS to keep JT in line and/ they are now trying to make it look like the masseuse was lying for money. One thing is for certain: JT is gay and he's a frequent prowler at spas. No, he's not bisexual, he's gay.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:53pm.
@RitchBitch, I have been meaning to ask...who's ass is in your avie??
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:56pm.
SANS, Joey Stefano owned that ass. I do know that. He died of West Hollywood Pornstar Disease. (OD)
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Yup, it's the late great Joey Stefano.
Ok there's alot of you who reckon you would fuck JT for 12k. Would you? Would you really? Think about it. Picture Travoltas head between your legs. Think of running your fingers down his hairy back, ending up at his forest of pubes between his sweaty ass cheeks. Think of his cock in your asshole while he sticks his lizard Tongue in your ear. No fucking way would I fuck this dude for any amount of money, even if I were a gay dude with impossibly low standards. In Grease, yes. In pulp fiction, perhaps. But now? NEVER!
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If I were a straight guy I would absolutely turn down $12,000 to be with nasty fat Travolta! That's maybe a couple or few months salary and to be stuck with a lifetime memory of ewww is not worth it! I just got the heebie jeebies thinking about it.
Submitted by sarahjane on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:37pm.
I'm not buying all the self-righteous pearl-clutching on the part of these guys. This is all about the cash.
Particularly the last one - who should feel freakin' flattered that anyone would pay him that much for sex. Really, buddy?
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LOL--that last guy will have zero self-esteem left once internet commenters the world over are done with him, the poor bastard.
He should just pay up or come out of the closet. Most everyone knows he likes men anyhoo.
Submitted by youarestupid on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:20pm.
You would think that they would have some sort of prostitution ring for closeted celebrities so there was no chance of this happening. Unless John just couldn't resist..
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There is. I'm sure others stepped in when Heidi Fleiss was found out. Maybe he's afraid of the fallout like when some of Heidis list was shown about? he might be more comfortable offering money to people that need it because he thinks that insures/buys privacy?
In todays day of tech phones and in this economy, that's a really naive/stupid assumption.
I'd take the 12k then write a dam book with pictures from my phone. I got mouths to feed.
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I'm not buying all the self-righteous pearl-clutching on the part of these guys. This is all about the cash.
Particularly the last one - who should feel freakin' flattered that anyone would pay him that much for sex. Really, buddy?
So, he's the John Edwards of all Johns? This is just sad. But who did he hurt with his penis?
Totally believable. A friend of mine's sister worked at a resort in Palm Springs and the same thing happened to a male co-worker -- TEN YEARS AGO. (oh and he was straight and declined.)
This is a message for John Travolta: Are you still willing to pay $12,000 for some peen action in your brown star??? I may not have a peen, but I will gladly strap something on just to make you happy.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
You would think that they would have some sort of prostitution ring for closeted celebrities so there was no chance of this happening. Unless John just couldn't resist...that naughty boy. Kenickie is rolling around in his vomit filled grave right about now.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:47pm.
many thanks, ESE. i was looking for something else to do to avoid actual work --this'll do
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:47pm.
me too. this is the part where the CO$ tries try to scare the plaintiffs with the 24/7 attention of the media and people like us. up next are the accusations that each plaintiff has some type of "criminal" record or a history of drug addiction or previous dismissed legal complaints
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:10pm.
If it's true that he likes to proposition straight men
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This is OT a bit but you reminded me of my brother. He's gay and his whole MO is to hit on "straight guys"....It's always amazes me at how many dudes the guy gets to "flip" for a BJ or whatever the fuck he can talk them into. I tell him there is no way the guys are straight but what the hell do I know. lol!!
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I have a friend who likes to "turn out" straight dudes all the time, as if by sport. I mean, if the dude had sex with you, guess what? You didn't turn him out, he was already gay. It just sounds like a colossal waste of time, but whatever does it for ya', right?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Looks like someone's been paid off. I'm shocked I tell you!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:44pm.
http://www.lermanet.com/frontgroups.html
just to start ya out.
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:44pm.
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Foxxy that's why I think this is all about posturing now!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:22pm.
". . . and false front businesses . . ."
ESE, what type of businesses do these tend to be? the more you know . . .
as for the date error in the complaint, meh. you get a free first time to amend it to add or correct facts and legal theories. any further amendments have to be permitted by the judge. i looked up O. Okorocha on CA State Bar website. He's a certified criminal trial specialist -- to get that one has to have hundreds of hours of trial experience plus more than a certain number of hours of specialized continuing legal education. not to say the CO$ won't beat them down in and out of the courtroom, but i'm not worried about any errors or missing facts in this first complaint.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
nothing in my butthole, thanks anyway..
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:10pm.
If it's true that he likes to proposition straight men
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This is OT a bit but you reminded me of my brother. He's gay and his whole MO is to hit on "straight guys". He loves to gross me out with the graphic accounts of his conquests which usually ends when I hold my hands up to surrender my eardrums to his fuckery! I usually give him a OK ENOUGH NO MORE PLEASE STOP, much to his delight. lol! It's always amazes me at how many dudes the guy gets to "flip" for a BJ or whatever the fuck he can talk them into. I tell him there is no way the guys are straight but what the hell do I know. lol!!
Sorry to any gay dudes here, I'm sure it's not gross to you guys and I hope you don't take offense to me being kinda grossed out by it all:)
HAHAHAHA a Travolta thread turning into butthole central! ololol #completlynormal ;D
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Still don't believe this twoddle.
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Lie to me, Pinocchio!
"You could try..."
ha!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by ewe on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:01pm.
Wait... can you sue a dead man in America? His estate?
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Fo' sho'! There's an entire area of law dealing with trust & estate litigation - where you sue or defend suits on behalf of a dead person (or a trust).
I won't bore you with the details...but, let's just say that litigation involving estates is a LOT like dealing with divorce. All kinds of dirty laundry gets aired ("Wait, what?! Dad had a secret love child with a hooker?!")
Honestly, this third guy is fug. HE should pay John. I mean, I am a million times more attractive than this asshole and I would probably do John Travolta for free.
If it's true that he likes to proposition straight men, then this might be why he would get turned down for any amount of money. Especially if they are younger men, hairy, chapped, geezer fat ass grabbing at you is not a turn on, no matter who he is.
Submitted by ewe on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:01pm.
Wait... can you sue a dead man in America? His estate?
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yes, yes you can... *mutters about being in debt even after body's cold*... i know this for a fact!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Oh God, I'd fucking shoot him in the head just to put and end to all these fucking stories.
Wait... can you sue a dead man in America? His estate?
I don't care if he fucks around and no one else does either, that's why they have to make it sound like assault. The more salacious the worse he'll look. It's a smear job by the cultists. Sure looks like it anyway.
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Ese,
Any butthole talk is on topic on this thread.
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SANS, Joey Stefano owned that ass. I do know that. He died of West Hollywood Pornstar Disease. (OD)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:51pm.
Paquita - push out.
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*swoon*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Gee the Scientologists and the sleazy TV attorney. Hard to pick a side.
@RitchBitch, I have been meaning to ask...who's ass is in your avie??
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Gold digger fail! *facepalm*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:45pm.
ESE - SHADDUP!
I have been lucky enough to not have been solicited by those whack a moles.
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trust me, once you think that they're not there... BAM!... you're on a cruise ship, peddling massuers, or digging trenches for Tom Cruise... sneaky bastards, the CO$!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
THE CORNHOLE IS EXIT ONLY THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
Just come out dude...just come out.
Paquita - push out.
Now it's out, every guy he propositions could be the next one to squeal... Hahaha on the other hand, maybe now that they expect JT to be a "lecher" more guys will make him offers! Win-win!
He should capitalize on this and go make a hit film now... Imagine if he'd been the star of Rock of Ages, LOL now that would have been a much funnier movie, JT knows how to do camp way better than TG. ;D
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