Friday, May 11th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Tamron "Not The One" Hall


Oh shit, she said, "You're kind of in my house here." Tamron Hall of Today and MSNBC put Washington Examiner reporter Timothy Carney's shoes out on her front porch after he accused her ass of blowing up a non-story for maximum media coverage. Now this is how you hand a bitch his car keys, give him his pocketbook and kick him out the front door in one quick swoop. Tamron gets all the points from me for ctrl+alt+deleting a bitch real quick.

via Buzzfeed (Thanks, Ross) 

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:25pm.
Night Snowblood!

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Aww, 'night bellissima! I logged back in just to 'night you back - you've always been one of my top favourite peeps around here. LOVE!

*blows wine-scented kisses in WithinReason's general direction*

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Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Stinkin' to HIGH HEAVEN!!!

Spotty,

I usually only lurk here but felt compelled to comment after reading of your back issues and treatment considerations. If the clinic to which you're referring is the Texas Spine & Joint Hospital in Tyler, TX, then I HIGHLY recommend them! I use Dr. Michaels but the doctor who was recently featured on the news (the founder of TSJH, I believe) is one of the best in the practice. The 150 mile drive will be worth your while- no question. :)

PS- Hi all! I'm nocturnal. :P

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@ Snowblood

Was that you who quoted Stepbrothers in another post? "Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!"

I lol'd.

Seriously, I'm trying to go to bed but my bitch of a dog thinks it's GD playtime. I hate that cute little turd so much right now!

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Abram Hoffer was discredited by those in his field as a quack.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Hoffer

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Night Snowblood!

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DownUnderGirl, is it possible for you to talk to your friend and strongly suggest that she/he talk to a professional therapist? If money isn't an issue, I think that talk therapy would be a good start. I agree that nutrition, sleep, etc. can contribute to depression. I just think that talking to a professional is the best first step. Good luck to you and your friend.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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For those of you who don't believe Fat Lady is Angela, here's her earlier post in the JHud thread.

Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 8:13pm.
Black on black crime? = Normal
Black on white crime? = Ignored
White on Black crime? = Holy shit! NEWS at eleven!

Her racism is showing.

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Snowblood on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:20pm.

Not replying to me. FAIL.

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Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:08pm.

(stuff)

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Um, I don't like you. Keep your fucked-up self-centric negativity to yourself, and SHUTFACE when it comes to addressing me from now on. It usually takes a lot to get me angry, but you're definitely rubbing my fur the wrong damn way today. And I shall log off Dlisted now, so spew away if that is your wont; do your WORST, Fat Lady. I'll not reply. Ciao, CIAO.

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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:39pm.

And now for something really important: Hawaiian surfs 78' wave in Portugal:
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DUDE! Now THAT was totally RAD! Seriously, that wave was a monster! Good for him! Thanks for sharing the vid.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Shut up, dog.

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Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:14pm.

Evil_Cupcake, I turned my oven down for you. I don't want you dead or burnt or dead or dead dead or really super dead.

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What a fucking idiot.

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UBF - I'll see you on FB early next week.

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Evil_Cupcake, I turned my oven down for you. I don't want you dead or burnt or dead or dead dead or really super dead.

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ok, this is boring. Back to "The Dark Tower" Book 3....night, beautiful people!

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:54pm.
@ Snowblood

That was me, dearie! You are so very welcome!
Hugs & kisses slores! I'm off to bed...

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Oh!! 'twas YOU, JTROS, thanks gorgeous! Anytime someone references Anchorman, the older of the American 'The Office' episodes, Stepbrothers, etc I get SOO excited to be reminded of the shit I love so much, and Steve Carell, Will Farrell & collectively all the rest of the composite cast members. L.O.V.E. Not much else these days can make me seriously, honestly gut-laugh like they can. Margaret Cho & Louis CK can, too, tho. anyway i digress...

*retreats back into wine bottle*

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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho

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DownUnderGirl on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:58pm.

Do you think its a bad idea to go to one of their family and with out saying anything specific ask the family to give a little more support?

I am not sure i'd like that being done to me. I believe in a right to privacy but the situation is really bad.

I've told the person i'm worried about them and contacting them regularly.

Not sure i could get them to disclose all the things that are going on to a doctor. Dr Cost not an issue here.

This is such a hard one, DUG...

I've dealt with people who have severe emotional problems BECAUSE of certain family members, so, you might be taking a risk trying to get help for your friend with someone who was (yikes) their ABUSER. I don't know. I wish I could help more.

Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:05pm.
Obviously, being kind and compassionate to one another is frowned upon here.

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Oh yes, because wishing someone dead, as you did me yesterday is so fucking kind and compassionate. GMAFB!

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Snowblood on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:43pm.

Vitamins don't work for psychosis, lol!!

Right. Because Big Pharma Knows all?

http://www.rawfoodinfo.com/articles/art_niacinforpsychosis.html

http://www.doctoryourself.com/hoffer_psychosis.html

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Obviously, being kind and compassionate to one another is frowned upon here.

Downundergirl:

http://www.rawfoodinfo.com/articles/art_niacinforpsychosis.html

Niacin is a biggie.

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Do you think its a bad idea to go to one of their family and with out saying anything specific ask the family to give a little more support?

I am not sure i'd like that being done to me. I believe in a right to privacy but the situation is really bad.

I've told the person i'm worried about them and contacting them regularly.

Not sure i could get them to disclose all the things that are going on to a doctor. Dr Cost not an issue here.

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@ Snowblood

That was me, dearie! You are so very welcome!

Hugs & kisses slores! I'm off to bed...ran a 5k + 20 minutes on Satan's machine (aka Stairmaster), then ate my weight in pasta and caprese. I'm beat!

P.S. Silence of the Lambs in on Bravo right now...

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SDR, i didnt have to do much searching, i was found , more or less. If you ever decide to take the jump, let me know, i ll find a way to get in touch with you.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:39pm.

You make me laugh! On Facebook, did you figure out privacy settings easily enough? Was it hard to find the Dlisters?

Any advice?

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Vitamins don't work for psychosis, lol!! Whomever said/suggested that must be high, high HIGH as fuck, or a Scientologist.

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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:39pm.

Please dont listen to Angela`s "vitamins for psychosis" advice. Obviously it isnt doing anything for her own.

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Oh shit.

*snicker*

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Please dont listen to Angela`s "vitamins for psychosis" advice. Obviously it isnt doing anything for her own.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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And now for something really important: Hawaiian surfs 78' wave in Portugal:

http://landing.newsinc.com/shared/video.html?freewheel=90003&sitesection...

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Deb, SDR's vid is called Relief for Aching Backs on CBS in case you google now or later.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7407642n

I know vids can be blocked where you are... *grrrrr* ;|

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Another trait of Angela's. She thinks she knows everything about natural remedies and vitamins and nutrition.

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Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:20pm.

Thanks fat lady. I don't normally talk about stuff like this.

My friends behavior has changed so much, they are not leaving house, gone from very clean to messy. Not sleeping or eating properly.

Environmental factors are making worse.

Person has support from a couple of us friends but i don't think its enough. I think only a couple people know how bad it is.

Really worried that physically the person will crash.

I have suggested the person needs to eat sleep properly and take their b vitamins.

I don't want to betray the person but wondering if need outside help

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to dear Dog & the Fat Lady:

-Noooooo FIGHTING!! *Brick Tamland claps hands over ears* LOUD NOISES!!!!

And, props to the person who reminded me of Anchorman in the comments earlier today; I'm so sorry I can't recall who wrote the post. But, LOVE. And THANKS! *kisses*

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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:22pm.

Yes. I'm rocking the titanium as well! It's very stylish if you accessorize properly. Lol!

Ok, so this doctor is in phase 3 trials with the FDA to use bionics (I think that is the correct term) to help repair discs. To simplify the explanation, he pumps the disc full of a material that helps to heal the bulge (herniation). Natural clotting materials in the body can then take over and repair the tear fully and the disc is able to plump back up. Kinda like adding fix a flat to a tire! Anyhoo, my fusion helped but I still have problems and chronic pain. Before I undergo more surgery for the remaining discs, I think I will try this method. The doc is about 150 miles from me and hey, I don't think it can hurt anything. They can always go back and do a traditional fusion later.

I hope you eat really really good in HK. It sounds like a blast!

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Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:31pm.

Dog, for the last time. I am not a hot blond.

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Oh, you actually told the truth. Let me write that one down.

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Lol, Jesus H. Christ, can it get any more OBVIOUS??

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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I wonder what ever happened to all-caps, awesome in every way Dlister OG icon Charles Manson? Did he pass away/get kidnapped by aliens/start a 20 year federal gig he never told us about, or what? Also, James Haven. ? I kinda hate it when people just drop off the internet map.

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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho

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Dog, for the last time. I am not a hot blond.

Now, please, kindly STFU.

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I have every right to care and worry about Turt, just like everyone else. She was very kind and sweet to me, even believing me to be "Angela the scary blond person".

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Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:27pm.

Shut up, Dog.

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Why should I shut up for telling what everyone knows is the truth, including you?

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Shut up, Dog.

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Deb, I hope you get to spend time with your husband today! : )

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I am seriously worried for dear Turt, whom I've always thought of as "MuddyTurtle" for some reason. Didn't she have that name a while ago? I myself've been thru the whole deadly domestic violence song & dance, back in the day; I'm a veteran of that shit, & I can definitely attest to the commonality of DV in police families. Cops can tend quite often to be ASSHOLES.

I hope she's OK. Hope she can re-register soon under a name he won't recognise but WE can.

*hugs & kisses to the sweet lil Turtle*

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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho

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DownUnderGirl,

Also, be sure to tell your friend to get Vitamin D3 which is much more potent and helpful than Vitamn D2.

Jesus Christ!

*slams thread door*

(not at you Dog)

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Angela, you have been here as Fat Lady for a total of less than 2 weeks and you're fully up Turt's tailpipe. Normally you're slamming her but now you're trying to make it look like you're on her side and have inside knowledge of her situation. Exactly who is it you think you're fooling?

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:11pm.

Hey SDR. thanks for thinking about me! You too know the joys of fusion, eh? I must say that my fusion helped me enormously. I had 3 surgeries in a year and a half. Before that last one, there were times I couldn't walk. I couldn't lay on my back, ride a bike, or sit for any length of time.
For some reason (maybe because I'm in HK, I can't view that video, but I will check it out when I get back home in a few days).

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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DownUnderGirl on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:13pm.

Full spectrum vitamin Bs and vitamin d (preferably liquid).

Also, plenty of sunlight with NO sunscreen after 3pm which is safe and loads you with mega vitamin D which is the happiness vitamin.

I'm so sorry your friend is struggling health-wise. It's scary and awful to watch someone you love suffer.

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hey guys, anyone still there?

Advice please.

I have an awesome friend who is really medically unwell at the mo.

I think they may be suffering psychosis/depression and i am not sure what to do. I don't say psychosis lightly.

I think a combo of illness, lack of nutrition, sleep, stress and other factors are causing it. Like its a side effect.

I'm worried the person will lose job, partner etc.

Whats the best thing to do to help?

This person is really worth it and i have to say i'd probably be in a similar state if i had to deal with everything this person has to deal with at the mo.

Anyone out there with any experience dealing with this sort of thing?

It kills me to see such a genuine good person in such pain.

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Deb - Did you see the video link I left you a couple of days ago? About back help without fusion? I'm going to try it when I finally cave in and get the other 3 discs fixed. One fusion was enough for me.

http://m.cbsnews.com/postwatch.rbml?videoid=50124288&feed_id=35

It was on the CBS Sunday Morning Show last week. When you were talking about how bad your back hurt from the trip, I thought of you. ♥♥♥