Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
There have been many false reports about this actress in the past… but this time she really is pregnant!
She is not married to her Significant Other – and we are assuming that he is the baby’s father – so the couple will need to make a decision in the next few weeks. Since she is over the age of 30 and loves children, her friends believe that she will opt to keep the baby. We have heard that her S.O. is not especially eager to get married, so she may be going the single-parent route for now.
She is only approximately five weeks along, so there is nothing to see yet. But, with summer right around the corner, it will be difficult our actress to cover up the pregnancy once she does start showing. Given how slim she is, we expect that you’ll start to see a bump sooner rather than later, perhaps as early as the middle of June. Oh, and although it is too early to know the gender of the baby either, we predict that the couple will opt for a European-sounding name. (Blind Gossip)
This is obviously about Jennifer Aniston since every other damn week a different tabloid says a fetus has checked into her baby-growing bag, but why would she go with a European-sounding name? Because Jennifer is Greek and Justin Theroux's name is French. (Note: I'm pretty sure Theroux in French means "throw up." I think.) Yeah, so that part I don't get. Because Jennifer is obviously going to name her maybe baby F.U. Maddox and that doesn't sound very European to me. Unless she goes with F. Eux Maddox.....
Which straight male actor recently made a pass at a very straight male artist by putting his hand on his knee and inviting him to a European gay bar? (Page Six)
When I Googled "totally straight musician," Dave Grohl's face was number one and when I Googled "straight male actor," Ryan Phillippe was in the first row. So I'll throw Dave Grohl and Ryan Phillippe's names into the guess box even though this is probably about James Franco and James Franco since he's an actor AND an artist.
Which star, currently in the news, must have such a high opinion of himself that he needs to massage his ego quite frequently? He was, for quite some time, having sex with someone who worked professionally as his own lookalike. (Some of his more casual hook-ups too are said to have more than a passing resemblance.) (Popbitch)
It's a known fact (it's not a known fact at all) that James Franco's Real Doll is covered with Mylar so he can see his own reflection while humping it, but every clue in this blind item points to John Travolta. Having just watched two elephant seals viciously fight each other in an episode of Frozen Planet, I feel like I totally know what it looks like when John Travolta and his impersonator go to Fucktown together.
In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it. (CDAN
Demi Lovato and a dude named Chad since 9 out of 10 football players are named Chad.
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I'm tired of the whole Aniston/Pitt/Leg controversy. Fuck all three of them. Can we talk about something else?
(Note: I'm pretty sure Theroux in French means "throw up." I think.)AHAHHAAH MK I heart you!!!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:25am.
It's getting to the point that a lot of the original posters from back in the day who were sarcastic and funny but respectful are long gone, and the comments here are becoming a shit-throwing free-for-all. Michael K is and will always be my favorite blogger. But a lot of what goes on in the comments section is just shameful. The comments used to be funny and I liked them almost as much as the original MK post. But I guess I need to just give up on the comments now because usually they make me cringe. It's sad.
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You're SO right about that !!!
I miss the original posters from early on... hate to say it but Dlisted is slowly losing it's charm.
The comments are getting similar to those at JJ, Celebitchy, etc. *sad*
I won't believe Aniston is pregnant until I see the pillow with my own eyes.
alas, i missed out on the dramaz and avatar stuff.
happy mother's day to you folks :D
Not another baby rumor...
No. 1 is definitely every actress who's over 30 and not married.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms here.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:26pm.
Well...I tried.
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I must need more coffee. I read that as "I fried"!
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Well...I tried.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:16pm.
Aw, lighten up. You want us to talk about you?
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Hahahhaah Dog!
Hi Evil!
Happy Mothers Day to everyone (even us "barren" ones who only have fur children)!!! :)
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Wife of a close friend, and...you're so vain...
'special'
For the third one I'm really hoping It's not Demi Lovato...she doesn't need this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111364/Demi-Lovato-reveals...
UGH! Selfish people AGAIN have to make this whole post about themselves.
And a special Mother's Day shout-out to PSL's backfat!
Have a great time, Evil!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:04pm.
well, goooood morning to you all! :)
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Happy Sunday to you and your fur kid!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:03pm.
That sounds nice.
My mom is also having a bbq, BUT she is the one doing it, as their inconsiderate lawyer buddy needs some advice on a case from my dad, and today is the ONLY day HE can be bothered to come. So my mom is doing ribs and all the bbq stuff on her day!
I am heading out with the dogs for a nice day in the park. Hopefully there won't be too many people out.
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 05/12/2012 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 05/12/2012 - 10:59pm.
Don't worry. Some people here freak out if you say ANYTHING that isn't all shining love and adoration of Blandistan, especially if you DARE to imply that she might want kids/a long-term relationship.
It's weird, because with everybody else on the site, you're allowed to pour all your hate and vitriol on it. But with JA, childless/single people get violently defensive of her.
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I guess it's just because not everybody needs to have a child in their life to feel fulfilled.
well, goooood morning to you all! :)
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Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...you're so vain...
Eeeeeevil! I hope you have a great day as well. Male Dog surprised me 100%. We are having a BBQ that all of the husbands will put on. We wives get to sit by the pool and drink Bloodys and/or Mimosas while they slave away.
You know damn well they'll make the kids clean up rather than do it themselves. LOL!
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Peace negotiations have obviously been stalled on this thread.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:59am.
Hi Dog!
Happy Mother's Day!
I sincerely hope you have a good day with both the real kids and fur kids!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:59am.
Also this is very boring to someone who actually would like to comment on something like...uh...BLIND ITEMS.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:47am.
What's going on in here?
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Well, for one, my scroll thingy on this thread is all fucked up because Evil_Cupcake threw a shit fit.
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Right you are, yet again, I threw a shit fit.
My apologies to you for having a comment that initially had ZERO to do with you.
Again, have a nice day.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:47am.
What's going on in here?
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Well, for one, my scroll thingy on this thread is all fucked up because Evil_Cupcake threw a shit fit.
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Evil Cupcake is as over the bullshit that goes on in here as everyone else. I participate in it sometimes and even I'm sick of it because the two or three people who cause all of it just won't stop. Add in the idiots who post about JA and AJ as if their lives depend on it (and they probably do because they have nothing else going on) and you have a site quickly getting ruined by assholes.
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Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:42am
Why would I label you?
Over sensitive much? ;)
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Yeah, you are RIGHT! I AM overly sensitive. You win.
Have a nice day! : )
Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 05/12/2012 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by Dallas on Sat, 05/12/2012 - 5:37pm.
Could the first one possibly be Drew Barrymore instead of Aniston?
she's already pregnant and showing
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YES...this looks good!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:47am.
What's going on in here?
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Well, for one, my scroll thingy on this thread is all fucked up because Evil_Cupcake threw a shit fit.
I just don't believe that first BI is Aniston. The woman is 44 years old and spends 8 hours a day working on her body. Plus, Theroux is 40, had a 14 year relationship with one woman and never had kids. Why would either of them, all of a sudden, want a baby? It doesn't make sense. So, until that "baby bump" is big enough to see with the naked eye, I'm not going to believe she's knocked up. And, also, having a kid would remind her constantly of her age and she would not want that.
What's going on in here?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:42am
Why would I label you?
Over sensitive much? ;)
Not Andrew Luck. He's too smart and stable. He's had the same college GF (a gymnast--snick) for some time. Maybe Matt Kalil: USC grad, so exposure to Hollywood.
See: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1178298-matt-kalil-looms-large-at-vik...
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:33am
Meet the new definition of overly sensitive.
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Not sure WTF you mean by that, I was just making the point that if you are going to get upset over an avie, then you might want to get upset over how people here treat each other.
I am hardly overly sensitive, but since you feel the need to label me as such, which I assume that is what you are attempting, knock yourself out. I couldn't give a fuck less what you or anyone here thinks of me or says about me.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:33am.
I've said this before but really people just need to convey some common decency and show some responsibility when posting...most of the stories on here are about celebs and their bullshit so why do people com on here just to antagonize other posters? This IS getting old.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:33am
Meet the new definition of overly sensitive.
Anything goes on here obviously, because certain miscreants are allowed to pollute this site with 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
ALTS and attack everyone, from them personally to their children, to certain disabilities, races, sexual orientations,religions and politics. It's getting old.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:25am.
Why do you feel the need and copy/paste his avatar? It's still online, lower down.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:25am.
I agree. I don't come on as often, and don't understand why things like that avie are okay. There's a line between sarcasm/farce and plain offensive.
I've hit the report button and most of the time, nothing happens. Oh well.
Happy Mother's Day!!
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 05/12/2012 - 9:13pm.
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I wish I could copy Poop's avatar and show it again. I realize this is a free country and people have the right to express their disgusting, fucked up mindset (that's how we know who the assholes are), but for the love of God, are there no rules on this site whatsoever? It is very off-putting. People make pedophilic overtures to celebrity children, attack each other verbully (typo stays), make comments and show images of hate and bigotry, and display other forms of ugliness. It's getting to the point that a lot of the original posters from back in the day who were sarcastic and funny but respectful are long gone, and the comments here are becoming a shit-throwing free-for-all. Michael K is and will always be my favorite blogger. But a lot of what goes on in the comments section is just shameful. The comments used to be funny and I liked them almost as much as the original MK post. But I guess I need to just give up on the comments now because usually they make me cringe. It's sad.
Happy Mother's Day to all the people who have mothers (lol?).
Awww, fanks! I'm spending mine with a saucy little Pinot Gris. :))
HIYA IG!
Happy Mother's Day to all the dlisted mom's out there!
You said it, Cuppy. :)
At the end of the day, they all wipe their arses the same as we do.
Good grief. *smdh*
LOL @ all the hatred and craziness in this thread.
Holy moly.
It's okay to be boring. There is room in this world for all kinds of people.
Why do you care so much about these celebrities? They don't give two f*cks about you!
dementa pretty solid arguments. I definitely back what you wrote. People are so looney when it comes to JA or AJ. Like you mentioned, you can get away with saying XYZ about anyone else but once you speak ill of either of the two to one of their respective "fans" all hell breaks loose. Same thing happens with recently deceased celebrities.
#3 is definitely Tom Cruise.