Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
There have been many false reports about this actress in the past… but this time she really is pregnant!
She is not married to her Significant Other – and we are assuming that he is the baby’s father – so the couple will need to make a decision in the next few weeks. Since she is over the age of 30 and loves children, her friends believe that she will opt to keep the baby. We have heard that her S.O. is not especially eager to get married, so she may be going the single-parent route for now.
She is only approximately five weeks along, so there is nothing to see yet. But, with summer right around the corner, it will be difficult our actress to cover up the pregnancy once she does start showing. Given how slim she is, we expect that you’ll start to see a bump sooner rather than later, perhaps as early as the middle of June. Oh, and although it is too early to know the gender of the baby either, we predict that the couple will opt for a European-sounding name. (Blind Gossip)
This is obviously about Jennifer Aniston since every other damn week a different tabloid says a fetus has checked into her baby-growing bag, but why would she go with a European-sounding name? Because Jennifer is Greek and Justin Theroux's name is French. (Note: I'm pretty sure Theroux in French means "throw up." I think.) Yeah, so that part I don't get. Because Jennifer is obviously going to name her maybe baby F.U. Maddox and that doesn't sound very European to me. Unless she goes with F. Eux Maddox.....
Which straight male actor recently made a pass at a very straight male artist by putting his hand on his knee and inviting him to a European gay bar? (Page Six)
When I Googled "totally straight musician," Dave Grohl's face was number one and when I Googled "straight male actor," Ryan Phillippe was in the first row. So I'll throw Dave Grohl and Ryan Phillippe's names into the guess box even though this is probably about James Franco and James Franco since he's an actor AND an artist.
Which star, currently in the news, must have such a high opinion of himself that he needs to massage his ego quite frequently? He was, for quite some time, having sex with someone who worked professionally as his own lookalike. (Some of his more casual hook-ups too are said to have more than a passing resemblance.) (Popbitch)
It's a known fact (it's not a known fact at all) that James Franco's Real Doll is covered with Mylar so he can see his own reflection while humping it, but every clue in this blind item points to John Travolta. Having just watched two elephant seals viciously fight each other in an episode of Frozen Planet, I feel like I totally know what it looks like when John Travolta and his impersonator go to Fucktown together.
In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it. (CDAN
Demi Lovato and a dude named Chad since 9 out of 10 football players are named Chad.