Tuesday, May 15th 2012
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"Sorry, Mr. Seacrest, but a deal's a deal. I don't want them anymore either. -Satan - tonicbitch
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Whoever can't figure out the winner - The caption represents the pic is that Ryan Seacrest who CREATED Keeping Up With the Kardashian's made a deal with the devil, and sent them to hell, and Satan sent them climbing back out with a note to Ryan Seacrest - he (Satan) doesn't want them either. Get it???? Even Satan doesn't want those bitches!!!! I think it's hilarious myself. Good job Tonibitch!!!
Ryan Seacrest is the one who inflicted this family of no-talent, money-grubbing, media whores on the public when he created the monster machine known now as the Kardashian money factory.
I'm slow on the uptake ovah heah myself, but this one I got!!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:38am.
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*blinks* ........ok....? sorry LR I know you're trying but I really must have taken my dummy pills, I still don't get it, what does that picture have to do with a "deal with the devil"?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:05am.
I must be stupid but I have NO CLUE what Tonic's caption means!!
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Whamster, Ryan Seacrest is an executive producer of all Kardassian reality shows.
I must be stupid but I have NO CLUE what Tonic's caption means!!
Congrats to all the winners!
Tonicbitch, very funny! It does look like Kim Lardassian!
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 9:52am.
TY muah! Satan pushing the Kuntrashians back on Seacrest of course!! LOL
Jack - yes its all agreed, the Kardashians are dumb, evil, long-haired soul-killing freaks of nature.
Congrats all!!!
*sits with parkerj*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Parkerj-
its the Kuntrashians coming out of the Telebision, but Satan doesn't want them back!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
OK i'm totally blanking. What is tonicb's caption referring to?
Is it supposed to be Seacrest's monster soul or something?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
That was brilliant tonic!!!!!!!!
All you whores outdid yourselves!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
YAY WINNERS! CONGRATS!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Tonicbitch...olololol! Congrats everyone skinny, mardi gras & glen! Funneh.
Very creative you funny slores!! Congrats! ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Congrats winners!!!! Funny sheeeiiitt!!
Yes Chyna, we know...
Your clit is this big...
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...the end
"Please let me stay relevant for another year!" begs Katy Perry as the Fashion Police finally takes her away.
TOM CRUISE is trapped in his STACEE JAXX role forever
"Mom's Final Attempt"
Artist: Baby #5, Octomom. Inc.
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'Drop dead! Olé!'
Kristen Stewart ain't done 'til the bongwater is drunk.
Universal Studios rushes to unveil its giant new "Breakfast Club" attraction, but so far only the Ally Sheedy figure is ready to roll.
Thats what the masseuse saw coming when John Travolta said "come on dude let me jerk you off"
The East takes a step ahead of The West in 3D technology.
It was nice to know that one of the rejected models from Madame Tussauds Museum was reused to promote a new "The Ring" installment. KStew in all her cunty, paparazzi-hating glory was too lifelike to be considered amusing anyway.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
The birth of Weston Cage
The birth of Weston Cage.
What a 78-foot wave really looks like.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
After all the bad press, John Travolta had to go all the way to Japan to get a handy.
This might be a role Jessica Beil could actually handle, what with that ring she's shoving down our throats and all.
Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor: Everything I expected it to be.
Everyone who watched the Kardashian sex tape received a nasty surprise exactly seven days later -- Although admittedly not as nasty (or itchy) as the surprise her male co-star received.
Oh look. Bristol Palin is looking for more mud to sling at gay marriage.
Papa can you hear me? Papa can you see.. Oh, fuck it.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Just when little Johnny got over his fear of monsters under the bed, Khloe saw him watching her show through the TV screen and got a case of the NOMs.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
The opening scene of Mothra Vs. Kardashian
Jesus's resurrection is a little scarier in Japan.
Microsoft's new 3D Blue Screen of Death
James Cameron's addiction to 3D film conversion hits rock bottom with the Alanis Morissette Video Collection.
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Basement baby makes a break for it.
What happens to your soul after a massage encounter with John Travolta.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
It was just Frodo's luck to be caught in a slow cab while carrying the ring
You want to text while driving? Fuck that "In 7 days" whispered bullshit then.
When Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer wouldn't answer his phone, she resorted to other means to get her fix.
It's official, the sequel to The Avengers has been leaked! They replaced Mark Ruffalo as Hulk with Big Ang!
Macy's is replacing some of its lesser-known Thanksgiving Day Parade characters with ones more familiar to today's kids: for example, this depiction of a filthy, desperate, drugged-up Lindsay Lohan begging for a job.
This Latisse crap is getting out of hand.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead