Monday, May 14th 2012

Kelly Taylor Lets Out The Raw Emotions Over Her Marriage Ending

Psychologists have always said that the most therapeutic way of dealing with your marriage flatlining is to air out all your chapped emotions on the back alley clothesline that is reality TV. So that's why on an episode of Jennie Garth: A Little Bit Of Country, Kelly Taylor wept her feelings out during a group therapy session with some of her girlfriends. The clip is over at People and if you watch it you'll know it was a SERIOUS group therapy session, because they're sitting on a rug while surrounded by floor pillows. A group of women + floor pillows = the purging of real emotions. Someone should make a Tumblr about that.

Kelly Taylor tells the floor pillow therapist that after the vampire doctor from Twatlight and the douche doctor from Nurse Jackie left her, she blamed herself for not being good enough for him:

"I think with any sort of rejection, you're angry that you weren't enough for that person. So I don't know if I'm angry at myself for not being enough, or if I'm angry at him for not considering me to be enough.

This really threw me for a loop. It's weird and sad, but I really realized through this whole experience how much I loved him, how deeply I loved him and how deeply I loved us."

Is Kelly Taylor really saying that she's not good enough for a bitch who was in Twatlight? She's not good enough for a dude who covered his face in body glitter and baby powder for a check?! Kelly needs to look in the mirror and tell herself that she's the most popular girl at West Bev, drives the most pristine red BMW convertible and can buy any blazer at Judy's, even the ones not hanging on the sale rack. Then Kelly needs to steal another one of Brenda Walsh's pieces. I will forever be on Team Brenda, but I understand when a ho needs to snatch a bitch away to prove to herself that she's still got it. I know, I give such wonderful pro-feminist advice. I should have my own floor pillow therapy sessions.

Posted by: Michael K


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Brenda Walsh is laughing right now, HAHAA fuck you Kelly Taylor, you were always sooo ohhh perfect, with your blonde hair and white pale skin...ohhh all the guys thought you were soo pretty and i was the dark hair girl with chicklet teeth and i had the hots for Dylan cuz he was my older brother's best friend and then hooked up with Dylan who has aged really badly.

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lovelylaney's picture

Wonder if this will get better ratings than Shannen Says

Mustang Sally's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:46pm.

Aha! You've come crawling back have you? What was it? The part about me footing the whole bill? I know, you really wanted to keep those Reeses - hahaha.

Smooches to you.

Whispers...See Bellaluna? He can be fickle. It's a good thing he's adorable, that's all I can say!
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:41pm.

"deceitful", huh?... lotta nerve!... you get the small bedroom in the cabin, just for that, i tell ya!!... heeheee!

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@the original bellaluna

Pick me! Pick me!

ESE is deceitful. Smooches me, offers to go dibs with me on a cabin or cave (and I was going to offer to foot the entire bill, buddy) and, when my back is turned, he shoves me out of the way to move in with you. (Congratulations on your 12 pound loss, ESE - well, on the reason for it. I'm very proud of you, but this is the end of our relationship. Sobs, uncontrollably.)

You don't want someone like that for a roommate, bellaluna. You want someone like me! I'll even let you drive my car. :-)

I'm sorry to see that your husband is leaving - unless you wanted him to go. I'll have to leave it open-ended, for now.

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Whatever's picture

People knew her from 90210 and no one knew shit about him until he started dating her. MK is totally right she should suck it up and starting acting like Kelly Taylor who thought everyone and their best friend should worship the ground she walked on.

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Submitted by the original be... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:22pm.

i call dibs!!!... *pushes Mustang outta the way*... whats the first/last/deposit?... can i swing it by paying in Reeses?

OT: i don't know, i'm just looking for moving prospects.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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@ Mustang Sally & EveryStrangers - I don't live in a cave, nor a cabin in the woods, but it's about as close as you can get, and I may be needing a roommate when my husband leaves.

P.S. You don't have to get your car smogged in my county! :)

Scott in NYC's picture

Is there any part of their lives that desperate celebs won't sell and prostitute? Is it old-fashioned to value talent and substance just because they don't exist anymore??????

Team Brenda all the way!

Lily85's picture

Good job, Kelly Taylor!
After all this crap you'll surely never get him back.
Go back to Dylan.

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CarmenElectrical's picture

Break ups are never easy, even if you're the one that initiated it but I'm so tired of people boo hooing and thinking everyone should share in their life moments.

"Laugh, the world laughs with you. Cry, you cry alone". Move it along Jenny/Kelly you're healthy, you're kids are healthy and life goes on.....

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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:44pm.

you find a good deal on a cabin or a cave, and i'll split the bill with ya, dahl!!... *smooch*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrOe4TKouPE

OT: i would think of something to put here, but, as you all should know by now... i'm lazy, so... yeah... are you still reading this?... really?

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 2:27pm.

the human race is going around the bowl, and down the hole...

what're you new?.... heehee!

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Hi there, darlin'. Hope you're doing well.

New? Hell no, I was Henry Ford's mistress so I've seen a lot in my time. What I'm seeing these days, though, is, too often, incomprehensible.

You're quite the optimist, aren't you? I think the circling part is pretty much done. :-)

Oh yeah: Get off my lawn!! Rocking in my rocking chair, drinking a Moosehead and shaking my cane, as I look at the real estate section for a cabin in the woods or a cave. ______________________________________________

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Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 1:13pm.

Welcome, CAM!

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MeowMeow's picture

Although I am obsessed with 90210 (still DVR that shit, thanks to SoapNet) but never liked the Kelly Taylor character. (My inner cunt rallied around Brenda.)

But I feel really sorry for Jennie as a person, and she seems like a really down-to-earth mom of 3 who's trying to hold her shit together. Being a 40 year old woman in Hollywood would have to be hard anyway, without your husband running off and leaving you. She seems like a likeable gal. I hope she finds a young, hot guy to fill her time with in the future. She's still very pretty and hopefully that can segue into something better for her.

sweetstickyriceball's picture

MK is right...You're Kelly Fucking Taylor.

Janice Second's picture

Jennie should have taken a tip from the Shannen Doherty Guide on "How To Deal With Your Ex" and pulled a gun on him and threaten to hire someone to beat him up and sodomize him, like Shannen did with Dean Factor.

JUST SAYIN'

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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:53pm.
Group therapy on TV?! Have people lost ALL sense of boundaries and dignity?
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for a short answer... yes... yes they have.

the human race is going around the bowl, and down the hole...

what're you new?.... heehee!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

zomay's picture

The universe is bringing someone even better suited for you, so keep your eyes open and forget the nurse Jackie dude.

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to create something you don’t want.

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Team Brenda 4 EVA!

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Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:13pm.

In the words of the great Latrice Royal, in these situations, it's best to “Get up, look sickening, and make them eat it!”

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Seriously, now THIS needs to be on a t-shirt!

snowpiece's picture

Reality TV ain't goin NO WHERE, did you see any Reality swhows in the list of cancellations MK posted? No! Just stupid shows like CSI Miami!!
;P
as for Jennie, I feel bad for her, fucking Dr. Cullen!

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Dog's picture

I might feel for her is she didn't film her freaking therapy sessions for all the world to see. Yeah, your heart is broken but not enough for you to pick up the pieces in private.

She always struck me as the very clingy type.

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Any person would be devastated, especially if there are children involved, but why air it out on tv??

Anyone whose ever broken up know that sometimes you just get tired of the other person, even if they're the best looking, smartest, funniest, etc. It doesn't mean there's anything inherently wrong with the other person, you're just done with the relationship. Be proactive - go out, get on shape, etc.

dlaugher's picture

first grief, then the anger. that's the fun stage!

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I'm in the middle of a 5 year slog to become a therapist and the first thing you learn in your straight out of school- therapy for dummies classes are the basic principles of containment and confidentiality. I never fail to be astonished that any registered therapist would allow cameras in a session, let alone a group with other potentially vulnerable members. Seriously disgusting.

Who knows what happened in this divorce, but if he let a Little fame and attention go to his head and becone more important than his wife of 14 years and his children, well the man is a fool. Compliments and fair-weather love are not real and they don't last. If he became a nobody again tomorrow, how many of his new admirers would stick by him? Dazzled and deluded.

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Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:07pm

Yeah, ally mcbeal was a major offender with those songs. Especially the THEME SONG! Ugh. I loved Six Feet Under for so many reasons but i always loved how the background music was flawless, not try too hard. Brenda always played the best shit at her place! lol

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Mel-Tang's picture

I feel bad for her, but some things need to be kept private. It just doesn't come across as sincere when you do something like this for money. And her children are probably embarrassed as it is. No need to make it worse.

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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:40pm.
She seems like a good, involved parent, too, not always whoring her kids out like some other celebrities.
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Who's she gonna whore them out to? Apart from some wistfulness for the old 90210, no one cares about her or her (cute!) kids. She's a fringe celebrity at best.

Hekki's picture

I think Jennie wants the sympathy of the viewing public. It's understandable. You feel wronged and you want the whole world to know that you're the victim and look what he did to our family, etc.

Yeah, I get it. She's probably all kinds of hurt and not making the best decisions. I haven't been in that exact position, but I'd want people on "my side" if I were...

M.E.'s picture

chew - I agree about the reality TV thing. I am SO OVER IT! I don't even watch any of these shows, the fad of reality TV needs to die. Like, NOW.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:54am.

I did not realize that. I thought the show was something she orchestrated after her divorce proceedings became public knowledge. Which I thought was lame.

I wouldn't say I'm 'hating' on her - I just truly don't understand people who feel that private family or personal issues should be aired for the entire world to see. It's not just this - it's those Kardashians, the Bachelor/Bachelorette, etc. I don't get it, and I certainly don't understand how people can act normal and be entirely 'themselves' when there are cameras rolling all of the time. I also think it would be very disruptive to children.

But to each his/her own. *shrugs*

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Mustang Sally's picture

Group therapy on TV?! Have people lost ALL sense of boundaries and dignity? I don't care if they're sitting on pillows, chairs or The Thrill Hammer (look it up), it's ridiculous! I'm so glad I don't watch TV anymore.

Off topic: You people have corrupted me. When TexnDoc writes about the ex-husband's 'first public girlfriend', I read it as pubic. That happens a lot. You all have a lot to answer for! :-)

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:41am.
Some women need to learn to look and sound like they could care less that their significant other just left them. Don't whine and cry over him in public. Dont give him the satisfaction of knowing that he hurt you. Hold your head high, and continue to look fabulous even if you are dying on the inside and go home and put Adele on repeat and cry yourself to sleep with a gallon of Edys next to you every night. Its called integrity.
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Love it. Hilarious.

shandi's picture

I can't hate on her. I haven't seen her act catty or do mean/nasty things to other people. She married the guy thinking she would be with him forever, and then he decides he just doesn't want to do it anymore. Of course she's going to be sad/hurt/devastated. I really feel for her. She seems like a good, involved parent, too, not always whoring her kids out like some other celebrities. I don't think she should be thinking it's her fault. It's HIS fault for not honoring his marriage committment.

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Ok, I watched the clip. As much as I believe this should be done privately, I don't get the hate on her.

She is obviously devestaed and maybe she's letting this all be filmed to help shed a light to us normal folk that yeah, even in Hollyweird, as a celebrity, divorce hurts. No all of them are JLo and rollover to a new piece the instant the divorce papers are filed.

I only know him from "Nurse Jackie" and he plays a major immature douche so I'm sure the role isn't a huge departure for him.

jelliebean's picture

Oh MK I love your 90210 posts! To paraphrase you, re: Showgirls "It's not just a TV show, it's LIFE! Kelly needs to go have a banana split at the Peach Pit.

bornagainChristian's picture

Seriously Jennie.....he is a piece of crap. and Love sure is blind because he also looks like a douchebag. You can do much better. The problem is we are too young married, when our immaturity forces us into hasty choices better left to the ones with lowered expectations. We grow up, they dont. Then they stray because intellectually and spiritually they can't relate anymore. 'No one' understands them better than the barely out of their teens bobblehead idiot, who will ironically grow out of them in a few short years.

So count your blessings. You may not have dodged the bullet (marriage) that hit you in the past, but you have the power to make that graze wound disappear.

He'll be crying in his fruit loops within ten years.

pixxxie's picture

I'm not sure if i've been a lunatic because i'm just acting like an a*s lately or it's because I dont have 1 single f*ck to give...

I never bought into this good girl, holier than though schtick she has going on.. I always felt like she was more likely a raging b*tch behind the scenes..

Divorce sucks.. but many people have been through it either through their own or through family.. it sucks for everyone..

What I can say is airing your sh*t on tv is tacky, tacky, tacky sadly it's become the american way..

grow up. you're hurt but f*cking A GROW THE HELL UP!

adults.. killing me not so softly being opportunists.

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:14pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:09am.

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Very good advice! And here I thought you only wrote very funny Caption This statements. Thank you!

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don't mean to play psychotherapist here, but that quote of hers ""I think with any sort of rejection, you're angry that you weren't enough for that person. So I don't know if I'm angry at myself for not being enough, or if I'm angry at him for not considering me to be enough." just really bugged me. right off the bat.

Because I know what she's saying, and what comes next ... if she's smart, she'll take something useful away from that breakup ..

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:09am.
If you don't "plant your own garden and decorate your own soul" as the poem goes, you will have NOTHING when your significant other rips the rug out from under you. you have to build a little separate identity for yourself, apart from your relationship, so you have SOMETHING to fall back on when the rug is pulled out from under you. and never be 100% sure that it won't be. Fill your mind with a whole assortment of audiobooks, take up gardening, something zen, anything that does it for you, outside of your relationship. (except cheating, of course.).

Never let anyone consume you or pigeonhole you into a role so entirely, that you have nothing left for yourself. Giving all of yourself to a significant other is the height of folly.
(not talking about your kids here). . it's a nice idea; but devastating when things turn bad. Starting from absolute scratch, SUCKS.

I learned this lesson the hard way
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Very good advice! And here I thought you only wrote very funny Caption This statements. Thank you!

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Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:23am.

Here's a link to Comes the Dawn (thank you Google!):

http://www.scrapbook.com/poems/doc/7865/288.html

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cocoebert's picture

In the words of the great Latrice Royal, in these situations, it's best to “Get up, look sickening, and make them eat it!”

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i know nothing about "Kelly Taylor", her husband, her show, or 90210, but... i'm so intrigued to hear more of MK's "floor pillow therapy sessions".

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Twat Muffin's picture

Banilla Bagina -- OMG, "raspy female folksy songs" -- I want to shoot the TV when I hear one of those fucking songs, too!!!

I despise Peter Facinelli on "Nurse Jackie." He is so annoying!

rukiddingme's picture

She should have kept this between her and her friends & left the cameras out of it. Especially having kids, it's never a good idea to go off on one of these rants/breakdowns & let the kids see you do it, or in their case, be able to watch it online. But then, this was all about ratings I'm sure, and no one gives a shit about the kids watching this someday & how it will affect them....I think this was a bad move on her part, but what do I know?

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