Tyson Beckford Says His Fap Tape Isn't Worth Your Time
When TMZ said that someone is trying to sell a 45 minute-long jack off tape starring Tyson Beckford, horny whores from all around laid down the tarp, stocked up on lube, Saran Wrapped their mouse and made sure the credit card they use only for porn sites has enough room on it to buy this shit when it comes out. But Tyson said on Twitter that it's not that serious and everyone can pull up their chonies, because the tape is not worth your fapping energy.
TMZ says that the tape is of Tyson handjobbing himself during a webcam chat with a lady model. In between squeezing his peen, Tyson bitches about always being mistaken for Tyrese and talks about some of his co-stars. Tyson tweeted (and then deleted) about his solo sexy times tape yesterday:
Tyson went on Twitter yesterday to address the issue with fans ... saying he's "sad but life goes on."
"Don't even faze me" ... Tyson added ... "We all do it, just mine got caught on film."
He also admitted, "Not much of a sex tape lol."
Who cares if Tyson's sex tape is nothing but him yanking at his dick while saying through clenched teeth "I am not Tyrese dammit, I am not Tyrese dammit" over and over again? Who cares if Tyson's unpruned crotch shrub is going to distract us from the hand-on-dick action? Who cares if it's suspiciously suspect that Tyson's fap tape is mysteriously making the rounds just weeks before his reality shit show comes out? Who cares if Tyson's dumb ass didn't think to promote his reality show in his fap tape by using anal beads (with "The Choice, this summer on FOX" written on each bead) on himself? Who cares about any of that? The only thing I care about is whether or not Tyson's self-love tape is coming out before or after OctoMom's, because we're going to need a palate cleanser.
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he looks pretty good for a 40 year old guy, could easily pass as early 30s.
but jerking off is boring, seriously its just a guy pulling his dick, its not that interesting.
pulling your dick for a guy is a necessity, its like riding a bike, no big deal.
thats why solo jerking off porn are soo boring,...and if it takes 45 minutes, thats way too long to just watch a guy spanking the salami, no matter how hot.
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He really is quite lovely to look at. I thought he was good in Zoolander. He is a himbo, but that's aiight.
I'm not a perv and I'm not into porn but a tape of Tyson fapping would be a supreme gift!!!!!!!!! Can I pre-order????
Tyson Beckford is the hottest man on the planet.
carry on.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 2:57pm.
"This dude has never done anything for me. What is his profession exactly? "
you're looking at it. showin' his underdrawers is all he is known for. that and kissin Tyra's ass
and i agree with him. nothing he does is worth my time.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
His mom is part Chinese. : )
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
PFFTTT!!!
I can go for an hour before anyone gets hurt!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
He looks nothing like Tyrese! Tyson is way hotter!
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I am really curious: did his forearm cramp up during this marathon session? does he go that long frequently? does he worry about carpal tunnel? did he take over a layer or two of skin in the process?
So many questions...
But, the biggest one is, how can watching one dude spank it for 45 fucking minutes be sexy? I think it would be boring.
I remember him on the Chris Rock show. He had an interview and then they did some little funny "Win a Date with Tyson" thing at the end of his interview. I wanted to find just that, but I found the whole interview instead, but it has big ass french subtitles. Oh, well, take what you can get. The interview is funny, but the Win a Date thing doesn't happen until about 5:28...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm2aCmug1R4
This dude has never done anything for me. What is his profession exactly? I remember him in the Unbreak my Heart video with Toni Braxton back in the day and some Marky-Mark type underwear ads,but other than that just another self absorbed pretty boy. I can't stand Tyrese either but at least the man can sing and can act.
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Why would someone with that body do that to his arms? Not a fan of tattoos but DEFINITELY not a fan of sleeves.
45 minutes?! Jesus, get to the point already.
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"Guys used to not be so scary to me, but I used to drink a lot, so I was NEVER scared. I would just walk up to a guy in a bar & I'd be like 'Hey! Yeah, uh.. STICK IT IN!!' " ~Margaret Cho
TI's situation makes his look 'scaped. Jussayin.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:52pm.
Grammar rant- on Saturday my dumb shit sister in-law kept saying lie-berry instead of library. The first time I thought I heard her wrong, but then she said it another 6-7 times after that. She's a TEACHER!!!
Damnit. I don't think they look alike I Just get their names confused. Tyrese was in Baby Boy and Tyson was in Britney's Toxic video. And Tyson is way way hotter.
Derp.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
As nice as he is to look at, I can't even imagine watching someone rough up the suspect for almost an hour. jebus, I can get off four times in an hour, ( I am female, however)
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
45 minutes? How tantric.
Lol Darknight!
I needed a laugh today and the first article brought it. Thanks, MK!
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:23pm.
Who the fuck jerks off for fortyfivefucking minutes?
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*raises non-busy hand*
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LMAO!!! The only guy I could see yanking it for this long is if he/she has one of those paid "private" webcam gigs...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Money shot? If not, i dont care for this video.
I'd forgotten what an unpruned crotchal area Tyson had, but still hot damn, he nice! LMAO at his clenched teeth while fapping! Why bother, by the sounds of it, one can just log on and get him live... hehehe But very bad for reminding me about OctoMom's tape MK, ICK NAST! ;|
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:23pm.
Who the fuck jerks off for fortyfivefucking minutes?
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*raises non-busy hand*
Tyrese isn't as attractive as Tyson...don't get me wrong, Tyrese could still get it, but Tyson? Dayum.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 1:04pm.
Is this the wicked delight some of you get from trolling the Brangeloonies at JJ? I could get used to this!
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Yup, You'll have certain people that come at you hard and you just make sure evertime you fuck with them you goof on those people by name....they LOVE that :)!
I have two or three people that HATE me and I make a point out of telling them how pathetic they really are..you know, shit like that.lol!
MJT - No, that is Tyson. Not Tyrese.
*drools over Tyrese*
Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 1:15pm.
I think he has dated everybody though, he has a rep. With his looks can you blame him??
Nope.
Hekki
Was she (the amen't) girl Irish? Amen't was a real Irish thing years back but you still here it said nowadays at time. Drives me nuts.
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Dark-sided!
So ridiculously beautiful this man...he looks like he could be part Asian, too. Swoon
I think he has dated everybody though, he has a rep. With his looks can you blame him??
I'm so confused. That picture is Tyrese not Tyson. Right?
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Thanks, IF. My head just assploded.
Some of those are new for me. "Colon" and "asswholes" are definitely new, but not surprising. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I knew a girl who used to say "amen't". As in, "I amen't hungry". ??? At least it wasn't "ain't".
So he's trash talking while jerking off? Hott!
Srsly, he is too good looking - he almost doesn't look real.
So... it's not Tyrese..? *not interested*
And DAYUM! @ 45 min. my lady bits hurt just thinking about this.(no they don't)
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:52pm.
"DOESN'T faze me." DOESN'T.
I can't with all this shitty grammar. What the fuck is wrong with people? Even my three year old knows this.
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Hekki, you don't think 'education' is actually a priority for these celebs, do you?! They doesn't care!
I also hate "could care less" - do people realize what they are saying when they say that?
And I know this is a propos of nothing here but I deal with women all the time who say they had "post-partum" or their friend has "post-partum". Post partum what? Farts? It's Latin for "after birth" and there's a lof of "post-partum" issues that are not depression. Post-partum pain, post-patrum numbness, post-partum bleeding, etc etc etc.
You'll like this - A+ on "bicuriously!" http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/twitter-spelling-mistakes
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Dark-sided!
ok how big his dick is?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
OT: I'm spending the rest of the day here because I made a bitchy, baity comment on Jezebel and I think there's a mob with pitchforks after me over there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is this the wicked delight some of you get from trolling the Brangeloonies at JJ? I could get used to this!
Submitted by Doll-Parts: "He is totally the Ebony Cibrian..."
OMG!
*looks around*
Will I be considered racist if I laugh at that? Because that was too funny.
45 minutes is too long for anything! Someone please put together a montage. 5 mins is all i need.
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WTF? Who chokes the chicken for 45 minutes? Seriously, is Rosie and her five sisters that usual that she can't get you off in 5?
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:52pm.
He is totally the Ebony Cibrian...got a squint that just won't quit!
LMAO!!!!! Ebony Cibrian!
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Douchechill!
I would watch it for a few minutes just to see what he's got going on..but 45? That just sounds boring...
So HAWT, but always seems douchey...or is that Tyrese that's a douche? He is totally the Ebony Cibrian...got a squint that just won't quit!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
"DOESN'T faze me." DOESN'T.
I can't with all this shitty grammar. What the fuck is wrong with people? Even my three year old knows this.
Ugh, those pics with all his man fur. Men who don't manscape are selfish fuckers. Going down there with all that hair must be vile. ________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:44pm.
submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:42pm.
WHO JERKS OFF FOR 45 MINUTES??
Jack let's not get into this right now but you'd be AMAZED when I TELL you
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LOL, if we are talking about you then I will need video footage for evidence - thanks in advance! But, I'm not talking about females... I've seen women have multiple orgasms for what seems like eternity. I just can't picture a guy yanking it longer than 5 to 10 minutes... ESPECIALLY if he did not know he was being filmed... not trying to impress anyone, just keep your eye on the prize and shoot. 45 minutes and he'd rubbed his skin off his dick.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I just want to know if his claims that "he is black where it counts" are true.
*slutface*
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
If anyone watches it, would ya mind just tellin' me if he opens his squinty-ass eyes at all? I'd watch it, but I've got dishes to do.
"Git on that." --Michael K
submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:42pm.
WHO JERKS OFF FOR 45 MINUTES??
Jack let's not get into this right now but you'd be AMAZED when I TELL you
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:38pm.
I thought this was Tyrese.
LOL I see it!