Night Crumbs
What fuckery hath Time Magazine wrought? Yes, that's Jason Biggs, and no, I don't know why either. - SOW
NeNe Leakes goes from choking out Kim Zolciak to verbally choking out Ellen Barkin - Towleroad
I don't mind Casper Smart's sunglasses, but that's probably because I think there's something adorable about babies wearing glasses - Lainey Gossip
I do not condone hacking, but I do condone making William Levy's fuck tapes acceptable to my parts - Celebitchy
Mena Suvari's ex-husband is trying real hard to get into the Gold Digging Hall of Fame - The Superficial
Charlize Theron in InStyle - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Why did my brain have to tell my eyes that this isn't Callista Gingrich - Hollywood Tuna
And I'd still put my mouth on every single one of them - The Berry
Popping babies brought the sexy out of MiserAlba - Popoholic
Michael Ass Bender's on-screen piss stream might have gained him a fan in Kim Kardashian, but it lost him an Oscar - ICYDK
The LOOK: All of this is - OMG Blog
Freddie Prinze Jr. actually spotted out in the wild - Popsugar
PedoBear's second cousin? - Cityrag
RiRi delivers some fucked up CleoCATra glamour - Just Jared
Yoga turtle Russell Simmons defends RiRi's honor - Crunk + Disorderly
Isabel Lucas at some festival - Hollywood Rag
Katherine Heigl and her husband named their daughter Adalaide. Seriously. - I'm Not Obsessed
You have to be a new kind of dumb to bring out your cell phone in front of noted phone thief and lady beater Chris Brown - Celebslam
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Hey Jason - Why don't you try just a liiiiittle bit harder?
@ToxicSparkles: Adelaide, Australia? As do I! Small world!
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
EC- I know he's not Good looking as such, he's actually kinda funny looking. There is just something about him that exudes sex, you can almost smell it off the screen. It's very rare that I go all drooly at the mouth for a celebrity- all the talentless pretty boys seem so boring and fake. I like a real, sweaty, broad shouldered mature manly man.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Jason Biggs is disgusting, He was never even remotely hot, but seemed like a funny guy.
Jason, who's the man in the pink shirt and what's he doing there? lol!
William Levy looks stripperific! Theron is stupendous! Not getting out of the car = lamedouchetardbrown ;p
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I live in Adelaide, i don't mind it as a name but the spelling annoys me lol
Buffy & hubby (Freddie Prinze Jr) actually seem like one of the few semi-normal couples in Hollywood. Cute: taking their daughter to the zoo, together.
As long as women are taking their ex-husbands to the cleaners in divorces, why shouldn't men do the same to their ex-wives? It's equal-opportunity gold digging.
Mena Suvari has the most amazing bod. And her hubby sounds douchaaay.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Casper Smart and JLo are the most ridiculous couple in Hollywood. That write up on him is spot on.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
It's always a good day when J.Alba makes an appearance on the D.
Jason Biggs used to be hot. I would have hit that, a thousand times over. But, after the purchase of a lady of the night story, and seeing this photograph ... ew. Just ew.
Imagine the level of self loathing you'd need to have to marry Jason Biggs.
Jason Biggs' wife clearly likes her whores white.
Gross Levy!!! Okay, I'm in.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 7:15pm.
I really can't stand Jason Biggs or his wannabe hipster wife. She wrote this extremely bizarre article about buying a hooker to have a threesome with them in Las Vegas. I always thought he was sorta creepy, but that really solidified their creepiness for me.
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She sounds like she might potentially be a hipster racist as well: http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
Jason Biggs is a big ZERO. His wife is hideous.
That link with the messed up cakes was amusing....
*want to hear*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 7:58pm.
Don't know her, but I'm just guessing here. She says what guys want to her. She is the fake orgasm of Twitter.
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 7:46pm.
I am still amazed that Jason Biggs was actually able to find a sighted female to marry him.
Yeah, her over use of WHORE was very irritating, as well as the idea she has that she is actually funny.
Oh, and Ms.Biggs was voted one of the top 18 most funny females on Twitter!
Now THAT is such an honor of distinction! *eye roll*
I dunno who she is, but she looks unimpressed.
Also, Biggs' wife is trashy as hell. She sounds like a 13-year-old trying to sound badass.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 7:30pm
WOW. I can't get over how much she kept saying "whore."
She is vile!
I've actually known couples to buy a lady of the night for the evening. 1. they always split, and 2. if I were going to share my husband with a prosti, he better be a hell of a lot cooler than Jason Biggs.
Here is the creepy article Biggs' wife wrote that Louise was talking about, and it IS creepy!
She is such a classy gal!
http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/jenny-and-her-husband-get-a-whore
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 6:26pm.
Hiya Precocious! Long time, no see!
*gooses Precocious*
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Whoop--whoo hoo! *reddens*
Jason Biggs...no.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
I really can't stand Jason Biggs or his wannabe hipster wife. She wrote this extremely bizarre article about buying a hooker to have a threesome with them in Las Vegas. I always thought he was sorta creepy, but that really solidified their creepiness for me.
Dear Jason:
Oh har har, you funny guy.
Not.
xoxox,
Everyone But You and That Ugly Chick
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Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 6:28pm.
Sorry Clairey, but I do not get the Fassbender appeal at all. What am I missing that everyone else sees?
Rihanna looks like a really ugly man in drag.
Is that Bret Ratner's fat ass I see sitting on that sofa? I can't tell if there is a plate of shrimp in his lap or not.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 6:24pm.
That sitcom with Ellen Barkin looks awful. Woman, didn't you SAVE that Revlon money? Quit embarrassing yourself.
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Oh I think she still has plenty from that Ronald Pereman divorce, the guy with a face like a hemmorhoid. Not sure why she's doing this.
Obviously, Heigel can no longer afford a stylist. That bitch is a mess of outdated fashion choices.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Adalaide sounds like an Adderall chaser. Too precious and trying too hard. Poor kid.
I'm worrying myself how much I'm starting to obsess over Michael Fassbender. I know you were supposed to be repulsed by his character in Shame but all I could think about was one flash of that smile and I'd be one night standing him all over the nearest car bonnet.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Hiya Precocious! Long time, no see!
*gooses Precocious*
That sitcom with Ellen Barkin looks awful. Woman, didn't you SAVE that Revlon money? Quit embarrassing yourself.
Just me that thought that was Lourdes?
Seconded, EC! He sucks so much ass!
How I hate Jason Biggs!