Tuesday, May 15th 2012

Obligatory Title: Jay-Z's Got 99 Problems, But Gay Marriage Ain't One

Personally, the only rapper I want to hear from when it comes to the topic of gay marriage is Chris "Daddy Mac" Smith from Kris Kross, but in the meantime I guess we'll listen to what Jay-Z has to say about this. During a talk with CNN's Poppy Harlow (Side Note: I wish my name was Poppy Harlow.) about stuff, Jay-Z was asked if he's Yay-Z or Nay-Z for marriage being legal for everyone. Jay-Z co-signed what Obama had to say:

“I’ve always thought it as something that was still holding the country back. What people do in their own homes is their business and you can choose to love whoever you love. That’s their business. It's no different than discriminating against blacks. It’s discrimination plain and simple."

Jay-Z also said that it really doesn't matter if Obama's support costs him some votes, because it was the right thing to do as a human being.

Because I am pretty much a professional nitpicker, my irises took a few steps to the side at the word "choose" and moved all the way to the side at the word "in their own homes." This is rich coming from a multi-millionaire who owns 45 mansions across the world including an estate covered with iridescent dolphin tears on an island in Antarctica that you can only get to by hovercraft yacht. Excuse you, Jay-Z, but some people live with their parents, siblings and/or roommates and can't do their business in their own homes. Some have to do it in the dark part of an empty subway train, the last stall in the men's room of a bar, the last row in a movie theater playing LOL, between parked cars, a random apartment building room, etc... etc... So what I'm getting from this is that Jay-Z is pro gay marriage, but anti-public fucking..... and anti-homelessness. I see how it is.

And I can't wait for Newsweek to declare Jay-Z as "Gay-Z" on their cover.


via HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K


WithinReason...'s picture

Meh, still a good position to have on equal rights! And still don't like Jay-Z... ;P

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You're right, The Heckler.

And I get the feeling that which ever way the election goes, Obama will change his mind to whatever suits his current situation best.

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Most of you have already said things best about the convenience of Obama's statement(s), so I'll say "here, here" and just add one more thing.

If he was really an advocate for gay marriage he would be willing to bring the issue before the supreme court and make it a federal issue. As it stands it's a state issue, so him saying "I PERSONALLY believe in gay marriage" is simply that . . . his personal opinion which won't alter anything (except it will alter sales of newsweek).

There's nothing heroic or life changing for people pro/anti gay marriage in his statement.

As for Gay-Z well, meh.

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Well said Miss Malevolent!

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I think people should be catagorized....Assholes and Non-Assholes and be fuckin' done. If you are a Non-Asshole you can do as you please. If you are an Asshole, then you ain't doin' shit without the Non-Asshole's approval.
I call Asshole Picker!....errrr, ummmm, Asshole designator. Crap. Nevermind.
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TexnDoc's picture

Great to read through the link there about Chipmunk's box office flop. As Granny would say "I like to read nice things.". About people I hate.

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"Politician polishes his halo ahead of election time!"

NEWS AT 10

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:40am.

joanne ita, too much hate and greed in everything. And what is the damned problem with treating people (all people) with equality?

Miss Malevolent's picture

Hilarious...

This man was for gay marriage in Chicago when it was politically convenient.
Then he was against gay marriage when it was politically convenient.
Now he's for gay marriage when it is politically convenient.

Of course, that's not flip flopping...it's "evolving". You know, kind of how Mitt evolved on health care.

If the GLBT voters of the world are swayed by this latest media tactic by Obama and his minions...well there is an old saying.

"There is a sucker born every minute".

And might I also add.

"A man of word's and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds."

Isn't it funny that Obama is so brave for having the same stance on gay marriage as Dick "I'm an evil robot" Cheney?

*eyeroll*

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Well Michael K, if your daddy was British TV Chef Jamie Oliver, "Poppy Harlow" WOULD be your name.
"Poppy Honey Rosie"
"Daisy Boo Pamela"
"Petal Blossom Rainbow"

Yep, those are his daughter's full names. And he just had a boy: "Baby Bear Maurice"

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:02pm.

Both sides of the aisle are horrific. I hate them all.

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I don't know if there is anything I care about less, than Jay-Z's thoughts on gay marriage. Not even the fist-pumper from Ohio.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:26am.
FAGGOT
FAGGOT
FAGGOT

IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE BRO

STFU Jay-Z. How about speaking out about how many African-American kids are growing up in homes without dad's or proper child support from their parents too?

As far as Obama's statement, good; but really, how many years later is he now saying this? Attention whore using it for campaign reasons only. I wonder how long his team sat on that before giving the green light. They let Biden test it out first.

Both sides of the aisle are horrific. I hate them all.

bigorexia's picture

MissJaneTexas - couldn't have said it better myself!

Thamar's picture

Hekki perfect summary of evolving situation. Somethings cannot be stopped. Dunno dlister that said it, risking an election to do this is courage.

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Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:38am.

Romney's wife once said...tip of the Mitt & unzip the Mitt! Really madame? No one wants to go there but you mmmk?!

WTF? LOLOLOL

Mel-Tang's picture

Yay! Let's hurry up and put that in the history books before he changes his mind like Obama does.

He is a phony like the rest of them. None of them care. It's just to gain attention.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:26am.

Discrimination IS wrong. Team... Jay Z? *throws up a little*

Discrimination is wrong. I wish more would speak out about it instead of throwing out all that hate.
To much hate and greed in music these day.
Also Team Jay Z and barfing.

edit..can't spell.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Good for him. What people fail to realize is that so many people in the anti-gay black community look up to him and maybe he can open their eyes. Maybe not. The fact that there are women and black people in this country who are so vehemently against equal rights for gay people is straight laughable. I guess be glad that eventually someone realized that putting your rights up for vote was unfair. There is no difference here.

Team Jay-Z.

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Romney's wife once said...tip of the Mitt & unzip the Mitt! Really madame? No one wants to go there but you mmmk?!

cocoebert's picture

elmo533,

I see your point, though I don't think Obama will lose votes because of this (though indeed it might fire up the Republican base, like you said). Obama supporters tend to be pro-marriage equality anyway. I think that the tide is turning on this issue- people are increasingly pro-marriage equality, particularly younger people. Of course, the youth vote is really elusive, but Obama may be able to fire up his own base, which is pretty disillusioned with him right now.

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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:13am.

They are all weak minded and phonier than a 3 dollar bill. Nothing gets said or printed in the press without an alterior motive. Obama doesn't give 3 shits about gay marriage. Trust.
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I don't think he gives a rats ass either - he was forced into making a statement. But at least he opted to support gay marriage unlike that Romney moron.

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I'm sure old Tourette's mouf Joe got taken out back to the woodshed after that. They should know by now to treat him like he's Britney Spears. Anyway it forced the prez's hand and he didn't get to address this in a way that he ideally would have preferred.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:26am.
Jay-Z backs Obama on gay marriage

Oh good. I'm sure Obama feels so reassured right now that he has a rapper's support.

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Actually Obama probably does. They are tight as can be.

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:24am.

Just call him Jay-Z Metta Wold Peace!

I also agree with you on the rap issue. He is only as big by default.

elmo533's picture

I think this may end up back firing for Obama. Republicans seem to already be wary of Mitt (I still can't with that name) Romney even though he's the Republican nominee, but being pro gay marriage may firmly loose him a lot of voted, especially from anti gay marriage blacks, and states rights supporters. For fear that he'll make gay marriage a national right (overriding sate bans) they won't vote for him.

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Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:18am.
I don't do bandwagons, so I am not jumping on this one. My opinion on this matter will stay my own.

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You're implying that marriage equality is merely a bandwagon issue- like some passing fad. It's not for many people who fight for it.

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Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:18am.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:58am.
Good. I'll take it.
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Jay-Z backs Obama on gay marriage

Oh good. I'm sure Obama feels so reassured right now that he has a rapper's support.

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FAGGOT
FAGGOT
FAGGOT

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Discrimination IS wrong. Team... Jay Z? *throws up a little*

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how do gay people consumate their marriage?...just curious....

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:49am.
Well thank God Jay-Z has given his blessing to both the gay community and the President. Now all is right with the world.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 11:13am.

They are all weak minded and phonier than a 3 dollar bill. Nothing gets said or printed in the press without an alterior motive. Obama doesn't give 3 shits about gay marriage. Trust.
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I don't think he gives a rats ass either - he was forced into making a statement. But at least he opted to support gay marriage unlike that Romney moron.

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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:58am.
Good. I'll take it.

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Pretty much this.

stefystef's picture

I don't do bandwagons, so I am not jumping on this one. My opinion on this matter will stay my own.

But let me say I never liked Jay Z. His rap was always lame to me. Only because Notorious BIG and Tupac managed to get themselves killed and Ice T and Ice Cube got out of the rap game (smart moves from both men), does everyone think Jay Z is the god of hip hop.

He is not. He is just the last man standing...

I will have more respect for those who don't make statements and just advocate for their beliefs without putting a mike in their face.
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Have to agree. When my mom and her sis moved here from England, her sis ( my aunt) wound up living down south with the guy she married.
My mom went to vist, before I was born, and actually saw the "White only" restsrooms. It shocked the shit out of her.
Hopefully we can reach the point where discrimination against gays will also " shock the shit" out of people.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:57am.
Why all the negativity? This is great. Think of all of his homophobic fans who look up to him. It will definitely make them think twice.

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Highly unlikely.

Anyway it is pretty pathetic that individuals cannot form opinions on their own, and think a certain way UNTIL their idol says "Think as I do".

In the end, the people STILL think the same way, they just pretend to have changed, until it hits them directly, then it is back to to the same old, same old ways.

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BRRRAP!
Welcome aboard the "getting mentally spit on in the south" train J.

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They are all weak minded and phonier than a 3 dollar bill. Nothing gets said or printed in the press without an alterior motive. Obama doesn't give 3 shits about gay marriage. Trust.

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ROTFLMAO JACKO-Z!

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Don't like him but can't disagree either... Sure he could have gone further - maybe if they ask him again, he'll elaborate more... I think the statement is positive!

HAhahahaha MK on so many dirty places for you to GET IT! lolol and I am trying to keep it classy when I say that, futile, I know! Now, I'll be imagining all sorts of naughty deeds EVERYWHERE beoatch!!!! ;)

"professional nitpicker" - lmao, I'd say you sound like a professional DPHIC dark-place ho in charge hehehehehe ;D

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I am confused, the blacks come out to support a down low president?!?!
How intelligent is jay z and the blacks that support obama? The blacks don't say anything about ndaa, ndrp but I guess they used to being killed, not having anything and the government just coming over and taking it.

Yeah, because gays getting married is holding back the country. NOT the pointless wars, NOT the black-on-black crime, NOT the trillions of dollars that's pumped into the system out of thin air by the feds, NOT the opium that's being grown in Afghanistan for Big Pharma, NOT the corporations moving millions of jobs clean across the Pacific ocean. Not the banks, not Israel provoking war with Iran.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Hello.. his mother Gloria is rumored to be lesbian. and for years he's been rumored to be gay...he knows the lifestyle.. It's whatever.. Why do pple concern themselves with what other pple are doing. I don't give a fuck who u fuck, as long as it's not mine... It's all so ridiculous.. Be with who the eff u wanna be with...It's truly sad that pple are so judgmental.

Go Jay Z!!! Go!!!!

Athina's picture

Ok, Jay-Z, you're all set on your gay rights and rights for African Americans. Cool, as it should be. Now how about you go back and justify your negative and misogynistic views on women? I wonder which one your daughter is---a bitch or a hoe?

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:58am.
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.... 'men from his group are charged with inflicting on their perceived enemies throughout this fall, using scissors and battery-operated clippers...'

Marauding hairdressers... what's next, gangs of waxers? :)

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Oh Jay-Z, you're so wise. You're like a tall version of Buddha... who looks like a California Raisin.

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Any so called gay person wanting marriage to apply to them is a fool. Anyone indulging in marriage as presented by the state and the church is a fool. Research people - knowledge is power

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Good. I'll take it.

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Please do not think that I support or endorse Amish haircutting hate crimes in any manner but ....

God in heaven I wish my name were Johnny Mullet.

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