Ryan Seacrest Is Buying Ellen Degeneres' $49 Million Estate
Seen here licking up the dollar signs that regularly blow out of Pimp Mama Kris' ass at Ellen K's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony last week, Ryan Seacrest is moving out of his Hobbit cottage and into a gigantic ass estate that's almost bigger than his home village of Hobbiton in the Shire. Both the Hollywood Reporter and TMZ say that Ryan is now the proud owner of Ellen Degeneres' $49 million compound. It's the estate that the Kuntrashians and American Idol bought!
TMZ is hearing that Ryan is paying only a couple million dollars below asking, but a different source tells THR that Joel McHale's littlest arch rival is paying far from asking. It doesn't matter if Ryan paid with a giant pot of gold or with an adorable leprechaun jig, he's still calling three acres in Beverly Hills "home." On the three acres is a 9,200-square-foot mansion, a 3-bedroom house, 2 guest houses and a pool that Ryan may drown in if he forgets to wear his water wings. Ellen bought the place in 2007 for $29 million and spent five years and several million dollars building the other properties on the estate. Ellen listed it a year ago for $60 million but later reduced that shit to $49 million. Real estate agent Kurt Rappaport worked out the deal for both Ellen AND Ryan, so if you're related to him now is the time to ask for a loan you won't pay back.
This is a big estate for such a tiny man boy, but Ryan needs the room! The goats he sacrifices to Lucifer to keep the Kuntrashians on top of the whore chain will stay in one house, his beards will stay in another and he and his relatives will use the third house to make the delicious Fudge Stripe cookies we all love. But seriously, screw Ryan for this. Ryan infected humanity with the oozing, pus-filled ass wart that is the Kuntrashians and this is how he's punished? With a multi-million dollar palace? I hope that every time he shuts his tiny eyelids in that place, Ray J's boomerang dick haunts his dreams. Actually, I don't think he'd mind that...
Here's a few pictures of Ryan's new leprechaun kingdom and a few more from Ellen K's Walk of Fame ceremony. It's been a long minute since I've seen Ellen K. When did she become a mash-up of every Real Housewife of Orange County?
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Wow! These people are rich, a lot richer than I thought. I hope I'll have that kind of money some day, in fact I made the first step with AbsoluteWealth.com and I dare to be more optimistic about the future.
who the hell is ellen k.????????
MsLewis, I'll tell you why I dislike Seacrest: He likes to demean women. I don't like that stunt he pulled on Kathy Griffin and I don't think he's all that nice. He does have talent for getting people to hire him despite his minial talent and creepy looks. So fuck that guy.
Merv Griffin gave us the Gabor sisters, Seacrest has the Kardashians.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 11:01am.
wow Ellen Denegeres has come a long way, not long ago, she was an outcast cuz she came out as a lesbian and you couldnt put her on TV even if you suck a million tv executive dicks.
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Actually, I think a lot of Ellen's comeback has to do with Blowsie O'Donnell's demise b/c she's thin, nice, doesn't hate men (mind you that she may still be a total b!tch who hates men behind closed doors, but she's much better at hiding it). So I guess ppl figured that if they're gonna get a gayelle talk show queen to rival Orkah, it might as well be the *harmless* one of the two ** shrugs **
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Thank you WinterOwl! She's been on Keeping Up a few times.
Ita Hekki with the DC & MG comparative.
wow Ellen Denegeres has come a long way, not long ago, she was an outcast cuz she came out as a lesbian and you couldnt put her on TV even if you suck a million tv executive dicks.
and now she owns $49 million massions... how the fuck did her life turn around? did she sign a deal with satan also?
WTH is an Ellen K?
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Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue as to who Ellen K is or why she is getting a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame?
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 9:01am.
The difference is Merv Griffin and Dick Clark brought us some real talent. RS brought us the Kuntrashians.
Good point.
Seacrest is a true self-made man. He's built an empire. I might not care for what he's shilling but I respect what he's done with it. On that note, NO ONE needs a 49 million dollar home. That's gross. Seacrest & DeGeneres should be ashamed.
I have to hand it to the little fucker... he works is ass off. I can't hate on that.
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The difference is Merv Griffin and Dick Clark brought us some real talent. RS brought us the Kuntrashians. So I don't hate on him for his wealth -- I hate on him for the sh!t he manufactured to get it.
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Is he fingering her?
I don't know why but I've always really liked him..don't watch Idol anymore but him and Simon were the best parts...he seems like a nice guy.
Ryan Semencrust has quietly amassed a fortune and even more importantly, POWER. He's like Merv Griffin and Dick Clark. He's not (IMO) highbrow and artsy but his crap appeals to the unwashed masses who are happy to lap up the pop hash he's slinging. I'll hand it to a whore. He grabbed it all.
It's funny but I've never heard a bad word about him. Either he's charming or everyone is afraid to talk.
Some of these comments are hilarious! Why the fuck are people envious of Seacreast and his money? The man worked like a whore to get it and now he's working even harder to keep what he has and get more. Nothing wrong with that. It used to be the American way and people were proud that you could work hard and see results. What happen? All this jealously is nuts. And rich people have to spend their money on SOMETHING. It might as well be a big-ass house in BevHills. The man's gotta live somewhere and that house is nice. (There was a spread in ArchDigest a couple years ago. Look it up.)
And, anybody can get a star on the Walk of (alleged) Fame. All they have to do is get someone to put out $25K. I mean, even that ugly-ass Mary Hart for Entertainment Tonight has a star there. The Walk of Fame is not like it used to be back when real stars were rewarded for being stars. Now you walk down that street and look at the names and all you can say is "Who's that" and keep on walking. I know, I just did that a few months ago.
Who the fuck is Ellen K?
MK is on fire with this post!
who knew a fat fuck chubbette tart (look up his childhood photos) would end up a rich super millionaire with a ponchance for islander men dick, and ends up buying a scissor sissy's house.
i hate ryan seacrest because he created the fucking kardassians and i just want to get a huge fucking baseball bat and shove it up his ass, problem is, it would be like throwing a hot dog down the hall way, he wont feel a thing.
He's so gross. The guy has no life. His work IS his life I guess.
Anyone who has that amount of money to spend on shelter alone is an asshole.
I just feel sorry for all those pleps and suckers who watch his shows. I can't believe that anyone would watch their shows if not to laugh at them. Their a joke. I rich one,but a joke all the same.
I see they rounded up enough clueless bystanders to make it look like people showed up.
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Who is that hideous blonde with all the wrinkles? Is that Kim Zolciak? Wow I am right she does look like a man in drag.....
So much makeup on everybody. Gross.
LASux, she's Gycrests sidekick on an L.A. Top 40 radio station.
And she also narrates TLC's My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.
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Seriously, WHO IS ELLEN K?????
Well, this "tiny man boy" does seem to work extremely hard for his fortune but from the face he has on in every pic, he must LOVE the money enough to endure all the KK's and assorted other "leprechaun" friends he surrounds himself with! That's his punishment... lolllolollol
"Joel McHale's littlest arch rival" - HAHAHAHA!
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Property tax is going to be roughly a million a year. Not to mention landscaping, pool maintenance, felch room sanitizing, and other assorted cleaning expenses.
WSJ says the actual selling price is $37m. Even that seems fat to me, but 3 acres is considered a lot there. Think of the hectares of vineyard land in Sonoma you could buy for that money. Or maybe a house on a bluff in Half Moon Bay...
Seacrest always seemed blessed to me. He's not especially talented but he's done very well regardless.
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@naughtychimp - rest assured there are
many extremely wealthy people who have foundations
and are donating money for research. They just
aren't very "exciting" otherwise and
certainly not appearing in gossip blogs
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Oh, I know. I just wish that they were the ones that kids looked up to and who the general populace admired instead of these useless entertainment A-holes.
I understand.
Ellen k was Rick Dees' sidekick on the very popular morning show he had on KIIS.fm for over 20 years, if you had your young kids in the car it was Rick, if not it was Howard...but I guess that deserves a star?
anyhoes, here's more pics of the house if anyone cares:
http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2012/05/seacrest-buys-degeneres-bev-hil...
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@damian vargas - I have re-read all of the posts
thus far and while many people were not
aware of who Ellen K is, I could not find
evidence that anyone was under the misapprehension
that any of the kardashians had received a star.
Normally I would have no problem with Ryan being a mogul but I agree that it's really tragic that he had to inflict the K's on us to get where he is today.
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Not that anyone cares about actual facts around here but Ellen k is an l.a. Radio staple. She's been on kiis fm for as long as I can remember. They give out stars to people like that in the business all the time. They're also pretty much just bought which is why a lot of times a major star will get one right around the time of a new project.
I like how people didn't actually read and assumed a kardashian got one. Technically they could but I hope people pay better attention to detail in real life.
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I think you were the only one that mentioned a Kardashian getting a star...smdh
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I thought Khloe Kuntrashian had bleached her hair at first!
@naughtychimp - rest assured there are
many extremely wealthy people who have foundations
and are donating money for research. They just
aren't very "exciting" otherwise and
certainly not appearing in gossip blogs
What's that saying? "The bigger the hoop, the bigger the whore"?
Yep. PMK's got it covered. =p
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:49pm.
and Ryan, may there be mold throughout the house. I wish that on you for subjecting us to the K family.
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This made me LOL!!!! That'll show him! *shakes fist in air*
Seriously though, Gaycrest can go fuck himself.
Yeah, Ellen K is Gaycrest's sidekick on his radio show. I think her husband is the producer or editor or some shit, aaaand that about sums up this trick.
Has a Hollywood star always been this easy for Z-listers to get? I think it's kind of like Madame Tussaud's. As a kid my mom took me to London and when we visited the wax museum it was full of elder statesmen, scientists, and some celebrities, but actual huge stars like Michael Jackson and shit. Now it's populated by the likes of Kim Kardashian. WTF?
She must've found him a SUPER hot guy for Seacrest to buy this nobody a star.
I hope the earth swallows his house as soon as he signs with the whole of the Kuntrashians in it.
Satan, aren't you ready for your big assed mistresses and their pimp yet?!
I wish that we gave more kudos to people who donated vast sums to charity than those who live in huge houses and wear stupidly expensive clothes. Imagine if every ghetto kid dreamed of being able to someday give $10million to a homeless shelter instead of f*cking video hos and driving a diamond-encrusted Bentley.
And seriously... Seacrest!? At least if it were being bought by some dude who cured cancer or invented a nutritional supplement that could sustain 600 African orphans for $8/day, I could think, "well, okay, then." But, Seacrest... The mind reels.
Whoah, PMK looks a lot like Kim K in that pic.
OT: Gaycrest can kiss my hairy asshole and look for a better personality in there while he's at it.
wo are these people they look like someone i would see at a Yankees game or at Atlantic city
Couldn't figure out who this tranny getting the star was and then I figured it out.
She also narrates TLC's My Big Fat Gypsy American wedding.
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PMK: just because something may have a designer label sewn in it, that doesn't mean your ass will look good in it. Not flattering.