Charlize Theron Was A Toofless 10-Year-Old Girl
Charlize Theron is one of those gorgeous beauties who tries to convince us that when she was a kid, she was a disgustingly gross creature who cowered under a bench in the playground as brats threw peanut shells at her. (Yes, I'm typing from experience.) Charlize is still trying to convince us of that shit and she said in an interview (via The Sun and Gawker) that she had jaundice as a child and the condition left her with a mouth full of not much until she was about 11. Up until then, Charlize said she was walking around looking like a Cyrus.
“My early childhood was quite devastating. I had no teeth until I was 11.I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out. So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous.”
The mother on that Time cover is taking notes like, "Antibiotics, you say?"
I'm trying to figure out if it's worse to have no teeth as a child or to have some amazingly jacked up jank teeth as a child? My teeth were a disaster zone. One tooth looked drunker the next and they were all going to different parties. One toof was stumbling toward the right, another toof was stumbling toward the left and another toof was falling back. If teeth are the grill of the face, then mine were the front of an Oldsmobile Cutlass after it rammed into a metal fence. I had to brush my teeth vertically because that shit was so jagged. I wore a headgear, braces and a golf glove on my hand to stop from sucking my thumb. To this day, golf gloves are still gross to me. Yeah, that's why every time I step into a gay bar, every dude in there puts a golf glove on his dick.
Here's one Toofless Charlize with Kristen Stewart and Sam Claflin at a photo call for that Snow White movie in Madrid yesterday.
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LMAO Loopy and Mustang, you forgot the no-words look-look head nod! Now that's efficient! hahaha
But what, no kiss? #crushed
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 2:25am.
Night Night :)
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 2:14am.
Okay, we can be the founding members of that club. (Watch out or Sweetas might kill us - she has a gun.)
"when it comes to guy on guy, its just straight to the point. "you me fuck fuck" thats the basic conversation. sometimes they dont even say "you me" just "fuck fuck""
Hahahahahaha. Sounds like cavemen conversation (not that I was around when cavemen were).
Lovely talking to you. Now, it's off to bed. Night night.
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 1:59am.
lol Lets make a club
"Charlize Theron has weak sob stories club"
HAhahah also Mustang Sally, there is no "small" talk in the gay world.
we are talking about two men here... gay or straight, men just wanna get into your pants, now when it comes to women, they try to be polite and buy you a Lobster Bisque with scallops dinner or flowers, so you give them access to your secret garden.
but when it comes to guy on guy, its just straight to the point. "you me fuck fuck" thats the basic conversation. sometimes they dont even say "you me" just "fuck fuck"
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 1:39am.
That's an interesting 'chat'. Skip the small talk and get right to the point.LOL
5'4" - oh, pffft, a midget.
Yeah, Charlize, your sob story isn't tugging at my heart strings. You should meet loopygorilla, who could put your dumb story about your teeth to shame. What a damned dolt.
I'm beautiful (well, that seems to be the consensus) but I had no teeth until I was 11. Cry me a river, lady. My mother walked out when I was one and I never saw her again. Your tooth story does not impress me or loopygorilla.:-) _____________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 1:33am.
LOL yes in gay definition, make out usually means fellatio and 50% possibility of swallowing.
for example "met this hot guy at the club, we had a chat, we went to the park, behind the bushes and made out"
thats code for, met the guy at a club, chat means "wanna fuck?", went to the park and made out "blowjobs".
and thanks for your support lol yes I don't keep in touch with Michael or Ian..that scaring experience was like over a decade ago lol anyway Ian was only 5'4 tall. Like really i couldn't date a 5'4 guy, who i am? Nicole Kidman... i hate wearing flat shoes.
SO I challenge Charlize to beat my story, yeah tell that pretty bitch to bring it, cuz i got more.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 1:18am.
Michael (you especially) and Ian, if you're reading this, you SUCKED (and I don't mean that in sexual terms). Ian, you missed out on cute loopygorilla. Michael, you were no friend. Far from it.
I will never again say that I 'made out' with someone, since I have, now, discovered the definition - at least, the gay definition.:-)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 7:23pm.
Oh the things i suffered as a 16 yo gay boy with pimples.. lol
the worst part is when when Michael said on the phone "ohh i know you like him, but I wasn't sure if you were serious"
and i thought "YES MICHAEL, i wasnt serious, i only wanted to marry him for like 2 weeks now!!" -- that was me dramatizing as a 16 yo gay.
Seriously, mean girls got nothing on gay teens. The gay teens i knew made Regina George look like a saint.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 3:42am.
what a bitch, and then he called me whilst I was on the train heading home to tell me that they made out, which meant fellatio and swallowing.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Now I know.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
loopy, lollollol at "(name not changed to protect the guilty)" Ian and Michael are probably middle-aged schlumps by now, or will be soon enough! hehehe Doesn't that make you feel better?
One never gets over the betrayals suffered at 16... the TRAITORS! Isn't the best revenge to be FABULOUS if you ever run into them? bwahahahaha! ;)
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Oh Please Charlize... I had pimples from the age of 13 to 23, imagine living for 10 years with pimples and then spending years to repair your skin. yeah bitch exactly!
and being gay didnt help either cuz pretty gays are mean bitches. like the time I was about 16yo, and had a crush on Ian (name not changed to protect the guilty) and I totally wanted to get with him and my friend Michael (Not MK) knew that! but he had no pimples, plus he spoke French and wore nicer clothes (helps when you have money)...so he organised for the three of us go to his house to hang out and then, I had to go home but Ian stayed back. After I left, Michael made a move on Ian... :(
LIKE WTF! what a bitch, and then he called me whilst I was on the train heading home to tell me that they made out, which meant fellatio and swallowing.
And then Ian calls me back the next day and says he likes Michael more. LIKE REALLY! OMG FUCK i will never get over that.
Eh, Charlize is not ugly, but I don't think she's as beautiful as everyone makes her out to be either. I went to a high school with a lot of girls who were more beautiful.
after three weeks of photoshoots, kristen washed her hair! GOOD GIRL!
Charlize's stylist and makeup artist did their best to make her look as hideous as possible. This is the most awkwardly fitting dress ever.
I had a ton of my comments deleted. Mostly about masturbating with a hand-puppet though so I can see how those would have been off the table so to speak.
Even my comment on Kstew was deleted. I'm going to leave before I'm deleted. G'nite.
I'm so sick of gorgeous people claiming they looked like mutants in grammer school. I'd respect her more if she said "I was always pretty and got a lot of breaks because of it". Teeth rotted from antibiotics? I thought that hasn't happened in the past 40 years - and if it did, there's been so many advances in dentistry that it could be corrected quickly.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
So odd the way her arms are just straight down in pic 8. It's like what the hell am I supposed to do with my damn ARMS!
Submitted by Callan on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 6:14pm.
... Between my glasses and snaggleteeth, I was super popular in middle school, let me tell you.
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Snaggleteeth? Callan hehehe, I wanna give you a hug and pull your ponytail! lol
What do you wanna bet Lauren Hutton says the same exact thing? ;p
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Well her teeth look pretty good these days. K-Stew looks like she spent the night at a rave.
I guess Charlize and Kristen are taking turns pissing off their stylist. It must be Charlize's turn.
Haha thanks Tojo... let's just say it was a lot to go through for very ok results.
Submitted by Callan on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 6:14pm.
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Aww Callan((((hugggsss))) I'll bet you are gorgeousness personified now!!!!
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I really do think it's a cliche in these interviews with beautiful women to bring up an ugly childhood all the damn time.
And many, yeah, it's true, they did look dreadful before growing out of awkward looks and features, or even before seeing the plastic surgeon -- Demi Moore, I am looking at you, even before you started fighting aging -- but most of the time, I think these celebrities are just attempting to seem more approachable by 'confessing' that they didn't always look so great.
It's time for this shit to stop though. No bitch can sway me -- and I think most people too -- to see a film that doesn't interest me in the first place because they give some quote about having no teef and looking like shit once upon a time.
Why the fawning attention to this blond's beauty? She is boring. I am sick of these paid attention seekers and their shitty movie I will never watch.
I prefer Brangie posts cause you all get your knives and forks and dine out.
I have a feeling this movie is going to bomb. But if they really wanted to promote it, Charlize and Kristen should yield on camera to their undeniably sexually charged attraction.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Puh-lease! This woman knows she's gorgeous. I swear she just throws this "ugly" stuff out there to the public to win them over.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 5:15pm.
She lost all my respect (despite the fact that she is a pothead, which I can get behind) when she was bashing American families a few years back.
First of all, bitch, if it wasn't for this country you wouldn't have a career or a dime so shut yo mouf'!
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Holy crap. What did she say?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
My teeth were unparalleled in their fuckedupness.
I had an overbite. The incisor on my left side was pegged, like Jewel's teeth are. I had a gap between my front two teeth like Alfred E. Newman. And then I was missing my permanent right incisor. So I had the baby tooth, but it would never fall out because there was no permanent tooth above it, pushing it out.
So the policy when you get braces is that they yank out all your baby teeth. So for the FOUR years I had braces (everyone else had braces for a year or two), I was missing a tooth. Plus, I had those hideous rubber bands running from my upper to lower jaw.
Then my braces come off, and I have a retainer with a fake tooth on it, so my teeth don't slide over while I wait for my dental implant. It would freak everyone out at lunch when I would take out my retainer and one of my teeth would come out too.
And the crowning glory is that the entire time I was having my teeth fixed, all the orthodontist had to do was leave enough space for a dental implant. Well, they fucked that up too, because the way they shifted the teeth, the roots of the teeth on either side of the gap were tilted in, leaving no room for an implant. So my dentist told me I had to get a bridge instead, or go back into braces, then retainer again, and then implant. Considering junior prom was a month away and I was a year out from college, there was no way I was going back in braces.
So since I've been 17, I haven't been able to bite into apples or corn on the cob, for fear of knocking out my bridge. I was supposed to get 10 years out of this bridge, and I just hit year 10. Petrified this shit is going to fall out soon.
Between my glasses and snaggleteeth, I was super popular in middle school, let me tell you.
I think Charlize and the "caption this" guy above are wearing the same dress.
Holy fillers.
WILL EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP GIVING KRISTEN STEWART JOBS!!!
AT THE VERY LEAST STOP BOOKING HER ON TALK SHOWS!!!
MON DIEU! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER WITHOUT SQUIRMING IN MY SEAT. SHE IS THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE HUMAN BEING I'VE EVER SEEN!
Okay. I'm done now. Bye!
If she EVER had an ugly day then I'm an absolute FUG to beat all FUGS.
No way. Not buying it.
And, yes, that dress is fucking HORRIBLE.
Awww, now I feel sorry for her. *side eye*
She lost all my respect (despite the fact that she is a pothead, which I can get behind) when she was bashing American families a few years back.
First of all, bitch, if it wasn't for this country you wouldn't have a career or a dime so shut yo mouf'!
Also, your mom SHOT AND KILLED your drunk and violent dad IN FRONT OF YOU, and you have the cojones to criticize someone else's family? NO.
Now she is a brainless 30 something year old!
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 4:12pm.
AMEN! Us ugly duckings have to stick together and I shiver to think of how ugly I was if Charlize considered herself ugly at one time.
If ugly were a crime, I'd be sentenced to death already.
Ha! I was a short, fat little girl. I looked like my Eastern European relatives with the wide shoulders (all the better to pick potatoes in the field), wide birthing hips (need more workers for the farm), and big boobs (have to feed them all!).
I was also very hairy and was teased and called ugly. Adulthood hasn't helped me that much. But I don't care. I have a winning personality. hahahahahahahaha
I got ten inches but not ten grand.
Charlize had glasses as a kid. She was still cute. I don't see how she could be perceived as ugly except by her jealous asshole school-mates because she was still a cutie pie.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:44pm.
I'm sorry, unless you have the ten grand, I can't help you
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LMAO!!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:43pm.
Anyone else here an ugly duckling?
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I showed a work friend a childhood photo of mine, and she told me I looked like the little girl in The Ring. I was pale, skinny, stringy black hair. Not hideous, just kind of spooky looking. I have three, beautiful red-haired sisters, so I got a lot of "who's your real father?" jokes too. Oh, fun memories...
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I'm gonna need some pictures to prove this fuckery. Side note in high school I had vampire fangs but not the cool kind, these fuckers were above the teeth. Had to wear rubber bands to bring those fuckers down. The kids would call me dracula 2000 because that movie was coming out. *feels MK's pain*
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
I'm sorry, unless you have the ten grand, I can't help you.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:40pm.
Ireland doesn't have "cheer leaders". Our girls are too busy competing themselves.
OKAY IF IRELAND HAD CHEERLEADERS YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE HOTTEST ONE right? <===STILL JELLY
I said wandering eye. I meant lazy eye. I think wandering eye pertains to people who look at the opposite sex a little too much.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:34pm.
OF COURSE you're miss perfect. Probably the hottest Cheerleader too. <---jelly hate beams
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Ireland doesn't have "cheer leaders". Our girls are too busy competing themselves.
And I never said I was perfect. But yep, I was one of those pretty girls. Sorry!
ps - my daughters are following suit. Awww, does that piss people off? Are we all supposed to lament on how fug we were? That trend is dumb. Cindy Crawford et al said all that stuff too. It's all for the 'LOOK AT ME NOW' effect.
Now I'm off to bed because I don't get out of it for less than 10K per day.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:34pm.
OF COURSE you're miss perfect. Probably the hottest Cheerleader too. <---jelly hate beams
OH! Almost forgot. I had a wandering eye too! It always showed up in my photos...along with the weird horn.
I was a pretty kid and a pretty teenager. There, I said it. Whatthefuckever.
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