Friday, May 18th 2012

Performance (F)Art: Courtney Stodden As A Cat

Only press play if you're okay with using X amount of seconds of your day and okay with straining several muscles in your face from mouthing the words "what in every God's name am I watching..." on a loop. The porn iguana Courtney Stodden should be sitting in a chair in school, but instead she's using her time to make performance art pieces like this one of her as a cat. Courtney isn't trying to put on a total sexy pussycat act on either. Bitch is acting like an actual cat! This is some high school drama club exercise shit! Courtney coughs up a weave ball, eats cat food out of a bag and kicks litter around with her lucite heels. It's a Sarah McLachlan song away from being the most terrifying SPCA PSA ever. Please spay, neuter (and don't drug up) your pets!

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caffeinecrazed's picture

Performance Fart - that would be a very accurate description of this incessant drug-fuckery.

missskitttin's picture

HE doesn't buy her any clothes or shoes. I feel bad for her. Soon she will be so burned out and sick from doing the cheap shit. At 21 she will be like a seventy year old.

Byte Moi's picture

That's 2:28 minutes of my life that I'd like to have back. WTF? Bitch, sit your "good Christian" whore ass down!!!

crazyinjapan's picture

Wait a minute... I just remembered she says she's a strict vegetarian. What's she doing eating Cat Chow?

LisaRose's picture

This made my dogs bark.

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Doll-Parts's picture

I think I just fell in love with this chick. The Lucite heels in the litterbox?!? Priceless.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

cokeysniffy's picture

When I was 17 I was finishing high school, looking forward to going to Europe on my own, and felt line the world was mind to conquer. This poor girl seems so limited in her choices for what her future will be. Seems like she was a pawn in a game not of her choosing. Really sad.

kittymuffin's picture

she looks like a total asshole

May I do boldly attempt to moderate lol:
* molested as a child -check
* grown ups around her taking advantage of her - check
* drugged out a la Anna Nicole Smith - check
*annoying as hell - check for most of us
* fake tits - about 50/50 check
At least we can all agree on a few things I think :)

I personally agree w whomever said this was probably a paid gig from some Japanese businessman type dude maybe w a furry type fetish - she did this other vid where she acts like a bunny too.
She is def getting paid for this shit otherwise she wouldn't be doing it. Poor asshole.

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Zedrie's picture

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 6:56pm.

This is simply an example of the continued trend towards the pornification of children via desensitizing adults. They started doing this shit when she was 16 and used the excuse that she's married to the skeezer to make it seem "ok." What if she'd been 15? 14? 13? 12? Where and how do you draw the line.
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WithinReason...'s picture

ITA bigorexia, I haven't a clue either why she behaves this way. She'll be 18 soon (we think?) so maybe she'll decide to do things differently, or not... *shrugs*

I love how MK called this Performance (F)Art... lollolol ;D

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bigorexia's picture

That could be true. But in many countries you are free to decide for yourself who you want to marry at the age of 16 without the consent of your parents, and the question is how much difference another two years of her life would make. I am sure she is a bit screwed up in the head... but we can only speculate why if that's the case. Maybe she was just bullied badly in school?

WithinReason...'s picture

Bigorexia, there are also people who feel she's been taken advantage of. It's the grown ass people around her who are despicable in my view. I don't know whether she was abused or not but her oversexualized schtick would suggest maybe she was. And shame on Doug, her parents and the other bozos exploiting her - not to mention she's appears high half the time... jmo

*shake hands?* ;)
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bigorexia's picture

Now lets all be friends and make out.

bigorexia's picture

Oh, come on. You guys are being beyond ridic. You don't have to adopt a kid from Africa to be deemed a good person. Britney has given loads to charity. The point is - the never talks shit about others and always treats people with respect despite her fame and fortune. Therefore, I never tear on her. Madonna treats everyone like shit and thinks she is better than everyone.

I am not an asshat. You guys don't know her and don't know her story. I am just saying that you make presumptions you cannot know to be true.

Insulting me hardly makes you right. It just ruins the fun, united community of DListed. I wouldn't call other users here idiots - that is juvenile. I don't agree with you, that's it. Get over it... it happens. ;)

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 6:25pm.

Well, here's the deal, I will continue to snark on this moron, and you can defend her.

I will always think she is a dumb bitch and NOT feel bad over what I post here regarding her.

So I guess we will agree to disagree.

mahaatma's picture

@ Detective_LaToya

Total WORD... Very well said... And this is why 5 year olds are dressed like hookers and nobody seems to care.

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Anonymouse73's picture

Ok, I'll say it: I can't stand this chick. I don't feel sorry for her at ALL (she's annoying as shit, for one thing. Her Tweets? Really?). And I'm certainly not a jeluz h8r as I've got my own bangin' body going on, with NO NEED to tape up my tits or wear those bras from VS that give you two extra cup sizes. Sorry, I saw those (scary) photos where she was in the bath (my eyes!) and without a bra she is a B cup, at most. I really do not think she has implants, just wears bras that are too small and uses tape to push them up if she's sans bra (as in the link). Kind of like her badly done "abs" w. the bronzer.
I am really starting to think that, while she is a druggie, she is perfectly aware of what she's doing. She married a gay guy and is putting on this big show in the hopes that they will hit the jackpot w. publicity. It's a put on. Someone doesn't go from that normal look she had 18 months before marrying the gay guy to what she looks like now without some sort of premeditation. I think the whole "sex pot" thing is a put on; I don't think she has been victimized at all. This is a calculated punk on the American public to "hopefully" get her a singing career. I've known manipulative people and I think she is one, 17 or not. Her mom is ok with it b/c she's in on it. She knows her daughter isn't really a sex pot and she knows the dude is gay and isn't *really* banging her daughter.

Detective_LaToya's picture

This is simply an example of the continued trend towards the pornification of children via desensitizing adults. They started doing this shit when she was 16 and used the excuse that she's married to the skeezer to make it seem "ok." What if she'd been 15? 14? 13? 12? Where and how do you draw the line.

Obviously this shit is working because you have asshats like Bigorexia who don't see a damned thing wrong with it. Inch by inch. Foot by foot. Yard by yard. It gradually becomes acceptable and those of us who think it's wrong are deemed uptight judgmental curmudgeons.

That child's eyes are so vacant . . . but it's all in fun right? Because we're all a bunch of old fat ugly haters. That must be it.

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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 6:25pm.
Yeah but tearing on Madonna, for example, is deserved because she is such a bitch. I would never tear on Britney - she has a truly good heart and just lost her way. I feel Courtney is the same. And comments here generally suggest hatred towards her and not pity. But like I said - Madonna deserves it. I love Dlisted because MK is hilarious, that's why I am here.

But how many kids from third world countries has Britney, with her "truly good heart", adopted? How many schools has she built in impoverished countries? How much does Courtney donate annually to charity? I'm sorry, but you are fucking deluded.

bigorexia's picture

Yeah but tearing on Madonna, for example, is deserved because she is such a bitch. I would never tear on Britney - she has a truly good heart and just lost her way. I feel Courtney is the same. And comments here generally suggest hatred towards her and not pity. But like I said - Madonna deserves it. I love Dlisted because MK is hilarious, that's why I am here.

mahaatma's picture

Something bad happened to her as she grew up is my guess... under her parents watch. For them to " sign " their parental rights away to that pedo makes no sense. Either the parents are sicko pervs also or they're in on the scam. Has anyone heard the parents speak or any other family or friends? Makes me think she's just an old whore yanking our crank. Does Shauna Sand have a sister somewhere?
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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 11:55am.
She isn't 12. She is 17. Still very young, but not a child. All 17-year-old girls want to feel sexy. I don't think that is so strange.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:36pm.
But she is doing what she feels like doing and clearly isn't bothered by what people think. Is she harming anyone? No! So I don't understand why people hate her so much.

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Well half the "celebrities" that are on this site aren't harming anyone but we still tear them apart, so I am not quite sure why you are so invested in the protection of this idiot woman?

I mean, did you forget this is dlisted, and not Just Jared?

Jeez!

NaughtyVoyeur's picture

What The Fuck?

Fucking Insane's picture

Submitted by Zedrie on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 5:08pm.

WELL SAID! *golf clap*

Even at age 18 young people's brains aren't yet fully developed(which is why drafting young men at that age is deplorable but that's another issue altogether).

Zedrie's picture

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 5:05am.

She is just having a little fun. Haters gonna hate because she has an incredible body.
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Hate her? Cut the bullshit, please.
As a mother I wanna slap the shit out of every adult that's manipulating her and whisk her away from them to give this girl a fighting chance. If I seen my own daughter behaving half as tragically as she has over the past year I'd be a complete fucking mess; my heart would be in a million pieces.

dfanintheD's picture

I still haven't figured out whether or not her schtick is some sort of ironic commentary on the (hyper-) sexualization of girls and young women. If that is the intent here, there still aren't enough signals for the average viewer (like yours truly).

bun_bun's picture

... I don't think I've seen anyone really say they HATE HATE HATE Courtney Stodden.
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Let me be the first to say it then - I hate, hate, hate this lying little trick. I hate her fake tits, I hate her peen loving husband, I hate her drag queen schtick, I hate her phony birth certificate.

I saw her teen photos on her Facebook page (from when she was actually a teen). Her face was way different, the clothes are mid '90s, it looks like she was using a crappy film camera, and there's NOTHING to date the photos. I mean she didn't happen photograph a late model car, or an iPod, or a current movie poster in the background, so I've gotta go by the '90s clothes and accessories.

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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:36pm.

But she is doing what she feels like doing and clearly isn't bothered by what people think. Is she harming anyone? No! So I don't understand why people hate her so much.
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She may not be harming anyone, but I think she is definitely being harmed. I think it's obvious there's more concern than hate here. This is not normal teenage behavior. I get 17-year olds do some silly shit, but a 17-year old in a weird marriage, constantly wanting to be in the spotlight for fame, not just dressing inappropriately but acting inappropriately, there's something clearly wrong here.

It's called sexual exploitation. Read about it.

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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:36pm.

Who said anyone hated this child? People have stated that they hate the exploitation, that they hate the scuzzball parents and that they hate the media for keeping this sickening pimped out kid relevant but I don't think I've seen anyone really say they HATE HATE HATE Courtney Stodden. More pity than anything.

MickeyHolland's picture

And to think that cats supposedly have 9 lives.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:36pm.
But she is doing what she feels like doing and clearly isn't bothered by what people think. Is she harming anyone? No! So I don't understand why people hate her so much.
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Doug and Courtney? Is that you? No healthy adult would be ok with this. It's child exploitation by multiple adults and it's clear that this grooming has been happening for years. Anyone who thinks this is cute or just having fun is a sick motherfucker.

No one hates her. She's just a kid. I want to rescue her from the warped adults that have taught her that she's only tits and a vadge.

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i think this is pretty solid evidence that this girl has lost her mind

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watch me boogie's picture

Somehow I made it through the hairball, but as soon as the litterbox came onscreen it was AW HELL NO.

Seriously, what is wrong with these people and how do I live on a planet where they are famous?

bigorexia's picture

But she is doing what she feels like doing and clearly isn't bothered by what people think. Is she harming anyone? No! So I don't understand why people hate her so much.

Detective_LaToya's picture

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:36pm.
But she is doing what she feels like doing and clearly isn't bothered by what people think. Is she harming anyone? No! So I don't understand why people hate her so much.
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Doug and Courtney? Is that you? No healthy adult would be ok with this. It's child exploitation by multiple adults and it's clear that this grooming has been happening for years. Anyone who thinks this is cute or just having fun is a sick motherfucker.

No one hates her. She's just a kid. I want to rescue her from the warped adults that have taught her that she's only tits and a vadge.

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Detective_LaToya's picture

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There is NOTHING sexy about a 17yr old clawing through a cat litter box and sticking her lucite whore heels in it.

I have never known a 17 yr old to want to act like this, and I sure as fuck didn't act like that at 17.

zomay's picture

I would be drugged up too if I was 17 with huge fake boobs, 2 gallons of make-up, no talent, and married to a 50 something pot bellied unsexy dude.

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mahaatma's picture

I certainly hope there was drugs involved... It makes no sense otherwise. Really, this is what those two half-wits do all day? Jeez!

When I played the video my dog went nuts trying to find that damn cat.
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bigorexia's picture

She isn't 12. She is 17. Still very young, but not a child. All 17-year-old girls want to feel sexy. I don't think that is so strange.

Fronika's picture

Be grateful we didn't have to watch her crap in the litter box. I'd take her to the vet and have her put down.

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islandgirl's picture

Like others have said, this has shades of Anna Nicole written all over it.

End well. This will not.

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 5:05am.
She is just having a little fun. Haters gonna hate because she has an incredible body.

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Ahahahahahaha! Yeah, whatever you say.

I think Courtney is actually a hologram created by Damien Hirst and Yoko Ono. Probably sponsored by the Illuminati. Or aliens.