Friday, May 18th 2012

Raven Has Some Shit To Say About The Lesbian Rumors

Cancel the "That's So Raven!" pride parade float sponsored by Sharpie (the trusted name in eyebrow situations), because Raven Symone has stepped far away from the closet door knob and is not coming out publicly anytime soon. Raven went on Twitter today to twat out a few words about the rumor that she and AzMarie from ANTM are playing patty cake with their labias. Whether Raven likes to chupa on clit or peen is her business and nobody else's. That's what Raven says and she gave it to us like this:

I'm living my PERSONAL life the way I'm happiest. I'm not one, in my 25 year career to disclose who I'm dating. and I shall not start now.

My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I'm datings to know. I'm not one for a public display of my life.

However that is my right as a HUMAN BEing whether straight or gay. To tell or not to tell. As long as I'm not harming anyone.

I am a light being made from love. And my career is the only thing I would like to put on display, not my personal life. Kisses!

Three things:

1. Raven has been in the game for 25 years?! Welcome to Old Town. Population: ALL OF US.

2. I get that Raven wants to Anderson Cooper it, but at least one time in my life I want to see her zooming down a pride parade route on a Segway with a rainbow flag in her hand.

3. Light being made from love? Bitch didn't come out as a lesbian, but she did come out as a fucking Care Bear. I KNEW IT!

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ditquoi's picture

wow, Raven's gay. that's fine, just...would never have thought. as long as you're happy, Raven. I know the Black community can be harsh about these things, especially because I'm sure most people wouldn't have seen it coming, but fuck 'em. you shouldn't have to live your life under a shroud.

nunya_bizness's picture

Oh.

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Wood Dragon's picture

I'd have had more respect for her if she came out. Pulling the obfuscation speech out of the publicists handbook is the lame in 2012.

Also something to think about. She could be Bi or Pansexual. Just cause she's bumping uglies with a chick doesn't mean she is only gay.

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:53pm.

Straight people never jump around this question. Raven picked a really complicated way to out herself.

Exactly. And what's the big deal about people knowing your sexual preference? People aren't asking for gory details about your sex life, they just want to know if you're into guys or girls. By not answering the question you're acting like there's a stigma against gays and you're gay and don't want to be stigmatized. Actually, what Amber Heard said about coming out is spot on "I personally think that if you deny something or if you hide something you're inadvertently admitting it's wrong. I don't feel like I'm wrong." Raven is inadvertently hiding.

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Stoney's picture

FYI bitch, comments were getting randomly deleted. I post around four times a month now, so it's impressive that you found one of my comments and immediately went into attack mode. You love me sooo much! Same old shit, different day, indeed!
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fishsticksfan's picture

STONEY YOU PARANOID

SAME FUCKIN SHIT
SAME FUCKIN DAY

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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.

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Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:17am.

Well look at that. It reappeared!

Yeah, same with the other threads, no? I picture the mod backing by accident into the keyboard with his/her ass.

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fishsticksfan's picture

MK I LOVE YOU A MILLION TIMES
LOVE TO THE LOVE

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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.

Stoney's picture

Well look at that. It reappeared!
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harperharper's picture

@ Stoney

???

PinkyGirl's picture

Yep, she's gay. Ricky Martin said the same shit to Barbara Walters when she asked him.

Stoney's picture

Um, seriously? My comment was deleted??? It was directed towards Raven, not MK. OBVIOUSLY.
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WinterOwl22's picture

I think Kevin Spacey said it best about a year ago.

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Stoney's picture

Happy coming out day!!!!! You should have spent more time with your writing tutor, illiterate tard. I know fourth graders with better skills. Kisses!
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Neurotic's picture

Her eyes look like Nicole Ritchie's so much in this photo I thought it was an old picture of when Nicole was plump.

I really find it tiresome that famous people think the public cares what they do in the bedroom -- or wherever else they get their sexy time on -- because I really wish they'd not declare that anyway.

Yeah, I get it that people can get curious about that stuff. I get curious about it too once in a while, but it's usually something along the lines of "I wonder what Henry Cavill sounds like when he's..." and stuff, but it's a passing thought if I am watching The Tudors.

Someone needs to tell celebrities that the public doesn't think about their sexuality over and over, so much so that a public statement about it is needed. Jesus, their sense of self importance is really ridiculous.

TrashyWilma's picture

Straight people never jump around this question. Raven picked a really complicated way to out herself.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Now is she would have said, she is made of pink neon light, THAT would have been really gay.

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RandéSleepover's picture

That's a lot of words for "gay."

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Hekki's picture

So... She's gay.

That's cool. Not everyone wants to become the poster child for gayness. It'd be nice for younguns to have some gay role models but not everyone wants that job.

She made a point of not saying anything one way or another, so I'm going to assume she's dodging it because she is.

Also, "light being made from love"? Wow, I bet Oprah wishes she had thought of that one. I smell a new meme for MK to use!

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Jeanneee's picture

SHE IS A LIGHT BEING MADE FROM LOVE YOU GUYS.

On the real though - good for her. I, for one, tend to like people more when they come out as gay.

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swarm-of-locusts's picture

Respect to Raven. No one was checking for Raven's vagina roster until the lesbian rumor started.

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Kaylee's picture

blah, blah, blah! Are you gay or not?! That's all we want to know! Not "being of light" crap.

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 4:28pm.
When she has something to promote, I'm sure she'll prance around with her piece-du jour-for the paps.

Exactly. I bet she's just pissed off that it came out (pardon the pun) before she had the chance to figure out how to milk it for publicity.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:44pm.
Sorry I can't wait for OP - this is fucking HYSTERICAL... Kitty Stodden hahahahahahaa LOSER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyRv4J5J8i8&list=UUP419RhQYRZA1e9QYldmIKA...

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kieranx's picture

You're absolutely right, Raven. You owe the public nothing when it comes to your personal life and it's your choice to keep private what you wish to keep private.

But do us all a favor. In five (three? two?) years when your career is on the skids and the only thing that will give it even a little juice would be to come out of the closet and milk the gays for a little publicity, try not to conveniently forget you ever went through this whole charade of wanting to keep private things private.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

Fat Lady's picture

Yes, it turns out, if more closeted homos came out, that 50% of the population would turn out to be gay or bi!

OUT EVERYONE!

My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I'm datings to know

I love you RAVEN, and you have really nice plump clitnibblers. I had to read this out loud to understand what you meant. What happens when someone you know is interested in you and wants to fuck on you (I mean have a relationship) but doesn't approach b/c they won't know what you're into? Or do you do all the approaching when you know FER SURE that the other prefers innies to outies? What if you're wrong?

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boredasfuckyo's picture

Raven is decent looking, but she's one of those people I wouldn't find sexually attractive, whether I was a straight dude or a lesbian...Maybe thats how others feel. Thats why she's never seen with anyone. She's not a lesbian, she's just permanetly in everyone's "friend" zone.

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I think that's quite a classy answer actually. She basically said yes, I'm gay but it's none of your beeswax. Fair enough

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:11pm.
It's no one's business who she's with

This is true. However, when it's time to promote her own fucking ego she'll have no problem telling personal things. I'm sorry, but celebrities don't get to choose when to shove their shitty personal lives down everybody's throats and when to be private. FUCK HER. I hope she fades into oblivion where her fat ass belongs.

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I don't care either way. I don't know what about me not giving a crap and agreeing on a miniscule level that her personal life is her own,which was my way of saying I hope she shuts the fuck up...alluded that I did, and IF at any point she tries to profit from this in a tell all book or interview, she won't be thrusting it upon me, because well, my point I hoped caught on by now..couldn't give a less of a fuck about this person. Thank you...that is all.

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Stepping on my Soapbox .....

Mad props Raven - IMO she gave the best answer possible. Like most folks I don't care what grown folks do in their bedrooms (kitchens, bathrooms, cars, etc) or what type of sexual appetite they favor/have.

I also don't believe just because you're an entertainer that you must forfeit every single second of your life. That whatever you do or experience, should be out in public view for everyone to observe, rate/critique. Granted, they chose a field in the public eye but they are still entitled to a fair amount of privacy to live as they please. If they put their selves out their with mess then yeah, write about it, film it, discuss it over coffee. But for those who give their all when they are performing and want their personal life to be personal - they they should be allowed to say - 'what I do, is what I do.'

Raven is successful, smart, and from what I witnessed of her from over the years she's drama free. No drug stories. No alcohol stories. She doesn't walk around exposing her self. She hasn't been busted trying to hire someone to entertain her. She lives her life pretty much on the DL. She definitely stands above most of the Disney crew. And she's damn sure grown enough to tell folks - in any way she chooses - to stay the hell out of my bedroom.

Oddly_Titillating's picture

Please... When they start with the "my sexuality is my business" defense, there's no denying they're gay.

Not that anyone would or should care; I'm cool with it either way. I just think it's pointless to be so cryptic about who you really are.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:11pm.
It's no one's business who she's with

This is true. However, when it's time to promote her own fucking ego she'll have no problem telling personal things. I'm sorry, but celebrities don't get to choose when to shove their shitty personal lives down everybody's throats and when to be private. FUCK HER. I hope she fades into oblivion where her fat ass belongs
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I thought the same thing when I read the statement. When she has something to promote, I'm sure she'll prance around with her piece-du jour-for the paps.
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Ok Raven, please don't tweet about this any more, give statements or provide further fodder then. The door's closed on Scissor Sister Raven... Fine! *slams door* ;D hahahahahaha

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Poopele's picture

There's still a difference between being lez and having an ass so wide that no guy will go out with you.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 4:09pm.
.....fat, broke, bloated, non personal and dead at age 47.

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fleawatch's picture

That's right damnit! Every celebrity has the damn right to live their PERSONAL life.....until of course they go broke and need $$ and then have all their dirty PERSONAL stuff in a reality show that fails and then they end up fat, broke, bloated, non personal and dead at age 47.

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 4:06pm.

Jack-N-The-Hat, I fucking hate you <3
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Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:40pm.
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We get eaten alive by mosquitoes and drink beer in the woods...it's a Canadian thing:)

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Um, that actually sounds like a Wisconsin thing, too ;)

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Sweetas's picture

I used to get the "are you gay?" thing too. Just part of being a tomboy, I guess. *shrug*

Message In A Bottle's picture

Jack-N-The-Hat, I fucking hate you <3
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:44pm.
Sorry I can't wait for OP - this is fucking HYSTERICAL... Kitty Stodden hahahahahahaa LOSER!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:44pm.

*rubs eyes*

Did I just see her put her hands and feet in a kitty litter box?

Was that for real?

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Message In A Bottle's picture

I chopped off most of my hair and ever since then, I've had a couple comments regarding of whether I'm straight or gay, to which I reply "none of your fucking business".

I STILL can't grasp why people are so concerned about someone's sexuality preferences. It boggles my mind to this day because I don't give a shit who screws who, as long as they are both adults and it's consensual.

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:40pm.
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We get eaten alive by mosquitoes and drink beer in the woods...it's a Canadian thing:)

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Um, that actually sounds like a Wisconsin thing, too ;) Getting eaten alive by mosquitoes and drinking beer in the woods sounds like every summer of my childhood, young adulthood, and part of mid-adulthood. Ahh...fond memories!

Stuck in the South for Memorial Day. Gag.

P.S. WTH is Open Post??

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"I am a light being made from love."

Oh, Raven, how hipster of you.

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