50 Cent Is All For Gay Marriage, But…..

Since Jay-Z has said that he’s all for me marrying an Anderson Cooper look-alike (I’m not picky), all kinds of hos are coming out for gay marriage including 50 Cent’s ass. Most of us care about 50 Cent’s thoughts on gay marriage as much as we care about Kim Kardashian’s thoughts on ANYTHING, but let’s hear what 50 told Vibe Magazine (via Pink News). As down low queens giggled in the darkness, 50 gave his 2 cents (so should we call him 48 Cent now?):

“I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. Look how long it took him [Obama] to say he was for same sex marriages. You understand? I’m up for it. If everyone else is for it, then hey, to each his own. I don’t have personal feelings towards it because I’m not involved in that lifestyle. I want people to be happy. It makes for everything to be better.”

The “jumping the bandwagon” comment aside, this is actually a sort of nice comment coming from a pumped asshole filled with stuffed animal filling. But 50 Cent wouldn’t be 50 Cent if he didn’t represent hard for the douche majority, so he opened up his talk hole and dropped out this delusional-covered wet shit dingle:

“We need organizations for straight men. We do. We need organizations for straight men in the case you’ve been on the elevator and somebody decides they want to grab your little buns. Times are changing. Those organizations are set up for at one point they were being attacked for those choices. Now its completely different. Obviously [homosexuality] is more socially accepted.”

This dick-brained piece of stupid shit! We do have organizations like that. It’s called THE FUCKING POLICE, you fart for brains fuck! 50 Cent needs to stop thinking through his ass and he needs to stop thinking bitches actually want to grab at his double dime cheeks. Raise your hand if you want to put your hands on 50 Cent’s little buns? The only bitch raising her hand is Chelsea Handler and that’s only because Grey Goose poo powers her brain and she can’t be held responsible for her own actions.