Mary Murphy Really Does Know How To Party
I know there had to be a good and reasonable reason for why I've always looked at Mary Murphy as one of the animals in my spirit animal menagerie and here it is! Radar says that ballroom dancer turned So You Think You Can Dance judge Mary Murphy has been sued by her former manager Michael Sanchez for breaching their contract by firing his ass in 2010. Michael says that Mary owes everything to him since he saved her job on SYTYCD and her life by helping her through coke and cock-fueled breakdown after coke and cock-fuled breakdown. Michael is suing Mary for $1 million in lost commissions and shit.
In the lawsuit filed on Monday, Michael Sanchez states that he became Mary Murphy's manager in 2006 and stayed with her even though she was a human nightmare and regularly drove her hot tamale train through a pile of coke before crashing onto a hard dick. Here's just some of the shit Michael is accusing reality TV's answer to Lindsay Lohan of:
- Mary is a "desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac" who wet humped on all sorts of shady men including crew members from SYTYCD and Chelsea Lately. (Side note: Chelsea Handler has never been so proud in her life!)
- The security for Mary's apartment building once broke into her home and found her unconscious after a night of snorting the bad shit.
- During a business trip to Australia, Michael waltzed into Mary's suite and found a naked SYTYCD producer in her bed and a pile of coke on her nightstand.
- Mary repeatedly violated national game show laws and FOX TV rules by secretly coaching her favorite SYTYCD contestants.
- Mary was always drunk during tapings and hid the sweet nectar in her plastic Coke cup. ("Bitch stole my trick!" - Paula Abdul)
So what Michael's saying is that Mary Murphy is a coked up, peen-hungry 2-liter Coke bottle of crazy? That sounds about right. If the judge needs concrete proof that Mary Murphy is a spastic cokehead, here's Exhibit: Every Letter in the Alphabet:
My description of a "peen-hungry 2-liter Coke bottle" reminds me of the time as a kid when one of my friends pulled his peener out at a backyard birthday party and stuck it in a 2-liter bottle of Shasta. There's a time and a place for sticking your tiny peener in a 2-liter Shasta bottle and that wasn't one of them.
And the producers of Liz & Dick should read ever word of Michael Sanchez's lawsuit, because they're going to file the exact same lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan in a couple of months.
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Is Mary Murphy + SYTYCD a thing of the past? Mary lost the $200,000 cocaine-fueled nympho lawsuit last month. Smack! I knew it was all true. What a mess. Thrilled SYTYCD is coming back for 10th season! But I hope they start from scratch with the judges. Bringing Mary back was a huge mistake and the ratings plunged to the brink on cancellation.
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Ohh come on, everybody loves a coke nymph.
All those guys would have been super happy to have her around. wait till she got coked up, and then FREE SEX, no need to buy hookers.
Never heard of this trick but I do like her necklace.
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The only part of this that remotely interests me is which Chelsea Lately crew members she was banging...I've read CH's books & she mentions several of them throughout. Would be funny to know which ones were desperate enough to hook up w/ Mary.
She's part blonde too, Jack's definitely weak!!!
I have her braided necklace in purple. Looks better on me... =D
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Submitted by Hekki:.
Hey, horz! Woody Allen and Soon-Yi just walked by us in Central Park. Soon Yi looks OLD. But she smiled pleasantly at my kids who were blowing dandelion fluff into the wind.
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Did he hit on you Hekki!! lol:)
If Mary ain't screaming about the hot tamale train (WOOOWOOOOO!), she's bawling her eyes out over how deeply a performance touched her (more like how deeply one of the crew's peens touched her). Girlfriend is a rollercoaster of extreme emotions.
Mr. JTROS and I would sometimes mute her commentary when we watched SYTYCD. Reminded me of a chipmunk on speed...
Submitted by Hekki:.
Hey, horz! Woody Allen and Soon-Yi just walked by us in Central Park. Soon Yi looks OLD. But she smiled pleasantly at my kids who were blowing dandelion fluff into the wind.
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We'll all look old too if we had to constantly monitor our chirruns so they're not molested by the Woodman.
I bet you can coke up more without major problems if you're always physically active, as she is. (Professionally, I mean.) She was married until 2008, during the time some of these shenanigans were supposedly happening.
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Submitted by MissDior :
I *KNEW* there was something up with her! Nobody is that stoked on interpretive dance without being jacked up on some shit! Can't judge, though. She's annoying but seems pretty harmless. Who among us hasn't hidden their vodka in a Slurpee and hooked up inappropriately?
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*raises hand* However I agree, Mary is obnoxious.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:14pm.
ditquoi oh I know, it's so fucked up, I used to looove him and correspond with him on MS, I even met him...I guess now I know why he didn't try to get in my full grown pants
omg no way!! lolol!! I'm so sorry. :(
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:53pm.
ha! I don't know who Mary is, but it's clear there's a lot of cake somewhere in there, too.
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HAhahahahahahahahaaa!!
*honk honk*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by bloodsicle on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:05pm.
I've never watched the show either... I can't stand any of the dance shows. *shrugs*
QueenieBK - you know I am weak!!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Sanchez is claiming that Murphy would often violate FOX rules and U.S. game show laws by secretly coaching contestants behind the scenes.
Nigel Lythgoe most likely got wind of this and was the force behind Murphy "transitioning" out of the show.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:09pm.
Hey, horz! Woody Allen and Soon-Yi just walked by us in Central Park. Soon Yi looks OLD. But she smiled pleasantly at my kids who were blowing dandelion fluff into the wind.
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I WISH I were in Central Park blowing dandelion fluff right now!
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:53pm.
ha! I don't know who Mary is, but it's clear there's a lot of cake somewhere in there, too.
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hekki: well, your kids got a smile out of her, that's an accomplishment!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ditquoi oh I know, it's so fucked up, I used to looove him and correspond with him on MS, I even met him...I guess now I know why he didn't try to get in my full grown pants
Anyway, I still miss his choreography.....
the perv!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hekki...did you snap a quick pic? That would've been rude but still..lol
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:02pm.
"Mary was always drunk"
"desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac"
*gets down on one knee and proposes*
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Hey, horz! Woody Allen and Soon-Yi just walked by us in Central Park. Soon Yi looks OLD. But she smiled pleasantly at my kids who were blowing dandelion fluff into the wind.
It looks like he's thinking: "There's something ugly over there, Mommy! Squeeze me tighter!"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:13pm.
Just reading that annoyed the shit out of me... I HATE people like that. I've got a "friend" I grew up with who acts just like that... she comes in town once or twice a year and INSISTS we get together for drinks. But the whole time she is cackling and waving her stupid hands she is talking POLITICS... she is pretty high up working for one of the National Committees.... she has a nice rack and is easy on the eyes so I take a couple of valiums and deal...
LOL Mary's huge, pillowy rack is all I've noticed about her, maybe that's why I don't find her so offensive? The guy in the pic being squished up against it seems cool with it, too!
Or maybe I just need a nap, ha! Never watched the show...
"desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac"... and...??
i don't get it... what's wrong with being a desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac?
Where's cake, coke and cock? Mary Murphy is down with 2 of her (his) things ? :p
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:45pm.
ha ha Janey, it's ok, I know true dancers love her, but I just want them to bring back SHANE!!!
you don't mean Shane Sparks, do you? he's a sick ass pedophile sexual predator.
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/08/16/choreographer-shane-sparks-ple...
Carrie Ann was on top of the desk after mop head & look @ my abs danced last nite.
She definitely has coke like tendencies.
yeah, she had cancer and was off the show for at least one season
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ha ha Janey, it's ok, I know true dancers love her, but I just want them to bring back SHANE!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Okay, I don't watch this show so I could be totally wrong, but I think I heard her speak somewhere about having had thyroid cancer? Does that sound right?
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:19pm.
it's hard out there for a manlady.
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The coke would explain some things. I don't mind her on the show, but I couldn't deal with being around someone that hyperactive, with that voice, the squeels and THAT LAUGH on a regular basis. Jesus, I'd end up hurting her.
M.E. I think they got separated at birth.
I wonder if Chyna's lady part receded after she stopped the roids?
I showed it to my husband who recoiled in horror. Besides the size, it looks so dick-like, it's weird. Like with the little helmet and everything.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:30pm.
Her type is why I HATE competition shows. She is the female Bruno Whateverthefuckhisnameis from DWTS
I LOVE Bruno, it's the Carry-Ann whatsherface that I can't stand!
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Her type is why I HATE competition shows. She is the female Bruno Whateverthefuckhisnameis from DWTS.
There was a girl at work who was recently hired on but got fired because rumor has it, she had some of the sweet nectar in the cup. Ethical and professional? Hell no. But working in the restaurant biz? Understandable!!
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zomay and MJT, I was just about to ask the same thing, thanks!
Don't know any of these bitches MK, appreciate you filling us in *but I recognize this damn plot from way back* lolol ;p
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Thanks MJT. She looks better with dark hair imo.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:13pm.
Just reading that annoyed the shit out of me... I HATE people like that. I've got a "friend" I grew up with who acts just like that... she comes in town once or twice a year and INSISTS we get together for drinks. But the whole time she is cackling and waving her stupid hands she is talking POLITICS... she is pretty high up working for one of the National Committees.... she has a nice rack and is easy on the eyes so I take a couple of valiums and deal...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:19pm.
poor thing is so very mentally ill. it's hard out there for a manlady. I hope she gets it together someday. :'(
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:10pm.
This trick is a total moron and gives me the Marie Osmond creeps.
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See I thought it WAS Marie Osmond.
This is ridiculous. I hope that she successful counter-sues him for defamation and libel.
And if this is a wrongful termination suite than none of those details really have any relevance. Just because somebody is a coke-fueled peen lover doesn't mean that don't have the right to change managers.
Also, if managers make 10% and he is suing for a million that means this stupid bitch has made $10,000,000 in the past 2 years and now I want to cry
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:14pm.
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Chyna was the gestational carrier.
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Ooh, speaking of Chyna, have you read about her fuckery lately? Her and her giant clit are in dire straits.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/chyna-porn-convention-all-night-party-befo...
@zomay - both of those are her - same person. She lost a lot of weight and I think had some work done. One of those is before the other is after (I don't know which - LOl).
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Wait I is confused...is she the blond in the pic and the brunette in the clip?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:12pm.
Seriously, it's like Marie Osmond and Ceiling Eyes had a baby on steroids.
Chyna was the gestational carrier.