Oh, So Now Lindsay Lohan Is Suddenly Picky When It Comes To Dick
If the producers of Lifetime's Liz & Dick cast an orange parking cone in a brown wig to play Richard Burton opposite Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor, that bitch should shut her lips and nod, because she should be lucky that someone is giving her a chance to prove that she's not a chronic professional fuck up and is about as pleasant as getting finger fucked by an eagle. But Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be Lindsay Lohan if she didn't induce a dozen eye rolls with her self-entitled antics, so of course she's already a freckled thorn in the producers' ass lips.
A source tells Radar that the producers of that basic cable foolery put Matthew Settle of Gossip Girl, Sean Maguire of Meet the Spartans and Craig Robert Young on the short list for the role of Richard Burton, but LiLo waved all of them away. The fact that this is a movie for FUCKING LIFETIME hasn't penetrated through the fart bubble of delusion that LiLo lives in and so she thinks an A-lister should star opposite her, so says the source:
"Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don't need to get Lindsay's approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy.
They are already in pre-production and it's very hard to conduct any rehearsals without the pivotal role of Richard Burton. There is also cause for concern because Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis. All three, including Lindsay, have been arrested for DUI and/or drug charges previously. Lindsay shouldn't be out partying all night long, no good can come of that."
LiLo wants to fly to London to handpick her own Richard Burton, but the producers aren't going to fund that trip.
None of these dudes give me Richard Burton vibes, but this movie is just a whoring for ratings project camouflaged as an Elizabeth Taylor biopic so it doesn't matter who plays him. I wouldn't be surprised if LiLo ended up playing Liz AND Dick so she can collect two checks. I also wouldn't be surprised if White Oprah is trying to get the producers to cast The Curious Case of Ali Lohan as Richard Burton so she can collect two commissions. "It doesn't count as incest if it's done in front of the cameras.... for a check..... and if the producers give their pimp a lifetime supply of Svedka as a finders fee." - White Oprah's life motto
But seriously, since Liz & Dick is already a mess, the producers should get totally messy by casting Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty, seen below looking hot at Cannes, as Richard Burton. Dreamboat is absolutely perfect for the simple fact that he wouldn't flinch if LiLo sneezed up a coke booger on his face during the kissing scenes.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:17pm.
PrettyGirl: Yeah, me too. *hangs head in shame* I thought I was being saucy and cute.
And apparently, guys think it IS *side-eyes Whamo* cute.
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hell ya! :) :D
IF - the good usually outweighs the bad, but the boss is on vacation and I am left alone here to do his job and mine and just like anywhere else when bosses leave the shit hits the fan.
I am trying to get approval for a repair at this senior housing development since we have the parts and are there in the area today. No one returned my call yesterday and no return calls today after 6 messages on 4 different voicemails.
I don't like being the boss! I'd rather do all the behind the scenes stuff rather than deal with this side of it.
SamRo can do it. I would watch that. Her Welsh accent would be great.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Is the $200k hazard pay for the actor to kiss a mouth which has likely been in some very disgusting places? It's not enough!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:42pm.
To the fucking CUNT at the front desk who hung up on me TWICE after announcing myself.
FUCK YOU!
Let's see what kind of response time you get from me today.
Sorry. Carry on.
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Do you ever have a good day at your job? It sounds awful!
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Dark-sided!
You guys, they cast LINDSAY LOHAN to play Liz Taylor. She should be thankful if they get RiFF RaFF to play Richard Burton.
I think she should pull a Tyler Perry and play every role.
To the fucking CUNT at the front desk who hung up on me TWICE after announcing myself.
FUCK YOU!
Let's see what kind of response time you get from me today.
Sorry. Carry on.
Submitted by youarestupid on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:30pm.
The only Dick that matters...Dick Nixon!
Him and Lindsay have something in common, they both got fucked by Deep Throat.
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That was too clever by half! =D
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis....
Hold the fucking phone, weren't Hilton and Davis the ones that started that crotchfire fiasco?? And I thought Davis was in rehab or was that his brother?
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
The only Dick that matters...Dick Nixon!
Him and Lindsay have something in common, they both got fucked by Deep Throat.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:17pm.
PrettyGirl: Yeah, me too. *hangs head in shame* I thought I was being saucy and cute.
And apparently, guys think it IS *side-eyes Whamo* cute.
Women know what's up, though.
yuuup. i have a couple of bartender friends who put their hair up and do the pony tail bounce purposefully when they're working. cracks me up every time i sit at their bars
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
if Lindsay got serious she's good; now all she wants is her mommy. Earn your stripes Linds.
Liz was LIZ, Cleopatra, Leslie, Maggie, Gloria, Martha, and Katharina. :)
Lindsay is Freaky Friday ;<
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"I knew that with a mouth like mine, I just had to be a star or something." - Barbara
PrettyGirl: Yeah, me too. *hangs head in shame* I thought I was being saucy and cute.
And apparently, guys think it IS *side-eyes Whamo* cute.
Women know what's up, though.
Submitted by marinara on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:07pm.
Dick Turpin!
He liked stealing things - they'd get on like a house on fire(crotch).
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And trade funky ass diseases, like the pox (allegedly those highwaymen liked to put it round, to quote Johnny Depp in The Libertine).
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
LMAO! The producers can't be too unhappy about all the attention she brings to the project. I mean, daily press for a Lifetime movie?!? They should be paying her more.... From her end, Lindsay's been worth it, bouncing boobs and all! Watch this get more funding now... #endtimes hahaha ;p
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Hekki,
I did the ponytail swish *once* when I had extremely long hair in the 9th grade or so. My mother was kind enough toinform me that I looked like an imbecile, so it has never occured since.
*thanks Momma for the all-important life lesson*
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:06pm.
Also the ponytail swinging. That's intentional, too. When I see some jerk walking down the street with her little perky ponytail swinging all over the place, I want to yank it....
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That's funny so do I, but for a completely different reason!
Sorry I had to, that was just too easy:)
Hekki - yes, completely deliberate. And attention whoreing at it's best.
Dick Turpin!
He liked stealing things - they'd get on like a house on fire(crotch).
How does she keep getting jobs? Will people never learn? Here's hoping the vengeance-bent ghost of Liz Taylor rises up from the grave and shuts this shit-show down.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:17pm.
WEAR A FUCKING BRA YOU SKANK!!!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/22/lindsay-lohan-bouncing-boobs/
Thanks for the link, M.E.
What I'd like to point out is how DELIBERATE that juggie-shaking was. It is entirely possible to walk down the street with unfettered boobs that don't bounce all over the place. Or you can move in such a way that they do. Amirite, ladies?
Also the ponytail swinging. That's intentional, too. When I see some jerk walking down the street with her little perky ponytail swinging all over the place, I want to yank it and chop it off with scissors. Because that's totally deliberate, too.
*petitions Lindsay to rename the movie Diz and Lick*
Lindsay has ALWAYS been a little ambivalent about Dick.
I have an uncle Dick! his son is named after him but in this day and age he goes by his full name of Richard...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'm just old enough to remember the Burtons together, and they were a drunken mess always in the gossip news.
Liz reformed her image in her older years, but there were a lot of years when she was a bloated, sloppy drunk who was the punch line of a lot of jokes.
Hmmm, the joke is on Lohan that she's not playing gorgeous elegant Liz, but Liz the mess.
Dick...not a popular name in this day & age. *snort*
I hate my office job and watched my psychotic ex-Army supervisor reduce a sweet coworker to tears today, so knowing Lindsay Lohan's tits are now saggy and sad makes things a little better.
yeah didn't Lindsay used to have cleavage? Liz had cleavage. Lindsay looks like she's playing dress up in granny's old steamer trunk.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:17pm.
WEAR A FUCKING BRA YOU SKANK!!!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/22/lindsay-lohan-bouncing-boobs/
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THANK YOU FOR THE LINK
*said in Herbert's voice* Mmmmmm it must be my birthday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgnoukKJIaU
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:31pm.
The costumes remind me of that biopic of Jackie O that Katie Holmes "starred" in, that was supposed to be her comeback piece. They had cheap costumes in that, too.
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I am almost embarrassed to admit it, but I watched that biopic with Katie Holmes, and while I am not normally a fan of her *work* (HATED her in Batman), I didn't mind her performance too much.
eta: the costumes were shite. cheap shite that Jackie O wouldn't have been caught dead in.
*ducks and runs*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Twat muffin - no shit. Her boobs should not be that saggy for her age.
Dick Butkus
Dick Cavett
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Patten
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by QueenieBK: "Check this shit out:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2147647/Lindsay-Lohan-model...
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!
That is pathetic. Pa-THET-ic. There are nicer, more Liz-worthy dresses at the local thrift shop.
I'm not even going to touch the filthy appearance of this nasty trick, for the moment, because I am so aghast at the shitty, cheap, flimsy costumes.
The costumes remind me of that biopic of Jackie O that Katie Holmes "starred" in, that was supposed to be her comeback piece. They had cheap costumes in that, too.
M.E.- oops. lol
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I cannot believe it's true
Are you really doing the things you do?
No I cannot believe it's you, really you
Is it wrong of me to hope for a Brandon Lee-esque "accident" on set? Did Liz Taylor ever play with guns?
No seriously, though. Lindsay is the most annoying insufferable bitch on Earth. I would say that I can't wait until she fades into obscurity, but it doesn't look like she's going anywhere.
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Douchechill!
M.E. -- the whore NEVER wears a bra!!! They sag down to her waist and she still doesn't get it. In her sick mind she thinks she's sexy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:19pm.
Dick Cheney :-P
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so he can take Blowhan quail hunting?
exactly and this time, finish the job, Dick.
PSL - see my link 3 posts down from you. LOL
Is this like "The Producers"? Are they deliberately trying to lose money? It's the only explanation I can come up with. They need to declare a loss for their taxes or something.
Or Lindsay is blackmailing someone.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:16pm.
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Ewww and yes, I think MK had a link to it at one time. :P
DICK SMOTHERS!! :))
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:19pm.
Dick Cheney :-P
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so he can take Blowhan quail hunting?
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I cannot believe it's true
Are you really doing the things you do?
No I cannot believe it's you, really you
It'd be classic if Matthew Settle of Gossip Girl and Sean Maguire of Meet the Spartans (all I know of them is what I just cut and pasted) and others like them refused the Dick role, just because it was Lohan as Liz, on Lifetime, and therefore Hollywood suicide. No A-list actors are going to take the role, even for tons of money.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
M.E., did you see TMZ's video of her boobs bouncing all over the place?
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I cannot believe it's true
Are you really doing the things you do?
No I cannot believe it's you, really you
LeAnn Rimes (current) husband Eddie is who I want cast as Burton. Just for the funny MK write-ups.
Dick Cheney :-P
I have no idea who any of those 3 twink are.
WEAR A FUCKING BRA YOU SKANK!!!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/22/lindsay-lohan-bouncing-boobs/
islandgirl -- wasn't Screench involved in some video thing with 2 broads where a dirty Sanchez was involved? Yeah, that sounds right that Lohan should be involved in a project with him.
if I may ask, for the life of me, I don't understand how something that gross and nasty is famous for anything other than being spectacularly disgusting.
I'm talking about Dreamboat Pete, not Lohan.
why is he famous again? is it because of Amy Winehouse?
Dick Clarke!
Dick Tracy lol