Minka Kelly And Matthew McConaughey To Play Jackie Kennedy & JFK
If you're the Alabama Leprechaun and you're looking for the wrong stuff to smoke, head directly to the casting office for The Butler, because they're obviously tripping into new dimensions over there. They're tripping so hard that they've frolicked into a new world where casting Minka Kelly and Matthew McConaughey as the Kennedys makes sense. Because it makes zero sense in this world. R. Kelly and Rooster McConaughey as Jackie & John makes more sense than this mess.
Indiewire has blown out a crack cloud in the form of news that the Leighton Meester impersonator and the Texas T-Rex will join Forrest Whitaker, Oprah, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lenny Kravitz, Terrence Howard, Alan Rickman (as Ronald Reagan), Jane Fonda (as Nancy Reagan), John Cusack (as Nixon) and Nicole Kidman's forehead (as The White House) in The Butler. Lee Daniels, who directed Precious, will direct the story of the White House butler (played by Forrest Whitaker) who served eight presidents from 1952 to 1986. But who the hell cares about the story! My ears are too busy curling at the thought of Matthew McConaughey trying to turn his extra slow drawl into JFK's accent. It's going to sound like what would hit your ears if a stoned Forrest Gump was in The Departed.
Terrible accents aside, 99% of this movie's budget is going to go toward turning these hos into the people they're supposed to be playing using the same shit the Kardashians smear their faces with (sandbox indian clay, terracotta epoxy putty and shark cartilage). To save money, Lee Daniels should just fire everybody and cast this movie from Disney World's Hall of Presidents. It'd be cheaper and the performances would definitely be better.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 1:20am.
Still think Matthew ruins it! Can he even do the accent? *eyerolls-eyerolls*
It's easy! "Err-ah, Lim-er, Cub-er, chowdah," etc.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 3:34pm.
That McConaughey cutaway in Family Guy was one of the best! Giggling just thinking about it.
As for this movie, it's gotta be some shit just to fuck with people. I mean, Jane Fonda as Nancy Reagan is just absolutely fucking priceless. McConaughey as JFK will be perfectly howl-worthy. . . and I absolutely WILL see this thing if it ever comes to fruition.
Umm...that would be the CRICHTON Leprechaun! Yes, I'm well aware that Crichton is in Alabama, but the glorious tragedy that is the Leprechaun deserves to be billed correctly. Thank you.
DITTO.
Where are the gay boy photos of Matthew? Please, that boy sucked some cock, let folks suck his cock, just cock, cock, cock, coke, cock, and more cock (and coke). They are out there, and I will blow anyone who can produce them. Oh, Kenneth Anger, where are you when we need you?
Perhaps this one is more of a comedy.
Submitted by LASux on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 2:18am.
JFK played by a Texan????? The Irony is astounding.
Killed by a Texan is bad enough.
You sound like a student of history.
JFK played by a Texan????? The Irony is astounding.
Killed by a Texan is bad enough.
Wow, uniformly horrible casting (except for Whitaker, I guess). Jeebus. Alan fucking Rickman as Reagan? In what universe? Hell, I'd (a Latina-Jewish woman) would be a more believable choice!
I guess this will be 2013's male version of The Help. Sounds equally horrible.
Still think Matthew ruins it! Can he even do the accent? *eyerolls-eyerolls*
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what is this obsession with the kennedys.
i already saw the one with Greg Kinner and Joey, sorry i mean Katie Holmes, playing Jackie-O, which i was dissapointed they didnt hire Michelle williams to play marilyn and michelle fucks Greg Kinnear, as Marilyn monroe, which is also what michelle (as Jen) did with Dawson on dawson's creek, when Jen fucked with Joey's man, and all Joey did was, brush both her fringes behind her ears and do the slight tilted smile. No fucking wonder Joey ended up with TOm Cruise as a robot.
this is gonna be a hot fucking mess, they should hire lindsay to play marilyn monroe....bitch has always wanted to play marilyn.
i never understood the hype pertaining to JFK's looks to me he has a serious case of hamster face.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 3:42pm.
Oh my sweet jesus on the leprauchaun in alabama. this is why i won't go further south than my husband's crotchtal area.
IF- That was actually in my hometown of Mobile, well a specific neighborhood in Mobile. I get a huge kick out of that news segment and it's obvious no real news was happening that St. Patty's Day lol. We're not all that crazy though, just so y'all know! Lol
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
yay! just what this world needs: another lame-o movie about the Kennedys! As if the first 1,500 weren't enough.
What's next? a six part mini-series about Mary Kennedy, the estranged wife of one of the nobody cousins who no one had ever heard of before she died? Who the hell has been trying to make her happen all week?
enough already.
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I LOATHE Matthew McCuntinaywhateverthefuckhisnameis with a passion. He always has this pedo-smirk on his face, never wears a shirt (WE GET ASSHAT YOU ARE BUFF) and possesses so little actual acting talent that in an acting contest with Blowhan (fresh from snorting 5 pounds of coke from Terry Richardsoniamapedophile's asshole) he would lose the Oscar to her for Best Performance By an "Actor" Imitating an Enema Shoved Up the Ass By a World Class Weightlifter. The End
Minka and Matthew? Boy, someone is really trying to make Minka happen... seriously, Lindsay could probably do a better Jackie. Sounds a whole lotta meh... right here!
And Matthew has a brother named Rooster who looks like OPIE!?!>! lolololol
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Seriously, who is Minka Kelly sucking for this?!
Bitch can't act and bitch is dating Fez.
I'm done with watching movies.
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A movie called 'The Butler' without The Butler? Surely there is a part for Gerard Butler in this mess?
Cannot stand the Kennedys. Horse-faced, big-teethed, inbred mongerels. The most entitled bunch of losers ever. they must have some horrible way of using people too, because the people who associate with them or marry into the family don't do well.
fuck me ANOTHER damn JFK moving?
damn assholes running movie studios. put it to sleep already w/ jfk shit.
while ima at it with the sequel and comic book movie crap.
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And Cusack as Nixon and Rickman as Regan? WTF indeed.
Matthew McConagay always reminds me of when my old frenemy claimed her husband looked like him. Because there was one photo of Texas T-Rex that her husband resembled. He was sort of handsome but nothing like Matty.
She'd go up to people in bars and try to get them to agree that he looked like McConagay. They usually agreed just to get her delusional ass away so they could drink in peace. She used to do that to me and get people to say I looked like various blonde actresses. She would also try to get people to say she looked like Demi Moore. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"...using the same shit the Kardashians smear their faces with (sandbox indian clay, terracotta epoxy putty and shark cartilage). "
"Shark cartilage" is where I completely lost it - too perfect!
what a stellar cast.
*rolls eyes*
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Why do they keep making movies about this asshole family? Seriously, they are all just drunks, liars, cheaters, rapists and murderers. I'm so sick of hearing about them. JFK was, at best, a mediocre president, FFS, he was a rampant adulterer and a coward (in politics) to boot, yet he's practically been canonized.
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TEXAS T REX!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! I'd watch this mess just to see McConnawhatever try to act, with a Massachusetts accent. That shit would probably be more entertaining that the rest of this movie.
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Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 4:15pm.
You're thinking of Kat Dennings, she of the giant chichis.
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Datura I think that is Leighton Meester.
who the hell would sponsor this fuckery? QVC?
Wow she really does look just like Leighton Meester! What else has she been in? That means there are 3 girls in Hollywood that look identical then because I thought Minka Kelly was the girl in 40 year old virgin. But she isn't (I think?) god I'm confused.
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Whoever is casting this is crazy. First Lohan as Taylor and now this. What the fuck are they smoking?
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 3:44pm
glad to help, and get over that flu soon!
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Janey: for your drooling pleasure....
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Severus Snape as Ronald Reagan??? Who the fuck is Minka Kelly??? Is this going to be on Lifetime???
Datura -- I think Leighton Meester is the one with the psycho momma, but I believe Minka's momma was a stripper, I kid you not. But I'm too lazy to Google it.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 3:53pm.
Anthony Hopkins as Barbara Bush!
HAHAHAAH perfect!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I think Lindsay Lohan would ve characterized a wonderful JAckie O, so much better than Minka Kelly. I mean now they are doing opposite casting she would be great at it....!
I really need OP. And preferably something hot to drool over. My bad day is back :(
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I go away for a little bit and I come back to THIS! WTF!
Anthony Hopkins as Barbara Bush! And I want Latrice Royale in there so her beads can break all over the White House foyer and she can go "Oh Lawd Jesus!" again. I'm sure Oprah is there as Forrest's long suffering wife and Latrice can be her visiting sister.
I agree...Lohan could make a cameo Monroe appearance. I hate fake ass accents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqzcMARng0I
How did Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan miss out on these parts?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 3:41pm.
datura: "*Indiewire has blown out a crack cloud in the form of news that the Leighton Meester impersonator "
you are thinking of LM
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Thanks, snowpiece! I wasn't sure what that line was referring to before. lol
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oh fuck no not another bad JFK bio pic. enough already.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 3:20pm.
It sounds like the entire casting of this movie was based on a dare
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I can't tell how much this made me laugh. I can just see some poor producer losing a game of cards and the winner gets to pick the cast of his next project.
Loser:....you bastard, mean you want me to produce the film with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAzbjjgHZuA&feature=fvsr
as my leading man????
datura: "*Indiewire has blown out a crack cloud in the form of news that the Leighton Meester impersonator "
you are thinking of LM
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
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