And The Stunts Begin....
It's been a quick millisecond since the X-Factor started filming in Austin, TX and STUNT QUEEN extraordinaire Simon Cowell is already pulling out the tricks. TMZ says that Brit Brit played the quit this bitch card by leaving the judge's table, because she was upset that a contestant on stage slowly murdered her "Hold It Against Me." Yeah, I didn't know it was humanly possible for a ho to make that song sound any worse than it really does. Brit Brit is the only bitch allowed to butcher her songs! So she stormed backstage right after she asked her conservators and three local judges for permission to do so. But she still did it! The perfect commercial break cliffhanger! Will Brit Brit come back? Is she backstage shaving her weave off with one hand while umbrella-ing a production assistant in the dick with the other? Will the audience's bulging and shocked eyeballs ever retreat into their sockets? Will Simon Cowell ever stop deviously patting his hairy chest muffins while cackling over how much attention this mess is getting.
TMZ says that a few contestants auditioned before Brit Brit finally came back to her seat. Some people on Twitter say that it wasn't even that much of a Norma Desmond moment and Brit Brit just took a quick break from judging. They said she eventually came back to the judge's table.
Hold up. Brit Brit took a break while all the other judges sat there? I know what kind of break that was. It was an "unleash the prairie dog" kind of break. Bitch broke it off right over the toilet. Forget the match, somebody light a torch (or a lighter in front of a can of AquaNet will do). That's what happens when Brit Brit eats a Snickers and Doritos sandwich before showtime.
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I find it alarming that she would just get up and that some contestants still had to "audition" to her empty chair. If they ever do any live segments, watch out! Red flag, on top of flying red flag! ;p
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Oh please. She's crazier than Abdul, Cowell knows it, and they're all just waiting for her to have a psychotic break on camera. This is why they hired her! The nutjob is on the judges' table this time, not the stage.
What kills me is that her extremely cynical conservators (dad and "finanseur," as Brit calls him) set her up for this, knowing that anything will push her over the edge. I'll bet they'll cut off her meds, too, just to make things even more dramatic.
Yeah. Disgusting. But America will eat it with a spoon.
This is a woman who can't even be trusted to make decisions on her own...who lost custody of her children...who needs a "conservator" (aka Daddy or BF) to take care of her. Add to that her manufactured image and autotuned "voice"...even with that miracle of technology, she still sounds like shit.
And yet, this Marvel of the Modern World is going to pick our so called next Big Thing???
Seriously...what kind of fucked up world are we living in?
I JUST WANT HER TO SHUT HER BIG FAT GAPING MAW FOR ONCE!!
jebus christmas, you fucking hick, I don't need to see your Dentyne!!!
SHUT. IT.
Trashywilma: that was ,"The Hand that rocks the cradle". Love Rebecca Demornay in that scene!
Did we expect anything less than this? She's not capable of completing a single though by herself, much less "judging" some stupid competition.
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No, she has never been a "singer" like Whitney, Mariah or Christina. But why does every entertainer have to be like that?
The point is this - Britney was fascinating to watch. Not because she dressed like a slut. Lots of pretty girls dress like sluts. There is something about HER voice, her music, her dancing and her persona that made her fascinating to watch. And clearly I am not in the minority.
Despite Christina's voice, she has always been a bore. Her music is usually fairly mediocre and she has no stage presence. I saw Christina back in 2004 and she just looks lost on the stage. I saw Britney in concert in 2000 and she really knows how to work a stage. She has been standing on a stage since she was just a little kid... people underestimate her talents. Just because she cannot sing like Whitney Houston does not mean she is talentless.
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I can't stand Aguilera for sure.
I'm not saying that Britney is talentless, but if she wasn't overly sexualized -- I mean, at her height she was wearing barely nothing and kissing Madonna -- would we ever have heard of her?
The "It" factor Britney had was indeed based on sexuality, not her voice. She wore sexy outfits and danced. Yes, she has a talent, but all I'm saying is that talent is easily replicated by others (our current crop of popstars is evidence of that). Have big tits, don't be afraid to show them, being highly sexualized = pop star!
For anyone who has seen the documentary "For The Record", I think you will know what I am talking about when I say that Britney is actually a very normal, charming girl. I think the reason she acts so distanced all of the time (aside from the meds) is because she has become protective of herself after realising just how brutal people who are desperate to cash in on fame can be.
She is a really sweet girl and I bet you guys this will really come across in the show. I think this will definitely improve the perception people have of her.
Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 9:35am.
Agreed. I saw that Britney concert in 2000 and she was amazing. She may have lost the great singing voice she had as a kid but she always had that *it factor*. I just wish they would let her retire because it seems she has some serious mental issues that her partying and babymaking took a serious toll on.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 9:16am.
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I think she's just adequate. Always had a nasaly voice.
Her popularity was based on over-the-top sexiness while being a teeny bopper. It wasn't based on her voice
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No, she has never been a "singer" like Whitney, Mariah or Christina. But why does every entertainer have to be like that?
The point is this - Britney was fascinating to watch. Not because she dressed like a slut. Lots of pretty girls dress like sluts. There is something about HER voice, her music, her dancing and her persona that made her fascinating to watch. And clearly I am not in the minority.
Despite Christina's voice, she has always been a bore. Her music is usually fairly mediocre and she has no stage presence. I saw Christina back in 2004 and she just looks lost on the stage. I saw Britney in concert in 2000 and she really knows how to work a stage. She has been standing on a stage since she was just a little kid... people underestimate her talents. Just because she cannot sing like Whitney Houston does not mean she is talentless.
People are so narrow-minded. Eugh.
ubmitted by sushi on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 8:48am.
Also, The X Factor is not a singing contest. That is why it is called "The X Factor". They are looking for someone with that "something". It is not strictly a singing competition like The Voice. Britney has always had the "X Factor".
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Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZc2PbB0_TQ
Britney was a great singer once upon a time.
And she danced like nobody else in the business dances today.
She had a quality that nobody else in the entertainment industry has, and this is why she is a star.
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I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I think she's just adequate. Always had a nasaly voice.
Her popularity was based on over-the-top sexiness while being a teeny bopper. It wasn't based on her voice.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 8:48am.
Also, The X Factor is not a singing contest. That is why it is called "The X Factor". They are looking for someone with that "something". It is not strictly a singing competition like The Voice. Britney has always had the "X Factor".
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Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZc2PbB0_TQ
Britney was a great singer once upon a time.
And she danced like nobody else in the business dances today.
She had a quality that nobody else in the entertainment industry has, and this is why she is a star.
I'm just offering my opinion because I have zero knowledge about mental disorders but it seems to me that bipolar can't account for everything that appears to be going on with her. I think it's more than bipolar, although I don't know what.
She reminds me of Tony Polar in the book Valley of the Dolls. His sister (his only family) pushed him to perform as much as she could while he was young and ran his life so he would make as much money as possible because she knew he had a mental disorder that was only going to deteriorate as he aged. She wanted him to be comfortable once he could no longer function in the real world. At the end of the book he ended up in an institution, mute and completely insane and unable to care for himself.
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Also, The X Factor is not a singing contest. That is why it is called "The X Factor". They are looking for someone with that "something". It is not strictly a singing competition like The Voice. Britney has always had the "X Factor".
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Britney HAD the X Factor. And for her the X Factor was parents that were willing to have her sexuality on display when she was a teeny bopper. That was her talent. Never could sing. Not a bad dancer, but tons better. She had parents that were willing to push to limits and voila, star.
Brit is like my biopolar brother..they come in and wreck your life. In this case, Simon is in for more than he bargained for. He switched one crazy for super crazy. This was not a job for Britney.
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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 2:09am.
Why anyone would allow shitney "autotune" spears to judge a singing contest is beyond me.
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Can Simon Cowell sing? Can LA Reid sing? Can Paula Abdul sing or dance these days? NO! But they all have their own connection to the music industry, and Britney more so than anyone. She knows the business like the back of her hand, and used to be a great performer. How can people not get this?
Also, The X Factor is not a singing contest. That is why it is called "The X Factor". They are looking for someone with that "something". It is not strictly a singing competition like The Voice. Britney has always had the "X Factor".
Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 8:03am.
How come everyone knows this is a bad idea except the people around her who are suppose to care?
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i'll gather a guess that "the people around her who are suppose to care"... yeah... not so much, and there is bunches of money to be made, so... yep... gotta happen.
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How come everyone knows this is a bad idea except the people around her who are suppose to care? I feel bad for Demi being in the middle of all this too. She doesn't need this.
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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 2:09am.
Why anyone would allow shitney "autotune" spears to judge a singing contest is beyond me. She's still a retard, and a fugly one at that. Anyone who thinks this producers manufactured product has any talent at all needs a brain transplant.
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It's not just "judging." Brit Brit has to "couch" these contestants too! How is Brit Brit going to keep her marbles together long enough to do that? At least if she was on AI, she could just sit down with her crazy drink and say,"that's really nice" like JBlow.
Brit is now a monkey on a string doing whatever it takes to get a bit of fruit.
I liked her better when she was exposing her pussy nightly and licking coke off of toilet seats with Paris Hilton.
For everyone that is amazed that she made Blackout while on a day trip from the loony bin, please don't be. She doesn't write lyrics or compose or produce, she just needed to show up somewhat on time and somewhat coherent.
And Christina wouldn't storm off set if someone butchered one of her songs. She wouldn't pass up the chance to shank a ho with her best helping of ice princess bitchiness (I love Christina, but even she admits to some "bitchy" tendencies). Then she would gather her tatas and grandly sweep out.
*Side note-Christina Aguilera is one of those singers most people shy away from unless they really think they can nail it, her stuff is hard to sing. Britney Spears... not so much
My question is how are they going to have auditions without all of the judges present. Aren't they the ones that decide if you go on or not? Isn't it unfair to vote on these things without everyone present?
Why anyone would allow shitney "autotune" spears to judge a singing contest is beyond me. She's still a retard, and a fugly one at that. Anyone who thinks this producers manufactured product has any talent at all needs a brain transplant.
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After hearing the stuff from yesterday about her acting loopy and the cliched rider, I wondered if this was hype. Now I'm sure of it. We are being tempted with the 'crazy' so we tune in. It's probably all true but is normal star behaviour, and if it was just a toilet break, normal human behaviour.
I don't see what the deal is here. Plus her team is real quick handling this kind of shitstorm on twitter. I heard 2 audios and it was a relief to hear her talk like a normal person and not like a controlled monkey.
oh please Britney. Just retire.
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Sweet potty trained baby jesus she looks like she's in her 40s. Someone couldn't spackle up those cavernous ridges for her? :'(
She has some deep lines, she is looking old and rough!
Where's her fake spouse?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
She has mental health issues.
Who knows? Maybe she went into one of the bathroom stalls and beat a toilet plunger violently against the stall walls before falling down into a heap of tears (anybody remember what movie that scene is from?).
Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:00pm.
What's with her left ankle? Looks like a burn scar or something? She got her nails done (something nice).
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Didn't she have a tattoo there? Could be going through removal procedures. That shit takes forever! IF that's the case, she could have just covered it with make-up.
I really, really doubt that she is there cause her parents pushed her. Everyone likes to know that are contributing or doing somehting that they get something out of in this life. Of course, she doesn't need the money. It's probably not about that.
She obviously does not know exactly how to function like an adult, so being a judge on a "talent" show is something that she can do, just as long as she can show up on time.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:22pm.
She is like the poster child of bipolar disorder--mad creative genius.
Creative genius? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. No.
I like BritBrit but there is too much stunt queen drama on shows these days! ;P
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Submitted by ProfessorVP on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 11:09pm.
She's the new Sinatra.
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Sans the talent and hubris, yes.
Sinatra could sing.
by Whatever on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:58pm.
She is too unstable to judge anyone. Her handler and her parents should hang their head in shame that they are still trying to milk the cash cow. Don't they have enough money?
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That trashy clan has burned through her money and wants more. There's never, ever enough money.
She's the new Sinatra. He boasted he never breathed air, never drank water.
She is too unstable to judge anyone. Her handler and her parents should hang their head in shame that they are still trying to milk the cash cow. Don't they have enough money?
GIRL BYE!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney, how does someone murder something you already killed?
I always have/always will love Britney. She is like my crazy cousin from Louisiana. I feel a kinship kind of protectiveness of her. I am amazed that she made her best album (Blackout) while she was batshit crazy. She is like the poster child of bipolar disorder--mad creative genius. I do hope she gets her independence someday, but if she doesn't, well, I understand. I can't balance my own checkbook, either.
The official leaving X-Factor comes in 3,2,1...
Daddy Spears probably had to pull a Supernanny move on her. I'll bet she had to sit on the naughty chair for however minutes she is old, apologize, hug Daddy and then behave herself.
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When will this Used up cash cow be put to pasture? Never was into her or what the handlers were trying to sell. I always found her to be an empty shell not an artist who really ever created anything. She is a puppet & always been that way.
Beb, I have heard that one (cuz it was Bravo's theme song last year) and "'Til The World Ends". : )
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What's with her left ankle? Looks like a burn scar or something? She got her nails done (something nice).
It's sad she's 30 and has someone watching over her every move. Even sadder she doesn't have custody of her kids and K-fat lives off of her $. Shouldn't her medication have kicked in enough by now that she can handle her own shit? I mean even if she still needs to be medicated? I really hope one day she has her Tina Turner moment and gets away from everyone that's f'n with her. So I guess I'm rooting for her too. And Sammy is her handler and just looks so shady to me. I so would bet my soul that she does not truly love him.
Whether this was a stunt or not, I don't think Britney is ever going to be "well". I believe she had problems for years and it was only in 2007-2008 that they all came to the public's attention in such a spectacular trainwreck fashion.
I really hope she doesn't have any more kids. I don't say this out of meanness, but because I really don't think she can cope.
The lights are on but nobody is home.
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She still looks like she slept in the gutter.
Her gleaming choppers look great as always but man, her hair, wrinkles and caked-on makeup make her look 45 years old in that picture.
Poor lost soul.
Michael K is right. Simon is the ultimate stunt queen and this is all part of the show. If the ratings drop we might get to see Britney making 3am runs to Rite-Aid to buy Red Bull again, and wearing that pink wig. Those were the days.
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