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Baku, Azerbaijan became Ground Zero Fuckery last night when the Eurovision finals covered the air with broken mirror ball shards, exhaust pipe fumes from the most messed up acid trip ever and glow stick innards. Sweden was crowned the Grand Masters of Musical Foolery, which means that the come-to-life Russian nesting dolls known as Buranovskiye Babushki were ROBBED right to their faces. Every trick who voted against them needs to get a slap to the hands with a lapti (that's Russian for chancleta!). Not only were the Babushkis' dreams crushed by a professional arm waver from Sweden, but my third favorite Eurovision mess (after the Russian memaws and Conchita Wurst) didn't even make the finals. Montenegro's Rambo Amadeus should've been the top 3 for his name alone (Rambo Amadeus sounds like the name of Penn Jillette's next kid or the name of the dog mascot of the nerdiest fraternity at the nerdiest classical music school).
The voters obviously don't appreciate a rhyme spitter whose rap skills make Skat Kat seem like the second coming of B.I.G. and who looks like a strung out Chris Gaines. I mean, before last night's performance, Rambo Amadeus obviously spent 8 hours inhaling the shower steam in a rent-by-the-hour motel room's bathroom to try to rid the coke toxins from his body, and he still slayed his competition! Dude even had ZZ Top and a Trace Cyrus Monument on his stage? What more did these voters want? RECOUNT: We need one!
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It's not easy for a viewer to attune to different musical styles in too short a span, therefore some performances seem unforgivable.
But taking the time — and the courage — to listen again, you may discover that some songs are good and many a singer is quite talented.
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Submitted by Versailles on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 2:14pm.
I am Norwegian, and wow, we did so well this year!
Or not..
I love Eurovision, ever since we got colour tv back in 1973.
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Versailles, I'm a Brit and there is no way your country should have come lower than us on Saturday!
I didn't think the Norwegian entry was bad tbh, there was a lot worse.
Our party's vote was for the Russian babuskas. We got in to the spirit of Eurovision at a friends house, with lots of drinks, it really helps.
Lisbet459, the voting drinking game is an institution, like you say, you can predict how they are gonna vote - without fail!
he is a facking hot slut. thanks for recognizing. i mean , this song is the bomb, whatever the rest of this shite was
Thank God I watched this after my first 1/2 bottle of champagne.
Oh, Eurovision, if only I could quit you.
My Swedish boyfriend and I enjoyed this year's Eurovision fuckery in the company of about 40 other assorted Euros (mainly Swedish) at a viewing party on 6th St. in Austin. You've got to have plenty of alcohol, food and lots of laughs to get through the whole thing but it was definitely a fun time had by all. Loreena's "Hammertime" moves were hilarious! For Swedes Eurovision, including Melodifestivalen leading up to it, is not just a contest...it's an institution. Yay Sweden!
It must be all the toxic waste from the dodgey nuclear power plants leaching into the water supply that is at fault for all of this.
Can't watch the video. : (
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EUROVISION has become a bad joke since long. Hope they'll cancel it til its not too late...
Rambo is an institution, although this is not one of his best songs, it's ironic as the rest. He always does this funk + spoken words. And if you happen to be one of less visited concerts, well you have the opportunity to meet and get drunk with Rambo and the band.
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Engelbert Humpatwink needs to stay in Vegas.
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I am Norwegian, and wow, we did so well this year!
Or not..
I love Eurovision, ever since we got colour tv back in 1973.
Eurovision has been and always will be grade A fuckery. As someone else stated, it`s best enjoyed drunk out of your ass or after immense amounts of the Green...
God, i miss that shit.....
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I just finished the video. He's like someone's drunk ass uncle at some young kid's birthday party, wandering around aimlessly and causing mom stress.
"Be cool....like a swimming pool."
Ok, Eurovision is epic. :P
You really have NO idea what you are gonna get when an act gets on stage at Eurovision. Just WOW!
The babushki were robbed, where are my lapti?! haha
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The only way to watch this show and enjoy it is with friends and very, very high or drunk. The eastern european entries are always....interesting.
I was really let down when Kubla Kraus didn't emerge from that cloak.
I love Eurovision! I generally dislike dance music but i've had that 'Euphoriaaa' song stuck in my head all damn day. Plus that performance was spectacular - Loren dancing barefoot in fake snow, with a ninja for a backup dancer and the wind machine working overtime made me jizz a little...
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Pathetic skinbag! Angels named after Transformers will not save you!
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The Eurovision was epic this year. Rambo Amadeus, Mandinga from Romania (moonwalking bagpipers singing Sali la lee!), identical twin twink gayboy RPatz Irish lookalikes,Engelbert, Screechy ugly woman with a rats nest on her head from Albania, Colin Farrell X Ed Norton lookalike in nazi style boots from Moldova, The Grannies baking bread in a holocaust style oven on stage, a spliced Borat and Bruno from Turkey singing about a ship (I think).....and they were just the singers. The presenters did not disappoint also. 'We are all very excite' a la Borat was said at one point by the hot lawyer, creepy Eldar giving his rapey eye, Lordi man presenting the votes from Finland, the mincing queen from Bosnia Herzegovina. I absofuckinglutely love the Eurovision. Best show in town by far.
I do Pagents!
Why they continue to stage this ridiculous contest is beyond me. All the acts are complete trash.
Wow that was just awful.
People watch it for the music?
Strange world.
I just watched the voting, with the usual drinking game.
Get a map of Europe. When a country is voting, find out what their neighbours are and yell them out, and the name of whichever country seems to be racing ahead. You have a better than even chance that you'll pinpoint whoever gets the point.
And...drink, however you want to.
Wasn't a good year, was it. The winner isn't that impressive - I've heard much catchier Eurodance.