Lady Gaga Cancelled Her Show In Indonesia

She ain’t dumb. If someone starts shooting, the ridiculous shit she wears will prevent her from running or diving to save her own ass. Lady Gaga has cancelled her big June 3rd show in Indonesia due to Islamic extremists thinking she’s there to corrupt the children. The Indonesian police refused to grant her show a permit despite having already sold 52,000 tickets. Cowards! How could you do this to Mother Monster?!?! She must spread her message before people figure out she ripped off Róisín Murphy’s entire career!

“I’m so very sorry to the fans and just as devastated as you if not more. You are everything to me. I will try to put together something special for you. My love for Indonesia has only grown,” she said via Twitter.

I’m sure she’ll recover and sleep peacefully on her giant pillow filled with money and ego. It’s always amusing to see an American pop star just roll up on a foreign land thinking they’re going to “rebel” because the “kids” need her. Call her Mrs. Birdseye – the show is frozen (God, I need to watch Medusa: Dare To Be Truthful again)! America is not the world, honey. I’m not saying censorship is the thing, but Sex And The City 2 shouldn’t be your compass when it comes to international relations. Fuck, was that awful or what? Oppressed Muslim women were wrapping their niqabs tighter around their faces in embarrassment.

Check out some more pics of Stefani at the Narita airport in Japan on the 16th of this month. I thought Chanel was supposed to look classy? Can you imagine sitting on a fucking airline flight in that get-up? I’d be clawing at myself trying to get comfortable. Then again, I’m writing from the perspective of a brokedown bitch in coach.