You Might Want To Log Out Of Twitter: Ashton And Demi Possibly Back Together
Demi Moore recovered from her Whip-Its overdose. Ashton Kutcher realized he made mistakes. They both privately realized that the interest over his cheating, their split, and her meltdown had faded AND SOMETHING NEEDED TO BE DONE. So they're giving off signs that they're getting back together. Hopefully Twitter knows enough to slit UP its wrists and not across.
Radar says that @aplusk and the former @mrskutcher attended the birthday party of one of their Kabbalah leaders, Rabbi Yehuda Berg. While there, they shared an "emotional 60-second embrace". Come now. Demi was just searching his pockets to see if he was holding, and Ashton was just dry-humping. Dude will stick his goofy dick anywhere. Apparently, they chatted for awhile and Demi was said to be staring at him like "a love-sick puppy". We can all sign off on the "sick" part.
During the party, guests stood up to speak about how awesome the rabbi is (sounds like a good time) and Ashton is said to have started regretting shit when he got up.
Ashton gave a speech at Kabbalah Rabbi Yehuda Berg’s 40th birthday party and teared up when he said “I’ve made all these horrendous mistakes in the last year.”
A guest at the party said “Ashton’s voice started to break as he spoke. He just fell into tears. He sat down to a round of applause while Demi just looked frozen.”
The "mistakes" he was talking about include fucking a slut on his sixth anniversary without having her sign a NDA first, and not being there to Tweet pics of Demi seizing after Redi-Whip overpowered her. Demi wasn't "frozen", that's just her face.
If they DO get back together, can Ashton handle the bathroom bikini photoshoot duties this time? Sit down, Ma.
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O Gawd----will we have to listen to how she cleanses her bowels again? She is so fucking rude; and that hair....don't even get me started on that.
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This can't be real. no; i refuse to believe that demi would set such a bad example for her daughters by going back to this jerk. i mean what is wrong with her? her daughters are not good looking therefore they need THEIR MOTHER to set the example for having self confidence self love and self worth and most of all self respect. her going back to this shit bag is just communicating to them that in order to be strong you need a man; and this is not the message she wants to send WITH DAUGHTERS THAT LOOK LIKE HERS. sorry for yelling guys but this really makes me sick. young woman have enough problems these days but its even worse when they have a mother who doesn't give a shit about themselves and thus in this case dont give a shit about them. i just can't believe this.
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You have got to be kidding me.
Demi honey, pick up your dignity.
he's crying.... all the way to the (Demi)bank; he wants his weekly allowance back.
[from the photo, he's smirking at her, she's in luuurv. ;P ]
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Submitted by Tatiana on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 10:54pm.
Ultimately it doesn't matter if it's true or not. The fact is that we can easily believe Demi would do it...
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Demi reminds me of Regina George's "cool mom" character on Mean Girls.
Like she got bolted on tits, and all that shit because she is trying to stay young with her daughters.
GOD BLESS THE MOORE KOOCHIES. SO HAPPY FOR THEM. WE CAN ALL BELIEVE IN LOVE AGAIN.
TIME TO TURN ON ART LABOE RADIO SHOW AND DEDICATE A SLOW JAM FOR KOOTCHIE AND MOORE.
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@ Tatiana ......yup, People basically prints shit that agents and publicists email them, so yeah, must be true. I'd love to see a pic of it. Is that bad? lol.
@Daniee
I think it must be true, because I read about it in "People" magazine, and that mag never reports anything that could make a celeb look dumb unless it's the absolute truth.
I almost rolled my eyes right out of my head when I read it!
Submitted by Tatiana on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:28pm.
Anybody else remember when celebrity "smush" names were all the rage (Bennifer, TomKat, etc) and Demi tried desperately to make "Dashmi" happen? I remember she had it sewn onto the back pockets of her jeans.
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Is this TRUE?? Probably the most pathetic thing I've heard all month. Real men will stay far, far away from her.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 12:18pm.
I'd like to make the obligatory comment about how these two can treat the institution of marriage like this, but we're meant to believe that Teh Gheyz are what's really threatening it.
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You are so right Lisbet! If only we could be as great at marriage as these two...
I loved her as an actress back in the 80s and 90s, but she just seems like a mess since she divorced Bruce Willis. I know he seems like a tool, but they were good together with their kids. When they got divorced and the kids grew up, she just seemed to be lost, and then started partying with her kids and hanging our with Ashton Kutcher? Talk about desperate to be relevant. I thought they were the oddest couple, even without the age diff. I dunno, I just think she was better with Bruce. She certainly acted more mature.
Submitted by jelliebean on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:26am.
They have speshul water that Vadge claims can neutralize toxic waste (?!) which is so obviously a scam. Unlike holy water from real religions, they charge for it, something like forty pounds a bottle to CANCER SUFFERERS. Also little red bracelets that are supposed to keep you safe from curses or something.
They also have vague indistinct teachings to make sure that they can suck in the maximum number of applicants.
Wiki says this: "The Kabbalah Centre often cites Kabbalah as the inspiration for recent scientific discoveries, including The Big Bang, String Theory, atomic structure, and Newton's Third Law."
One senior member of Kablahblah apparently said, "Just to tell you another thing about the six million Jews that were killed in the Holocaust: the question was that the Light was blocked. They didn't use Kabbalah."
Also I immediately distrust any religion that has celebrity parties.
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Demi is a living lesson that it doesn't matter what you HAVE it's your sense of self that is most important. The woman theoretically had everything and is still an insecure, neurotic, needy basket case who seeks Ashton's validation...and, wow, is she in for another fucking disappointment if she gets back together with that 9-year-old.
Demi has a mental age of 14. I bet she constantly runs around squealing shit like, "Rumer! Like, look, Ashy sent me a text! Isn't he cool? I think he likes me again!" I've noticed Rumer always looks like she is just barely tolerating her mother in most of the latest pictures of them. She is probably the more mature one of the two.
Anybody else remember when celebrity "smush" names were all the rage (Bennifer, TomKat, etc) and Demi tried desperately to make "Dashmi" happen? I remember she had it sewn onto the back pockets of her jeans. So high school!
As for Ashton, blah, he just seems like a big ol' douche.
I think what's really going on here is these two realize that being single douche bags isn't as much attention-generating as being two douche bags together.
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For fuck's sake. I thought he was fed up with her being fucking jacked up on pills all the time, he began to party with every pussy around and they just left one another? Not enough drama in their lives now, they need one another for that I guess?? Demi - grow up dear and give being on your own a try!!!
Well, I am not on twitter, and these irritating twats give good reason for avoidance.
Good for them...
Ugh Rumor, that face!
Srsly, I'd be very surprised if Ashclown were anything but a supportive big brother-type figure to Rumer. (I wasn't that surprised by Woody - he always had some nagging sexual creepiness around the edges.)
Anyway, I'd love it if these two crazy kids (A and D, I mean) got back together. They are THE snark-fodder couple of all time. Maybe deep down they really like and enjoy each other, who the fuck knows. I never really got the various affair scandals (except at the end when he rubbed her face in it) - I always assumed they had a more or less open marriage.
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Dont care - both of their pojects suck and neither can act.
These two whack jobs deserve each other.
Whatever. They both lack a moral compass. It was ok with her when they engaged in orgies together, at HER request, but when he went out on his own, it was suddenly a problem. Demi likes to call the shots; she looks demure but she's into even more disgusting stuff than he is.
It'd be classic if Woody Kutcher was nailing his non-bio stepdaughter. Let's see Demi and Bruce act all cool and friendly about that.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Everyone knows the first breakup never takes! Even if they "get back together", the reconciliation would last only a month or two, max.
I predict another dramatic meltdown/hospitalization due to "exhaustion"/rehab stint for Demi by...oh, July 15th.
So, let me get this straight....they are at a mans birthday party, and Ashton gives a sobbing speach about his past years worth of fuckery? Way to make it about you, you little shit! Demi, pay attention, this trick is all about himself...
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Demi Desperate - who would've thought! Bitch must be broke or something. Maybe she should get a job instead.
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Yes, Demi. Let him back into your vagina after he just skanked up his dick with a million known and as yet unknown STDs!
GUH-ROSS.
LOL Deb, I know, Kushtain is no dummy and if she wants to put up with his wandering peen-peen so be it! It's better than sniffing Whippets(?) by herself. They just need to draw up the papers and sign the new contract!
#cynical ;)
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:57am.
Dare I say Taterhead doesn't look as "taterish" in this link? She actually looks decent. Mind you, I'm looking on my phone.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:36pm.
I wouldn't put it past these two to have realized that apart neither gets as much attention as together... good for them if it's true, they deserve each other! ≈≈≈
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They do! She can't resist his uber-douchiness, and he loves her rhythmless dancing!
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LOL at "goofy dick".
They're both idiots.
And that's interesting that Rumer and Ashton still hang out. I bet Demi gives her the third degree "Did he say ANYTHING about me??!". No because his goofy tongue was buried in your daughter's snatch, you dim bulb.
I wouldn't put it past these two to have realized that apart neither gets as much attention as together... good for them if it's true, they deserve each other! ≈≈≈
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Lisbet: Actually, you made a great point :)
Thank you for that.
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:09pm.
wait. i'm confused. i thought Britney IS the cash cow? ;-)
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:09pm.
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Sorry I got so snappy there. I'm not trying to paint these couples as typical of opposite sex couples. (I'm actually married myself.)
It's just that the cognitive dissonance of *some* gay marriage opponents is stunning.
I think the thinking goes like this: Straight people acting like douches = the *individuals* are bad. Gay people acting like douches = *gay* people are bad/immature/damaged.
I know I'm most likely preaching to the Bishop here. I'm just trying to explain my thought process.
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Lisbet. we're actually on the same page. I'm sorry if I sounded dismissive, that wasn't my intent.
I'm all for gay marriage. I'm straight and wouldn't get married for all the money in the world. Love my BF but don't want that hanging over my head.
It's just that it gets annoying to see these examples (Ashton/Demi,Kim K/whomever.Britney/Cash cow) as if they represent straight couples.
I promise you, they don't.
good to see you to Jintess!!!
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All 3 Willis girls are just so fugly. Let's see what happens with Mabel...
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 12:36pm.
Please don't start with the whole gay marriage crap.
It's not like heterosexuals have cornered the market when it comes to being self absorbed amoral assholes.
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That's true, but I'm always amazed at how *some* opponents of same sex marriage can be so intellectually dishonest.
I'm talking about those people for whom opposite sex couples trashing marriage with their actions means that the individuals involved are assholes.
But if LGBTs, or same sex couples, behave in the same way, then we're suddenly meant to believe that it's an indictment of LGBTs in general, and how we apparently can't let 'em marry.
I don't know which one of these two self-centered, talentless asshole attention whores I loathe more.
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Please don't start with the whole gay marriage crap.
It's not like heterosexuals have cornered the market when it comes to being self absorbed amoral assholes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 12:14pm.
Yeah, gross factor of him being with her mother aside, I'm with ya on the tater factor.
At the same time, I'm not sure I would accuse any of these people of having the common sense of a goose, so who knows?
Rumer strikes me as the insecure 'not pretty' girl who would run you over with a 4 wheeler if she thought she could get a picture with your cute boyfriend.
Demi is just the sad pathetic mom that everyone makes fun of.
Ashton is an idiot. Always has been, always will be.
*shrug* just killing time before I have to go to lunch with a buddy who moved to town. It's good to see you PSL :D
Oh fuck both of em. He's a prick that will never grow up and she needs some GD self-respect. Heteros have done SO MUCH for the sanctity of marriage. PFFFFT
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Submitted by Fujicat on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:50am.
Pretty much. "Kaballah" the "religion" is to REAL Judiasm as Fundamentalist Christians are to, say, Lutherans.
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What? That comment makes no sense, although I think you're trying to bash Fundamentalist Christians?
"Demi was just searching his pockets to see if he was holding, and Ashton was just dry-humping. Dude will stick his goofy dick anywhere."
Perfect!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I'd like to make the obligatory comment about how these two can treat the institution of marriage like this, but we're meant to believe that Teh Gheyz are what's really threatening it.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:36am.
So um, let me get this straight, asshole took the spotlight from the birthday guy and made it all about himself. Why am I not surprised?
And of course Demi stayed there stoic, she couldn't feel a thing any way. Percocet + botox = frozen face.
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(1) You're completely right about him hogging the limelight at SOMEONE ELSE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN?
(2) I hope your interpretation of Demi's actions is accurate. I mean, what's she meant to do, storm out of someone else's birthday party? Cry? Beg him back?