Good Morning, Here's Craig David Working Out (Because He Obviously Never Does That)
Some of us are just coming off of a long weekend where we shoveled piles of cake pieces and charbroiled meat patties marinated in beer into the eating holes on our faces until we bloated up like vaporizer bags full of lukewarm farts (special thanks to face eater expert J. Harvey for making it possible for me to do so), so what better way is there to start this Monday (camouflaged as Tuesday) than by looking at pictures of Craig David flexing the six pack on his nipples in Miami over the weekend.
If you feel bad about only picking up 2-liter beer jugs this weekend instead of picking up a barbell like Craig David here, don't! It's true that the Gods above allow humanity to have only a certain number of muscles total, so we're doing Craig David a favor by giving him our shares. I don't have muscles so that Craig David can have more than enough. You're welcome, Craig David!
If you're still trying to figure out who the hell Craig David is, I should tell your ass that he used to be known for singing, but now he's known for being a muscle hoarder. Craig David is also what your last name would be if you had a three way marriage with Daniel Craig and Larry David. Good to know.
And if torsos like greased up sticks of delicious beef jerky don't do it for you, I also threw in pictures of Gabrielle Union warming her nalgas in Miami yesterday.
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Really, he is getting that jacked off 25 lb dumbbells? I can do 55's and I have no where near the muscularity this guy does.
What the hell?
Owlie, covered in seaweed? I've been buried in the sand, gone skinny dipping (in veeeerrrry cold water) spent awesome nights out but have never been covered in that slimy stuff. Is it good for the skin? ;)
And ladies, there's way worse, much bigger and veinier than this guy.. not sure why he keeps pumping it so hard, but he's not THAT bad *shudders* lol
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Lol a couple of years ago, I went to the beach and had a friend take a pic of me covered in seaweed!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Never get with a guy who cares more about how he looks than you do.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Too many supplements, possibly even PEDs. Why do these workout boys overdevelop their arms? The workout on display reeks of desperation. Used to think he was cute.
Homeboy must have a new record coming out. We've seen him undressed and at the beach more in the last few weeks that we saw him clothed and performing in his heyday 11 years ago.
Must be the way old UK soul stars keep their name in the press. I'm still waiting for the "racy" pics of Daniel Bedingfield, Punjabi MC, Stevie V and various members of Five Star to surface.
Doesn't do much for me. Don't get me wrong, his body (except the legs) is nice but I'm not really into buff guys. It doesn't help that he's not particularly good-looking.
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Bigbendy, I've seen Gandy in interviews - I may need to playfight you for him LOL ;P
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@Lisbet459: thanks for validating what I always suspected! Yeah, eyecandy = fine. Mates- not so much.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:40am.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:30am.
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I think you're right. For instance, David Gandy's looks make me weak at the knees. But he admits that his extreme perfectionism broke up his last relationship:
"However, two months down the line, the Essex-native admitted his 'weirdness' can be challenging for other people to live with.
The Dolce & Gabbana pin-up tells the June issue: 'My perfectionism can make it difficult. I know my ex-girlfriend struggled.
"'Things have to be perfect - everything in the house, every car I buy. That’s incredibly hard to live with if you don’t understand it.'
"Although he was disappointed their romance didn't work out, Gandy admitted he is happy being single.
He explained: 'I can get on with my own life, my own ‘perfections’, without needing to explain that weirdness to someone else."
(snip)
'In terms of my looks, I’m very self-critical: I hate my hair, my lips, my nose. And I can’t grow a full beard.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2135875/David-Gandy-opens-s...
That's not normal. It certainly wouldn't make for great relationships.
Lizbet, I thought that I liked you, but now you have gone too far. David Gandy is perfect. So perfect in fact that he is a God. Never mess with the Gandy Candy.
Seriously though these people aren't made for relationships, they are just for oglling over and fanticizing about. We all need something to make our day brighter.
He should just keep his mouth shut and do that sneer thing that he does so well.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:19am. quick question... do you ladies(i use this term loosely, you slut slots!... heehee!) really find this veiny, over steroided(i'm guessing) out body type alluring?..
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ESE, same as you would a chick. Appreciate the hot muscly tone but a long, lean and cute sweetheart is bettah! hehe... And speak for yourself love, plenty of ladies here... where you been hanging out? lol ;)
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Wait, that woman in a purple tunic with thunder thighs is not Gabrielle, right?
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:04pm.
yeah, Serena's ba-donk is the other most recognized ass in the world, isn't it? lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:41am.
I fancy you when you talk dirty.
And in my Scots accent too?
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*faints*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Yawn squared.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wow - I can't believe all the hate for that man. Men built like that are an absolute blast in the sack!!! Yeah, I'm a slut!
P.S. The purple cover-up is Serena Williams, not Gabrielle Union.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:19am.
that body type is only attractive to me when the guy is doing it for amateur or pro athletic reasons [#idon'twatchWWEforthemusic]. but no RL interest in these guys -- got to be self-absorbed++++ and obsessed++++ to get the body there if they're doing it right. add in likelihood of 'roid psychosis and dick problems if they're doing it wrong. all adds up to "no thank you"
ETA: and as a gym member, i hate the drama some of these guys create -- the grunting, the tossing the weights, monopolizing equipment, constant yapping about their "program". fuck you.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by pohyah on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:43am.
Is Craig David gay?
Couple years ago it was all over the British press that he was habitually trawling Myspace for pussy, so I doubt it.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:41am.
I fancy you when you talk dirty.
And in my Scots accent too?
Is Craig David gay? I have a feeling he is a homosexual and has had to hide it by the bastard record company types. He used to be hot but now he is not. Too plastic looking and too muscley...gross. I do Pagents!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:35am.
....you dildo! ...bum cleft.
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I fancy you when you talk dirty.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:30am.
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I think you're right. For instance, David Gandy's looks make me weak at the knees. But he admits that his extreme perfectionism broke up his last relationship:
"However, two months down the line, the Essex-native admitted his 'weirdness' can be challenging for other people to live with.
The Dolce & Gabbana pin-up tells the June issue: 'My perfectionism can make it difficult. I know my ex-girlfriend struggled.
"'Things have to be perfect - everything in the house, every car I buy. That’s incredibly hard to live with if you don’t understand it.'
"Although he was disappointed their romance didn't work out, Gandy admitted he is happy being single.
He explained: 'I can get on with my own life, my own ‘perfections’, without needing to explain that weirdness to someone else."
(snip)
'In terms of my looks, I’m very self-critical: I hate my hair, my lips, my nose. And I can’t grow a full beard.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2135875/David-Gandy-opens-s...
That's not normal. It certainly wouldn't make for great relationships.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:56am.
what the hell is that going up her ass?? A pad?
LOL Jack you dildo! It's obviously just her bum cleft.
Bloody hell, pads don't go all the way up there D:
I guess its just my own insecurities, but when I see a guy/meathead like that at the gym or in public working out, I'm afraid that they wouldn't find me attractive 'cause I'm not as disciplined or ripped. Like, they strike me as the type that's so controlling and self-absorbed that they'd criticize you for not eating protein 24/7. Fit is ok. Obsessive? No thanks.
He was ok when he first started out - moderately attractive despite the shit personality. Now he just strikes me as a creep.
Gabrielle is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:01am.
It would swell up like a diaper.
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LOL this is an EXCELLENT point, MissJane! *duhface*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:02am.
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And now I can't stop staring. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Also, what kind of bikini bottoms only have lining or double layers along the crack? Surely, that's a "go hard or go home" situation? All or nothing? You've started (lining the bottoms), you might as well finish?
ETA: No, wait, I get it now. I just honestly thought that whoever made the bikini had only lined the bottoms in a thong line.
I'd rather have Daniel Craig and Larry David. I'd hit it with Daniel Craig and then Larry David could crack me up; I love both of them. Like Gardening Girl said, guys who work out in public like that are most likely assholes.
whatevers, im not ashamed. id hit it
Sorry Jack,
the FIRST part of what Hekki said is correct, the suit is WET, I just guessed about the sweat.
*rubs eyes and gives Jack a wet wedgy*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
two snaps up to you, Gabby, your body is insane. *snap snap*
Craig's looking good too. *snap snap*
Oh lord people are actually checking out her taintular area?!? Jack, you're a bad influence!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:02am.
Thank you, I see it now...
Attn Ladies and Gentlemen: I would like to have Hekki's comment below officially stricken from the record. Thank you.
Note to the ladies: If you're buying a white bikini, make sure it's lined or a double layer of fabric. Jeez. Unless you want everyone to know everything about your bits.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:59am.
Jacko!
Even though you poked my eye out last week I can see that is SWEAT marks on her suit.
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I don't understand... are you saying her ass is wet? *two finger eye poke*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I can't believe jacko made me scrutinize Gabrielle's ass. *shakes head*
The lighter white part is wet fabric that is NOT touching her skin. Which means that she bought a damn cheap bikini.
Note to the ladies: If you're buying a white bikini, make sure it's lined or a double layer of fabric. Jeez. Unless you want everyone to know everything about your bits.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:56am.
LOL. I doubt she is wearing a pad with a white bathing suit. It would swell up like a diaper. I think it's just the bathing suit. :)
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Jacko!
Even though you poked my eye out last week I can see that is SWEAT marks on her suit.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Gabrielle Union & Vanessa Minnillo remind me of one another. Idky.
Um, my first thought was, where's Shemar so we can make a sammich?
*stands in the corner with the shallow people*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I've really been studying that last pic of her bending over (too long). I see a hint of crotch bulge (which is kinda hot) but what the hell is that going up her ass?? A pad? Please tell me that is part of the bikini.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Okay, Craig...starting to get to the TOO MUCH point.
He is hot, but he is starting to look plastic. No bueno.
Gabrielle Union - so unfair how hot she is. Bitch is 40 and looks 20. Booooooooooooo. Hate her boyfriend though.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
ESE - I like muscular and well defined bodies on men BUT the kind of guy who works out in public is just a douch tard trying to get attention and is more likely to be more into himself than me. You know the kind that winks at himself in the mirror. UGH!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:39am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:17am.
Who are these people?
*shrugs waits for interesting post*
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who the fuck cares? she's swimming in seaweed water!
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Seaweed is good for the skin, don't some of you ladies actually PAY to have that stuff dumped on your face...ah...seaweed that is. lol!!!!
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seaweed water is disgusting. it's all slithery and slimy and gets all over you. bleech. i ain't putting that stuff on my face either.
Gab looks hot. Craig's boody needs some fat on it.
alright, folks... gotta get outta here, and start the day... i'll be back to check on more answers, but thanky for the input, all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc
go back to your regularly scheduled sluttery, if you want!... i'm kidding, i'm kidding!
see ya, all!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."