The Daughter Of The Death Eaters Is Dating A Sarkozy
UsWeekly says that Danny Tanner's daughter turned serious businesstroll Mary-Kate Olsen is humping on a fancy French dude who is 17 years old than her. As you're reading this right now, MKO is doing a line of crushed bones off the inner thigh of 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy who's Nicolas Sarkozy's younger brother. A source type says that MKO and Olivier have been bumping b-holes under the pale moonlight for about a month now.
"It's true, they're dating, and she's definitely interested in him. MK is constantly complaining about boys not being mature enough for her. She got the kids out of her system. Now being a businesswoman dominates her time, and she is rarely impressed with guys. They are good for each other.
These two don't make sense at all. MKO's idea of a good time is licking tombstones in a Parisian cemetery at 3am and I doubt Olivier's idea of a good time is watching a troll lick tombstones in a Parisian cemetery at 3am. This is so random that it's probably planned. Just look at that sinister look in MKO's eyes. If you replaced that cup in her hand with a poisoned apple, that picture would make more sense. I don't trust that Olsen and I know what kind of dark-sidedness she's up to. MKO is going to go from Olivier Sarkozy to the former President of France to the current President of the France to becoming the President of France to becoming the President of Europe to becoming the President of the World! That's totally her plan. Quick, somebody tell Harry Potter to stop that bitch before it's too late.
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Stupid fucking ugly troll is probably getting paid big bucks for him to live out his perverted French pedo fantasies.
She looks like a matted sheepdog's undercarriage, but good for her.
Mary-Kate Targaryen will take over with Fire and Blood!
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M-KO is with this dude cuz i bet he is ONE MEAN licker.
French men's tongues are like snails, well at least the gay ones are... so I'm guessing this guy is no different, Sarkozy be gettting all up in there in all the knooks and crannies of M-KO's pussy.
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:31am.
Hmmm, I don't find French men unattractive at all. Some are, some aren't...like everyone else I guess. I think HW has just numbed everyone to folks who actually have noses and other features that aren't shaven down. I've always hated how HW just surgically wipes the ethinicity off of everyone's faces.
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There you go! European men still look like men. In HW, not only women have to compete with other women, but they also have to compete with men in terms or looks and hottness. Pathetic!
its a gold diggin gigolo!
about time a man whore stepped up to the damn plate for an easy paycheck. stoopid olson troll.
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Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 10:00am.
French men love dried up prunes
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Submitted by marinara on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:20am.
Doesn't Ashley ever date anyone? It only seems to be Mary-Kate.
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Ashley keeps her ho shit on the DL. She's the normal twin, so it would seem. She dated Justin Bartha (one of the Hangover dudes) for like, two + years but they broke up last year.
Mary Kate could indeed be the daughter of a death eater. Few years ago my path crossed with hers on Park Avenue, she was with Ashley, walking from a limo to a nearby building, wearing ripped stockings with big furry coat. She looked so horrible, hunched over with her 6 inches heels on and like a dried up prune, I somehow felt better about my own life at that moment.
However odd it might be, her dating a Sarko seems like a good match. French men love dried up prunes, she gets a man in a somewhat powerful position and connections, she is rich, can survive on souls and alcohol, a perfect match indeed.
Seriously, Mary Kate's persona scares me, as if when you are sleeping she would be sucking your blood dry with a straw to your neck or something.
Why the eff am I rambling at 10 in the morn?
Good morning sluts. Keep faking your work while posting on dlisted, only a day to go till weekend.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:07am.
I've got the impression that the UK is filled with fat men and women wearing oversized t-shirts and socks with sandals.
That's *exactly* the impression that Euros have of us, because those are the Americans they see pouring off the tour buses and cruise ships.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:07am.
Also, the British are way uglier than the French.
I live in Orlando and see tourist British women on holiday all the time. They're always overweight and don't wear bras no matter how huge and floppy their titty bags are.
At least the French pretend to have style. I've got the impression that the UK is filled with fat men and women wearing oversized t-shirts and socks with sandals.
True the british are lazy slobs, but so are us americans. I mean have you been to vegas? I've never seen fatter people in my life, Just sitting at slot machines with their asses hanging over each side, Stuffing their faces and throwing grog back like there is no tommorrow, and for some of them there won't be.
I've been cruise ships. The people on there are revolting as a rule.
Also, the British are way uglier than the French.
I live in Orlando and see tourist British women on holiday all the time. They're always overweight and don't wear bras no matter how huge and floppy their titty bags are.
At least the French pretend to have style. I've got the impression that the UK is filled with fat men and women wearing oversized t-shirts and socks with sandals.
This whore cant even pull herself together, i.e. ...washing of the hair, finding suitable clothes, and looking happy for once in her f'ing life...so whatever, I'm not buying any of this. Next!.
I seriously doubt that Mary-Kate whores herself out. She already did that in her childhood and that's why she's fucking rich.
I do think it's pretty obvious that she is a hardcore drug addict who thinks very low of herself, so it doesn't surprise me at all when she dates these European rich men who probably treat her like shit.
The French ARE generally ugly but work hard on their style to make up for it. Also, they do everything in their power to stay thin - lots of black coffee & cigarettes (wreaks havoc with the teeth but keeps the fat away) - so that helps them make the most of what they got. If you took 100 average Americans, gave them a sense of chic and removed all excess body fat, they'd be better looking than 99 of the average francais.
Too bad France voted out Sarko frere. He was a sexy li'l ugly dude with a formerly hot Italian wife (Italians: much better looking than Frogs). http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=carla+bruni&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa...
Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 8:53am.
Mary Kate needs to hit the Prozac up, I've never seen this bitch crack a smile.
She is totally void of any personality.
What could they possibly have in common?
Mary Kate is nothing more than an iternatinal party girl, translation- Whore for hire.
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Those girls are millionaires several times over. Why would they need to whore themselves out? That doesn't make sense.
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This is the closest I've ever seen this bitch to having a smile. She is totally void of any personality.
What could they possibly have in common?
Mary Kate is nothing more than an iternational party girl, translation- Whore for hire.
17 years older? Please baby please..who are we kidding here?????
Someone did the math wrong and forgot to carry another 10 years.
Bitch please.
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Eh, I don't care, I like the Trollsons.
At least as far as fashion is concerned..
When trying to be taken seriously as a high end designer you go to Paris. If you were selling your schmattas in Walmart to rubes before you decided you had what it took to be a designer you go to Paris and find a Frenchman with an established name and fuck him so he'll get you in the right circles. This makes sense when you think of it that way.
^^^ Errrr, not exactly. MK and Ashley are a long way from their Walmart days. They are certainly rolling with the big dogs now, and have been for some time. I don't think they need help getting into the right places.
Submitted by Chris Knight: "MARY KATE OLSEN, mind controlled slave being passed around... Nothing new..."
Not that I totally buy that conspiracy, but that was the first thing I thought.
Anyone who dates an Olsen likes children... or so it feels...
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Actually MK... you're wrong. Sarkozy's idea of fun probably IS watching a troll lick a tombstone in a Parisian cemetary at 3am. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that's precisely why they're together!
To quote my late dad, I wish I had his nose fulla nickels.
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It must be love.
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I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
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Swarm of locustes
ITA about Paris.
There I saw every woman dress herself. Designers get their direction from the women they dress. They work for their clients in a beautiful way. Nothing is worn exactly the same by anyone. Everyone looks different.
Here woman all dress the same
UGLY!
Stuffed orange sausages. Very ugly on streets of America
Stay home! ha ha
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I do like her line. Trop chère.
Submitted by marinara on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:20am.
Doesn't Ashley ever date anyone? It only seems to be Mary-Kate.
They're like Patty and Selma Bouvier.
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I've heard people describe Ashley as the "normal" doesn't pop pills and heroin one. She was dating Lance Armstrong off and on for a bit I heard. I don't keep up with it much, but that stuck in my mind. lol.
MK
Formidable!
Sarkozy's beautiful wife introduced them.
guessing
She is tiny. I saw her here in Shrepevort when she was filming Factory Girl. I'm quite small myself and she made me look like a giant.
When trying to be taken seriously as a high end designer you go to Paris. If you were selling your schmattas in Walmart to rubes before you decided you had what it took to be a designer you go to Paris and find a Frenchman with an established name and fuck him so he'll get you in the right circles. This makes sense when you think of it that way.
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Looks like Olivier is unattractive and skeevy like his older brother.
Is he a true brunette?
"Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:28am.
MARY KATE OLSEN, mind controlled slave being passed around... Nothing new..."
Exactly....
Doesn't Ashley ever date anyone? It only seems to be Mary-Kate.
They're like Patty and Selma Bouvier.
MARY KATE OLSEN, mind controlled slave being passed around... Nothing new...
Hmmm, I don't find French men unattractive at all. Some are, some aren't...like everyone else I guess. I think HW has just numbed everyone to folks who actually have noses and other features that aren't shaven down. I've always hated how HW just surgically wipes the ethinicity off of everyone's faces.
Anyway, still do not get this coupling whatsoever. I find these investment guys so strung out and boring (no offense investment folk) and she is well, her. He is still (technically) married.
Thank you TOPANGA! I used that Gilles photo yesterday too when I discussed dating a Spaniard who bore a likeness to him. Yum!!
French men can be very charismatic. Olivier Sarkozy
and his brother both strike me as your typical Mediterranean womanizers. ''Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand''. Nicolas, at least, aims for real women, not eternal little girls.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
How does that old saying go? If it looks like it hasn't ate then it must be Mary-Kate.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:19pm.
Christ, French people are ugly.
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oh shit i choked when i wrote this. i completely agree.
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If you replaced that cup in her hand with a poisoned apple, that picture would make more sense.
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Could it be any clearer than this?! Sooo true!!!
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 12:17am.
And fries. And the bidet after all that oral sex.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:40pm.
French guys (really) like to do it in the ass.
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They also invented oral sex, or so I hear.
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No, they invented tongue-kissing. And toast.
Conditioner and a brush - are they really so difficult to use?
I guess the Sarkozy boys like women who don't eat very much.
That just looks incestuous. Yuck.
I totally believe the blind item about the three creepy, old sitcom dudes betting they could score with the young girls on set being about the Full House cast. Disgusting.
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Submitted by MedusaChrist on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:58pm.
French men do tend to be kind of ugly.
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