How Do You Say "Escandalo" In Chinese?
Zhang Ziyi is an international film star who starred in dozens of movies including Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero, Memoirs of a Geisha, House of Flying Daggers and of course the crowning achievement in her career: Rush Hour 2. But if these reports are true, Zhang Ziyi will best be known as the greatest and most lucrative pussy peddler who ever lived. I know you're thinking to yourself, "But Michael, aren't the Kuntrashians the biggest whores in history?" They might be the biggest, but they aren't the best. Do they have a top shelf pussy that has a $1 million price tag on it? Pimp Mama Kris and her bottom shelf heffa whores can stay down as Zhang Ziyi's Fortune 500 coochie queefs diamond dust at them from the top.
Yahoo! Singapore says that there are several reports in China that claim 33-year-old Zhang Ziyi was forced to cancel an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival to promote her new movie Dangerous Liaisons, because the Chinese government refused to let her walk out the exit door while they investigate the two-person prostitution ring she was allegedly involved in. The reports claim that Bo Xilai, China's former Minister of Commerce, handed over almost $950,000 to get down with Zhang Ziyi for one night in 2007. Bo reportedly had sex with her 10 more times from 2007 to 2011. Every fuck time transition was allegedly arranged by businessman Xu Ming. Xu Ming was Zhang Ziyi's pimp and sold her five-star chocha to various rich and powerful men for at least $900,000 a pop.
Now here comes the part that makes Zhang Ziyi the J.P. Morgan of ho shit. One report claims that over the course of 10 years, Zhang Ziyi made 700 million yuan (US$110 million) from sexing on China's elite. My calculator tells me that if Zhang Ziyi charged $900,000 for one date, she only had to drop her 'gina on a john's peen 12 times a year. Zhang Ziyi is a true entrepreneur and I know I've said this before about everybody, but this time I really mean it. Zhang Ziyi is my HERO. That's if this is true, but Zhang Ziyi says it isn't.
Zhang Ziyi's rep issued a statement where they denied all of this and demanded an apology from the paper that opened up this scandal:
"We read this outrageous report in the Hong Kong's Apple Daily. It sent stone-cold chills down our spines and has left us with a feeling of deep sadness. During the last month, Zhang Ziyi has been busy working day and night on the set of 'The Grandmasters.' Why should this devoted and responsible actress have to suffer this kind of slander and defamation? Friends have advised us to release a short statement and not take this seriously. The more you argue, the more you will stir up. It would be better to step aside until people lose interest and the lies disappear. The innocent will always be innocent.
But this time we don't want to be silent. If we leave these lies to spread, what is completely untrue will be at risk of becoming a half-truth. This time, we are telling those rumor-makers that we will respond. We will prove our side of the story; we'll seek legal justice; we'll find you in the darkest corner and go after you.
We will seek justice for Zhang Ziyi by taking legal action against Apple Daily and against any other media publishing these false reports. "
First of all, that was a really hot statement. Take note, American publicists, that's how you write an official response. Put some drama into it so people really pay attention. A statement should sound like it was written by a dude who used to write for the Batman comic books.
Second of all, these reports could be lies, but then again a true ho never tells. If it isn't true, I hope Zhang Ziyi sues the bitches responsible and collects $110 million. If it is true, then I better see Zhang Ziyi's vagina on Forbes' Celebrity 100 next year. Because people should pay homage to you when you make Demi Moore's Indecent Proposal character look like a common food stamps hooker. I mean, who wouldn't want to say, "Here's my account and routing number. I'll open my pussy as soon as my Swiss bank gives me the green light."
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If honey Zhang can get $900k for sex, good on her ! Take advantage. And where can I sign up ?
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$1 mil and I only have to put up with the dudes for ONE night.
Where the fuck do I sign up?
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I was in China when they were ousting Bo Xilai and none of the media reports ever said why. Now we know.
And if she is getting a million each time to pop her pussy, who are we to hate?!
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ohh my mum knows about all this, she told me already. because she flies to guangzhou alot for business (NO NOT THAT KIND), my mother is too old for that.
the fucking chinese media hate her cuz she married the israeli daddy bear guy and she was photographed making out with him and chinese people are such fucking prudes.
like they are okay with watching human rights attrocities being committed, or watching a 5 year old toddler getting run over by 10 cars in a market and not do anything, but oohhhh heaven forbid, a chinese woman frolicking in a bikini at a beach with her western boyfriend.
so they have been out to get her for along time.
anyway if she was charging $900,000 for a night, im gonna fucking worship her.
and the movie industry in asia would be worst than hollywood, the only way pretty actresses would get famous is by fucking their way to the top. thats how it works in asia.
so i guess when they get to the top, its time to get cashing in on the fame because you had to fuck all those wheezy, fat, ugly fucks who help jump start your career.
and charging $900,000 a night is a good rate. shitt if guys were paying me that much to use my services, id throw in a lobster bisque with scallops and FRESH french baked rolls because I know how everybody loves to dip bread into left over bisque broth.
I love Zhang Ziyi, I've always been a fan. She should have a bigger career, and I've read about the rumours that started ever since she married that israeli guy.
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I hate myself for giving pussy away for free. She's a hot slut though...
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 8:08pm.
What does she have to do in bed for a million bucks?
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She got to charge a milly because it is all about status. She is not only a successful Chinese actress, she's one who crossed over to gain mainstream western success in film. The men get to brag about bedding her to other elites who then go on to see if she considers them worthy of her attention. Pussy elitism at play and they loved every minute of it because they usually don't have to compete for anything.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 2:04pm.
This story sounds a lot like the plot of that 'Memoirs of a Geisha' movie... without the blue-eyed Chinese main character...
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Zhang Ziyi was also the star of "Memoirs of a Geisha".
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Raise the Red Lantern, bitches!!!
In Brazil, we say asians have smaller pussy. I don't know about that but they always tease asian girls here because of their pussy.
Maybe her pussy is not like other asian pussies, that's why she charges so much.
I'm team #getmoneybitch
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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 8:08pm.
Lmao I was reading your post and then just as I was thinking that John Stamos would be the only person I woukd pay a million dollars for, I read that he's your pick too!
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I wonder how much Michelle Duggar would charge..
What does she have to do in bed for a million bucks? Does she do cartwheels and gymnastics? Does she have one of those pussies with amazing kegel muscles where the guy can't get out? Does she have no gag reflex? I can't see paying a million dollars for any pussy or dick. I don't care how beautiful or...well...maybe John Stamos :) But I would get to keep him and put him in Mylar on my wall after we are done.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 6:38pm.
丑闻 <-------- escandalo in Chinese!
I don't know why I thought babel wouldn't work, like the Chinese don't have scandals or something.
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I don't think that's it. They don't have the same word or expression.
ETA: Hmmmm. Maybe you're right...
ETA2: That's lit. "ugly [negative] news," so close enough.
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I heard her new movie is coming out ,Tiger Crotch, Hidden Penis.
I just don't get why someone wpould pay so much money for sex?
She's beautiful but wth?
丑闻 <-------- escandalo in Chinese!
I don't know why I thought babel wouldn't work, like the Chinese don't have scandals or something.
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Bla Bla Bla- look ching fang or whatever your name is-STFU and peddle that pussy for 900K a pop-you go guuuurl!!!!!
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One report claims that over the course of 10 years, Zhang Ziyi made 700 million yuan (US$110 million) from sexing on China's elite. My calculator tells me that if Zhang Ziyi charged $900,000 for one date, she only had to drop her 'gina on a john's peen 12 times a year.
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Shit, I feel like a cheap slut cause all it takes for Mr. ILoveRArmitage to get me to drop my 'gina on his peen 12 times a year is to keep the $10 boxes of wine flowing. Hangs head in shame.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 5:40pm.
I know one that is on sale for the price of a six pack... :P***
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
If there's a 900K pussy peddler out there, there must be a 900K peen, right? Right?
*wishes*
*checks bank account*
She decided what game she wanted to play and she played it to the tune of much coin being tossed at her vagina. All she has to do is agree to cut rates for other Chinese officials and the people who outed her will be organ donors or plasticized displays for one of the "Bodies" exhibitions by mid-June.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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BRIGITTE NIELSEN? isn't she hitting sixty?
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No one lives forever
She's gotta get that cash while she's under 40. I'd say 30, but I think for her it'll be 40. There was also a blind item about Pam Anderson charging for dates - 20k for a happy ending in addition to 30k just for the pleasure of a high-end leather bag for an evening out.
Meanwhile, I'm wondering if she fucked the wrong person. Someone somewhere is really really pissed off at her, knows that she's a pussy peddler and is telling dad about it. Not sure it's the person who brought this story to the walmart shoppers - probably someone behind him.
The problem with Chinese pussy is you fuck it and two hours later you're horny again.
bless you, chow ching chow *sob*
Nothing new under the sun, high prostitution is a side job for many celebs when theyre out of offers... Just ask TARA REID, BRIGITTE NIELSEN, DENISE RICHARDS...
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:51pm.
I guess my reading comprehension must be poor, because I read that not only his family, back in Britain, but the British government were asking for this to be investigated. His wife is Chinese, and of COURSE,she is not going to say it was murder, because she is in CHINA. The woman has begged the British government to get her out of China, and she has been denied.
But whatever. I guess I need to learn how to read.
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"Heywood's family have dismissed suggestions of foul play and said they believe he died of a heart attack."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/10/bo-xilai-wife-suspected-murd...
Also, I read in the London Times (which really needs to come out from behind the pay wall) that the British govt has been making remarkably non committal comments, simply saying that they support the right of the Chinese to conduct their own affairs, and will support any result of a decent investigation.
The impression that I got was that the Chinese did their thang, and there's not much the British can do. They can't tell another country how to investigate things and they can't scoff, in the off chance he *was* murdered and the opposition excoriates them.
it's totally true, this bitch puts the p in Entrepreneuer
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sweetas, Imma need an honest ho to run my campaign! You have been hired!
*marches around office with tax free pussay sign*
Note: I am almost ashamed of the amount of times that I have typed the word pussay today....almost.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
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lol yeah guest, but her coochie was on her chest http://dlisted.com/node/45828/images/spl387402_003.jpg
ETA lmfao urmomma! "Imma honest ho, an all mah hoes is honest." *VOTES4U*
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*puts orange juice container in the fridge with just a swaller left in it*
They just want their government share....stingy bitches! Food, Healthcare nd pussay should be tax free. VOTE for urmomma.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I am a straight girl who always thought Ziyi was hot. I still do.
Also, if someone wants to pay me $900K to fuck them, I will. Hell, I'll do it for $90K!
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:03pm.
She must have been doing freaky deaky shit for that kind of money.
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That's what I'm thinkin'. At those prices you can't say no to any request.
*raises own prices*
Ahahahaha Sweetas & Weezey! Didn't Kim K wear that in black not too long ago?!!??
I think she is beautiful. Who cares if she made money the old fashioned way?
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
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Yes, there is that scandal with that hot piece on CW's "La Femme Nikita." Please share stories with us. American gossip and scandal ain't the only kind out there.
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There is no scandal with Maggie Q at all. She is a very smart woman and had nothing to do with what happened. As usual, the Apple Daily have nothing to write about and resort to going through a list the subject's ex-flames/arranged dates, grab one of their hot photoshoot pictures and print "there are videos/pictures of XYZ in this scandal that are yet unreleased" to keep people buying to see if the story develops.
All a load of shit really because how do you disprove any of it? If they print the lies often enough, people eventually assume there is some truth in it. Low-rent trash magazine of the highest order.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 2:23pm.
you gon be the nine toe havinest, limpinest bitch in Harlem!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
haaaaahaaaa! jack! exactly right. *sticks out pinky toe* ....go on. shoot me in my pinky toe!
Pussay peddlin' should be classy like that movie! With pimps named Sugar.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:23pm.
So Jack, what amount is reasonable? Just curious.
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LOL... I've never had to pay for it so I guess my answer would be zero. Of course, in the long run, it may be cheaper just to pay the 900k and be done with it. :P
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