Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 31, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

This hamster deserves HSOTD today for one of the following reasons:

1. This hamster is a highly-trained thespian who knows that when a human points a finger gun at him before making that “PEWT” sound, he needs to dramatically throw his furry meatball body back. He learned that trick at Juillard. Dude is better at acting than Blake Lively and needs to replace her in all her future projects. (Just don’t make Richard Gere one of his co-stars.)

2. That “PEWT” sound scared the pellets out of him and he nearly shit his heart out. Hamster will get back at his owner by loudly running on the wheel every time his owner tries to go to sleep. Or hamster will escape out of his cage in the middle of the night to butt burp on his owner’s lips while his owner is sleeping.

3. The hamster fell back while screaming “SANTO DIOS” to himself, because he knew his dumb stupid ass owner was not filming this shit in landscape mode!

It’s totally #3.

via Jezebel

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