Friday, June 1st 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

YAAASS! Madge's Vadge makes its comeback in Israel. And I don't think that's a camel toe. That's the mouth of one of the souls she ate trying to get out - Daily Mail

Don't you just want to scrub the dead skin off of your nalgas with Tom Hardy's beard? - Lainey Gossip

The midget Catherine Trammell - Hollywood Tuna

The Olsens call this look dirty coke and black tar heroin - The Superficial

Ryan Seacrest's face merkin is killing it in the eyebrow department here - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

A page from Maddox's dream journal - Celebitchy

I think I've seen the Green Lantern's pocket hottie boyfriend on Sean Cody - Towleroad

It's TGI Shirtless Friday's again - The Berry

Bitch, you ain't Jennifer Beals - Popoholic

What's Weezy crying about today? - IDLYITW

The most beautiful girl to grace a balcony since that Juliet trick - ICYDK

"Let the lord use you, gurl!" - OMG Blog

RPattz's got the face mic and now all he needs a top ponytail to start VOGUEING - Popsugar

Adam Levine ordered from the VS catalog again - Just Jared

Picking glitter out of her 'gina: Erykah Badu's sister must've been doing that for days - Crunk + Disorderly

Um...but who made the better Kool-Aid?! - Videogum

Sedated cat on a cold tin roof - I'm Not Obsessed

Brooke Mueller and rehab have reunited once again - Hollywood Rag

The closest you'll ever get to a tickle fetish video starring Benedict Cumberbatch - Cityrag

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Yes Madge. That's a good place for a stick-up!

jsl48813's picture

and as far as Madge is concerned... she's an angry American bitch who became English, and then got divorced.

jsl48813's picture

I would not accept a sample from charlie sheens hand's if he worked at the whole food's store

jsl48813's picture

for me charlie sheen always looks like he needs to shit out, stat! 3 balloons of the bad shit before he makes his first sentence.

This is how Madonna got her luscious strong steel bending vaginal muscles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPbbAniGYg

Scott in NYC's picture

I used to think Madonna was brilliant and so cool. She has become too tragic to even laugh at. The legacy of her brilliant career is being decimated with every misstep she makes - Material Girl clothing line, Hard Candy gyms, Truth or Dare fragrance, MDNA, tortured plastic face...and now her shit show tour sponsored by Depends' new line of scarlet adult diapers. This is the same woman who gave us such amazing music and videos for a few decades????????

MizRo's picture

*laughing hysterically* LaChaylo, you ALWAYS make me laugh till tears fall "pushing her chocha in a hovaround" - holy shit, I can picture it! Brutadonna hasn't been creative in decades. Loathe her.

TwatsThat's picture

Christ, Madonna looks vile.

Doesn't she know what she has to do to look younger? (see :30 and after)

http://youtu.be/z2Ky-MDdsQo

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

So. Apparently Madonna doesn't realize how ridiculous she looks wearing a majorette uniform when she's 55. Forget Mae West (who used to have an adult sensibility even when she was tricked out in outrageous outfits) - Madge is starting to look like one of those Del Rubio triplets.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again: put it away, woman. No one wants to see it anymore (unless you pay them the big bucks of course). Yeesh.

LaChaylo's picture

Bitch is way too narcissistic too ever quit performing. She'll be pushing her chocha from a hovaround in a few years.

And hasn't the circus theme been done already by, hmm, let me see, Pink, Britters, and I even think Xtina.

All original, that Vadge. Great performer but not an ounce of originality in that bony ass of hers.

turnelbup's picture

DAMMIT, GRANDMA! PUT YOUR SKIRT DOWN AND TAKE YOUR SUSTICAL ALREADY!

MizRo's picture

wow, Esther - your face looks like it's melting in that position: stop trying to distract us with your bits.

Vern's picture

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IG!

Had to google "Gravol" that is tooo funny!

*dies*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Granny Clampett's picture

I'm not going to make fun of her about being old although she's a decade older than me (haha) I do just think there's a point when need to accept you're old and people just don't want to see it any more. I know it's hard for us really really good looking people to age but hey we had our moment in the sun, it's someone else's turn now :p

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

islandgirl's picture

VERN!! xox

Hang on--- first I need a few more glasses of the sweet, sweet nectar and a Gravol. :)

Vern's picture

HAHAHA! IG!!!!!!

*prays IG doesn't find a link*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Vern's picture

Right on Weezy!

My first thought when I saw this was Sally O'Malley!
Dammit!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:49am.
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I've seen 18-wheelers with less conspicuous mudflaps. :)

justincase's picture

This post is like one "Caption This Contest" winner after another. LaughingMyAssOff!

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:43am.

Hahahahahahahaaaa! Right down to the red and white outfit and massive camel toe.

justincase's picture

This vile twat looks ridiculous and it suits.

Migraineuse's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 7:03pm.

Hey, Within! I actually saw a picture of a prolapsed anus

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Not-so-fun-fact:

I used to work at an old-folks' home. One poor woman had to have hers turned right-side-in every day. By us.

Can't believe some of the shit I used to do for a living.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.

stefystef's picture

OMG! You guys are KILLLING ME! *LMAO*

Submitted by zomay "Centrum Complete Silver Tour"

CLASSIC!

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Mani6's picture

She DOES look like Hilarity Clinton LOL!

Suzy Farkis's picture

You guys are killing me! In fine form indeed.

islandgirl's picture

Bwahaha, louise, spot on!!

http://youtu.be/aiehDcVZ-vA

loopygorilla's picture

fucking hell, those are huge curtains.

hopefully its not a windy day during the concert or the audience will get to hear madonna's pussy lips flap and make music.

louise_brooks's picture

She looks like Molly Shannon as Sally O'Mally.

"I'm 50! Fifty years old!! I like to kick! And stretch and kiiiiiiiiick!"

zomay's picture

Good for her, I hope she makes millions off her Centrum Complete Silver Tour.

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Gem's picture

Ho-Donna looks VILE...those arms are nasty, and the pics of her "playing guitar", please...she's my age and I am sick of people saying, Oh she has such a great body...if you got it flaunt it....society is cruel to say nasty things to women over a certain age...blah blah blah. Yes, bitch, you are TOO OLD to dress the way you do! And your body is not all that, either...

kittymuffin's picture

She looks like she is going to shit out a ferret.

snowball's picture

Watching Madonna is like watching Joan Crawford try to take over her daughter's part on that soap opera in Mommy Dearest. The face doesn't match the rest of the deal anymore and it's starting to get uncomfortable to think too hard about what's underneath the dress.

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

"Call Tyrone" is still my ultimate fuck-you to the shithead boyfriend song. Love Erykah--not sure about the sister yet...but I expect greatness and talent and 'tude.

Datura's picture

Madonna is demonstrating to the audience how to do Kegels.

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Louiselouise's picture

To be honest, I think it's her buttcheeks we can see and not her, ahem, labia. The picture's been taken at a bad angle.

However, no 53 year-old, no matter how well-maintained, should be wearing that outfit.

I admire her stance that she should do her thing and fuck the haters, but she looks ridiculous.

Puppy Love's picture

Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:57pm.
Why is Hillary Clinton wearing a majorette outfit?
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LMAO! This is spot-on!

Vico's picture

That picture makes Madonna look like she should be riding the short bus. That is all.

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SpacemanSpiff's picture

Why is Hillary Clinton wearing a majorette outfit?

And as Vadge flashes her saggy cameltoe at the Israelis, the Palestinians rejoice. They couldn't have done anything HALF as horrible as that.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, I know, It's amazing when you hear those old shows, how it comes back, doesn't it? Or the music... ☼♥☼♥

Yeah, today there's reality crap and Ke$hit and Lesbeaver... not good!

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kittymuffin's picture

Now I know where her daughters eye browns come from.

Whamo's picture

Reason,...LOL!! hey I was born in the 60's bu that doesn't mean I remember them. Now the 70's as a little gaffer yes. It's funny I haven't seen some of those old commercials since my Saturday morning cartoon days but you remember them word for word once you start to see them again.

WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, olol... the snooki vid you posted... sheesh ☺
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Whamo's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:22pm.

Whamo, everyone is feeling nast these days! llooll Did ya see my reply this morning? ;p
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No..to what?

Fat Lady's picture

Submitted by MooseMama on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:14pm.

its looking kind of saggy, dont they have a surgery to fix that?

Yes. She is looking a little Cisco Adler labia down there. I think porn stars get theirs all tweaked and tightened. She must have enough money to afford a lip lift.

Fat Lady's picture

This freakishly overly muscular image of vadge is one of many reasons why I don't hate on my womanly pudge. I would rather be a little chunky than look like a veiny piece of 'gina jerky.

MooseMama's picture

its looking kind of saggy, dont they have a surgery to fix that?

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WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, everyone is feeling nast these days! llooll Did ya see my reply this morning? ;p

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Gardening Girl's picture

*faints*