Afternoon Crumbs
YAAASS! Madge's Vadge makes its comeback in Israel. And I don't think that's a camel toe. That's the mouth of one of the souls she ate trying to get out - Daily Mail
Don't you just want to scrub the dead skin off of your nalgas with Tom Hardy's beard? - Lainey Gossip
The midget Catherine Trammell - Hollywood Tuna
The Olsens call this look dirty coke and black tar heroin - The Superficial
Ryan Seacrest's face merkin is killing it in the eyebrow department here - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
A page from Maddox's dream journal - Celebitchy
I think I've seen the Green Lantern's pocket hottie boyfriend on Sean Cody - Towleroad
It's TGI Shirtless Friday's again - The Berry
Bitch, you ain't Jennifer Beals - Popoholic
What's Weezy crying about today? - IDLYITW
The most beautiful girl to grace a balcony since that Juliet trick - ICYDK
"Let the lord use you, gurl!" - OMG Blog
RPattz's got the face mic and now all he needs a top ponytail to start VOGUEING - Popsugar
Adam Levine ordered from the VS catalog again - Just Jared
Picking glitter out of her 'gina: Erykah Badu's sister must've been doing that for days - Crunk + Disorderly
Um...but who made the better Kool-Aid?! - Videogum
Sedated cat on a cold tin roof - I'm Not Obsessed
Brooke Mueller and rehab have reunited once again - Hollywood Rag
The closest you'll ever get to a tickle fetish video starring Benedict Cumberbatch - Cityrag


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Yes Madge. That's a good place for a stick-up!
and as far as Madge is concerned... she's an angry American bitch who became English, and then got divorced.
I would not accept a sample from charlie sheens hand's if he worked at the whole food's store
for me charlie sheen always looks like he needs to shit out, stat! 3 balloons of the bad shit before he makes his first sentence.
This is how Madonna got her luscious strong steel bending vaginal muscles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPbbAniGYg
I used to think Madonna was brilliant and so cool. She has become too tragic to even laugh at. The legacy of her brilliant career is being decimated with every misstep she makes - Material Girl clothing line, Hard Candy gyms, Truth or Dare fragrance, MDNA, tortured plastic face...and now her shit show tour sponsored by Depends' new line of scarlet adult diapers. This is the same woman who gave us such amazing music and videos for a few decades????????
*laughing hysterically* LaChaylo, you ALWAYS make me laugh till tears fall "pushing her chocha in a hovaround" - holy shit, I can picture it! Brutadonna hasn't been creative in decades. Loathe her.
Christ, Madonna looks vile.
Doesn't she know what she has to do to look younger? (see :30 and after)
http://youtu.be/z2Ky-MDdsQo
So. Apparently Madonna doesn't realize how ridiculous she looks wearing a majorette uniform when she's 55. Forget Mae West (who used to have an adult sensibility even when she was tricked out in outrageous outfits) - Madge is starting to look like one of those Del Rubio triplets.
I've said it before, but I'll say it again: put it away, woman. No one wants to see it anymore (unless you pay them the big bucks of course). Yeesh.
Bitch is way too narcissistic too ever quit performing. She'll be pushing her chocha from a hovaround in a few years.
And hasn't the circus theme been done already by, hmm, let me see, Pink, Britters, and I even think Xtina.
All original, that Vadge. Great performer but not an ounce of originality in that bony ass of hers.
DAMMIT, GRANDMA! PUT YOUR SKIRT DOWN AND TAKE YOUR SUSTICAL ALREADY!
wow, Esther - your face looks like it's melting in that position: stop trying to distract us with your bits.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IG!
Had to google "Gravol" that is tooo funny!
*dies*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I'm not going to make fun of her about being old although she's a decade older than me (haha) I do just think there's a point when need to accept you're old and people just don't want to see it any more. I know it's hard for us really really good looking people to age but hey we had our moment in the sun, it's someone else's turn now :p
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
VERN!! xox
Hang on--- first I need a few more glasses of the sweet, sweet nectar and a Gravol. :)
HAHAHA! IG!!!!!!
*prays IG doesn't find a link*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Right on Weezy!
My first thought when I saw this was Sally O'Malley!
Dammit!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:49am.
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I've seen 18-wheelers with less conspicuous mudflaps. :)
This post is like one "Caption This Contest" winner after another. LaughingMyAssOff!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:43am.
Hahahahahahahaaaa! Right down to the red and white outfit and massive camel toe.
This vile twat looks ridiculous and it suits.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 7:03pm.
Hey, Within! I actually saw a picture of a prolapsed anus
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Not-so-fun-fact:
I used to work at an old-folks' home. One poor woman had to have hers turned right-side-in every day. By us.
Can't believe some of the shit I used to do for a living.
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Penguin...Batman was so wrong about you.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
OMG! You guys are KILLLING ME! *LMAO*
Submitted by zomay "Centrum Complete Silver Tour"
CLASSIC!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
She DOES look like Hilarity Clinton LOL!
You guys are killing me! In fine form indeed.
Bwahaha, louise, spot on!!
http://youtu.be/aiehDcVZ-vA
fucking hell, those are huge curtains.
hopefully its not a windy day during the concert or the audience will get to hear madonna's pussy lips flap and make music.
She looks like Molly Shannon as Sally O'Mally.
"I'm 50! Fifty years old!! I like to kick! And stretch and kiiiiiiiiick!"
Good for her, I hope she makes millions off her Centrum Complete Silver Tour.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Ho-Donna looks VILE...those arms are nasty, and the pics of her "playing guitar", please...she's my age and I am sick of people saying, Oh she has such a great body...if you got it flaunt it....society is cruel to say nasty things to women over a certain age...blah blah blah. Yes, bitch, you are TOO OLD to dress the way you do! And your body is not all that, either...
She looks like she is going to shit out a ferret.
Watching Madonna is like watching Joan Crawford try to take over her daughter's part on that soap opera in Mommy Dearest. The face doesn't match the rest of the deal anymore and it's starting to get uncomfortable to think too hard about what's underneath the dress.
"Call Tyrone" is still my ultimate fuck-you to the shithead boyfriend song. Love Erykah--not sure about the sister yet...but I expect greatness and talent and 'tude.
Madonna is demonstrating to the audience how to do Kegels.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
To be honest, I think it's her buttcheeks we can see and not her, ahem, labia. The picture's been taken at a bad angle.
However, no 53 year-old, no matter how well-maintained, should be wearing that outfit.
I admire her stance that she should do her thing and fuck the haters, but she looks ridiculous.
Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:57pm.
Why is Hillary Clinton wearing a majorette outfit?
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LMAO! This is spot-on!
That picture makes Madonna look like she should be riding the short bus. That is all.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
Why is Hillary Clinton wearing a majorette outfit?
And as Vadge flashes her saggy cameltoe at the Israelis, the Palestinians rejoice. They couldn't have done anything HALF as horrible as that.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Whamo, I know, It's amazing when you hear those old shows, how it comes back, doesn't it? Or the music... ☼♥☼♥
Yeah, today there's reality crap and Ke$hit and Lesbeaver... not good!
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Now I know where her daughters eye browns come from.
Reason,...LOL!! hey I was born in the 60's bu that doesn't mean I remember them. Now the 70's as a little gaffer yes. It's funny I haven't seen some of those old commercials since my Saturday morning cartoon days but you remember them word for word once you start to see them again.
Whamo, olol... the snooki vid you posted... sheesh ☺
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:22pm.
Whamo, everyone is feeling nast these days! llooll Did ya see my reply this morning? ;p
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No..to what?
Submitted by MooseMama on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:14pm.
its looking kind of saggy, dont they have a surgery to fix that?
Yes. She is looking a little Cisco Adler labia down there. I think porn stars get theirs all tweaked and tightened. She must have enough money to afford a lip lift.
This freakishly overly muscular image of vadge is one of many reasons why I don't hate on my womanly pudge. I would rather be a little chunky than look like a veiny piece of 'gina jerky.
its looking kind of saggy, dont they have a surgery to fix that?
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
Whamo, everyone is feeling nast these days! llooll Did ya see my reply this morning? ;p
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