"Glass, How Does It Work?" - Justin Bieber
You'd think that since Justin Bieber is a communion wafer with hair who can walk on water, he'd be able to walk through glass too. But that shit ain't so. The Lesbeaver isn't the Canadian Jesus, but he might be a vampire fetus who can't see his own reflection in anything, because glass once again made him its bitch in Paris yesterday. I know, I totally should've made "glass" Hot Slut of the Day.
Bieber called into TMZ yesterday after his head kissed a glass wall backstage during a show at the top of one of the tallest buildings in Paris. The Lesbeaver said that he hit his golden globe of tween dreams so hard that he suffered a slight concussion. Even though tiny, sparkly Bieber heads (that's what the Bieb sees instead of stars, obviously) spun around him, he still went back out on stage and finished the show. But after the show, he stumbled back to his dressing room and passed out for 15 seconds. Yeah, that is why it felt like there was TOO much oxygen in the air for 15 seconds yesterday. Because every Belieber sensed that their God was out and held their breath until he woke up. They got the senses like that.
A doctor from the Cabbage Patch Medical Center was airlifted in to check on Bieber. The doctor cleared Bieber and the world continued to spin.
This isn't the first time and it's not even the second time Bieber lost a battle against his greatest enemy, glass. Let's relive the beautiful memories.
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And every bird is like, "That dumb bitch!'
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:31am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:18am.
He still looks so young because he's still kept his innocence. We need more of this instead of the 25 yr olds who look 50.
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I think he looks so young because his balls haven't dropped.
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LOL! I second that, because hanging out with the likes of Ursher and fucking woman-beater Mayweather aren't exactly keeping him innocent, I'm sure.
*guffaw* he is soooo having a tough week. I def picture Biebs having temper tantrums.
edited: still laughing. I could watch this all day.
I'm sitting at the breakfast table reading the important news...I scroll past this picture and the boss says..."Looks like that girl from Girls Don't Cry".
Hillary, the Beib is your long lost child spawned from having sex with a dildo in midwestern fields.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:18am.
He still looks so young because he's still kept his innocence. We need more of this instead of the 25 yr olds who look 50.
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I think he looks so young because his balls haven't dropped.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Ward, I'm very worried about the Bieber.
He still looks so young because he's still kept his innocence. We need more of this instead of the 25 yr olds who look 50.
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He's so androgynous.. it freaks me out!
what a fucken dork!!! looks like he will not grow out of it...
My son just turned 11 and looks more like a man than 18 year old Justin Bieber. Is he Peter Pan or something?
I'd rather be completely freakin' retarded, and that wealthy and talented. Good trade, Biebs.
I walked into a screened door once at a party in front of a bunch of people. I bounced off of it really hard. I felt kind of stupid but it was funny.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 5:47pm.
I know everyone will make fun of him for that, or actually wish he hurt himself more, but all I see is a teenager, and I feel no hate for this kid.
It's the first time I hear him talk, I found him sweet and polite. Not the brat I expected.
Yep still at an awkward stage...not yet a man I guess.
He's just not done with puberty yet. Late bloomer. He will be a man someday, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Jesus- what the hell is his problem with walking and seeing at the same time?
Tegan and Sara don't deserve such disrespect, Dorian!
Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:27pm.
Hahahahaha. That is priceless.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 5:45pm.
Are we sure this is really a boy?
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I was just about to post the same thing. I'm not entirely sure this is a guy.
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Are we about to start a Justin Bieber is intersex rumor because I'm down with it.
The only reason she didn't cry when she walked into the door in the top video is because she noticed there was a camera. You can see she wants to cry.
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Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 5:45pm.
Are we sure this is really a boy?
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I was just about to post the same thing. I'm not entirely sure this is a guy.
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"Glass, How Does It Work?" - Justin Bieber - AHA HAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAAHHA
Those guys around him cracking up are the best part LMAO! What a ditzy dumbass!
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I know everyone will make fun of him for that, or actually wish he hurt himself more, but all I see is a teenager, and I feel no hate for this kid.
It's the first time I hear him talk, I found him sweet and polite. Not the brat I expected.
Are we sure this is really a boy? I know its still young, but its balls should have dropped by now causing some masculine effect. This kid is as pretty as a fresh daisy on a summer's eve commercial.
How the hell is Selena Gomez fucking on this? I don't mean to out her, but I'm straight calling her out as a closet lesbian.
Too bad he didn't wake up to find this was all a dream and he was really still just a little girl in Canada dreaming of stardom.
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Ya know, the more comments I read, the more I realize he does make a cute teenage girl.
What kind of PR team would allow their #1 moneymaker's SECOND embarrassing rendezvous with a glass door to make it onto the interwebs? The first one, I can understand: "I was caught up in the heat of performing for my fans!" But a second klutzy moment just hours later?
Must be an inside job.
Ouch! That's hard on the Beaver.
Haha!!!! I've done this and I wasn't drunk! Some folks keep thier patio doors way more sparkling than mine.
How is it possible that Justin looks even more of a woman as he gets older? The pierced ears aren't helping either. He looks like Tegan & Sara's lost sister, who are both lesbians I might add.
How tall is this little turd, anyway? Does it even shave?
Can't get a straight answer on height from the Ineenet..but rumor is Cabbage Patch wears Tommygirl lifts.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
As a Shitshow Recovery Expert, I can't say I don't sympathize here. However, I do things like that mostly in the privacy of my own home and when it's in public, I don't do it looking like Hilary Swank's wax statue trying to get away from an Aim N Flame.
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Up until recently I have been defending Beiber on how feminine he looks. But, I'm starting to change my feelings on this. He may want to look into a hormonal imbalance....
LOLOLOLLL! When I saw this video elsewhere last evening, I thought, "OMG, can't wait to see what MK writes."
He really makes for a pretty lesbian stud. Are we really sure Justin is not doing drag and is really a girl and Selena is in on the charade?
Submitted by suckandfuck: "Submitted by dementa on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:46am.
I have a cousin who is only 12. He already looks butcher than Beaver, has more body hair and is probably taller.
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reported, we don't check out kids here, maybe you can take your sex craving for your cousin elsewhere."
Biggest, best laugh of the day. I heart you, sucky.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:12pm
that water bottle should receive the Medal of Honor
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He has not one shred of testosterone in his body.
God, this puss even carried on like a girl! He is a girl...that pussy high pitched voice! Jezz how can girls like this junior lady-boy?
Um, when you slam your face into a glass door you don't hold your head and carry on like a bitch, you play that shit off like it's no matter, even if your eyebrow is busted open and you're bleeding like a bitch.
Of course, I have no first hand knowledge of such things.
*walks away whistling*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ "every bird is like "dumb bitch" ". HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but the water bottle to head while he was on stage gets me EVERY time LOL
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Call me when wraps one of his ten pretentious cars around a pole, otherwise no shit given here..
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Douchechill!
Back in college, lived in a ground floor apt you had to walk down a few stairs to get to - there was an entrance door with floor to ceiling reinforced glass (with chicken wire) next to it. Heard a horrendous crash one night after getting home from a party. Thought our huge bathroom mirror came crashing down. Walked into the hallway and some drunken fool ran down the stairs through the glass instead of the door. Didn't appear to be a scratch on him & he went on his staggering way.
Guess god does watch out for drunks, lol.