Kim Zolciak's Real Hair Looks Like A Wig
It seems like the weeks leading up to last night's episode of Don't Be Turdy For The Wedding, Bravo promoted that mess like it was its Who Shot JR Moment? or like they were going to tell us if Michael T. Weiss ever got caught for beating Jennifer Beals' character in that stairwell (Never 4get 2000 Malibu Road). They made it seem like seeing the top of Kim Zolciak's head in its supposed natural state is an important moment in basic cable history. I don't know why. We've seen that bitch wig-less during lesbian days. It's not anything new.
I doubt you care about the details of last night's episode, but I'm going to tell you anyway since I feel like typing and I just want to type to type. (Story of my blog.) Kim's wig tamer Derek J came over the day before her wedding to talk about what she wanted him to do to her bridal wig. Kim really wanted to chav it up for her special pre-divorce ceremony day, but Derek J stuck with the script the producers gave him before they shot the scene and told her she should wear her natural hair. That led to Kim taking her wig off in the other room before coming out without Benji's carcass on her head.
Bitch looked like a 45-year-old assistant manager at a hair salon that specializes in styles from the 90s, but that's besides the point. If that's Kim's real hair, then I have two dicks for nipples. That has to be a wig or at least a nest of weave pieces. I bet Kim wears a wig under her wig just in case somebody snatches the top one off. If you pulled all the layers of wigs off of Kim's head, you'd find a plastic dome with the words "Mattel Inc/1967/Korea" branded into it. And you can't try to convince me otherwise. Clip of that mess below:
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Bitch is just a boring girl from the Midwest who is insecure about herself and needs to make up crazy lies, Alexis-Real-Housewives-of-Orange-County-style. Take one look at her oldest daughter and you can see what Kim would really look/act like underneath the fakeness.
The length and cut suit her perfectly: any longer and it's clownish.
That's real hair, if you clowns can't tell that's real then you're blind as bat. Even when she wears a wig you can tell the front part is her real hair. The main reason why people give her such a hard time is cos she's a white woman who likes wearing a wig sometimes. End. Of. Story.
I have no idea who this bitch is and I don't wanna know.
But Stevie Wonder could tell that shit is a wig.
i think the "after" hair is a lacefront too -- like someone below said, all that hair ruffling she's doing is to hide the hairline [so i've heard . . .]
like someone else said, i think with a wig cap her "after" hair could have been up under a wig. but it would not have looked like that coming out from under a wig and cap, trust that
wig caps work for me, and my natural hair is much thicker than hers [think Basement Baby-ish] and, when blown out, past shoulder length [see Kim's middle layer on the left].
re: questions below -- i have wigs in my real hairstyle because there are times when i don't have time or don't feel like styling my hair [to do it right takes abt 2 hrs from shampoo to hair spray], can't pull off the ponytail, and have a reason for not wanting my head to scream "wig!" where i'm going. other times, i let it roar.
if her hair is damaged it won't grow worth shit
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
In the main pic she looks good. Like pretty, for her at least.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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ah doy maybe I don't understand hair and chix, but couldn't she just wait like 2 months and she would have the SAME EXACT HAIR as the type on her wigs?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
its bruce bitch...THANK YOU!!!!it was soooooa wig!!!!
Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 5:33pm.
Kroy must stand for Kim's Really Old Yall.
That is awesome.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
I know that is a wig. Why does she wear them? Anyone know?
This trick looks old, really old. She reminds me of the women my mom hangs out with that just won't let Alexis & Krystle Carrington from Dynasty die. Kroy must stand for Kim's Really Old Yall. In a couple of years that guy's gonna sober up from the head injury he obviously sustained while playing football and look at this mess and think, what the fuck?
Yeah, and that's her without makeup, too. :)
I've never seen Ms.
Zolciak but a friend happened to be called for jury duty the same day she was there. My friend, a hairdresser, didn't immediately recognize her but thought the woman looked like a hooker. She said in person the wig looked so obviously fake and her overall appearance was incredibly trashy. I hate to admit it, but I watched enough of Don't be Tardy for the Wedding to catch the "unveiling". I thought her real hair looked so much younger and flattering. No way it hadn't recently been colored and cut, but it was a huge improvement.
My mom's a 47 year old asst. mgr so I kinda resent you for that. Lol
That's right, I forgot about her "lesbian phase"...
And wasn't she 27 or 29 when the show debuted? I remember thinking "no way", back then...
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so the guy who styles her hair hasn't seen her real hair in a year? And her hair is all done under the wig? And said hair looks just like all her wigs? Just shorter? And she has the exact fake part? Who did her hair if said hair guy hasn't seen it in a year?
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 3:07pm.
There is absolutely NO WAY this woman is my age - she has to be closer to 45.
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I say the same damn thing. At least early 40s.
And real hair? Okay. Maybe some of it, but you can see the poorly done extensions. Thick, bluntly chopped, and poorly blended.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 3:38pm.
I dunno about that theory...some of the women in my family have popped out a few kiddos betwen the ages of 38 - 42 quite easily. My Mom had her last 2 kids at 39 and 40 w/ no fertility drugs. But, on the other hand, one aunt had to use fertility drugs at 33. All were single births. So, who knows?
Maybe she is "34". I really, really doubt it, though (probably more like 39 or 40, but looks 45+).
this is the first time i've heard this bitch speak. hopefully it was the last time as well.
I will take this shallow assed bitch's weave any day over that goiter-necked mother of honey boo-boo chile.
I could look at Kim's weave all day and not be nearly as offended as I am by the aforementioned chinzilla.
Her fugly necklace looks like it is a signal to the BAT cave.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
She's so fake. Living in her rented house with her rented furniture and her brain dead husband. Bitch didn't want to look at her own kids until they were old enough to take care of themselves. I HATE her and I hope some day someone really snatches both of her wigs off.
Can't tell with the hair, but Kim's face looks different in the picture *gasp* generic but better than before(!) hmmm Actually, she should give OctoMom her plastic surgeon's and wig-specialist's numbers, so they can fix that unsightly mess. lol ;p
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I watched it with the sound off (too lazy to put on headphones an I'm at work) and facial expressions between her and D communicate this:
D: You're frontin' like that's your real hair?
K: I AM FRONTIN' LIKE THIS IS MY REAL HAIR
D: okayyyyyyyyyy
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why do all this damaging hair bleaching/coloring/weaving if your hair is always under wigs?
that would be like shaving the top half of your legs in the winter, or like being married 30 years and shaving your legs at all...who does that??
bitch please.
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I think she must be the age she says although she looks easily into her mid 40s. She's very fertile which would be *highly* unusual in the mid 40s and is having single babies which might (just might!) indicate she is not using hormones.
I just think she's rode hard and hung up wet.
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She looks a lot like her mother without the wig, and much closer to her mother's age.
Her voice!
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 3:07pm.
There is absolutely NO WAY this woman is my age - she has to be closer to 45.
I agree. I was going to say at least 42.
I think she's got a bunch of clip in pieces in her hair. Look at her part, it is wide and deep.
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IF that is her real hair and ONLY her real hair, I'll suck off a donkey... or Jack.... although I heard the two are interchangeable.
That COULD be her *real* hair.... with a thickener added, a full blow out, puffin hair pieces on top, etc. Notice how she keeps running her fingers through it and flicks it side to side? Keeps her *hairline* from becoming visible.
Team FAKERRRRRRRRRRRR
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LMAO @ a plastic dome with the words "Mattel Inc/1967/Korea" !!!!!
Her 'natural' hair is a wig. She's a phony fake bitch.
Wait, is that fat friend Kimmy from Anna Nicole's old show?
olol.. a weave under a wig...well her real hair must be really bad if she has any left that is.
If her hair is that good then wtf with the hideous wigs? IDGI.
Fake ass ho. That just looks like a shorter wig!
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Douchechill!
There is absolutely NO WAY this woman is my age - she has to be closer to 45.
Also, when was her lesbian butch cut photo taken? Because I don't think her hair was able to grow that quickly.
Is there anything real about her?
Thanks MissJane!
So she's just another "reality" chick famous for being a cum-dumpster - klassy...
This is a much more appropriate (and flattering) look for her. Whether or not all that hair is hers is open for debate...
pppffffffttttt. No. I wanted to see the hair that was under the wig, NOT the styled hair she walked out with. What an asshole.
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At first I thought the guy was Randy Jackson from American Idol.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
I don't buy it.
Her "natural" hair actually looks good. Why she insists on wearing those hideous wigs is beyond me. And this reminds me of the first season of Real Ho-Wives of Atlanta, when she tried to justify her wearing wigs al of the time do to "getting cancer". Dumb broad didn't realize that CHEMO makes your hair fall out not "getting cancer", and she got called out on it. LOL.
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She looks kind of hot in that photo. Again, I'm looking at this on my little phone.
UGH. WILL WE EVER TALK ABOUT MAN HANDS MAN FACE MAN SHEREE EVER AGAIN? THE FUTURE LOOKS DIM!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is this the one with the mentally retarded looking husband?....too many nobodys these days to keep up...
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Submitted by Webberbear on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:49pm.
Former Sugar Daddy. "Big Poppa". He has never been revealed (cause he is married) but there is speculation that it is Lee Najjar.
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I watched this episode (I was boredddd) and the whole HOUR LONG show was working up to this and it took place like in the last 2 mins.
she wears a wig/hair cap under her wig (which smooshes your hair and your hair looks worse than hat hair), but SHE pulls the wig off, walks into the other room and instantly comes out with fresh washed and blown dried "Rachel" hair. right. *rolls eyes*
Even the SoCal suburban moms don't have that cut anymore, and that's saying a lot.
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You went into a salon in 2012 and asked for the Rachel. How cutting-edge.
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Wait, don't be Tardy for the Wedding is a real show?? Holy fuck. Kill me now.